Medellin Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

Sorry bro, radio silence starts now.

Radio silence? You are breaking my heart. You are the Lone Ranger / Daniel Boone out there in a pussy filled frontier where no white man dares to go, having new experiences not thought of by those who expat in Poblado and Laureles and all places south. I will not name the town you are in because it shall be the town with no name to respect that you want to keep it pure. But maybe you could post adventures and just refer to it as "the northern suburb" - the one youtube video someone made of the nightlife along Carrera 52 around the Calle 35, in the southern part of the northern suburb almost makes me brave enought to venture up to that area on weekend to take in the eye candy at a minimum.

[SplareMe]

Since 2006 I've flown w / Spirit from SC to FLL to Medellin. Never any real issues the 12 times I used them.

Now there are no good flights. Horrible times, layovers for many hours. Anyone here know of any other good suggestions on flights to the City of Eternal Spring?

Thanks in advance.

I live in LA and the best routes are through Miami making it a long trip. Then I checked flights LA to Bogota and found a non-stop flight. It's one hour from Bogota to Medellin and it's $70 round trip. I'm going to take a quick look at the action while I'm in Bogota as a bonus. Check Bogata from your location and see if it helps.

[Pinnacle1966]

They are OK, 7's at best

Time to reflect and assess what I am flying into tomorrow.

I have a steady group of go-to girls in Medellin, most of them I've known for over two years. Nothing too unusual about that. The difference is that I rank them and tell each chica their number so they know exactly where they stand, and they vie for position. There are more custom rules that I won't go into, mainly designed to keep the love flowing. Several of the girls know each other and we party together.

I put numbers on the photos to match the rankings, maybe the photos will post in order, fingers crossed.

1. Catgirl. Perennial Numero Uno. The reason I first came to Medellin in 2019. We have a dog and an apartment in Aurora. Bisexual. The only way this works between she and I is because she has a lock at the number one position. She was never P4 P, but I materially give her more than the rest of the girls on this list combined. Bisexual. I stayed with four generations of her family starting with her 92 yo great-grandmother on a mountain top pueblo 3 hours outside of Medellin, where she grew up and her dad grows coffee.

2. Scarlet. Worked her way to Number Two after she started well outside the Top Ten over two years ago, as pure P4 P. Now she fucks me for "free". Brings me a steady stream of hawt new chicas. Fun and young (all girls are over 18, obvio). She is a great example of how attention and hard work moves a girl up the list, jaja. Half-Mexicana..

[GeneHickman]

I decided to take the second chica back to my hotel for TLN. When we got to the room, she did the deed (indeed, she was happy to do BBFS and even bb anal), grabbed some money and took a cab back, looking very forlorn because I had no drugs. I came away with the view that La Mayorista is not good for finding hot fun chicas, but rather for finding drugged skanks. I am surprised to read here that this opinion seems to have caught on.

Talk about throwing caution to the wind. Not to pry too deeply into your affairs, but are you saying you did BB Anal with a Skank bro. Or merely that it was available?

[NapataJohn]

Gentleman,

I'm hoping someone can put me in the right ballpark of drink prices at Gustos. My first and only trip to Colombia was focused on Gustos. I enjoyed my time there).

The drink prices in Gusto are pricey. They know their clientele and price it out accordingly Beers will run about 15 mil pesos each, cocktails around 35 mil and Bottles service the premium stuff is 180 for Goose and Patron all-inclusive. The VIP Sections are well laid out so if you arrive early, you are ensured a great position it is also recommended to make reservations in advance if you are fanatical about placement as this place packs it out every night of the week.

[Dcrist0527]

Gentleman,

I'm hoping someone can put me in the right ballpark of drink prices at Gustos. My first and only trip to Colombia was focused on Gustos. I enjoyed my time there. Yes, it was very expensive, compared to local prices. But I enjoyed my time. In fact, I think I spent more on drinks than chicas. But, for the life of me, I don't remember the price of chica drinks. I'm trying to gameplan for my trip in less than two weeks. What worked for me was having my own personal party in Gustos and then perusing Lleras and I found some cuties there.

So, just curious what the prices are to buy your favorite chica a drink or two. (Not interested in bottle service!) And if you know the going rate on party favors, let me know if it is advisable to shop in Gustos or not via PM. (On my last visit, I was a bit too unfamiliar with the place to cross that bridge.).

[Zeos1]

Are we talking 100,000,000 COP?

Mil is thousand.

[Surfer500]

Being in Medellin for the first time during the Holidays I decided after my night in Poblado, that I needed to see what ground zero would be like on Christmas afternoon. I got on the METRO in Poblado, and after departing the Industralies Station, it seemed pretty deserted in Centro as the streets were empty in Alpujarra and upon arriving at the Parque Berrio Station, and walking down the stairs, there was a fair amount of people out to my surprise.

I estimate that about 25% of the businesses were open, and on the backside of the Church about a third of the bars were open, albeit not a lot of girls out. I also went down to see what was happening on Avenida de la Grief, and literally none of the bars were open, and there were more people shooting up along the street then girls walking around that area.

When I decided to visit Centro on Christmas afternoon, I envisioned it would be way more subdued than it was, and wasn't envisioning doing a girl, yet thought if one of my spinners was out I might.

And low and behold, one of my spinners named Tatina was out, and I took her upstairs for a rato.

And after about 45 minutes I didn't think I was going to finish, but finally popped to her and my relief.

My saddlebags were literally on empty when I left Poblado in the morning, and I recharged enough to get two loads off on Christmas Day!

Just another day in Paradise.

[ColombiaLover]

I think you are referring to Ale Ale Perez (whatever else his name is). I did not realize he got only six months. From what I was told he was living the good life in prison and even had a new boyfriend. Geez. If he's out and back doing this again, I hope he gets it hard next time.

Does the gay friend have blond hair? If so be sure to check cedulas. He was locked up for about 6 months for pimping out girls who hadn't yet reached the proper age. Nice enough guy, I've exchanged messages with him a few times about girls, but someone to be cautious with. If it's the same guy.

[Surfer500]

In your situation, to resolve the visa issue, I would do one of 2 things.

1. Since you're probably going to be spending a lot of time in Colombia next year, sign up and prepay for 3 months of Spanish classes at EAFIT. Classes are 2 hours daily, 5 days a week and each lasts 4 weeks. Assuming someone is in the office next week, they can get you the paperwork you need to get a 6 month student visa (prepay 3 classes, get 6 months visa, prepay 6, get 12 months). You will need proof of an international health plan, 6 months of bank statements (just the cover page showing balance) and a letter accepting financial responsibility for leaving Colombia. You will need to take a trip to Bogota to get the visa. Once you have the visa, you'll need to get your cedula de extranjero, which you can get in Medellin. For that you'll also need a blood type certificate. When I got mine, it cost 9500 pesos at Clinica Las Vegas. You may still need to leave in 6 months to reset the tourist visa.

2. Grab a deserving chica from your lineup and take a 3 day trip to someplace nice. I'd probably pick somewhere along the Pacific coast, possibly Peru. I'm sure others here have some suggestions.

Just a side note to suggestion 1. The applicant for a visa does not need to physically travel to Bogota to obtain the visa, there is no interview or a requirement to physically go to Bogota. The issue is that the visa is physically put into your Passport in Bogota, because for whatever reason they cannot do it in Medellin. Hence, a courier can be utilized to provide this service, meaning you have to release your Passport to a third party to do so. It's been a while, but I'm sure EAFIT can arrange this.

As far as EAFIT being a good fit for this poster, that's the wild card. As you well know it's pretty regimented at EAFIT, and may not work for this poster.

[Norbert61]

In your situation, to resolve the visa issue, I would do one of 2 things..

Definitely take a girl from here if your going to Peru. Peruvian girls are so ugly they got to sneak up on their mirrors.

[Norbert61]

Getting good seafood in Medellin is problematic to say the least, and is actually more a function of how fresh the fish is versus the eating establishment.

So good luck on this, just another dining challenge in Medellin.

Pesquiera, Rocoto, Mistura, Piqueo (the last three are Peruvian), all the higher end places like El Botanico, oci. Mde, and Carmen have a couple of well prepared seafood dishes on their menus. As other posters mentioned, seafood is not popular with Antioquenos the way it is with Costenos and people from the Caribe.

Thanks fellas. I ended up getting take out from Pesquiera before they closed and we heated it up at 9. As an interesting aside I got a pretty damned impressive squirt out of her last night. Perhaps the magic of Christmas or perhaps the magic wand vibrator- prolly the vibrator. Also as an interesting aside, for a wee slip of a girl that doesn't drink she sucked up a bottle of white wine without any noticeable effect. LOL maybe a little effect.

[PhantomDX]

How about I pay you 100 mil for each Chica introduction when I am in Medellin..

Are we talking 100,000,000 COP?

[MamaGuevos]

I haven't been to Medellin in maybe 7-8 years but it seems that things are a bit different. At that time, the ISG was run by Jackson and the board recommended two places above all else: the Mansion (which was owned by an alcoholic? Aussie) and La Mayorista.

Now, I liked the mansion because there was one chica in particular who was amazingly skilled but I could tell that the place was in a death spiral. Two guys there were apparently in heaven due to La Mayorista. So, despite the advice of a taxi driver that it was too dangerous for a gringo, I decided to check it out. There were about 75 girls of whom 70 were skanks. I chose two of them. The first offered me cocaine. When I declined, she helped herself to a few fingernails of powder and I had an accelerated fuck. I decided to take the second chica back to my hotel for TLN. When we got to the room, she did the deed (indeed, she was happy to do BBFS and even bb anal), grabbed some money and took a cab back, looking very forlorn because I had no drugs. I came away with the view that La Mayorista is not good for finding hot fun chicas, but rather for finding drugged skanks. I am surprised to read here that this opinion seems to have caught on.

I read now that El Centro is the place to find independent talent these days. Is that the general consensus? I ask because I am returning to MDE in a few months for work and am doing my homework now.

By the way, after that night, I stayed with the clubs. I had a great time, and even found a "girlfriend " who took my money but gave me lots of really terrific service.

[JjBee62]

First time I ever connected in MCO (Orlando) to get here. Has to spend one night in Orlando, the flight selections sucked. Can't tell if MCO is always a giant-cluster fuck or if it was because of the holiday. Stood in line for over two hours even with TSA pre-check that got me around at least 300-400 people. Not one empty seat on the plane. The only person who asked for my vaccine record was Immigration at the Medellin airport, mine shows 2 shots and a booster they let me through without a ruffled feather as far as Covid goes.

Don't forget to fill out your Migracion Form on line before you leave https://apps.migracioncolombia.gov.c...reregistro.jsf I could've sworn it used to have to be done within 24 hours of departure but it shows that it can be completed up to 72 hours ahead of time. They will make you do it at the airport on your cell phone before they allow you to check in which sucks and you become a noticable clog.

But I fucked up on the visa. I try not to sugar coat or hide my mistakes because really that's where we learn the most from ourselves and each other. I thought the the tourist visa clock automatically reset on January 1. Boy, did I get that wrong. Since I was already on my last nine days of my second 90-day tourist visa extension for 2021, I have to LEAVE the country again before those nine days expire, and then return in 2022 to restart the 180 days on the tourist visa. Doh! I am retired and have the resources so it's not a disaster but yeah I feel stupid. Can't blame it on drugs this time, been straight for months..

In your situation, to resolve the visa issue, I would do one of 2 things.

1. Since you're probably going to be spending a lot of time in Colombia next year, sign up and prepay for 3 months of Spanish classes at EAFIT. Classes are 2 hours daily, 5 days a week and each lasts 4 weeks. Assuming someone is in the office next week, they can get you the paperwork you need to get a 6 month student visa (prepay 3 classes, get 6 months visa, prepay 6, get 12 months). You will need proof of an international health plan, 6 months of bank statements (just the cover page showing balance) and a letter accepting financial responsibility for leaving Colombia. You will need to take a trip to Bogota to get the visa. Once you have the visa, you'll need to get your cedula de extranjero, which you can get in Medellin. For that you'll also need a blood type certificate. When I got mine, it cost 9500 pesos at Clinica Las Vegas. You may still need to leave in 6 months to reset the tourist visa.

2. Grab a deserving chica from your lineup and take a 3 day trip to someplace nice. I'd probably pick somewhere along the Pacific coast, possibly Peru. I'm sure others here have some suggestions.