Medellin Reports

[LoverBoy1024]

I lead her behind the Nutibara hotel to the hotel. Before reaching the hotel I asked her "when we get to the hotel, ask if they have a room available."

Sorry, I meant to add the information later: The hotel is Hotel Deseos.

[LoverBoy1024]

She held up her phone to illustrate she just got a call from reception. "The Time is up?" I said, taking it in stride. "Mas Tiempo" I brushed her off. "Quanto?" She told me 40.

When you are translating everything, many things you wish you said just go unsaid. WTF do you mean 40 I am thinking, the first time it was 20. Who is ripping me off. You or the hotel? What kind of short time hotel has you living there?

I gave her 40 and she went to pay the hotel. And when she came back she starts (in Spanish) with "the hotel is getting paid; I should get paid too. " I'm thinking, "that's not very girlfriendy". "I will pay you later I said". I turn out my wallet to her and showed her that I don't have the money right now.

She would have none of it. "Let's go to your hotel for the money", she said in Spanish. I countered that if we are leaving then I want her to stay all night. She agreed but said "let's agree on a price, you pay me and we are done with this pay after annoyance". And by this time, I am getting tired of asking to pay after too. We settle on a price.

We gather up our things and head for the door. Once on the street we attract attention from the people there. Mind you, our going to the hotel went without notice but our leaving together prompted one to ask "where are you going with the Gringo?" She responds something like "he is my sugar daddy!

When we arrived at the Hotel Nutibara I asked her to wait outside while I went in to get the money. She agreed, but as I walked away she realized that I might not be coming back. She called out to me, but I was already in the lobby of the hotel and didn't turn back.

Up in my room I am trying to think. But the marijuana is muddling my mind. I pull out my money and count it. Just enough for her and a hotel room. Should I give her the whole amount and tell her 175 is for the hotel, or withhold the hotel money? I decided to withhold the money. What snacks should I take? I packed an avocado and some nuts.

She texts me from outside. "You are delaying", she said. "Are you coming? She asked. I responded that I am coming, "please wait". Okay I thought, let me just grab this stuff and go.

We meet outside and she counts the money before putting it away. "Now what? She asks. I tell her that we have to find a hotel. I lead her behind the Nutibara hotel to the hotel. Before reaching the hotel I asked her "when we get to the hotel, ask if they have a room available. ".

As she went up to the clerk, I sat in the lobby looking for my ID. I have a security wallet attached to my belt. I always keep my passport card and a photocopy of my passport there. She comes back from the clerk and says the room is 150. This is exactly the amount that I have for the room in my pocket and I quickly hand it over.

In a moment she is back motioning me that I need my ID. I get up from the couch and make my way to the desk, opening my photocopy of my passport as I go. She begins raising her voice and saying to the clerk, "we have the 150 k and the ID so you have to rent the room to us!

The clerk carefully records the information from both of our IDs. But there is one thing she is having trouble understanding. She asks me a question and when I leaned in to answer her she was assaulted by my marijuana breath and let out an exclamation before retreating to the back of the office.

After a moment she returned and seemed to have resolved her question. Undeterred by the evidence of my crimes, she continued to record the information on the form. I noticed that my girlfriend was 21 as she filled in her DOB.

Having finished with the registration, we were finally rewarded with the keys to our room. When we arrived in the room I noted that it seemed to be big enough. A bed, table and chairs, boom box and bathroom. What else could you want? Well there is one thing about short time hotels: they don't expect you to actually sleep there. So while there was a sheet on the bed; there was no blanket or quilt.

At last we were here. Just the two of us and no annoying phone call from down stairs every hour asking for more and more money. I began to unpack everything and lay it out on the table. She found some music on the boom box. I opened a couple beers with the warn out bottle opener she brought from her apartment. I anticipated great things were about to follow.

And then she gets a phone call on her cell phone. She turns to me and says "her cousin will come. " "Do you like threesomes? She asks.

Part three of a multi-part post.

[Mojo Bandit]

Hi guys,

I'm halfway through a 2 week trip in Columbia and I'm not sure if this is this is the best place in the forum to introduce myself. I will provide some proper intel once I get back home on my desktop computer (this website is awful in mobile format).

I need to make it clear that I have very high standards in women, and I don't mind paying more to see the best of the best. I've walked some of the red light dustricts in Bogota and Pattaya and not seen a single girl I want to bang. I know there are a lot VIP escorts online but their pictures are always a bit deceiving and they're often not worth the premium price. Where can I find the high end girls in Medellin? I hear the Loutron is good but unfortunately its closed on Sundays. I only have 6 days left here please help me make the most of it.

If you are in Medellin than this is the obvious place to introduce yourself. If you were an average joe just asking 'where are the women' I would say RTFF, but I understand more when you say 'I have high standards'. I also do not like the websites for the same reasons that you mentioned. Had you signed on earlier when you were first planning your trip, I would have suggested that you start a Facebook list, and the fact that you do not have a Forum membership means that I cannot help you with that unless you can get one, because it is something I only do through private message. Since you say you do not mind paying "premium" price, I have to swallow real hard and agree with Sangnyc21's post and suggest Gusto, it is not something I would usually do at all but because you are already there and have no time to prepare or plan this might be your best option. This also depends on what you mean when you say you are willing to pay "premium" price. It is consistently reported that a chica at Gusto wants $200 for all night. It is also possible but not a sure bet to find some pretty ones in the Lleras Park itself for 200 k pesos for ST (Gusto is on the street alongside the Park, you enter the nightclub which is on the second floor by an elevator that that has a velvet rope line leading to the entrance).

I obviously do not know what another man's standards are for women are but I have seen everything from 1's to 8's out in the park, I would give one of the girls I picked up there a 9 but she was a little too thin for my taste.

[DramaFree11]

Hi guys,

I'm halfway through a 2 week trip in Columbia and I'm not sure if this is this is the best place in the forum to introduce myself. I will provide some proper intel once I get back home on my desktop computer (this website is awful in mobile format).

Last night I went to "Barre Ejecutiva" and wasn't too impressed. I got there around 10:30 pm and I found the selection to be mediocre. There were a few cute girls but there was only one up to my standards so I bought her a drink. We talked a bit but after 10 min some regulars arrived and she said "sorry these guys have already reserved a time to see me, ill be back in 5 min". I'm not sure why I expected her to be back in 5 min but she never came back so I left slightly grumpy.

I need to make it clear that I have very high standards in women, and I don't mind paying more to see the best of the best. I've walked some of the red light dustricts in Bogota and Pattaya and not seen a single girl I want to bang. I know there are a lot VIP escorts online but their pictures are always a bit deceiving and they're often not worth the premium price. Where can I find the high end girls in Medellin? I hear the Loutron is good but unfortunately its closed on Sundays. I only have 6 days left here please help me make the most of it.

I have to agree with you, I was not at all impressed with Colombia. Both Mexico and Russia are much better destinations, for me. If you like the fake asses MDE is the place, not for me and I also have fairly high standards. I would not go back to MDE, only for work, MDE was a major let down for me.

[Sangnyc21]

Hi guys,

I'm halfway through a 2 week trip in Columbia and I'm not sure if this is this is the best place in the forum to introduce myself. I will provide some proper intel once I get back home on my desktop computer (this website is awful in mobile format).

Last night I went to "Barre Ejecutiva" and wasn't too impressed. I got there around 10:30 pm and I found the selection to be mediocre. There were a few cute girls but there was only one up to my standards so I bought her a drink. We talked a bit but after 10 min some regulars arrived and she said "sorry these guys have already reserved a time to see me, ill be back in 5 min". I'm not sure why I expected her to be back in 5 min but she never came back so I left slightly grumpy.

I need to make it clear that I have very high standards in women, and I don't mind paying more to see the best of the best. I've walked some of the red light dustricts in Bogota and Pattaya and not seen a single girl I want to bang. I know there are a lot VIP escorts online but their pictures are always a bit deceiving and they're often not worth the premium price. Where can I find the high end girls in Medellin? I hear the Loutron is good but unfortunately its closed on Sundays. I only have 6 days left here please help me make the most of it.

If I were you I'the go to Lleras and go to Gustos or Lleras park go to strip clubs like La Isla or Fase Dos. Your already there so setting up dates with Instagram models or SA might be too late.

[Knowledge]

Uber is back for realz, and the taxi unions are already over it. There will be a day long taxi strike March 16. The taxistas aren't getting much sympathy from the population. Get ready for surge pricing and long waits for uber on March 16. The silver lining is traffic will be unusually light. Of course the taxistas won't extend their strike, they have bills to pay like the rest of us.

[AdventureSeekr]

Are there any banks offering safety deposit boxes to tourists?

I'm thinking that a safety deposit box only available during office hours is the perfect solution to the problem of being drugged at night and opening your hotel safe for someone.

Seems easier to just rent a place with 24 h security guard and tell him to not let her leave if she's leaving alone. Only have chicas leave with you, even if you're just walking them downstairs. Plus security will have their ID logged if anything happens, but I'd imagine 95% of the time that staying at a well known building with security would be deterrent enough.

[Knowledge]

You might just be doing some guys a favor with this post. Anybody who is going to be so worried to consider what I think is overkill precautions will have a hard time enjoying a visit. OK so now I will pivot to constructive commentary. The better way to go, in my opinion, is to stay woke about the girls you deal with and what they are up to when you around them. RTFF and you will see advice about how to keep track of your food and beverages so no one can tamper with them. There is also plenty of good advice about how to secure valuables. It's not that hard, really it's not. I will break it down a little more. Keep your valuables (wallet, electronics, etc.) in sight or well hidden at all times.

Why do y'all make it out to be so complicated to monger? So you are going to tell a chick not to drug you and try to rob you because all of your valuables are at the bank? I don't think they take note of you having tons of cash and 6 Rolex watches before they decide to go on a mission. All this is already worked out before they get to you.

THEY FUCKING DRUG YOU FIRST. Then they search for your valuables. If you don't have any valubales in the place you can still die from the drugging, leaving you with no use for the stuff you wanted to hide in the first place. And if you do wake up you will be so happy to be alive that you will just be on the next flight home, instead of staying to call more chicks over that may drug you again.

[Mr Enternational]

Are there any banks offering safety deposit boxes to tourists?

I'm thinking that a safety deposit box only available during office hours is the perfect solution to the problem of being drugged at night and opening your hotel safe for someone.

Why do y'all make it out to be so complicated to monger? So you are going to tell a chick not to drug you and try to rob you because all of your valuables are at the bank? I don't think they take note of you having tons of cash and 6 Rolex watches before they decide to go on a mission. All this is already worked out before they get to you.

THEY FUCKING DRUG YOU FIRST. Then they search for your valuables. If you don't have any valubales in the place you can still die from the drugging, leaving you with no use for the stuff you wanted to hide in the first place. And if you do wake up you will be so happy to be alive that you will just be on the next flight home, instead of staying to call more chicks over that may drug you again.

[Knowledge]

LOL! I can see where the Mexicans are coming from. The Corona fad is a big scam. LOL.

But seriously, the lime thing was originally a way to keep flies from dropping into your beer. It works. I usually go with a rolled up bit of napkin stuffed into the neck or I cover the bottle with a baseball cap.

The Mexicans call it urine.

[LeyenLouvain]

Are there any banks offering safety deposit boxes to tourists?

I'm thinking that a safety deposit box only available during office hours is the perfect solution to the problem of being drugged at night and opening your hotel safe for someone.

[Surfer500]

Hi guys,

I need to make it clear that I have very high standards in women, and I don't mind paying more to see the best of the best. I've walked some of the red light dustricts in Bogota and Pattaya and not seen a single girl I want to bang. I know there are a lot VIP escorts online but their pictures are always a bit deceiving and they're often not worth the premium price. Where can I find the high end girls in Medellin? I hear the Loutron is good but unfortunately its closed on Sundays. I only have 6 days left here please help me make the most of it.

I understand this is your first post, however it begs the question as to where you have encountered the type of women you consider to be the "best of the best" as Colombia is hard to beat if your into Latina women.

[Surfer500]

Concur with most except for tipping and walking with 200 k. Also if one proclaims to be a hood hardened wannabe shot caller personal blog expert from south central, Flint or Hunts point wherever nobody cares -not you- then your immune because all the scams have previously been pulled on you or your associates one time or another plus having eyes in the back of ones head sure helps bits wordup skware bidness yo? LOL.

Centro is no cake walk for newbs this cannot be overly stated however some get lucky and believe its always like that but it only takes once then things go dark.

I concur with your thoughts, however tipping wasn't mentioned in this post, but another one I posted. What do you think about tipping, at the Hotels I patronize, it has worked wonders for me.

As far as walking with 200 K, well that's what I carry with me, no more. Do you think that's too much money to be carrying around in El Centro? My rationale for that number is it will cover two one and a half hour sessions, food, etc.

There have been other posters on this board who claim they are "bad ass", coming from rough neighborhoods in the States and can handle themselves in El Centro. Well if they are obvious foreigners, they are walking targets, and may physically be able to kick the shit out of somebody, but will have a difficult time if a group of guys takes them on.

This almost happened to a friend of mine who is a "bad ass" and not somebody to be fucked with in a fight. He is an obvious foreigner and a while back he was walking along the Veracruz Church and three Transvesties cornered him and one said let's go to the room. He said I'm not into "cock" or butt fucking and then they ripped his glasses off of him and stomped them on the ground. He told me afterwards that if it had been one guy things wouldn't have progressed like that, in that he would of "attacked" the She-male. So he decided not to try take on three guys and basically walked away.

[Nounce]

One final note. Again, keep in mind that there is no pressure to buy. But their prices on liquor are ridiculously high, in my opinion. And one waiter at the bar was very slow to give back change. After twice thinking I'm leaving him a $30 K tip (that ain't happening), I just kept hounding him so he wanted me to go away.

The problems you experienced really are not problems if you get a seat and have a waiter. The waiter can rearrange the seat for you even when the place appears to be full. You can run a tap and pay at the end.

Next time, get the counter by the entrance to break your large bill into 2 K bills. You won't need to wait for change this way.

[Combo]

Hi guys,

I'm halfway through a 2 week trip in Columbia and I'm not sure if this is this is the best place in the forum to introduce myself. I will provide some proper intel once I get back home on my desktop computer (this website is awful in mobile format).

Last night I went to "Barre Ejecutiva" and wasn't too impressed. I got there around 10:30 pm and I found the selection to be mediocre. There were a few cute girls but there was only one up to my standards so I bought her a drink. We talked a bit but after 10 min some regulars arrived and she said "sorry these guys have already reserved a time to see me, ill be back in 5 min". I'm not sure why I expected her to be back in 5 min but she never came back so I left slightly grumpy.

I need to make it clear that I have very high standards in women, and I don't mind paying more to see the best of the best. I've walked some of the red light dustricts in Bogota and Pattaya and not seen a single girl I want to bang. I know there are a lot VIP escorts online but their pictures are always a bit deceiving and they're often not worth the premium price. Where can I find the high end girls in Medellin? I hear the Loutron is good but unfortunately its closed on Sundays. I only have 6 days left here please help me make the most of it.

Have you tried la Isla? Many think they have the hottest women in Medellin, though if you don't like Silicone T&A, you may not like it.