Medellin Reports

[Queens35]

Sure they do. But in their quest to fit in, some foreigners hold it dear to their hearts that if they wear shorts or ballcaps then they are breaking some kind of cultural law and will be made fun of before being banished from the country.

No problem being seen picking up hookers anytime of day or night, but do not dare be caught in a pair of shorts.

In reality nobody gives a shit what you wear. Most people are too busy minding their own business.

Exactly. Pasty white guys can be picked out by a blind local so no need to try to fit in. Just be comfortable.

[Plan77]

In case I don't like the casa or street scene or lets say can't find girls during my trip, what online options should be my plan be. Facebook girls, prepagos?

Are there any recommended online agencies or websites? Can someone please point me to right direction to get started?

Thank you.

[Commonglass]

I've seen a few around the neighborhood, but does anyone have a recommendation in terms of quality and price? I'm looking for a place to meet my new friends from Facebook. .

[Captain Solo]

Surfer,

Screwing women on period can be very messy, dirty, smelly and bloody. The bloody discharges can carry pathogens that will infect, besides just ruining sheets.

Unless they are nice, clean, healthy, happy, pleasant, I don't want to be near them to left alone sticking my dick into their rotten Pussies.

[Elvis 2008]

And the worst part of what you described is that there are no high thread cotton sheets sold in Medellin that I have found that you could buy to replace them.

LOL. I was looking to furnish our apartment in CTG last week. Here is a nation with cows everyone and when I looked to buy a leather couch, none were to be had. I did find a synthetic white leather we all liked. I am not sure why Colombians like beds and couches that are as hard as rocks but those were the most popular.

I think my gal has microfiber or a polyester type mix for sheets. I think the high end hotels all have cotton. I will make sure to bring some cotton sheets down next time. I had no problem getting the same electronics there as here.

FWIW, I got remote PC, which was $4 for a year, and it is the same type program as gotoPC. I was trying to find a work around to get American TV and thought I could use my PC at home and use remote PC to watch my shows. Thing is it worked great for audio but the video did not come through.

I used to use sling TV and a VPN and that worked but it got shut down. Do you have any work arounds for that?

I like to tell people that you are not giving up any creature comforts any more moving to Colombia. It was so different compared to Argentina in 2005 the last time I seriously looked at locating abroad, but now I have four (the leather furniture, American TV, cotton sheets, and hot sauce).

It was funny my daughter and her gal had some chips and Colombian salsa and loved them. I called the Colombian salsa "ketchup" and found a Jumbo that sold Tabasco and jalapeno sauce separately. I found if I mixed the Colombian "ketchup" with Tabasco, I had a real salsa. I was happy about that.

[Surfer500]

I really wish you had not mentioned red tide. The last time that happened to me was something like five years ago and it is still burnt in my memory. I had a nice Venezuelan I really liked over. When she agreed to stay the night I decided to make it special so I broke out some fancy high thread count cotton sheets I bought in Miami. You can probably guess the rest. We never got to sleep on those sheets suffice to say.

And the worst part of what you described is that there are no high thread cotton sheets sold in Medellin that I have found that you could buy to replace them.

[Surfer500]

Surfer,

The foul odors are caused by infection. Unless they fix the infection they will always smell bad regardless how often they wash. A HK girl would ooze very foul smelling fluid when she pops, like rotting dead bodies. I am guessing she has uterus cancer.

I find higher frequency of dead fish pussies in Latin America, like 5 x the probability compared to Asia.

Couple times the condoms looked pinkish post coitus. A girl in Hollywood conned me into paying upfront. When I penetrate and found out she was on her period, she coldly told me, " You know how hard it is to sell pussies on period?

Just a side note on this topic, I've encountered a few Colombian women who have told me it's normal to bang while on their period. However I suspect it's their boyfriends demanding to be serviced.

For some women it doesn't phase them, and some are a lot hornier while on their period.

I've had my share of red tide experiences, and they have never ended "happily".

[Dcfan77]

Hola amigos, I'm going to be in Medellin from Dec 26 to Jan 3. From Dec 26-30 my paisa novia is going stay with me for 4 days. Then I'm going to the Mansion for the next 4 days. My dilemma is I can't decide if I want to stay in Laureles or Poblado.

I stayed at San Peter the first time I went to Medellin in Dec 2019 pre covid and really liked it there. I walked around all over Laureles during the day and at night, and never was worried. But I'm reading that it's more dangerous there now so I'm having 2nd thoughts.

I just went to Medellin in May this year and stayed at Loma Verde in Poblado. It's a really nice apartments building and my girl stayed there with me also, but that was during the lockdown so we couldn't go anywhere. Now that there is no more lockdown I'm trying to decide if I want to stay in Poblado or Laureles. Of course the price difference is huge. Poblado is more than twice the cost, but the place is also much bigger and nicer. I feel safer in Poblado of course, but my girl thinks Laureles would be more fun. What would you do? Please help me LOL. TIA.

BTW, if anyone here staying at the mansion from Dec 30 to Jan 3 and want to grab a drink or hang out PM me. I'm flying solo and wouldn't mind having a drinking buddy.

From past experience going to Colombia during the holiday isn't the best. Most chica spend time with family during the holiday week and don't go out to work as much. You might have better luck after Jan 1. They will be hungry for money then.

[JustTK]

It's a pretty easy trip from Poblado.

Even easier from Envigado. Hehe.

[Knowledge]

As the saying goes, your mileage may vary.

I think you should listen to your girl. I spent all of November in Belen and was in various parts of Laureles many times, day and night. I didn't feel it was dangerous.

[Norbert61]

I have been all over the world and I enjoy local culture but it always seems that I have the best times in expat bars- last time here I found a good one but it's gone- Busters but he might have been calling it something else also- anyone know what happened to Albert. I knew him in Quito also- I went to Patricks on Wednesday night. There were some guys there but it was way too loud to talk much- maybe I will go for football this afternoon- so are there any other good expat bars.

Oh ya the sex so far.

I have not been bothering the girls much this trip. One centro Vennie who was a cute little spinner and the service was awesome except no kissing which is a drag. The second one was off of photoprepagos. A plan be after I fucked up the booking (not entirely my fault) with a well reviewed lady- anyway the plan be (Antonela) was 30 lbs heavier and 50 k more expensive than advertised and I shoulda walked buy I'm weak. Couldn't really line up a second girl I wanted on either day (That's my MO two one day skip a day- I know. But I'm old) - I've been talking to a girl off SA. I thought I was being too forward. I pretty much said come to my apartment. I didn't hear from her so I figured I just went too fast. Nope - saw a message late last night. She was wondering if I would like her to bring a friend. LOL what's the old joke. I don't know if I'm wired for 220.

[Osteoknot]

I am posting a lot of fotos recently because, (a) I enjoy it, and (b) I am in the middle of moving thousands of fotos from my devices so when I cross Immigracion into MDE in less than two weeks, there's no potential issues. I haven't heard of any phone or computer searches at the border recently but after my run in with the Bogota Porn Task Force near the end of my last visit, I am understandably still feeling a little paranoid. Anywho, should be ten more original fotos here for your entertainment.

Photos: I count seven different chicas. Five are in hotel rooms at Ground Zero. The first foto with faces obscured was at the Dorado Hotel on Avenida 70, and shows my most recent and current favorite three-way girls, Purrfekt Paisa and Scarlet.

The chica standing in the fifth foto showing her back in the black string bikini underwear besides being drop dead gorgeous, is in kinda semi-famous room off Ground Zero that I have seen mentioned here before. That hotel is closest to the front doors of the Church, on the left if your facing the Church, it's got the word "Botero" on the sign but they call it something else because of other hotels also using the name Botero, I forget. Anywho, that's second floor, end of hall, great view of the action at Ground Zero, good WiFi connection and good cross ventilation. What more could you ask for, jajajaja?

The cut-off jeans, the spread pussy (tight and wet, use zoom), and the girl trying to push my penis up into the back of my throat is the same chica. I admit her making an innie out of my cock is a little strange for a foto but if you can joke around, laugh at yourself, and have fun with these girls, the sex is usually a lot better. That's the point. She wasn't wearing any underwear with those cut-offs, reason given, "I don't like to wear to underwear. " No arguments there and I love that kind of ease of access. I fucked from behind for a few minutes while she still had on her cut-offs before she got totally naked. Hawtness.

The super flaca chica in pink outside at Ground Zero "on the glass" asks me for a numbered slot in my line-up every time I see her knowing she won't be in the Top Ten which automatically and accurately would classify her as a puta. She hasn't gotten there yet, competition is stiff.

There's another chica who is shown three times, that long tall glass-o-water Purrfekt Paisa. She is Top Ten all time for hawtness in my book, but she's not in my ranked line up because so far I have only accessed her thru Scarlet. But I could see a future spot for her in the 6-9 range as a "chica" or possibly even "amiga. " She knows she's hawt shite but she's gotten ten times more enjoyable and fun after we had a few three-way fuck sessions. I don't hold it against gorgeous girls for acting like their shite don't stink, at first. They go thru life differently than everyone else, other less attractive girls, and definitely different than you or I. It's kinda like being a movie star on a much smaller scale. She turned out to be pretty cool and I hope she's among the first dozen or fifteen girls I already know who I will fuck shortly after I get there.

Ostee Out, and don't forget to Keep On Keepin' On.

[WorldTrvlr29]

My bad, hehe. Gorra. Spelling mistake. Although it is true that most Colombian men also prefer to "wear" a gorda ... on their arm. haha

They must be quite strong. Hahaha.

[RiceRocket99]

It was fairly simple. Hire a good, reputable, and bilingual lawyer, open a Colombian investment account, and start looking at properties. If your property is over a certain amount (forgot how much), you can qualify for Colombian residency.

Is it fairly easy and uncomplicated to buy real estate in Colombia as a foreigner?

[Fun Luvr]

I stayed at San Peter the first time I went to Medellin in Dec 2019 pre covid and really liked it there. I walked around all over Laureles during the day and at night, and never was worried. But I'm reading that it's more dangerous there now so I'm having 2nd thoughts.

I just went to Medellin in May this year and stayed at Loma Verde in Poblado. It's a really nice apartments building and my girl stayed there with me also, but that was during the lockdown so we couldn't go anywhere. Now that there is no more lockdown I'm trying to decide if I want to stay in Poblado or Laureles. Of course the price difference is huge. Poblado is more than twice the cost, but the place is also much bigger and nicer. I feel safer in Poblado of course, but my girl thinks Laureles would be more fun. What would you do? Please help me LOL. TIA.

I think you should listen to your girl. I spent all of November in Belen and was in various parts of Laureles many times, day and night. I didn't feel it was dangerous.