Medellin Reports

[Litmus Smut]

There's been a lot of mention about the Mansion. I've heard about it on YouTube and read about it here. Searches on Duckduckgo give poor results and Google does the same.

First question, the Mansion and Loutron are one and the same?

Searches give an address in the south eastern hills, but I've seen a couple phone numbers for the place. For all the mention of booking a stay there, how does one do it?

Phone in a reservation? If so, what is THE number? And is it WhatsApp friendly?

Make one online? If so, what is the site?

Thanks much in advance.

[JustTK]

The only Laura Bustamante

Yeah she's a mansion girl. Never went w her because I thought she was bit ugly and out of shape (to be kind).

[MiamiBoy1]

To be clear, no one is saying you should fuck average looking girls. If your bar is a 7, by all means fuck 7's and above. What I said still holds true though. If you're not finding 7's, 8's, and the occasional 9 for 150-200, you're probably on SA, in Lleras, in Gustos, on escort sites, the high end clubs, or god forbid OF. You're just not putting in the work that FB requires. You're paying for convenience because where you're looking, every other horny dude with money is also looking. I personally think filtering girls on FB is not hard, and also sometimes fun since you see their personal pictures and get to know them a little before deciding to message them. But if for some reason you don't want to put in the work, you're ok with paying more for the same thing, and you're ok with increasing your chances of getting bad service, then by all means do what you want to do.

I'll be honest, I have never tried FB, because I already have 2 accounts, one personal and one business, and creating a 3rd one for mongering purposes is not appealing to me. Maybe I will give it a try someday. But I have tried Tinder, Bumble, Colombian Cupid, SA, Lleras, casas, strip clubs, you name it. And from my experience, 150-200 mil girls are not up to my standards (I wish they were). I have yet to find an 8 or 9 in this price range. But hey, even SA or Tinder require a shit ton of work. Literally hours a day. If you say FB is even more complicated, my respect to those who are patient enough to make it work.

My understanding / explanation is simple. If the girl is objectively hot and is in high demand, sooner or later she will find her way to migrate to locations or platforms where she could earn the most. SA, Gustos, etc. You may consider yourself lucky if you find one who is new to the business, or just moved to town, or just still searching for the right place to sell her pussy. I'm not saying it is impossible, but when you are in MDE for a short period of time, your chances are slim. I spent 2 months in MDE this summer and haven't found any good looking ones under 200 mil.

[Mr Enternational]

The only Laura Bustamante that comes up for me in Medellin is from Bello, looks kinda chunky / fat and has an unsightly birthmark on her face. Hard to imagine this is the girl I have heard people raving about.

Makes me curious. Is it a case of YMMV and we all like different things or is there another chica with this name and I can't find the good one?

LOL.

I would think it was this one since we have 2 friends in common that are mongers who go to Medellin often.

[Osteoknot]

There's so many individualities, idiosyncrasies, intangibles and variables among mongers that I believe it would be very difficult to create a "template" for success, beyond the broad strokes.

When I present my situation it is simply another example from which you can steal bits and pieces, if you want. We all do our own "Rip Off and Duplicate" from other monger's experiences.

I try to "Keep it Real" and I assure you that ninety percent of what I write down is as true as I can make it. The only reason I don't say 100% is I believe it is impossible to be 100% unbiased and realistic about your own experiences.

We all experience life thru our own sets of biases, beliefs, familial background, cultures, mores and filters. When one monger's experiences seem so far out of touch or Out Of Reach to what another Monger has ever been through then the first Monger will default to assign the other guy's mongering activities to Fantasy or fiction when in fact, he just can't believe what he is reading because nothing's close has ever happened to himself. This is an example of possibly the two most common defense mechanisms people utilize which is denial and projection.

But I digress. You can rest assured what you read from me, is real. I think most people can distinguish The Ring Of Truth from otherwise so this probably is not even an issue worth mentioning, except I already did.

My hope would be that those who cannot tell the difference between the Ring Of Truth and fiction broaden their own experiences and Horizons such that they can, if they want to. If they are happy where they are then that's just as well but it would be better if they did not project their own biases into other mongers experiences, which is misinformation itself. In other words the person accusing others of misinformation is actually the one purporting the misinformation himself. What a great and amusing irony!

I met a fantastic new girl and had her over to my hotel room and she did not disappoint, photos coming soon.

[Fun Luvr]

The only Laura Bustamante that comes up for me in Medellin is from Bello, looks kinda chunky / fat and has an unsightly birthmark on her face. Hard to imagine this is the girl I have heard people raving about.

Makes me curious. Is it a case of YMMV and we all like different things or is there another chica with this name and I can't find the good one?

LOL.

https://www.facebook.com/pucca.bustamante

[Just Incognito]

Laura is fantastic! She's my go to day time girl. She does tours, can give massage, speaks excellent english.

The only Laura Bustamante that comes up for me in Medellin is from Bello, looks kinda chunky / fat and has an unsightly birthmark on her face. Hard to imagine this is the girl I have heard people raving about.

Makes me curious. Is it a case of YMMV and we all like different things or is there another chica with this name and I can't find the good one?

LOL.

[MixedSalad07]

Laura is fantastic! She's my go to day time girl. She does tours, can give massage, speaks excellent english.

Will send a DM to request her number. If anyone else has any contacts they feel like sharing, please hit my DM.

[Josie]

I just completed my first trip to Medellin, 09/30 - 10/07, and it was a complete 10/10 out-of-the-park experience. A little about myself, I'm a 61 years young stud that will compete with many 30 and 40 years old in the business world, sports, and overall life. Single and financially secure that will not argue with a Colombiana about 50 K pesos. Life and time are more precious than that. I have been mongering for over 30 years, Tijuana, Costa Rica, Peru, Europe. I speak, read and write fluent Spanish. I was a significant contributor with CRT and have not posted any reports or comments here in ISG. I lost some of the writing drives, but I'm using this as a debrief, therapy outlet for a great trip with this new trip. Hopefully, this helps others as it helps debrief me.

If you are new to our sport and traveling to Medellin, stay at Hotel M, La Mansion. You will be taken care of and spoon-fed until you say, "No mas". Yes, the place could use some repairs and changes, but the proximity to some of the guy's experiences and knowledge will outweigh any issues. The staff is excellent, and the front office was always willing to help at M1. I heard about some problems at M2, but I cannot report what I did not experience. For breakfast, I had about a 100 years of mongering experience surrounding me, BS-ing and answering any questions I had. Also, you can find Casas and club wingman ready to assist. Even with my experience and communicating with the chicas, I benefited greatly by staying there. It played to my style of mongering more than the FB or Tinder approach that others are using. You can always use both, YMMV.

9/30.

Arrive at Hotel M at about 4 PM. The room is shit, 104, but I already see multiple girls by the pool. I want to order some water, Red Bulls, and items for my fridge, so the front office recommended Rappi. It never worked on my Fold 3, but I went to the pool had one of the girls orders for me. The bill was 76 K col gave the girl 100 K, and she brought it to my room and, of course, let her keep the change. I tried taking a nap before starting my hunt, but I could not sleep, I took a shower, and by 7 PM, I went by the pool, and it was empty, no girls. The club next door is open, so there I go.

Here is when I met the best wingman ever as well as the best tour guide. I have had the same wingman experiences in Tijuana and CR but not at this level of comfort and participation. So at 7 PM, the club is dead, only one girl, a tall cutie, sports body, great tetas, like a 7-8, but that is it. Crap, I guess ill wait and see what comes in. I invited the girl for a drink to pass the time, and that is where it got interesting. She is very well-spoken, in Spanish, but when I told Vanessa that it was my first trip, she volunteered to be my wingman and show me around Medellin. So we continue talking for another couple of hours. I checked the new girls coming in, but Vanessa is clicking all the right vibes, and she looks good. I got her number, and I told her that I would like to take her to my room. No money talk, no positions requested, or what I wanted to do. We were dealing at a different level. Three hours later, with multiple pops and no holes barred, I concluded that she would be a great wingman. So we planned for Vanessa to come back at 10 AM to start her tour guide. She took a taxi home, and I went back to the club, but there was nothing of interest, there were girls, but I already had popped my cherry.

10/1.

Ate breakfast surrounded by at least 100 years of mongering experiences. I ask some questions, and by 9:45 AM, Vanessa is already at my door. Damm, she looks good, but this is my "civilian" portion of my trip. We headed to Comuna 13 ate some snacks as she guided me through it. I took some great pictures of her and the city, and at about 2 PM, we headed for Pueblito Paisa. She knows of a great kiosk with sancocho, and the place has a great vibe of a more modern park.

She has some family obligations that night, and we decided we would meet the next day at 10 AM to continue the tour. I paid her for her time.

I took one of the guy's breakfast club invites for La Isla and Calle Lleras later in the evening, and we met at the club downstairs at 9 PM. While I'm there, I encounter this cutie, a bit tiny, almost a dwarf but cute and lovely body. I got her number and put her on my to-do list.

So talk about eye candy; La Isla is a pussy Disneyland. I'm not into Casas or strip joints, but I could not get a number at La Isla, so after we went to Calle Lleras, and is poping. Lots of street action had a couple of drinks but not my vibe, so we headed back to the Hole M club.

I got there, but Laura, the dwarf, was not there. I sent her a message on Whatsapp, and she replied that she was at the Hotel and would see me later at the bar. It is what it is. It is not like we are dealing with virgins. Funny because I found out one of the Mansion veterans is now my Skimo brother the following day. I session with Laura, I can scratch dwarf from my checklist of the type of girls I want to do.

10/2.

Vanessa is right on time, the perfect dress, and I want to taste, but I remind myself, this is the civilian portion of my trip. So we are headed to Parque Arvi. I had a coffee and pan, and we started taking the tour. No need to pay for another tour guide from the park, Vanessa got it down to a science. We have mondongo at the bottom of the hill corner restaurant for a late lunch—great price and food. We took the metro cable from on top and what a great view and the train back to the Hotel. Her using her phone app to negotiate taxis, taking the train, and going to non-gringos restaurants is making up for her tour guide costs, not including the white glove service from her.

I mentioned that I wanted to do a threesome with her before I left, and she said that she has a great friend and is ready to come that night. I'm like "touchdown" and bring her in. So the plan is for Vanessa to come back at 7 PM, her friend will meet us at the restaurant, and if I like what I see, we will make it happen. Vanessa had already shown me pictures of her, and I was already sold but was not ready for what follows.

Vanessa again shows up early, about 6:30 PM, and we head to the restaurant Andres Caunere down the block from the Hotel. It does not open until 7 PM, and there is some celebration going on. We go to the Mall across the street and have a coffee until 7:15, and her friend is already waiting for us at the restaurant. Holy cow, her friend Lisset is a 12 on a 1-10 scale. Great food, music, drinks, and atmosphere, and we are headed to the Hotel. The only way to describe the threesome is porn style with condom switching. Girls are kissing and playing with themselves and each other. While I'm riding one, the other is assisting. It was kind of mind-blowing. But the best part was me doing Lisset anally while she was eating Vanessa, and Vanessa has this showering orgasm; about a liter of fluid comes out of Vanessa's and hits Lisset in the face, and I'm coming on her ass. Mind-blown. If I die and finish the trip at this point, I should be good. But little me did not know what awaited him.

10/3.

Moving to 102, better room. As planned for the day, Vanessa showed up at 1 PM to take me to the Monterrey Mall; it was a shopping day for me. She looks good, and I have been thinking of the threesome and how she orgasm, so fuck civilian rules, I session with her before heading out. I have a side gig of mining, and that's where all related technical business resides. I was able to get ten new leads for the business, and if even one of them pans out, this trip will be paid all for itself. We have a late lunch there, and then we head out to El Centro. It is just a big flea market, but it is the experience and the company that counts. We get back to the Hotel, we shower and your typical shower sex, and finish in bed. We were so tired; the plan was to take a nap and then go out for dinner. We woke up at 11:30 PM, fuck, we are hungry, but everything is close. She is the best wingman, and she comes up with Provencial near Parque Lleras. Great food, drinks. It even starts raining, and they have a collapsible roof that covers up on the balcony. We go back to the Hotel, session and she decides to stay the night. Morning is going to be glorious. There is nothing better than getting up with hardwood and having a willing partner next to you.

10/4.

Vanessa leaves by 11 AM. It is a working day for me. I am working remotely for the next three days. Work is just a couple of meetings I could not cancel and answering some emails. Usually, I'm done by noon at home, but I'm motivated here and now. Done early, talked to the girls at the pool, went shopping around the Hotel. Vanessa arrives by 7 PM; we stay in bed the rest of the night. Netflix and chill. I mentioned that 10/5 is my birthday, and I would like to have a threesome again. My birthday is not for another six months, but everyday mongering is my birthday So I told her that Lisset would be fine, but since it was my birthday, I would like to know if any of her friends are Venezuelan. I have never had one from Venezuela. Vanessa said she would surprise me.

10/5.

Vanessa stayed the night. She took care of morning wood, and we headed out to Parmessazno down the block for breakfast. Very tasty and good service. Vanessa leaves to plan my "birthday". I decided to get a haircut and a shave by the Mall across the street. Got a full facial massage and straight razor shave. Every man should treat himself to it once in a while.

I worked remotely and tried to chill and relax but almost had to rub out of excitement remembering the previous threesome and the one coming. I almost did rub one out, but I do not want to waste Leche with many willing to take it.

Vanessa arrives at about 6 PM, and we wait for her friend to arrive at the Hotel by 6:30 PM. Fuck me again, a solid ten, and to make it worse, my perfect type of woman for me, curvy, culona, and tetona. So we headed out to NacionSushi, good food, drinks, and just looking at the beauties in from of me. We come back to the Hotel, and the girls tell me to give them about 20 minutes to get the room ready for me. I go to the Hotel club to have a drink and about 25 minutes later I knock on the door. Holy crap, two beauties on full lingerie, top of the bed with a big happy birthday sign, balloons, and a little cake. I was about to pop my load right where I was standing. After the initial shock and some deep breathing exercises, it is time to rumble. BTW, I got permission from the girls to videotape the whole session.

Did I mention that Brigit is a licensed massagist too? She almost makes me come just massaging my feet. In this threesome, they were no girl-to-girl action, but both were continuously kissing me, blowing me, riding me cowgirl. It is my birthday After about 3+ hours, we are finished, and Brigit heads home. Vanessa spends the night. This is the 3rd night she has spent the night without me even asking, requesting, or paying for the whole night.

10/6.

We woke up late, around 11 AM, and Vanessa took care of the morning wood. Just thinking of the last threesome makes me comes with Vanessa at the shower. We head out to Parmezano again, but it is too late for breakfast and lunch it is. Big lunch and then we went to Dislicolores. I like to take a few bottles of aguastiendes to my brother in the US. Vanessa leaves to prepare for the evening; she promises it will be memorable since it is my last night. At the Hotel, I tried to work but is not happening, and I tried to take a nap, nope. I already slept late and was too excited for tonight. I went by the pool with all the girls, and many of the guys were there too. We exchanged war stories and passed the time. By 7 PM, Vanessa showed up; she was deck out, classical look with a dress skirt but short and open to the side to make it the sexiest being on this earth. It took some effort not to be a pig and ravage her right there and then.

When out to Andres Caunere for some octopus, excellent choice. Light enough, we had a big lunch, but sufficient to fill you up.

At the Hotel, as she is taking her clothes off, she has full legs lingerie stockings. I noticed it, but I thought they were regular stockings. And to finish the night, she will swallow the load. I had been finishing on her tits, but now I have permission for a full swallow. I didn't think I had it for multiple pops. But when you are encourage like that. It happens.

10/7.

Took an early flight to Chicago, layover at Miami. And like the Terminator said, "I will be back".

[Tasss]

I operate the same way, I don't feel like it's worth paying to bang a 6, also a waste of a nut. I do short trips, so each nut has to be with a 7+, yes it's true that the hotter ones tend to provide worse service, but the looks makes up for it in a sense.

Well said MiamiBoy. I feel the same way as you do. I am not going to travel all the way to Medellin to bang a 6, no matter how good the service is. I can get that easily in Tijuana for a reasonable price. I want to pay only for eye candy, I. E. 7 and above. Many folks state that one tends to get shitty service from a hottie. That is true, however, that can easily be fixed with appropriate tips. That has not failed me so far. The few times that has not worked, the girl became history.

To be clear, no one is saying you should fuck average looking girls. If your bar is a 7, by all means fuck 7's and above. What I said still holds true though. If you're not finding 7's, 8's, and the occasional 9 for 150-200, you're probably on SA, in Lleras, in Gustos, on escort sites, the high end clubs, or god forbid OF. You're just not putting in the work that FB requires. You're paying for convenience because where you're looking, every other horny dude with money is also looking. I personally think filtering girls on FB is not hard, and also sometimes fun since you see their personal pictures and get to know them a little before deciding to message them. But if for some reason you don't want to put in the work, you're ok with paying more for the same thing, and you're ok with increasing your chances of getting bad service, then by all means do what you want to do.

[Paulie97]

So you pay one price to get her to do her job, then you pay a higher price to get her to do her job right? Good thing no other industry is like this.

A good job should be a requirement to keep your job. That's the "incentive. " Dangling tips in front of them to stop playing the dead fish is ridiculous and emasculating.

There also aren't any 9's and 10's selling it in Medellin, in spite of what you read here. If you want to see these look for the Ron Medellin advertising girls and the like or go to a soccer match. Loutron, Seeking, all that nonsense is enhanced and displayed in favorable lighting. Plus the lifestyle itself shaves off points as it isn't conducive to beauty.

[LoveItHere69]

Botero Real has had police sit up in the office area for hours on at least 4 days I have noticed this past week. I asked two girls working there why the police are there and they both replied that there have been problems. I stayed there for 2. 5 months and I am in there a lot so they know me so believe I what they said since I also asked each of them separately.

Today I went to Botero Real and a gringo and chica were arguing. She did not fulfill the promised service is best I could make out of it. They part ways and 10 minutes later they are back with 3 police officers. Not sure what came of it but all left in under 10 minutes.

Stupid foreigner who speaks Spanish, who at the very most offered 100 mil ($27) for an hour or special services. So at worst he lost $27. That is not worth getting the police involved. All the girls outside the hotel and all her friends now know he is toxic. He is easy to spot and remember because he uses a cane. She is now angry, embarrassed, and may be more shy around taking foreigners now. I had been with the girl twice and she was good. I should have got involved but I had no idea the level of his stupidity to actually get the police.

I could easily give Botero tours to guys but if I give a tour and any introductions are made then the girls who know me will think the guy if ok. Then if he screws up like this guy did then the girls may get mad at me for indirectly promoting the guy. This guy may have caused problems for a Board member here who I could have sworn I saw together last week. I will contact the Board member and maybe he will post what happened.

[LoveItHere69]

The second brand, Tulip, surprisingly are the ones they hand out free at the Hotel Real Botero, not coincidentally the closest hotel to the same pharmacy and to the front door of the Vera Cruz church. I feel certain both brands are readily available.

I can do better. The few chain drug stores I checked in the past do not carry Tulip brand. Maybe at a mom and pop drug store.

On the side of the Veracruz church are 2 dollar store type stores. They sell Tulip condoms 3 for 1 mil which is basically 11 condoms for one USA Dollar, or 9 cents each.

In the first store it is across from the cash register on the wall at chest level.

The second store has them at the cash register and can be hard to see.

The condom packages say apple, cherry, chocolate. BS. No smell. Just plain condoms. I have not seen any out of date or expired.

Do not get the other brands. They are horrible. If in doubt open the package slowly and look inside.

[Nounce]

I guess I am perplexed by what I am reading....

You are not alone. LOL. I just went with WT69's list in my first visit. Checked out everywhere and stayed with what I liked. I think some of the newbies are looking for something more.

[LoveItHere69]

They don't speak English. You have to either use translator or get out a notepad. LoveItHere likes do use paper and pen, he prewrites down phrases to ask for price, age, time, and what he wants the girl to do. You can do the same if you're not comfortable of pulling out cellphone and use translator.

OMG! How do you know that? Did I mistakenly ask you to go to my hotel? My bad. Wait. That would be impossible, nobody turns me down. Haha.

Close. I have a picture of two stick figures screwing. I show the girl the picture. Then drop to my knees and put my hands together to pray. A few crocodile tears start flowing and I point to a hotel. That is my signature move.

No need to list time because it is always 30 minutes. If you want longer then yes you should write that down like you if normally take 30+ minutes and pay the hotel for the longer time so they do not bang on your door. If I take longer than normal I just say "propina" (tip). I also go to the hotels that do not bang on the door at the 20 minute point. Go to same place that gets to know you and 40 minutes is fine with no additional costs.

Do not write a long laundry list of what you want. It will confuse them and they will walk away, they will also think you will be very demanding / bossy in the room which is no fun so they will walk away. I am not demanding. I pretty much want my 3 positions and normally have no problems. I used to say "perrita" meaning doggy but that confused them. You have to say "cuatro" meaning four. If there are certain services you must have then write it down or use the translator especially concerning sucking your manhood. But as always and everywhere there are some girls that will say yes yes yes but in the room say no no no.

Have not seen a theft in a long time. You are pretty safe in the statue and church area. The bar area behind the museum is not. I usually get the price point and pay after agreed to first. If the girl is new to me or a slight vibe I will verify a few things in the hotel staircase before going up and paying the receptionist.