Medellin Reports

[Norman Stormin]

Then, perhaps not long after the sun has set, walk down the block with Conejitas on your right, arriving the corner, take a right, then again some 300 yards up, another right, then that 500 yard stretch,

Following your directions, this would put one under the Prado metro station at approximately 7:00 pm (assuming you make it that far). This is precisely the time and place where a Brit blead out after refusing to surrender his immitation gold watch and gold chain in February 2011.

[Knowledge]

Well, I agree with the part about a room at the Nutibara.

This is the most pitiful post I've ever seen on ISG. The guys who used to be willing to show you around, well, Noah died in a hail of bullets on La 70 in May 2012. And Colombia Jake, he hung himself in a Colombian jail in January of of this year.

Re tourists, two guys died in Parque Lleras last week, another is in the hospital.

Having said that, the first step is to toughen you up. I suggest you get a room at the Hotel Nutibara, and roughly at sunset, venture out. A $2 k Colombian gift to all and sundry street urchin, and when you see something interesting, take out your cell phone, preferably an IPhone, and film in a leisurely manner. Then, perhaps not long after the sun has set, walk down the block with Conejitas on your right, arriving the corner, take a right, then again some 300 yards up, another right, then that 500 yard stretch, another right, to arrive hopefully where you began. It is recommended you do these things each evening, say for 3 nights.

[Chesscat]

If you can't figure it out Lefeu, I'm not going to splain it to you. EOF

My friend, what is the point of your post? If you don't want to help your fellow mongers, just move on. No need to spend time and effort putting together this post. Two guys died last week in Parque lleras, so what! There are folks dying everywhere in the world, every day.

I have been here for 2 weeks now, staying not far from Parque lleras. I am there every day, for coffee, food, etc. It is a nice place to relax and enjoy the best of Medellin. I have never worried about my safety. All one needs is some common sense, which is needed anywhere in the world.

[Wolf662]

. Then, perhaps not long after the sun has set, walk down the block with Conejitas on your right, arriving the corner, take a right, then again some 300 yards up, another right, then that 500 yard stretch, another right, to arrive hopefully where you began. It is recommended you do these things each evening, say for 3 nights.

LOL, every time I go to Conejitas I want to go check out Grill Occidental down the right on Carr 52 but that street does look kinda scary at night.

[Lefeu]

This is the most pitiful post I've ever seen on ISG...

My friend, what is the point of your post? If you don't want to help your fellow mongers, just move on. No need to spend time and effort putting together this post. Two guys died last week in Parque lleras, so what! There are folks dying everywhere in the world, every day.

I have been here for 2 weeks now, staying not far from Parque lleras. I am there every day, for coffee, food, etc. It is a nice place to relax and enjoy the best of Medellin. I have never worried about my safety. All one needs is some common sense, which is needed anywhere in the world.

[Chesscat]

This is the most pitiful post I've ever seen on ISG. The guys who used to be willing to show you around, well, Noah died in a hail of bullets on La 70 in May 2012. And Colombia Jake, he hung himself in a Colombian jail in January of of this year.

Re tourists, two guys died in Parque Lleras last week, another is in the hospital.

Having said that, the first step is to toughen you up. I suggest you get a room at the Hotel Nutibara, and roughly at sunset, venture out. A $2 k Colombian gift to all and sundry street urchin, and when you see something interesting, take out your cell phone, preferably an IPhone, and film in a leisurely manner. Then, perhaps not long after the sun has set, walk down the block with Conejitas on your right, arriving the corner, take a right, then again some 300 yards up, another right, then that 500 yard stretch, another right, to arrive hopefully where you began. It is recommended you do these things each evening, say for 3 nights.

Hello all,

I've no idea if this is in the right place or you get this all the time but eff it.

I'm a guy from the UK, totally inexperienced when it comes to seeking out paid sex. I've been travelling for a while and I'm up for experiencing some stuff. But the idea of entering that kind of world without knowledge to me, I feel like my naivete will be exploited.

If anyone wants to help a brother out, show a brother round medellin and give tips face to face, hit me up, it'd be truly appreciated.

Peace.

[Wolf662]

Good morning Gents was hoping you guys could give me tops for me and my two friends first trip to Medellin. We are renting a 3 bedroom apartment near Parque Lleras off of calle 8. Been to a couple of different countries but would like to know best approach and places for day game, where to go for the night game and if that doesn't work where are the hoes. Best strip clubs etc. LOL.

Thanks fellas!

1/2 HR intro to the Medellin adult scene in the vid on this page: (about a 1'50" intro) Vid is a few years old, prices a little cheaper now as the peso has dropped.

https://colombia.adultsearch.com/medellin/

[JjBee62]

Good morning Gents was hoping you guys could give me tops for me and my two friends first trip to Medellin. We are renting a 3 bedroom apartment near Parque Lleras off of calle 8. Been to a couple of different countries but would like to know best approach and places for day game, where to go for the night game and if that doesn't work where are the hoes. Best strip clubs etc. LOL.

Thanks fellas!

Somewhere within the 24,400+ post in this thread you would have found the information you seek, if you had taken some time to look.

Best approach for day and night game is to be able to converse in Spanish, at least a basic conversation. Without that minimum, the best approach is to either visit an English speaking country or skip the game and go directly to "the hoes."

If you scroll down the Colombia page you'll find a thread called Medellin Lists. Reading that thread will lead you to the Medellin mongering map and list of addresses, operating hours and prices. Searching through this thread you'll find reviews of the specific locations and also warnings you may want to pay attention to.

Good luck.

[Fun Luvr]

... but would like to know best approach and places for day game, where to go for the night game and if that doesn't work where are the hoes. Best strip clubs etc. LOL.

If you are referring to "game" as finding chicks to have sex with without paying, your success will be very low. During the day, go downtown to the casas. Late night, go to the strip clubs or hang around Parque Lleras. Probably the best strip club considering price / quality ratio is Fase Dos.

[JoeBlow316]

Good morning Gents was hoping you guys could give me tops for me and my two friends first trip to Medellin. We are renting a 3 bedroom apartment near Parque Lleras off of calle 8. Been to a couple of different countries but would like to know best approach and places for day game, where to go for the night game and if that doesn't work where are the hoes. Best strip clubs etc. LOL.

Thanks fellas!

[Queens35]

Daisy- thick, dark skinned (morena) with very cute face. Has bad implants, the implant either moved or was implanted incorrectly. You can feel her natural breast tissue and then a few inches below you can feel the implant.

This girl looks good but has no interest in taking the dick. In mish, she does that move by closing her legs to prevent you from getting all the way in. Then in doggy, she keeps backing into you to prevent you from having room to get a good rhythm going. I was not being aggressive or banging her hard. I even told her that I didn't like it and she shouldn't do that, and she stopped just long enough for me to get a decent rhythm and then started that crap again. I cut the session short. I was pretty annoyed since I had told that I didn't like it. I just stopped and started getting dressed.

This chica had balls to ask for a tip. For the first time ever, I declined a tip. I replied with a firm "NO" and nothing more. I assume that she figured out why but I can't be sure. I had the urge to tell one of the bosses but decided to just leave, I don't need any drama over $17.

[Queens35]

Out of about 100 chicas I have made appointments with, the best I can remember only two or three did not show up. A few were up to two hours late, but they showed up.

Not for me. In the past 2 trips, I have had 4 no-shows out of 12 I think.

[Fun Luvr]

...Anyways I hear that if you're making an appointment, maybe 1 out of 4 will actually come through so I mentally divide the number on my list by 4. No idea how these girls will work out but some of them seem like they'll be good.

Out of about 100 chicas I have made appointments with, the best I can remember only two or three did not show up. A few were up to two hours late, but they showed up.

[JjBee62]

Hello all,

I've no idea if this is in the right place or you get this all the time but eff it.

I'm a guy from the UK, totally inexperienced when it comes to seeking out paid sex. I've been travelling for a while and I'm up for experiencing some stuff. But the idea of entering that kind of world without knowledge to me, I feel like my naivete will be exploited.

If anyone wants to help a brother out, show a brother round medellin and give tips face to face, hit me up, it'd be truly appreciated.

Peace.

Look for replies in the General thread.

[Resiste]

Hey y'all mates & parseros,

A brief of my last month visit to the sexy mamasita capital of the world.

First of all, saying that paisas are beautiful is an understatement. I would say there are no ugly ones. It's like boobjobs as standard equipment fuck yeah. From the very first girl (an immigration officer at MDE) to the last you will be looking at around 80% of all-equipped girls regardless they're pro or not.

OK, enough chit chat. Saturday 04/11 arrived to the Lleras Green hotel around 1 am after Jetblue's FLL-MDE and decided to hit the road at once. Had pre-booked with a venezuelan girl from photoprepagos (Lorena) https://www.photoprepagos.com/lorena...spero-id-pkh2k and since we build rapport from the whatsapp chat we met at Lleras.

Good fuck, a bit mechanic though but treated me very well. 130 k pesos plus taxy either way and I wasnt charged overnight fee.

And now prepare to laugh your asses off because that my friends was the only prepago I managed to fuck in 10 days at the fucking world's prepago capital. Yes, I'm no kidding.

If dissapointed then skip otherwise if you want to keep laughing at me (or gain insight) keep reading:

The next day I walked to CC Monterrey to buy a sim card for my phone, got into a Tigo (mobile provider) shop and the girl servicing me started to smile. Solid 8.5/10 and as a fisherman I am I decided to throw the bait. Putting my rusty Spanish to the test and even matching the paisa accent I managed to get her number and her finishing time which was in 2 3 hours.

I decided to hit the empanadas kiosks around Poblado station in the meantime thinking WFT? Let's try her. 5 PM and she was waiting for me at the agreed point. Dinner, courting, flirting and yes sir. Sex in my hotel that very same night. Guys but not just sex. It was the very best fucking sex I've ever had. I called her a taxi around 11 pm after she sucked me dry and after she left I made a judgement call. Bear with me:

My budget was $500 for mongering which I calculated to approximately 9 fucks with decently hot girls. Since I'm not much into variety but good sex I then decided to stick with this girl and spent the money in a better hotel and court the girl out. This decision did paid off as I had the best sex I could imagine during 10 days, ended up with a virtual Colombian booty call, ready for me whenever I want via whatsapp (BTW: Whatsapp is free in most Colombian carriers) and ended up spending only a fraction of what I supposed to spend.

And if you're wondering: She never asked for a penny! She didn't even want me to spend in dining out and took me to less expensive (strato bajo) eateries when you definitely get a lot more bang for your bucks without jeopardising flavour (or safety for what matters).

The reason of my success: My spanish. At least I can now say that my mother sturdiness with my siblings and I to keep speaking Spanish at home was somehow useful.

Later loooosers! (Just kidding) See you in my next adventure: Kuala Lumpur.