Medellin Reports

[Gabacho]

Dude, that ain't crazy, that is Colombia.

I'll never forget the hotel I always stay at in Bogota, one night I woke up feeling dehydrated and I wanted a soda or juice or something and I came down to the lobby and during the pandemic they always sold sodas for like 2 mil pesos and they had a little nevera with postobon products but by early 2022 they didn't have it anymore.

So anyways I told the night manager dude Sergio that I wanted to buy a soda and if he knew any place nearby that was open (it was 3 am). Then he called up some dude he knows that has a tienda and told him to bring me a jugo hit on his moto.

Then, I shit you not he pulls out this big ass fucking pistol that looks like a 9 mm or something and clocks it back and puts it on his waist under his belt and tells me "vamos a esperarlo afuera. ".

Then we went to go wait outside on Cra 13 and the dude pulled up on the moto like 10 mins later with a big ass jugo hit sabor de mora for like 5 mil pesos.

[Shemp]

The diners were carrying? That's crazy!

Dude, that ain't crazy, that is Colombia.

[Knowledge]

It's not unusual, especially not in places where monied Colombians hang out. The gun laws are pretty liberal here as long as you are a citizen.

The diners were carrying? That's crazy!

[TraveLight]

I've only looked around Lleras Park due to high volume of ladies but is there another neighborhood / area you all recommend to stay in? Looking to maximize time and see as many ladies as possible with the intent to take some back to my hotel / Airbnb. Wasn't sure if there was another area or two I should look in besides around Lleras Park.

Plaza Botero area, based on my reading, seems to be a popular area to stay as well. I have not been but, am considering that area myself.

[Mr Enternational]

The diners were carrying? That's crazy!

Why would they not? I carry everyday when I am in the USA and have one for each day of the month.

[Combo]

There was a wild shootout at the Milla de Oro last night about 7:30. I was outside the Starbucks when I heard 10 or so shots ring out before a bunch of people came running out of the mall entrance near the BMW dealer less than a minute later. I decided I had enough of Poblado and got an uber home. Two police cars with lights and sirens blaring flew past toward the mall as the uber took me away. News reports indicate a young guy with a gun tried to rob some people eating in the food court but the group was armed and opened up on the guy. The robber tried to run out of the mall but security guards shot him down.

The diners were carrying? That's crazy!

[Knowledge]

I took a look at zero hedge, although I did not follow the shared link because I don't click random links. The site is advertising and opinion driven so I feel it's fair game for my opinion. I think it is reddit with ads and a neo con / greed / boomer slant. I think it scrapes the Internet for content and I question whether its owners have been to Latin America.

Here is an article on zero hedge about a bunch of dating app murders in Colombia. When mongering news makes it to a site like zero hedge, you know shit is getting real.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitic...eaths-colombia

[Stl24]

I've only looked around Lleras Park due to high volume of ladies but is there another neighborhood / area you all recommend to stay in? Looking to maximize time and see as many ladies as possible with the intent to take some back to my hotel / Airbnb. Wasn't sure if there was another area or two I should look in besides around Lleras Park.

[Knowledge]

There was a wild shootout at the Milla de Oro last night about 7:30. I was outside the Starbucks when I heard 10 or so shots ring out before a bunch of people came running out of the mall entrance near the BMW dealer less than a minute later. I decided I had enough of Poblado and got an uber home. Two police cars with lights and sirens blaring flew past toward the mall as the uber took me away. News reports indicate a young guy with a gun tried to rob some people eating in the food court but the group was armed and opened up on the guy. The robber tried to run out of the mall but security guards shot him down.

[Mr Ice]

The stuff is all mixed up and is combining things about strip clubs, casas, and hotels. I clipped out most of the post for my response, but the first couple of suggestions show this clearly, La Isla and Fase Dos are strip clubs, Mansion is a hotel, and Barcelona is a casa I think. Not even sure about it. Parts about doormen and security are not at all clear, but nor are a lot of the posts that this summary is drawn from, so no surprise. For example, Airbnbs can be apartments in peoples homes, can be condominiums or apartments in various kinds of buildings, and may be merely how smaller hotels market themselves. So the facilities differ a lot, with some having condo type security, others having a homeowner with whatever security they may have, or it may be a hotel with whatever security the hotel may have. And whether they allow the guests you want to bring in, or not, varies independently of all of that. Anyway, a few thoughts.

But the summary is still interesting. I would hope it is not being absorbed into the app's database though.

Yeah it took a few cycles to see clear trends in the responses and it was a bit all over the place at times. I was hoping it would be even somewhat useful.

Regarding the database, I think the OpenAI training dataset would already include mostly everything on every major website online. Same with Google. So it's definitely too late to worry about that LOL.

[Mr Ice]

Why not? Also, please do experiment with other destinations like Rio, etc. !

Thanks I will, I wasn't sure if it would be better to do in parts or in one giant post.

[TjBrazil]

Here is an article on zero hedge about a bunch of dating app murders in Colombia. When mongering news makes it to a site like zero hedge, you know shit is getting real.

https://www.zerohedge.com/geopolitic...eaths-colombia

[Turgid]

Any comment on her breath like Temporis mentioned? That would be a turn off for sure; I went to one of the bars in Lleras and one of the girls I talked to had a great body but terrible breath, there was no way I would've enjoyed it.

If the body's really amazing I'd offer her some Listerine to gaggle and swish before coitus.

[Novio]

Why not? Also, please do experiment with other destinations like Rio, etc. !

I want to visit Medellin in the near future, and I really want to do my research. So instead of asking for advice, I asked GPT4 to analyse this thread. The prompt was designed to search for practical advice given by experienced users for a total newcomer like me. This is going to be my cheatsheet unless anyone disagrees on some points, I'm here to learn. If this is well received and people find it useful I wiant to do the same for other places on my fucketlist such as Manila and Rio. Anyway, here are the results:

After analyzing the most recent 3000 posts on the Medellin Reports thread from the International Sex Guide forum, focusing on users with more than 500 posts and their experiences with casas and paid interactions, here's a summary of specific and practical advice:

## CHOOSING CASAS:

- 'La Isla' and 'Fase Dos' consistently receive praise for variety and quality.

- 'Mansion' offers a premium, upscale experience; 'Barcelona' for local authenticity.

- Regulars at 'Mansion' mention discreet and high-quality services.

- Some users recommend visiting lesser-known casas for unique experiences.

- Look for listings on prepago sites for a broader range of services.

- Some posts delve into the dynamics of how casas operate, including the nuances of provider interactions and the general environment. This insight can help set expectations for first-time visitors.

- Each casa has its own atmosphere; some are party-like, others more relaxed.

- Users suggest visiting different casas to find one that matches your preferences.

- A few users discuss the benefits of planning casa visits ahead, especially during peak hours or weekends. This includes choosing the right time to visit for the best selection of providers.

## PRICING AND NEGOTIATION TACTICS:

- Clear discussions on services, duration, and prices are essential before engagement.

- Paying in Colombian pesos often results in better rates.

- Some casas have fixed price lists; familiarize yourself with these to guide negotiations.

- Be aware of varying prices for different services; some users share their spending on various activities.

- Understanding the general price range can help in budgeting your trip.

- Familiarize yourself with Colombian pesos and always carry small denominations for ease of transactions.

- Being aware of average rates in the area can help in negotiating fair prices.

- Tipping is based on service quality and personal satisfaction.

- Discussing tipping practices with locals or experienced visitors can provide insights.

- Some casas might have unofficial tipping norms; observe or ask discreetly.

## INTERACTING WITH SERVICE PROVIDERS:

- Respect and polite behavior are key to better service.

- Basic Spanish phrases or translation apps improve communication significantly.

- Show interest in the provider's comfort for a more reciprocal experience.

## SAFETY MEASURES:

- Always watch your belongings; use casas with secure lockers.

- Maintain discretion in your interactions and discussions about your experiences.

- Be aware of your surroundings and who you share details with, especially in public areas.

- Be extra cautious when out late at night, especially in areas like Lleras and Calle 10.

- When exploring nightlife, plan safe transportation back to your accommodation.

- Always use ATMs in secure locations like banks or inside shopping malls.

- In crowded places, wear your backpack in front to deter pickpockets.

- Utilize a money belt or hidden pouch for important documents and cash.

## HEALTH AND HYGIENE:

- Personal grooming is appreciated and impacts interactions.

- Some users emphasize the importance of cleanliness both personally and in the casa environment.

- Select casas with high hygiene standards for a safer experience.

- Use protection; most casas provide it, but it's advisable to carry your own.

## BUILDING RELATIONSHIPS:

- Regular visits to a casa can lead to rapport and potentially better experiences.

- Being a friendly and consistent patron can lead to preferential rates / services.

- Long-term rapport with providers can lead to more personalized services.

## AFTER-VISIT PRACTICES:

- Reflecting on and sharing your experiences anonymously can help the community.

- Be mindful of giving balanced and respectful feedback on services and providers.

- Users often detail their encounters, providing insights into different types of services and expectations. Reading through these experiences can offer a realistic view of what to expect.

## TRANSPORTATION:

- Use reliable taxi services or ride-hailing apps like Uber for safe travel to casas.

- Always confirm that the taxi meter is on as soon as you start your journey.

- Some users recommend asking the casa for preferred or safe transportation options.

- Learn basic bus routes for an economical way to explore the city during the day.

## MANAGING EXPECTATIONS:

- Understand that experiences can vary widely; keep an open mind.

- Adjust expectations based on the casa's reputation and price range.

## ACCOMMODATION:

- Check if the AirBNB is girl-friendly to avoid issues with guests.

- Having a doorman at the AirBNB can be beneficial for safety and convenience.

- Tip the doorman at the start of your stay to ensure a smooth experience.

- In El Poblado, specifically around Parque Lleras, look for guest-friendly hotels.

- For longer stays, consider secured apartment rentals with a doorman.

- Choose accommodations with 24-hour security or a reception desk.

- Verify the lock quality on doors and windows of your lodging.

- Look for accommodations with reviews mentioning safety and ease of visitor access.

## DATES WITH PROVIDERS:

- Consider taking providers on day trips for a different kind of experience, as mentioned by some users.

- Negotiate terms clearly if planning activities outside of the usual services.

- There are mentions of getting local recommendations or insights on providers, which can sometimes lead to discovering hidden gems or particularly popular individuals.

- Some users recommend setting up multiple dates or encounters to maximize the experience during the stay.

- Use platforms like Facebook or local apps to connect with potential providers.

## CULTURAL INTERACTIONS:

- Carry a phrasebook or translation app to navigate language barriers.

- Greet locals with 'Buenos theas' in the morning and 'Buenas tardes' after noon.

- Understand that negotiations in markets should be friendly and respectful.

## NIGHTLIFE AND SOCIALIZING:

- In nightclubs, keep a close eye on your drinks to avoid being spiked.

- Network with expats and locals to find out about the best current venues.

- Dress smart-casual for nightclubs; some have dress codes.

## FOOD AND DINING:

- Street food is safe if you go where there's high turnover and locals eating.

- Try local dishes like 'Bandeja Paisa' and fresh fruit juices.

## HEALTH AND MEDICAL:

- Pharmacies can provide over-the-counter medications for common ailments.

- In case of a medical emergency, use private hospitals for more reliable care.

- Purchase comprehensive travel insurance that includes medical coverage.

## SHOPPING AND SOUVENIRS:

- Visit El Hueco for inexpensive local goods and souvenirs.

- Be aware of counterfeit items, especially in informal markets.

- Check customs regulations to ensure you can take certain items home.

[LeoAiolia]

I agree with you, my first session with this girl. I was weirded out with her face, I couldn't kiss her. But her body makes up for everything though. Definitely my top 5. I pick the incall option. 170 k hour. She lives in upscale apartment with security. Her boobs is definitely man made, but felt soft and natural to me. I love pounding her natural ass on the doggy. Pussy tight too. You can tell that she takes pride on her physique. She's very accommodating, great attitude and planning to see her again on the next visit.

No breath issues?