Medellin Reports

[RiceRocket99]

Last year during the peak of the pandemic, I was in Medellin from Nov 2020 to Feb 2021. Daily curfews and weekend lookdowns were commonplace, but I still had a blast! I made the best of it and enjoyed the lockdowns with different girls and sometimes multiple girls. Being in Medellin for that long during those restrictive measures and still was able to have limitless fun, I knew I was ready to buy a place here and eventually make a permanent move.

Fast forward to Dec 2021, now that I have my own apartment and all the amenities (remember tussi makes the pussy juicy!) And so far, none of the curfews or lockdowns, and all the fat, ugly, lumpy, tatted up, low-quality chicas at my disposal (shout out to Captain Solo), it really feels like I'm living the Colombian Dream haha. Past couple days I had to reject so many chicas because even God had to rest on the 7th day, and many of them were enticing me with photos of their amigas that were all up for grabs (150-200 mil BB everything for multiple hours). I would give amigas 50 mil propina for chica introductions, and the new chicas would introduce me to their other amigas and it becomes a well-oiled sex machine cycle.

It's definitely a buyer's market right now and lots of chicas doing last minute Christmas shopping and looking for some extra cash. My current rotation of girls know that I love BB everything and will send amigas my way. Sorry folks, please don't PM me for contacts, I'm just too selfish to share, plus it just takes one guy to fuck it all up for the rest of us, but best of luck to everyone!

BTW, mind as well put my opinion out there. I have been to Tijuana numerous times and I love the HK scene. I also developed good list of SA contacts as well. It's a short 1. 5 hour flight and I have Global Entry so crossing the border is a piece of cake. I admit, they do have some of the hottest chicas. I was there in summer of 2020 when nothing else was open and I had a blast, spent at least 1 grand for the weekend partying it up, and loved every dollar of it haha. I had multiple and memorable BBFS sessions with mostly drunk chicas hehe, but I will still take Medellin over Tijuana any day of the week and thrice on Sunday. For me, it's not even a discussion, just my 2 cents. It's time to move on, and sorry for bringing it up again. And YES, Medellin is full of fat, ugly, lumpy, tatted up, low-quality chicas, so please don't come out here and let us enjoy them all! Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone out there! Have fun and stay safe!

On a side note, I'm loving the exchange rate. Been getting exactly 4,001 pesos per dollar on Scotia Colpatria ATM with 900 mil transaction limit and 2. 7 million daily limit. And now that I have a Bancolombia account, I'm stashing extra pesos away. But watch it hit 4,100, then 4,200, and then I'll look stupid haha.

[Knowledge]

A machine gun? That made me laugh out loud because it's so crazy. That is the Mexico I know, anything you want you can get. Back to Medellin, I've been to Milagros a couple of times. I found it very mediocre and I have no plans to return. It's neither authentic nor on the level of the chain Mexican restaurants you find in the US. The past couple of years here there has been an explosion of low end taco "restaurants", especially in Laureles and Provenza. As best I can tell the core customer base are gringos and younger Colombians. It's a bit of a gold rush because the places make nice profits on heavy sales of alcoholic beverages and the food costs are next to nothing. Beans, tortillas, scraps of pork and chicken, and salty sauces. I respect the hustle but it's a stretch to call it Mexican food.

I will say that Tijuana is the only place where I had someone offer to sell me a machine gun. He was getting frustrated because I didn't want to buy anything, so he asked if I wanted a machine gun.

It was fun hanging out with you. That was a really good trip for me. And I agree, obviously, with your opinion of Medellin. I hope to head back in a few months.

For Mexican food in Medellin, try Milagros. They have a few locations. There's also a place in Parque Lleras and Laureles that does decent tacos. The name is Ajua. There's also Wajaca in Envigado. Not Mexican food, but I highly recommend Salpijugo, also in Envigado.

[Knowledge]

Thank you! This truth bomb is exactly what was needed.

The old guys who are truly bullshitting you about how pretty the girls in Tijuana really are, I have been to Tijuana more times than I can count. My brother was stationed in 29 Palms for many years and I would fly out to visit him and I would just camp down in Tijuana and enjoy the scenery. If you like short women with express-less faces who are always trying to hustle you, then Tijuana is the spot for you. It's quite entertaining to watch guys from the Mexico forum bounce over to the Colombia forum and throw shade on Colombian Women and Medellin. No one flies 6 hours from one coast to another coast in America, then another 3.5 hours down to Medellin, just to see grossly obese ugly women?

You have never heard me write about or mention Mexico or San Pedro Sula Honduras and I once stayed in both of those destinations. I once considered retiring to Honduras as it was only 2.5 hours away from Houston and my job allows me to move to anywhere and receive a great pay increase. But you never see me mention anything about Central America. Since visiting Colombia, I have no reason to mention Central America. You don't see me post as much in this forum, not because I am not getting as much action as I once did, why mention it you have Pulitzer Prize writers on the board who have never visited Medellin who can read the forum and cause chaos as if they have really been to Medellin, but as they say in my circles, it takes all kinds.

[Kafka]

I have the perfect solution. Those who think Mexico is better than Colombia should go to Mexico and never come back to Colombia. Seems like the best solution without arguing and trying to win that pointless argument.

Lets get back to all the great things about Medellin, the other posts are obvious in their intent.

[OneRose]

Hi,

I'm in MDE for a few weeks and wanted to know if someone wants to have a beer together and exchange chicas experiences. Regards.

[Norbert61]

Ouch! Here let me help you.

About 3 blocks from New Life is www.adilab.com.co Calle 54 # 42-47.

8,000 Syphilis.

25,000 HIV.

45,000 Gonorrhea and Chlamydia.

30,000 HepatitusB.

80,000 Covid antigen.

Thanks very much. I did try bioferencia and the initially quoted me 752,000 (maybe I should change my WhatsApp handle from Papi Papaya) - I said something and the price went to $275,000 - dyslexia? Anyway I guess if I'm going to New Life anyway.

[JjBee62]

These girls aren't really hard to find if you just use the friend of friends methods (not the catfish ones) . Its like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Found a couple of your girls posted earlier took like 5 minutes tops.

Yes, but who wants to pay Kevin Bacon for sex?

[Surfer500]

Yes, enough is enough. Can we get Pollo Negro back on here please to restore some order!

Maybe Slapshot can join in as well!

[PolloNegro]

Yes, enough is enough. Can we get Pollo Negro back on here please to restore some order!

The old guys who are truly bullshitting you about how pretty the girls in Tijuana really are, I have been to Tijuana more times than I can count. My brother was stationed in 29 Palms for many years and I would fly out to visit him and I would just camp down in Tijuana and enjoy the scenery. If you like short women with express-less faces who are always trying to hustle you, then Tijuana is the spot for you. It's quite entertaining to watch guys from the Mexico forum bounce over to the Colombia forum and throw shade on Colombian Women and Medellin. No one flies 6 hours from one coast to another coast in America, then another 3.5 hours down to Medellin, just to see grossly obese ugly women?

You have never heard me write about or mention Mexico or San Pedro Sula Honduras and I once stayed in both of those destinations. I once considered retiring to Honduras as it was only 2.5 hours away from Houston and my job allows me to move to anywhere and receive a great pay increase. But you never see me mention anything about Central America. Since visiting Colombia, I have no reason to mention Central America. You don't see me post as much in this forum, not because I am not getting as much action as I once did, why mention it you have Pulitzer Prize writers on the board who have never visited Medellin who can read the forum and cause chaos as if they have really been to Medellin, but as they say in my circles, it takes all kinds.

Allow me to justify my words and claims, Tall Man, Sjobs, Rice Rocket, and Nounce are all from California, they could easily fly down to San Diego California and trot across the boarder to Tijuana, guess where they are? They are all in Medellin or Brazil, I deal with facts, not the Bull$hit. You have to weed through what's real and what's fiction. No one in his or her right mind, goes to a Mercedes dealership looking to buy a BMW. If Mexico is where you want to be, why are you on the Medellin forum keeping up a fuss. Of all women I have ever taken to bed, they all had 2 tit $ and a split. If you are expecting more than that, then my good board members, shame on you all! Pollo Negro is out!

[Maelstrom]

Shhhh!! I sent them in a PM for a reason LOL.

These girls aren't really hard to find if you just use the friend of friends methods (not the catfish ones) . Its like 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon. Found a couple of your girls posted earlier took like 5 minutes tops.

[JjBee62]

Look I don't have a dog in this Mexico VS Colombia fight that seems to be going on. But I will give my two cents. I was born in Mexico city and spent the first 1/3 of my life there before I moved to southern California. Spanish is my first language and I have played in several places in Mexico. Mexico city, Guadalajara, Cacun / Tulum and many others but I was a regular in Tijuana. Since I lived little over an hour drive I was there several times a month going to H. K and using SA or escort sites like Musas and I loved it.

I visited Colombia the first time in Bogota and honestly I wasn't really all that impressed but had a decent time over all. Then I started reading the post in this section and diced to give Colombia another try but visited Medellin, and wow what a world of difference!

I will say that Tijuana is the only place where I had someone offer to sell me a machine gun. He was getting frustrated because I didn't want to buy anything, so he asked if I wanted a machine gun.

It was fun hanging out with you. That was a really good trip for me. And I agree, obviously, with your opinion of Medellin. I hope to head back in a few months.

For Mexican food in Medellin, try Milagros. They have a few locations. There's also a place in Parque Lleras and Laureles that does decent tacos. The name is Ajua. There's also Wajaca in Envigado. Not Mexican food, but I highly recommend Salpijugo, also in Envigado.

[Osteoknot]

Man what a shit day yesterday. What you going to do?

You're going to remember that your bad day in Medellin beats almost all your good days back home, jeje.

And to Keep On Keepin' On.

[Osteoknot]

Now if I can just find good Mexican food in Medellin I might just move there haha!

Hey Dude!

Dig your screen name. I only hesitate making this referral because not being Mexican, I can't vouch for the authenticity, but all I know is the food tasted great with high-quality fresh ingredients, good Margaritas, great cafe' vibe, as you can see a super colorful decor, and friendly waitresses. Of course, the prices are good.

Restaurante Mexicano Orale.

CL. 41 A ## 70-138, Medellin, and, Antioquia, Colombia.

This place is a couple of blocks off of Avenida 70, the tourist corridor. The closest metro is Estadio, would be 15 minute walk from there, and would be a right turn of the Avenida.

I think it's super close to the San Peter apartments that so many people here talk about here. I've stayed for months in that neighborhood, never a felt a pull toward Strange Peter, guess I should check it out some day.

Fotos are there with my Spanish Teacher. I took her out to lunch after she gave me some really good deep lessons one afternoon. Yeah, that Spanish teacher, jeje.

If you check it out, PM me with the feedback soes I know.

Ostee Out!

[Mojo Bandit]

Thanks for sharing the Fb links.

Shhhh!! I sent them in a PM for a reason LOL.

[Queens35]

I have the perfect solution. Those who think Mexico is better than Colombia should go to Mexico and never come back to Colombia. Seems like the best solution without arguing and trying to win that pointless argument.