Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

I think he has something original. Drugs, places and even girl he posted are hard to make up details based on past posts like that. I think he even started a trend.

Look up his post about a beautiful FB 19 yr old girl. Another frequent poster dated the same girl based on that link after. How many posters have you seen post any FB link of the same quality? Yes, there were a few but they are older so already well known. I think I mentioned the after hour club at La Isla without naming the club name, then he visited and came back with the name. There are things that I am familiar with that I don't agree but those are subjective and I just chalk it up as exaggeration.

I think the posts did start a trend for sure with all the drugs, IE. Tussi that guys were using. But something was still off about all of it, especially how he was going to get back into the Country when it was shutdown, how he would cross on foot into the Country from Venezuela and / or bribe immigration officials if necessary, even at an airport.

His last posts seemed to become more and more illogical, absurd, and just hard to believe.

Perhaps he was in Medellin, yet fabricated and made up posts or portions of post. So hence everything sounds believable, meaning he was here, confirming your thoughts, yet some things were just off.

Maybe some other board members have a take on all this. I know JBee2 might have some theories on this.

[SureMan]

Hi members,

Do I need a covid test to enter Colombia.

The Colombian travel site said no test if you have the vaccines.

I have 2 from AstraZeneca.

One from Pfizer.

As I want to leave Canada on the 5th of January.

Sureman.

[Nounce]

He was real, the only question is whether he had actually ever been to Medellin.

I suspect he had never been here, as there were always some things a little bit off as to how things actually are here which I and other members picked up on.

Almost as though somebody had read and studied other members posts, and than created posts based on what was garnered from other members actual experiences.

He was a very good fiction writer in my opinion.

And hands down, the most entertaining poster we have ever had on this board.

I think he has something original. Drugs, places and even girl he posted are hard to make up details based on past posts like that. I think he even started a trend.

Look up his post about a beautiful FB 19 yr old girl. Another frequent poster dated the same girl based on that link after. How many posters have you seen post any FB link of the same quality? Yes, there were a few but they are older so already well known. I think I mentioned the after hour club at La Isla without naming the club name, then he visited and came back with the name. There are things that I am familiar with that I don't agree but those are subjective and I just chalk it up as exaggeration.

[Norbert61]

Since 2006 I've flown w / Spirit from SC to FLL to Medellin. Never any real issues the 12 times I used them.

Now there are no good flights. Horrible times, layovers for many hours. Anyone here know of any other good suggestions on flights to the City of Eternal Spring?

Thanks in advance.

If you can get to MIA or Orlando fairly easily VIVA flies direct to Medellin. Seems a decent price and decent times- I have only used them twice but no complaints.

[ChuchoLoco]

I used to fly Delta from Atlanta to Bogota and then to Medellin but the last few times I have been flying Jetblue from FLL directly to Medellin and I have to say its a far more relaxing experience. I have never used Spirit and honestly from what you hear I think I rather pay the extra money to fly Jetblue.

I think they are all having problem due to the virus (es). COPA sent me an email last night moving my return to USA back one day but with my approval or reschedule since flight is a couple months away. They said it was dur to virus. Hopefully no lockdown coming up. Seems like the hysteria over this new variant is way overblown. Latest is that in South Africa where it started, it is declining as fast just as fast as it spread and not so deadly. We can only hope. Things change from minute to minute.

[BootyBandit84]

Since 2006 I've flown w / Spirit from SC to FLL to Medellin. Never any real issues the 12 times I used them.

Now there are no good flights. Horrible times, layovers for many hours. Anyone here know of any other good suggestions on flights to the City of Eternal Spring?

Thanks in advance.

I used to fly Delta from Atlanta to Bogota and then to Medellin but the last few times I have been flying Jetblue from FLL directly to Medellin and I have to say its a far more relaxing experience. I have never used Spirit and honestly from what you hear I think I rather pay the extra money to fly Jetblue.

[Hunglow1625]

Since 2006 I've flown w / Spirit from SC to FLL to Medellin. Never any real issues the 12 times I used them.

Now there are no good flights. Horrible times, layovers for many hours. Anyone here know of any other good suggestions on flights to the City of Eternal Spring?

Thanks in advance.

[Turgid]

......Casas: Checked out Newlife but didn't like any of the girls. Paid the viewing fee and left. Went to Spa Energias. Didn't like the line up but picked a young Venezuelan. Never returned to either casa.

Went to Loutron's one night. Small line up. Mostly girls who had been operated on. Not my style but picked a girl. Terrible service. Upsold me but failed to deliver the goods. Had the audacity to ask me for a tip at the end. Do not recommend this establishment......

I'm a casa guy and have not read a good Medellin casa report in a long while. Now I'm reading even Loutrons is not good. I'm thinking Medellin is no longer worth my while.

[Norbert61]

Thanks very much. I did try bioferencia and the initially quoted me 752,000 (maybe I should change my WhatsApp handle from Papi Papaya) - I said something and the price went to $275,000 - dyslexia? Anyway I guess if I'm going to New Life anyway.

OK last post on the subject but I bet there are some people interested. I opted to have bioreferencia come to my place to do the STD tests. OK so here's the thing. They don't do a urine test here. They stick a swab up the end of your beaver basher- this is something that is one of those heebie jeebie phobias of mine and I am still a little freaked out TBH. I guess it didn't hurt. I pulled out the CEO of Norbcorp and she suck in the swab- it only took a couple seconds. BTW she did not put on gloves. How would I know where her hands have been LOL. As one final aside they do say you are not supposed to eat, drink alcohol or have sex for an extended period before the test. Ya right! - I skipped that part. If they can't pick up the bugs the way I am I can't imagine it would matter. If this was true just make sure you are drunk a lot and you won't get cupid's measles.

[Surfer500]

In his post earlier PolloNegro mentioned SJobs,

I did enough private messaging with him to say he was most likely real, besides not that many guys get on here and advocate for going to Gustos and paying $200 dollars just for the convenience of it.

I would be curious to know if anyone thinks they do know what happened to him.

He was real, the only question is whether he had actually ever been to Medellin.

I suspect he had never been here, as there were always some things a little bit off as to how things actually are here which I and other members picked up on.

Almost as though somebody had read and studied other members posts, and than created posts based on what was garnered from other members actual experiences.

He was a very good fiction writer in my opinion.

And hands down, the most entertaining poster we have ever had on this board.

[Surfer500]

There is a Chilaquiles in Estadio about one block from the Floresta Metro stop. I was there last month a couple times. As stated above, hand made tortillas and great sauces. I was in CDMX for a couple weeks just prior to Medellin and this place is authentic Mexican food. Try the chilaquiles, top notch.

That's the place, hands down best and real authentic Mexican place in Medellin, and after eating at their previous locations in Patio Bonito and Manila I gave up on going anywhere else for Mexican food. The only thing that this place has in common with the other Mexican places in town are the bottled Mexican beers.

[Dcrist0527]

Only you can decide if you'll be disappointed.

In my opinion, if you enjoy the strip club atmosphere, sharing a bottle with some friends and doing the boys night out thing, La Isla is great. The service is excellent, the seating is comfortable and it's a good party atmosphere. To me, it's a go early, stay late kind of place. If you're spending money and taking care of your server, he will go and find the type of girls you want. I don't recommend it if you're going solo, or aren't interested in a long visit.

If you just want to go, sort through the girls at a strip club, find one who is good enough, go to Fase Dos. The service is terrible, the seating is torture, but you can often find what you're looking for. It's more of a go solo, go late, pick one and get it on place.

There are also the Centro clubs where you can often find gems, but the rooms suck and there's a good chance you won't find what you're looking for.

Great advice and intel. I run solo so I appreciate your perspective. I'm going to give La Isla another look in a couple weeks. My perfect night is probably go to a strip club, find a girl that I connect with and party with her all night. Certainly not the cheapest route. On my prior visit, I just didn't get a great party vibe. There were two tables with a few gringos that would definitely be classified as weekend warriors. They got off on humiliating the girls with money. Was disgusting, honestly. But boy, they had a huge crowd of girls groveling to join the party. That kind of killed my mood.

Again, thanks for the info.

[Mojo Bandit]

All this talk about Mexico, who wouldn't want to go to the place in this video. Just listen to Cheech Marin (at 41 seconds)tell about the special they're runnin

https://youtu.be/dUfel9sU-KI

[Parasitius]

Looking for some advice on how to not have a boring ass holiday weekend Dec 23-26, as things will be slow at work.

Options I have in mind:

1. Grab a bang hotel right by Lleras (like Hotel DIX or Hotel Lleras 10 if those are still good?) and try to get Facebook girls there (if that fails, I hope there will be a FEW in the Park on 23rd 24th 25th? Or is that unrealistic?

2. Don't get any sort of hotel, just go to casas? (Do they have a holiday shutdown period?

3. Try to book a room at the Mansion last minute?

Last time I was here around Christmas, I left town by the 22nd so.

[Knowledge]

It's never happened to me. I read about it on this web site and I also saw it on one of those border patrol type cable TV shows. I don't think it makes a difference unless you have illegal images. It cold also be a problem if you are found with images that conflict with statements you make to officials. An example would be "I've never been to Guatape" and selfies of you with Guatape in the background are found on your phone. To me it seems not so difficult to avoid those scenarios.

Only place I've heard of this was few posts on this forum. I stick out like a sore thumb at the MDE airport with my professional photographer camera and massive lens. Not one glance from migracion or any staff. Meanwhile I have 256 GB card of video and naked pics taken from few sessions.

You can always sign of for google drive, find a good wifi connection and upload all of it to that cloud drive. The free account has 15 GB free, I pay the monthly for 100 GB which has a special right now for $1. 99 per month.