Medellin Reports

[RiceRocket99]

It was fairly simple. Hire a good, reputable, and bilingual lawyer, open a Colombian investment account, and start looking at properties. If your property is over a certain amount (forgot how much), you can qualify for Colombian residency.

Is it fairly easy and uncomplicated to buy real estate in Colombia as a foreigner?

[Fun Luvr]

I stayed at San Peter the first time I went to Medellin in Dec 2019 pre covid and really liked it there. I walked around all over Laureles during the day and at night, and never was worried. But I'm reading that it's more dangerous there now so I'm having 2nd thoughts.

I just went to Medellin in May this year and stayed at Loma Verde in Poblado. It's a really nice apartments building and my girl stayed there with me also, but that was during the lockdown so we couldn't go anywhere. Now that there is no more lockdown I'm trying to decide if I want to stay in Poblado or Laureles. Of course the price difference is huge. Poblado is more than twice the cost, but the place is also much bigger and nicer. I feel safer in Poblado of course, but my girl thinks Laureles would be more fun. What would you do? Please help me LOL. TIA.

I think you should listen to your girl. I spent all of November in Belen and was in various parts of Laureles many times, day and night. I didn't feel it was dangerous.

[LvZooMan211]

Hola amigos, I'm going to be in Medellin from Dec 26 to Jan 3. From Dec 26-30 my paisa novia is going stay with me for 4 days. Then I'm going to the Mansion for the next 4 days. My dilemma is I can't decide if I want to stay in Laureles or Poblado.

I stayed at San Peter the first time I went to Medellin in Dec 2019 pre covid and really liked it there. I walked around all over Laureles during the day and at night, and never was worried. But I'm reading that it's more dangerous there now so I'm having 2nd thoughts.

I just went to Medellin in May this year and stayed at Loma Verde in Poblado. It's a really nice apartments building and my girl stayed there with me also, but that was during the lockdown so we couldn't go anywhere. Now that there is no more lockdown I'm trying to decide if I want to stay in Poblado or Laureles. Of course the price difference is huge. Poblado is more than twice the cost, but the place is also much bigger and nicer. I feel safer in Poblado of course, but my girl thinks Laureles would be more fun. What would you do? Please help me LOL. TIA.

BTW, if anyone here staying at the mansion from Dec 30 to Jan 3 and want to grab a drink or hang out PM me. I'm flying solo and wouldn't mind having a drinking buddy.

[Captain Solo]

Surfer,

The foul odors are caused by infection. Unless they fix the infection they will always smell bad regardless how often they wash. A HK girl would ooze very foul smelling fluid when she pops, like rotting dead bodies. I am guessing she has uterus cancer.

I find higher frequency of dead fish pussies in Latin America, like 5 x the probability compared to Asia.

Couple times the condoms looked pinkish post coitus. A girl in Hollywood conned me into paying upfront. When I penetrate and found out she was on her period, she coldly told me, " You know how hard it is to sell pussies on period?

[Captain Solo]

Was on my to do list, but after seeing the poor talents at bars and casas, I did not want to go.

If Pokaris still has time and energy perhaps he can hop on Metro and give us intelligence on the levels of talents and funs that can be had in that neighborhood.

[Knowledge]

I think you touched on something important. It's not a big deal to be wearing shorts but it does make it easier to be spotted from a distance.

About 4 years ago I walked through the Veracruz area with 2 guys, 1 was a Canadian wearing shorts. It was nighttime, probably 8 pm or a bit after. One of the working girls headed straight towards the guy wearing shorts, trying to get her hands on him, probably trying to get into his pockets. His shorts got torn in the brief scuffle.

I wouldn't worry much about wearing what everyone else is wearing, but wearing shorts in some areas might make you a target.

[Knowledge]

It's a pretty easy trip from Poblado.

I used to go to Club International quite often. Not since the lockdown though. There are also a couple of bars / clubs in the centre of Itagui that have a random assortment of company.

[Knowledge]

I really wish you had not mentioned red tide. The last time that happened to me was something like five years ago and it is still burnt in my memory. I had a nice Venezuelan I really liked over. When she agreed to stay the night I decided to make it special so I broke out some fancy high thread count cotton sheets I bought in Miami. You can probably guess the rest. We never got to sleep on those sheets suffice to say.

Sounds like a very disgusting situation you were in. Maybe you should of told her you wanted to go down on her, she may have reacted differently. LOL.

Your funny man, and seems like you've made the rounds and had your share of stinky pussies globally.

I can only remember one stinky Colombian pussy from over ten years ago.

And I'm sure you've had many "red tide" experiences as well. I've had a few in Colombia over the years.

With my luck, I will probably encounter a stinky pussy on Sunday in Centro.

[RiceRocket99]

I'll put Manrique on the top of my list. Beautiful views of the city, friendly people, some of the hottest barrio chicas, def no gringos, crazy party scene, and good street food to boot. But don't go out there solo, you'll def bring some unwanted attention for a gringo. If you guys think Laureles is getting dangerous for gringos, just imagine being out in the barrios on your own.

Who will be the first brave pioneer to explore Itagui?

[Captain Solo]

Seems to know a lot about Medellin and move around fast.

He could be fun to hang out in mde with.

If Pokeris still has time and energy perhaps he can hop on Metro and give us some intelligence talents and guns in that area.

[Villainy]

Fat. You don't speak Spanish? Wow. Also there is google.

I doubt you noticed the context.

JustTK said "And a gorda that 90% of Colombian men wear." I was just twisting his tail a little. Yes I do speak Spanish.

[Surfer500]

Surfer,

I did her first time, found bad dead fish odor, asked her to wash, but when she popped and released fluid, the odor came out again, the condom stank badly.

I was so disgusted I had no intention doing her again, but asked for second round just to see how she reacted. She reacted badly.

I ran into girls with dead fish pussies in Mexico, Brazil, Uruguay, Thailand but never in China, HK, Macau, Phil, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, even at much higher exposure.

Sounds like a very disgusting situation you were in. Maybe you should of told her you wanted to go down on her, she may have reacted differently. LOL.

Your funny man, and seems like you've made the rounds and had your share of stinky pussies globally.

I can only remember one stinky Colombian pussy from over ten years ago.

And I'm sure you've had many "red tide" experiences as well. I've had a few in Colombia over the years.

With my luck, I will probably encounter a stinky pussy on Sunday in Centro.

[Parasitius]

http://www.news.cn/english/2021-12/08/c_1310357588.htm

Last covid shot must be within 14 days of arrival for non Colombian citizens.

Actually it says the exact opposite.

[ChuchoLoco]

What is a 'gorda' ?

They all literally mean fat as a couple other guys have mentioned. However, it can also be used as an affectionate term as in mi gordita etc. To mean my honey or sweetie or my girl, guy.

[Captain Solo]

Surfer,

I did her first time, found bad dead fish odor, asked her to wash, but when she popped and released fluid, the odor came out again, the condom stank badly.

I was so disgusted I had no intention doing her again, but asked for second round just to see how she reacted. She reacted badly.

I ran into girls with dead fish pussies in Mexico, Brazil, Uruguay, Thailand but never in China, HK, Macau, Phil, Vietnam, Cambodia, Singapore, even at much higher exposure.