Medellin Reports

[Captain Solo]

UBER driver drove me to Plaza Botero. All shops had closed, the entire area looked dark and deserted. The driver warned me, this area very dangerous, no cabbies would drive to this area at night, I could be stuck without a safe way to get out of the area among hundreds shady people.

I asked driver to park and wait for me 5 minutes, walked to the church area to survey the situation. The streets were totally dark. Dozens guys scurried around with about 20 bad-looking girls leaning on walls. There were no signs of policia presence. This area looks obviously very high risk. If you cannot find a taxi to get out, you may not live to tell the story.

Driver said girls and their pimps in this area would beat up and rob guys. Locals never go here at night. He said if you want to see girls skinnier and prettier than those in La Isla, Club Luna Lunera on carr 33 has them. We headed to Luna Lunera.

[Captain Solo]

Had a hard time finding UBER drivers for La Isla at 7. They kept canceling due to congested traffic to the tunnel heading to the airport. Finally found one, after much congested traffic go to La Isla about 8.

20 M Cops ($5) cover. The club is a converted warehouse w high ceiling, about 6,000 SF with a strip stage in the center, booths and long lounging couches around, flat lightings, no decorations. Music was thumping but there was no show, only 6 guys and 2 girls in dresses sitting idly. I felt disappointed. 6 to 8 meseros were sitting on couches not dong anything, not pushing me to buy drinks.

Girls kept coming in to work through the back door to their dressing room. I sneaked a view and found a dozen girls with their street clothes off, putting on make up. They were almost all hefty with big butts, big boobs, thick thighs, lots of tats, plain faces, a few blacks. Beers are 33 M cops or $8 for guys and girls. Session costs 320 M cops or $80 including room. There were 2 skinny girls but their faces looked old, bodies plastered with tats, not interested.

I went to the manager, a big guy looking half African, no show, I wanted my money back to go home. He said money was gone, would never come back, give him 10 minutes to put on a show. 10 minutes later there was still no show. 5 minutes later he put a fairly chubby girl on stage, about a 3 on HK's scale in looks and dance. Eventually about 10 girls in dresses came out sitting by themselves on the couches, not looking at guys, not going around flirting. Was looking hard but could not find one worth a session for any money, I went to the manager again asking for my money back. He said wait a minute, brought out a cute, smiling girl for me, about 5'5 160 lbs. She looked cute but was still too heavy for my taste, not interested. There were still no strippers, no show, it got very boring.

I decided to leave to go to the next stop, booked UBER but no drivers wanted to go up to that area, kept canceling. La Isla has club cars driving guys back to downtown for 25 M Cops or $6 but I did not want to give them more money, rather waited for UBER while viewing the club.

After half hour a UBER driver showed up. I wanted to check out Plaza Botero for actions at night. I wasted my time and money at La Isla, would never go back.

[Norbert61]

The picture thing in that area may be related to the zoning of it as a "zona de tolerencia". When we went on a bus tour by that area (behind the museum) we were told the same thing. Don't take pictures here out of respect for the sex workers. But they did not say it was a law.

There have been a lot of guys doing picture tours and putting it on Youtube and places like that, and I would not be surprised it the government wanted to quash some of that. They do not want to be seen as a sex tourism destination.

This is what happened in Sosua. Things went along happily until guys just had to start putting stuff all over youtube and FB. The locals got upset and they have been trying to clean up the place for the last 5 or 6 years. They haven't really but man do they screw things up- the same thing will happen here. Keep things to forms like this. This is exactly what got Cuba Dave thrown in jail in Costa Rica. Everyone knows what goes on but they don't want it screamed out to the world.

[Elvis 2008]

They posted a list of acceptable vaccines and for the US, the list Pfizer. Moderna is listed but countries it says Canada and Switzerland. Does that mean that Moderna isn't accepted from the US? That seems like an oversight.

Nah, they are using Moderna in Colombia. It is fine.

[Osteoknot]

Are these examples of the possible benefits and rewards from longer term and long distance relationships with chicas from Medellin, or is that just a banana in my pocket, jajajaja?

The question is rhetorical, I feel fortunate to know both these girls long-term from MDE, and that's the only interpretation that matters.

Both these chicas Whassap' me in the past couple of days.

One of my rock-solid regulars and a chica I have been fucking for over two years here is Scarlet. I have posted about her here too many times to count.

Scarlet sent me a five-second video on Whassap of her on the bus, wish I could post it, although I would not show her face so I guess I am lying. Anywho, the last two seconds of the video she pans back two rows over to the other aisle, where this really cute chica blows a kiss to the camera. I won't say she blew ME a kiss because she has never met me.

So I says to her, I says, "Is the cute girl in the background for me?" sort of as a joke, but hoping.

I will translate.

"Obviously," Scarlet replies.

Feigning innocence, I say, "Not obviously, I would not want to assume such a thing."

She says, "Yes, my love she is very good at sex and a very good person, I know that you will like her and enjoy her very well, we will have a great time. ".

Dudes, I say it all the time but it never gets old for me, "We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto."

Shite like that never happens to me in the USA. Not only that, Scarlet's gestures (plural, she constantly brings me a steady stream of surprisingly hawt new chicas) is done with a sincerity that has to felt to be believed. Her motives are financial and my happiness, and she reads me pretty well, jajaja. She passed my acid test recently discussed here a long time ago, making that point moot.

Assuming she pans out, gawd only knows, I will pay the new chica from the "back of the bus" between 100-150 COP for an encounter that will last anywhere between 2-4 or more hours, depending on the vibe. Scarlet fucks me for free but as she well knows, she has worked her way solidly into the Top 3 of my rankings, doing stuff like this, bringing me girls without asking, which classifies her as a novia and therefore she gets bennies.

Next example, overall I have been with this preggo chica even longer than Scarlet, second only to mi numero uno novia, Catgirl.

She is due on the 26th, I arrive on the 24th. She would be completely justified in telling me that she is too miserable from pregnancy to have sex.

Instead, she wrote, "I know you love the feel of my pregnant pussy (softer and tighter at the same time which only happens during pregnancy, thank you progesterone) so I will come to your hotel as quick as I can." She has never been P4P, she was a regular girl who had a regular full time job before she got knocked up. The last time I sent her money was so she could get a cheap bus ticket from her village to her Aunt's house in Medellin, and wait for the baby to come. The thought of telling her I would withhold support has never crossed my mind because she very rarely ever asked me for anything.

Then she added, "One of my fantasies is to hold the baby while you fuck me." Wow, just wow. All bases covered, before and after. I am thinking the spooning position is going to be the way to go for that, jajajaja. My good mongering buddy Villainy added I need to breast feed on one side while the baby is on the other, jajaja, I like the way you think Villainy!

We are not in Kansas anymore, Toto. If I sound excited it is because I have been in the USA now for almost 2 months where it takes four times the effort to get results that generally do not come anywhere near the fun factor of Medellin.

Photos are all of the same girl in both a pregnant and pre-preggo state.

Ostee Out, and don't forget to Keep On Keepin' On.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Ewwww!

A Lleras scammer scammed me last visit too.

[Huacho]

http://www.news.cn/english/2021-12/08/c_1310357588.htm

Last covid shot must be within 14 days of arrival for non Colombian citizens.

No, last COVID shot must not have been within 14 days of arrival. Last COVID shot has to be MORE than 14 days from the date of arrival. Or else you must be tested. To put another way, you have to complete the vaccination cycle at least 14 days before you arrive in Colombia.

[Cocr Brotheler]

Cm6363,

When it gets dark anywhere even Poblado the creatures come out at night. When I walked la 70 last (several years ago) even with other people around just got that hair stand up on the back of my neck feeling. There's enough druggers out high on whatever and coming up begging for $ to where I always have my guard up. Only place I felt safe at night in Medellin is Lleras but tourist overpriced area.

Laureles and nearby Estadio during the day I feel safe walking around.

[TooDirty]

http://www.news.cn/english/2021-12/08/c_1310357588.htm

Last covid shot must be within 14 days of arrival for non Colombian citizens.

I think you read that wrong. It says the last shot had to have been administered 14 days before your trip. If you got the vaccine less than 14 days before your trip then you need a PCR test too.

[Captain Solo]

RacShack.

Hot water is probably avail in 4 or 5 star hotels. I have not had hot water in any hotels or massage joints in Colombia.

Botero Colombian street girls are nice, sweet, easy going. A few have calling and texting me to meet up again, but there are many sweet pretty spinners even in day time. Potentially BBBJ and BBFS can be easily negotiated with small propinas.

[Queens35]

I can't make new life comparisons because I haven't been in the place in several years but providers at other Centro casas are comparable to Camila the smelly luggage burglar. The real point is you would have to explore beyond Poblado to discover any of this.

You can't complete eliminate the risks, but you can mitigate them by minimizing the amount of time you spend walking the streets. I try to taxi everywhere to reduce the risk. My biggest fear in Laureles is not on 70, but those side streets that are almost completely dead, even during the day, like when you turn on the block for San Peter apartments. It's about 200 feet from the corner to the building but there is usually nobody there, and would be an easy place for a guy to wait hidden for a robbery.

[Queens35]

As of December 14, 2021 there will be new testing and vaccination requirements to enter Colombia. You will have to be a resident to get in if you don't have at least one documented vaccination. The health ministry's announcement released last night was characteristically wish washy about the testing requirement. If you are a tourist or business visitor, you must have at least one vaccination. You must also have a PCR test nor more than 72 hours old. The wishy washy part is whether the PCR test will also be required for people who have two or more vaccines. Let the re-interpretation, "should I still come" and live free or die debates begin.

They posted a list of acceptable vaccines and for the US, the list Pfizer. Moderna is listed but countries it says Canada and Switzerland. Does that mean that Moderna isn't accepted from the US? That seems like an oversight.

[Elvis 2008]

Lots of girls were hanging out and front of the church. Policias with patrol cars were in the plaza but they did not bother the hos. I took a couple pics of policias with cars and putas next to them, looked hilarious. When I snapped the girl in black short, she protested loudly shouting. I told her I would call policia; 2 came over. I explained that I was snapping the church thinking policias would be on my side but they told me no pics. Did not know when MDE had that la win place. Meanwhile the puta was shouting and a crowd of 20 surrounded me. Policias shouted at puta to shut up.

I kept arguing but policias insisted no pics. He wanted me to go to the station and took out his cuff. Damn. I said OK, no pic, delete what you want. They went through the pics, laughing at those with putas surrounding patrol car. They deleted all girls pics, but left a few with the church. I took off.

Later they arrested and put her in the back seat. Her friends followed and talked to her thorough the window. Looked like they told her to leave the front of the church and she acted up. After that no girls would stand at the front door of the church.

Great story and intel CS. I think your reports are distinction worthy.

As far as the pic story, when I was on Woodman's tour, he said not to take pics and I think that Colombia not wanting to be known as a sex destination is the reason why. It also explains why customs is looking at the phones of some guys.

Someone said the Santa Fe clubs are no comparison to Hong Kong in Tijuana, but they are a different animal. There are some hotties in some SF clubs but on average HK is more expensive and the quality of the women is better.

I think La Isla in Medellin has a little higher quality than HK and is a little cheaper than HK. If you have time, I would check it out. I would be interested in what you think.

[Captain Solo]

After viewing a dozen huge women in New Life, I walked to P Botero which is only 800 meters or 20 minutes away per Maps, but Maps is useful only if you can fix North, South headings, difficult any time of the day as Colombia is right next to the equator on the South side. My navigation skills went to shit. Fortunately people in Medellin is very nice and helpful. An old lady stuck half her body out of the moving bus' window to shout directions to me. This people has class. I really like them.

Got in Hato Viejo, one of the best rated rest in town for lunch. It was crowded with an upper class clientele. Seeing how hard they were cutting their steaks, I tried fried fish, which was good. They served chicharron, nuggets of fried pork bellies, as snack. They were hard as rock. 49 K for fish plus 12.5 K cops for a local beer, way too expensive and not as good as street food.

Walked to the old church at P Botero. Hundreds regular girls were scattered but none inside the church's courtyard. No policia cars were seen. Saw one of the sweetest-looking girl playing with her friend. She insisted on 50 K Cops, about $25, walked with her to the 10 K see hotel. Her face is pretty with pouty lips, her body is slim but filled out with all the curves and smoothest pinkish skin. No blemish, non tats, Her boobs were full b, real, global, perky and spongy like balloons. She speaks with a sweet accentuated and drawn out accent like Italians, very sweet, innocent, trusting. Very rarely have I seen such a sweet-looking girl.

Got her tel. May be taking her all night. P Botero is my favorite hunting ground. Will try to find decent hotels nearby for future visits.

[RacShack]

Went sight seeing with Metro and cable cars. You can get to all major attractions quickly and cheaply. Came back to P Botero for food and girls. Its' the liveliest spot in MDE with thousands of shops and tens of thousand people milling around the blocks around Beerio Metro station.

Lots of girls were hanging out and front of the church. Policias with patrol cars were in the plaza but they did not bother the hos. I took a couple pics of policias with cars and putas next to them, looked hilarious. When I snapped the girl in black short, she protested loudly shouting. I told her I would call policia; 2 came over. I explained that I was snapping the church thinking policias would be on my side but they told me no pics. Did not know when MDE had that la win place. Meanwhile the puta was shouting and a crowd of 20 surrounded me. Policias shouted at puta to shut up.

I kept arguing but policias insisted no pics. He wanted me to go to the station and took out his cuff. Damn. I said OK, no pic, delete what you want. They went through the pics, laughing at those with putas surrounding patrol car. They deleted all girls pics, but left a few with the church. I took off...

Is CBJ the normal? Or is BBJ the norm? Or must negotiate upfront? Thanks sounds like the place is heating up with hot new girls, also what's the cleanest st hotel around their with hot water would be great and what should that room cost! Thanks.