Medellin Reports

[Zeos1]

Excellent report, thanks for sharing.

La Isla and Fase Dos. Are these two pick up bars with action on-site? The 320 K COP was for an hour? If someone just wants to enjoy the ambience without taking a girl up, would you say it is worth the taxi and cover charge?

Nope. They are strip clubs. Lots of posts about them, use search.

[Paulie97]

This is correct. I was there a couple years ago and drink prices were 15-20 mil for a beer. I was surprised it was that expensive (2-3 x) compared to Conejita. I was with a member from this board to check it out after we went to Conejita, and we had to ask a girl there to verify. They also had the price listed on the wall IIRC.

There's no price list on the wall in Ejectiva that I've ever seen. The maseros are seeing some of you guys coming, which brings up an old topic, dress and act like you know what you are doing. LOL Prices for the most popular local beers are 12 mil in Ejectiva. An old masero trick is to hand back part of your change then hesitate, and if you act like you are good with it and / or hand them a tip then done deal. If you want to confirm the true price, wave off the hyper friendly maseros when you walk in and go straight to the back to make your purchase. Assuming you don't look like a huge sucker the guy behind the bar will do business for the true price.

P.S. They also have Heinekens which are 15 mil.

[JustTK]

I bought sildenafil (La Sante, 50 MG) in El Centro for 1500 pesos. It was a white round pill. In contrast to various blue pills, it had sweet and menthol flavor and no bitterness. I thought that the effectiveness was rather mild. Anybody any thoughts?

Yes, I think those are called Tic-tacs in my country.

[FlowState985]

Correct. Drink prices in Ejecuvia are ridiculous. More than double than all the others that are nearby.

This is correct. I was there a couple years ago and drink prices were 15-20 mil for a beer. I was surprised it was that expensive (2-3 x) compared to Conejita. I was with a member from this board to check it out after we went to Conejita, and we had to ask a girl there to verify. They also had the price listed on the wall IIRC.

[Silver Turtle]

I bought sildenafil (La Sante, 50 MG) in El Centro for 1500 pesos. It was a white round pill. In contrast to various blue pills, it had sweet and menthol flavor and no bitterness. I thought that the effectiveness was rather mild. Anybody any thoughts?

Thanks.

[JustTK]

I'm pretty sure I paid 15 K or so for a beer in Barra Ejecutiva in Centro maybe a year ago. Of course the girls are less than 1/3 the cost of Gustos but that's for another thread.

Correct. Drink prices in Ejecuvia are ridiculous. More than double than all the others that are nearby.

[Osteoknot]

Solid 4-girl day scheduled, and I am pretty sure they will all show. Let the games begin. Chica #1 just left. Got to run, chica #2 en reception.

[MateoCast98]

Has any US fully vaccinated tourist had any issues traveling into Colombia post Dec 14th. I heard there was a mix up with the information released.

[Osteoknot]

My fun with Scarlet's asshole post got deleted by admin. Doesn't matter if I agree or not, I do not own this Website and they call the shots. I wouldn't want their job overseeing a international sex site like this, so admin and the moderators get my props for a hard job generally well done.

Since my previous post went up without issue initially, I would guess ISG was probably responding to some poor misguided desperate complaint, probably fueled by jealousy. Hopefully a topic such as human sexuality does not suffer from unnecessary and warranted censorship here. I would like to think we are less judgmental and more free-thinking than most because it's the nature of our beast. Let others discriminate against us, but we should not be discriminating against each other. But I digress, let's keep things fun, that's why we are all here, right?

Amazonia has not delivered her bebe yet despite out best efforts at shaking the kid loose, jajaja. I still can't get over how her grandmother's funeral wake (a nine-night mass) is the same nine days left on my tourist visa. I normally don't assign special meaning to randomness (evolutionarily, that's what brains do, but most people don't recognize it) but the "end of one life, start of another" metaphor is too obvious to miss.

Scarlet is fine, her asshole is a little sore, I told her to buy some stool softener, jeje. In fact, she's bringing over her new friend early this evening (Super Groovy and Purrfekt Piel scheduled before them, making this a 4-girl day) from the back of the bus, remember? I have the same all-hole access plan in store for the new friend who has been informed ahead of time and is game to lose her asshole virginity. Scarlet also wants more of the same, but says she says her booty hole needs a little more recuperation time, jajaja. In fact, if I had to quantify it, I would say Scarlet is my biggest fan among all the chicas in my line-up. After all, she is the same girl who brings me a steady stream of new chicas without my asking, which is a pretty obvious reference that she likes how I treat her. Nothing left to do at this point but Keep On Keepin' On. Ostee Out.

[Mojo Bandit]

I don't understand why you guys are suggesting RR99 to not share when he does. This is the opposite solution to the original complain which I don't agree with.

One of the most annoying things a member can do is telling others how many 10's he fucked but no pictures. Or there is a secret list. As negative as Captain is, he posted some pictures to back up his claim. The pictures provide some context from his point of view and I don't have to agree with it but it helps.

I am sorry Nounce but I do not understand wh at you responded to my post. I had responded to RR99 to not stop sharing. His original complaint was that if he shared too much about the area where he has bought an apartment then more gringos would invade the area. So I half jokingly suggested he just refer to the area by a generic name and not be so specific, and then I named an area where there were several attractive chicas oout partying that I had seen a youtube video, and I named the cross streets where the video was filmed at. Then JustTK responded to that post saying all someone had to do was look up those cross streets. So my post was resoponding to him meaning that was probably more research than anyone was willing to do.

[Oterri]

Fantastic report and tips. Thanks for sharing the important details.

You have mentioned using Uber. Is it easy to use in Medellin despite not being legal?

And secondly, can you please PM me the contact number of the guide you used to visit Guatape. I have exactly the same trip in mind and would love to do it the way you did. Thank you, in advance.

Completed my second trip to Medellin first week of December. First trip was in July, wrote a couple of reports on that trip. This time went with a couple of buddies and had a blast.

Airbnb.

Stayed at an Airbnb apartment in Laureles, right by Unicentro mall. The location was perfect, walking distance from the Exito within Unicentro, and all the of ATMs and money exchange places. Anytime I took a taxi or Uber, all I needed to tell the driver was to take me to Unicentro. Same thing with the chicas, just told them that I was near Unicentro. Pro tip. Most apartment buildings in Medellin have their address and the building name etched into the front of the building in large letters. I always take a picture of that and a photo of the building and send that to the chicas. It makes it easy for them to find my apartment. I always ask the apartment owner if they allow guests before I book on airbnb. I've never had trouble bringing the girls back to my apartment..

[Oterri]

Excellent report, thanks for sharing.

La Isla and Fase Dos. Are these two pick up bars with action on-site? The 320 K COP was for an hour? If someone just wants to enjoy the ambience without taking a girl up, would you say it is worth the taxi and cover charge?

I was recently in Medellin, for almost 3 weeks. I had a wingman who joined me for 10 days. It was his first time in Colombia, and he insisted on visiting Cartagena. So, we spent 4 days in Cartagena. He had a great time, except he got drugged by a chick who stole some of his possessions. He recovered nicely and the damage was not that bad, lost about $100 worth of stuff.

I have access to a nice apartment in Medellin, fairly close to Santa Fe mall. I had no problem bringing in chicks. I just have to ask them to dress appropriately. Otherwise, they show up half naked to the building. Luckily, we tip the folks at the puerteria well enough that they help smooth things. They basically send the girls straight to our floor, after giving us a call first. On very few occasions, I walked in with a girl that I picked somewhere, but usually late at night when nobody is around.

I have a stable of FB chicas that I have known over time, and they get the bulk of my sessions. They also know the protocol and their way inside the building. On this trip, I brought in a Venezuelan girl that I met in parque lleras. That's typically my mode of operations, my FB friends plus a few new chicks that I want to try. This time, however, I spent much more time around parque lleras. My wingman who was staying at the mansion, liked Parque lleras quite a bit..

[Dcrist0527]

We also visited Tantra massage, and it was a bad experience. First, the taxi dropped us a bit far from the place. We made an attempt to walk, asking people in the streets but to no avail. We got lost in that neighborhood. We finally took another taxi who dropped us at the door. Upon leaving, we realized how easy it was to walk from the metro station close by. After all that hassle in finding the place, they had only 2 women available and none of us was interested. We waited a good 20 minute and we did not see anything interesting, so we left and took the metro back to Poblado.

Not many reviews on Tantra. For some reason, I chose that one for my first casa on my first visit to MDE. It was not a great experience. Finding the location was a challenge. Mind you, I had no clue how addresses worked at that point. In hindsight, I'm thankful I didn't just barge in to someone's apartment. It was raining and I was walking up and down that street, sliding on the slick pavements. Honestly, I didn't try any other casas because of the disappointment Tantra was. My memory is fuzzy but there were only 2, maybe 3 girls to choose from. One was pretty attractive (maybe a 7) but just had a bad feeling in the lineup. When it comes to lineups, I'll choose happy over beauty. But the other girl was maybe a 5, and didn't look particularly happy. (Granted, I wouldn't be too happy if I had to fuck my fat ass. LOL).

The massage was below average and the service was fairly mechanical. Left fairly disappointed but did get to walk around the more commercial area. Getting an uber back was a challenge, if I recall. Ended up just grabbing a taxi back to Poblado.

[Edward Q]

Yeah $320 mil pesos including the room so I think the girl gets $240 maybe. I'm in my 30's still and well above the average Colombian in size and over the years you can definitely tell when a girl is enjoying herself vs going through the motions on some 60 year old dude.

I'm a 60 year old dude and I can also tell. But it's still good either way.

[ArmnHammer69]

A La Isla girl collecting 300 K+ loved your dick? It's good you enjoyed it anyway because that is what really matters.

Yeah $320 mil pesos including the room so I think the girl gets $240 maybe. I'm in my 30's still and well above the average Colombian in size and over the years you can definitely tell when a girl is enjoying herself vs going through the motions on some 60 year old dude.