Medellin Reports

[Villainy]

Fat. You don't speak Spanish? Wow. Also there is google.

I doubt you noticed the context.

JustTK said "And a gorda that 90% of Colombian men wear." I was just twisting his tail a little. Yes I do speak Spanish.

[Surfer500]

Surfer,

I did her first time, found bad dead fish odor, asked her to wash, but when she popped and released fluid, the odor came out again, the condom stank badly.

I was so disgusted I had no intention doing her again, but asked for second round just to see how she reacted. She reacted badly.

I ran into girls with dead fish pussies in Mexico, Brazil, Uruguay, Thailand but never in China, HK, Macau, Phil, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, even at much higher exposure.

Sounds like a very disgusting situation you were in. Maybe you should of told her you wanted to go down on her, she may have reacted differently. LOL.

Your funny man, and seems like you've made the rounds and had your share of stinky pussies globally.

I can only remember one stinky Colombian pussy from over ten years ago.

And I'm sure you've had many "red tide" experiences as well. I've had a few in Colombia over the years.

With my luck, I will probably encounter a stinky pussy on Sunday in Centro.

[Parasitius]

http://www.news.cn/english/2021-12/08/c_1310357588.htm

Last covid shot must be within 14 days of arrival for non Colombian citizens.

Actually it says the exact opposite.

[ChuchoLoco]

What is a 'gorda' ?

They all literally mean fat as a couple other guys have mentioned. However, it can also be used as an affectionate term as in mi gordita etc. To mean my honey or sweetie or my girl, guy.

[Captain Solo]

Surfer,

I did her first time, found bad dead fish odor, asked her to wash, but when she popped and released fluid, the odor came out again, the condom stank badly.

I was so disgusted I had no intention doing her again, but asked for second round just to see how she reacted. She reacted badly.

I ran into girls with dead fish pussies in Mexico, Brazil, Uruguay, Thailand but never in China, HK, Macau, Phil, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, even at much higher exposure.

[Pokeris]

Went new life today on Saturday around 11.30 am was not a great selection only 7-8 girls didn't like any of them. Drink one beer. (If you not drink anything or don't take any girl you need to pay 1 dollar or 3000 pesos (what's that they writing now in English on the table in presentation rooms) sounds funny for me 1 dollar. Seems to many Americans visiting here and maybe still pay in dollars. The women who spray my hands from covid 19 speak some English now. I am asking her in Spanish and she was answering me in English. (it makes me smile) will try Monday again this place maybe Saturday its not the best day or I was to early. 2.5 years ago from my last visits it was my favourite casa always find a girls I liked.

Alfie this casa have a slightly better selection on Saturday morning aquilla light 5 k I like the presentation here. 8 girls come one by one, spin around and tell their names. And in the end all girls come together telling their names again (in case you forget the name of the girl like often happens for me). I liked 2 girls here one white one black. White girl was a bit better looking than black but I decide to take black as in this trip I don't have many black girls before. Pay 50 k for 30 min room was clean and they have radio inside to play music (girl put some on) hot water, towel. The girl has good attitude and sex was fine can't complain.

Plaza Botero and Veracruz already have girls from 10 am morning make few laps see few not bad looking girls but decide check casas instead. Evening ls is greater selection here for street girls.

[Surfer500]

Vasya,

Girls at p Lleras, some really lumpy, gross-looking, heavily tatted, all quoted 200 M Cops or $50 for half and 300 M Cops for full hour. They fixed their prices.

Camilla was the nice, clean, best-looking in the area. I could not get away with less. I was disgusted with her dead fish odor in the first round, would never want to stick my dick into her stinky, infected pussy again, but asked for second any way just to see how she would react. If she did not play hard games and try to steal my luggage, I would have given her double that rathhhatj mom.

If this was the first time with her, are you saying you did the first round with her, it was very stinky, and did her again. I rarely encounter stinky pussy here, and on that very rare occasion, I wouldn't be able to go a second round, let alone would I ever repeat with a stinky pussy girl.

[JustTK]

Who will be the first brave pioneer to explore Itagui?

I used to go to Club International quite often. Not since the lockdown though. There are also a couple of bars / clubs in the centre of Itagui that have a random assortment of company.

[JustTK]

I'm sorry to hear this about New Life. I'm a casa man and the casas are my thing in Medellin. They have been declining for some time now. However, in my last visit in 2019 the average number of New Life girls presented at any one time was around 30 and there were always tall, slim chicas in the mix (my taste) inclusive of Vennies. .

I go there regularly. My advice is don't panic. Normally they have a broad range of girls in different shapes, sizes and coloiurs. Maybe Turgid went on an off day? Could have been a Sunday or a public holiday? I dunno. Normally in my experience there is never a problem in finding one.

[JustTK]

Gorda = Fat.

My bad, hehe. Gorra. Spelling mistake. Although it is true that most Colombian men also prefer to "wear" a gorda ... on their arm. haha

[Surfer500]

Yeah and better to keep quiet about new paradises found, because they may become overrun as well.

Our buddy Surfer went on and on about "ground zero" and now it's "ground gringo".

Not his fault, he was reporting as we do, however, that's what happens.

The You Tube morons show up. LOL.

I've found a few new places, though in Brazil, I'm keeping mum.

When you put things in perspective as to what has happened as a result of the Pandemic, it's a bit maddening.

Prior to March 2020 Medellin had been experiencing quite a bit of growth over the years, and yes, there were more mongers coming every year, yet with the Pandemic, and basically Colombia being open much more so than the rest of the World, it's been like a five to ten time increase in mongers showing up here.

So basically what I'm saying, if it makes sense, is that mongering in Medellin without the Pandemic might of taken five years to get where it's at now.

Hopefully it's reached it's peak, yet when I am in Centro I am perplexed in that there is so much out and available, primarily Venezuelans who show up by the boatload. Such a different place than before.

And keeping mum about unspoiled mongering venues is almost like holding your breath.

It's almost like trying to keep good surf spots from being discovered and over-run with riders. I've seen lots surf spots spoiled by becoming so popular, and now avoid them because they are so crowded.

However, I think as soon as SEA truly opens back up, less mongers will show up here, and things will adjust hopefully to the good.

There must be one surfer on this board, meaning a guy with a board, who understands my analogy of the situation in Medellin.

[Huacho]

What is a 'gorda' ?

Fat. You don't speak Spanish? Wow. Also there is google.

[Knowledge]

Who will be the first brave pioneer to explore Itagui?

Glad there's some members out there that know exactly what I'm talking about. BTW, I recently bought an apartment out by the area you just mentioned within walking distance to Puerta del Norte and Niquia station, best decision so far. Anyways, per Balboa's advice let's stop talking about Bello haha. It's our little secret LOL. Let's just keep the status quo: Bello is dangerous and ground zero for kidnappings and gang wars, so don't come out here for your own safety. Please stay in Poblado and Laureles (no offense).

[Knowledge]

Men commonly wear shorts at gymnasiums, swimming facilities, resort areas, and around barrios on weekends. Typically, men who are 40 or older wear shorts less frequently and very rarely around barrios. Once the sun goes down it is very unusual to see men wearing shorts anywhere. There are a few exceptions. Board short length jeans worn with oversized t-shirts are a recent fashion trend among the young thugs who hang around Plaza Botero and other barrio spots. Most guys who visit here don't fit into the 40 or younger demographic or spend very much time in resort areas or athletic facilities so yes, men wear shorts here and you don't have to deny yourself the opportunity to wear jeans here. I don't agree it would be perceived as disrespectful because the expectation for tourists is not the same as it is for people who live here.

Why is it disrespectful to wear shorts for guys? They don't wear shorts in Colombia?

[Captain Solo]

Turgid,

Thanks for your recommendation. It's not your fault. Those were my factual observations and objective rating.

One girl was tall, but she looked old, skanky, tatted. Melissa was the skinniest one but she was still too heavy and pudgy. They looked about the same or worse than Tijuana's street girls, not only in sizes, shapes, prettiness, but also hardened, worn out.