... I bought her a basic smart phone for 200 K, had Whatsapp added onto the phone and had her get an E mail address so she could get the Government assistance she qualifies for.....
Fuck those NGOs who say sex tourism is bad for Colombia.
It seems unlikely an amateur with no experience that can barely get dressed (organize) for a date will own a scooter and drive it without hurting herself.
I had resigned myself to "I hope she has a guardian angel" and basically accepted that if any physical harm occurred to her as a result my getting her a moto, that I was the gringo who gave it to her. But in this culture and logistics, moto = freedom and independence. And within the city, even moreso than a car. A moto is the most efficient way to get from Point A to Point Be (fucking auto editor), between lanes, moving to the front of the pack at a stop light, etc. But then she towed my fat ass around on the back of a few different motos she borrowed from her friends, and I was impressed by her skills. I rode motorcycles my whole life. Gave them up to prevent killing myself. The last two bikes I cracked up were a Suzuki GSX 750 and a Harley Davidson cafe racer. The Harley got me Medivac'd by helicopter to the trauma center in Honolulu, in a coma, of course. I'm sayin I've been around bikes more than a bit and I can tell if someone belongs on two wheels or not. I knew she was athletic, possibly the most athletic girlfriend I have ever had, and that usually translates to good moto skills. So anywho, risk deemed acceptable, tomorrow is promised to no one. Furthermore, have you noticed a lot of chicas scattered and separated from their motos on the roadside? I haven't. Maybe they are better at it than we thought, jeje.
Does anyone know of any Medellin focused monger WhatsApp groups? Again, I live in Medellin, so I'm always looking to link up with link minded guys to swap stories and info. Thanks!
Osteoknot, What are the chances, unfortunately one of the girls I see went to the hospital on that same night due to a suicide attempt. What are the chances we're seeing the same girl? My bet it potentially pretty high. I do feel for my girl and I'm giving her a lot of attention since recovery. IDK, is this something common that girls from Medellin are known for?
She made a bee-line for my hotel room when she got out of the hospital and I thought I was going to have to be the wise powerful supportive role model and she fuckin' schooled me sexually and psychologically. Within five minutes of her arrival, I was literally curled in a fetal position crying like a baby in her lap, and I think she was laughing her head off, I couldn't tell for sure because I would not open my eyes. Few minutes later we were both happy as hell.
Tonight she was the final girl of a five-girl, nine-hour Love Motel marathon in Bello, that had unbelievable highs and lows. Reconnected and disconnected with Secret for the first since she stormed out of my hotel room several days ago from the booty-hole massage, she's from Bello. Scarlet, the girl with the attention-seeking suicide gesture came directly to the Love Motel after her "detox" drug meeting at the hospital, and immediately pounded the pink shit which I freely offered up, and the sex was amazing again for two times in a row. She made it clear and I believe her that her depression had little or nothing to do with me. She has a typical fucked-up Colombian upbringing, both parents abandoned her a long time ago and she is raising her 12 yo brother by herself, She's only 18. She seems relieved to get bumped down my list 3 or 4 slots and out of novia status because I was not fulfilling her expectations as a boyfriend plain and simple. She's the sane one, I am surprised any of them put up with my shit. But we are happier than we have been in a long time and she loves knowing she will get a regular payoff every time we have sex.
I can't keep up with reports anymore. My most recent Muan Jungle Girl post was 3 or 4 days old. There's just too much goin' on. The feedback was unexpected and great about the moto. To me that was just an incidental event for which I needed some nuts and bolts advice. Like moving a checker on board. Not chess. Checkers. I haven't made a move in this country that I can't turn around and walk away from emotionally, spiritually and financially in a heartbeat without any regrets. I think that may be one reason why I am so fuckin' happy, which is one of the great points everyone missed. How about doing something because it makes you happy?
JujuBe showed his subject matter expertise and provided a complete answer to my question about driving the moto, which was an afterthought. I have four attorneys on retainer, and I know when it's time to call one. A few of the regulars did a stand-up job about my rights to choose and spend, but no one is even close to what is really going on in my life and why I do the things I do, but really that's not important. I believe one of the greatest human fallacies is the need to be understood. No one understands any other person, IMO. We tolerate, accept and adapt, try to understand and empathize. But fuck, even your own mother and wife don't understand you, so what kind if insight should anyone expect about their own behaviors on a board about mongering of all things. Which BTW, is no holds barred. This is not a travelogue, hotel review site, 4-H Club or Girl Scouts. It's about mongering. The nitty and gritty. The fucking and the sucking If you can't take it, then I would suggest you don't belong here, not me. I happen to believe in the old fashioned American right of free speech, which of lot of the places listed here, don't have. That makes it all the more important. Great feedback and stimulating conversation! Keep On Keepin' On.
Good stuff man, liz is a bombshell, zandaley always has good service and the hottest casa girls in town. Nice job on the three some in centro, the land of opportunity.
After spending a month mongering around Europe and reading this decided it was time for a quick weekend warrior trip to medallo, Spanish is my first language since I moved to the states when I was a teenager, found a spirit round trip for 220 $ for 4 full days of bliss, there was no time for Facebook, SA or tinder chicas, I'm a hardcore casas guy, done it before in Guadalajara, Barcelona and Madrid, plus some Frankfurt FKK.
Decided to stay at a hostel in poblano just to go to sleep, 60 $ for 4 nights, totally worth it and fun, have done most of my research on a Colombian forum, decided to go to el Centro casas, Zandaly, new life and aiffe, plus maybe some botero lagniappe, I'm 34 and can easily have 4 solid orgasms a day with no problems.
DAY ONE: uber to Zandaly and it was close, walked to new life and there was a big selection, went with a white paisa that was really my type, I always do at least one hour in Medellin since is so cheap (70-90,000).
Had a great time with her and don't remember her name, then walked like two blocks to aiffe and there was another mongerer already there, he took the white paisa I wanted, since he was there before me that was ok, I went with a Venezuelan girl not bad looking and really great service, almost everything was on the table with this girl, in my case almost all the time Venezuelan girls always give me a better treatment Than colombianas.
After aiffe decided to eat something at a cafeteria outside, huge lunch with natural juice and cafe con leche for 10,000 p, after lunch and coffee decided to walk to plaza botero for the first time and had to wait for the rain, after almost an hour of rain I was getting worry about the talent and decided to walk around a lot to get familiar with the space, as a Latino I have absolutely no problem walking in el Centro but is always good to watch your back, saw this two Venezuelan spinners that look like sisters and started talking to them, was worry about age and asked for cedula with no problem, one was 19 and the other one 22, they were actually cousins, this was my first threesome ever so I told them to please take it easy on me, paid 30,000 p for the place and they asked me 30 for each, I told them I want an hour cause I hate rushing and gave them 60 each for an hour, I started teaching them how to give a massage, I always like to treat this ladies with dignity and respect and it always pays off, this girls were very clean and had some of the sweetest pussys I've ever tasted, everything was covered (my choice) we was having so much fun that 2 hours went by without noticing, one of them really liked me and we ended up kissing and fucking passionately. I'm so glad I took this service and got their whatsapp, so yes you can find amazing service with street walkers. Around 7 pm after staying in my hostel decided to go to eros spa and went with a Venezuelan girl with a very exotic look, great service and really good sex, she got really really wet, after fucking 5 chicks and having 5 orgasms decided to go with a guy I met at the hostel to parque Lleras, went to club full of young locals and no working girls, it was nice but no mongering and time was not my friend, then went to gustos and Lleras club, gustos was not my thing bunch of fake tits and boobs and quoting over 200 $ get the hell out of here, bunch of working girls walking around the park quoting around 200,000 pesos, was really tired got something to eat and went to sleep.
DAY 2 : took an uber to Zandaly and it was open, nice place with a bar, there was this older gringo drinking at the bar and he was really nice, he's been in Colombia for decades and gave me lots of advice, went with liz, really good looking Venezuelan, amazing girlfriend experience, then walked to new life and got with a petite young paisa forgot her name, she was really cute, told me she was 24 but looked more like 20 21, gave her a good massage and she paid me back with amazing fucking, no kissing tho, most casa paisas don't like to kiss, went and grabbed lunch at the same spot, then went to aiffe again and the paisa from the day before was not there so went with this thick curvy paisa, I love spinners but one curvy girl a year won't hurt, OMG I forgot her name but this girl is making me reconsider my preferences, one of the best fucks in my life, she got turn on by my massages and then I had to extend the session cause it was that good, I told her that the black American brothers must to love her big hard ass and she started laughing as of how that hell you know, this chick was super tight.
Decided to go with my boy to the mall in Poblado (I think it was Santa Fe) I hate the freaking mask since I can't see the girls faces, got a haircut and we ate dinner there, then took an uber to marque lleras and our driver recommended us to go to provensa if we wanted to avoid the parque lleras environment, she explained how parque Lleras used to be a nice place were locals use to go and have good time, so now provensa took that place, we had a great time and the vive felt so different, I started talking with my server (cute girl from Barranquilla) and she told me they are not allowed to talk much with customers, so they don't want that place to become parque lleras, I felt kind of bad since I wasn't even soliciting anything just getting to know her, after a few drinks went to sleep.
DAY 3: why change what's working, so went to the same trifecta, first Zandaly, went with Mia beautiful and sweet paisa, went over an hour with her, this girl is so beautiful and sweet I felt like I was with a girlfriend, I love you Mia LOL, I decided to stay in Zandaly since I liked this other girl Tatiana, she is another paisa really a talker, I was attracted to her tits but after being with Mia she was fine and a good fuck but not great and then she talks to much, decided to go and get some more cash and found a place to eat, great pork dish and cafe con leche 15,000 p, then walked to new life and got this white Venezuelan lady, she was very classy like a novel actress, very educated woman, she was 36 years old with no kids, usually not my cup of tea but she gave a great service and kissed me like her boyfriend, over all was a good session and she was so intelligent I wouldn't mind hanging out with her, after I got to my hostel my bartender recommended me a legit massage place since my neck was killing me, it was more of a sensual massage place, went 4 hands with this two beautiful white looking girls, one from Bogota and the other one from Venezuela, it was a good massage with body to body slides etc, they made me explode and I didn't want to push extras since I wasn't looking for that, paid 250000 p I think.
After that went to salsa classes with some locals and then to walk around to some local bars, it was lot of fun. This was my last night.
In the morning my hostel has covid test services so they come to you, they came around 8 am and my flight was around 2 pm, got my results in less than a hour, check out of the hostel and around 10 am was at zandalys for my last session, went with this tall redhead with lots of tattoos, had a great time with her, she was paisa and no kissing allow, after finishing with her was like 11:15 am, went to get a water by the bar and saw this cute face with a beautiful smile, her name was Joyce, Venezuelan kind of curvy but her natural beauty turned me on, I said fuck it lets do 30 min since I'm pushing it, went and got a great time with her, took an uber to the airport, have in mine only took a back pack for simplicity.
Over all I need to spend at least 6 months in Medellin but for the weekend warrior this is a great destination if you do your research, lots of gringos mongering around so that shouldn't be problem, I hate the ATM fees, next time I need to take all the cash I need in one transaction since is always around 25,0000 pesos fee no matter the amount, took a collectivo from the airport to my hostel and the driver was really nice and got me a SIM card with internet for 20,000. In my next trip I want to go to fase dos and la Isla, I'm not much of a club person but have try it.
I'll buy things or send money. I don't do it because I think it gets me anything and in most cases I know it does no good. Sometimes I do it because there have been people who helped me when I really needed it. Sometimes it's because I know how it feels to be at the end of your rope. There was a period when the roof over my head didn't meet the minimum qualifications to be called a roof. Sometimes it's because, on that day, I believe in karma.
I have a girl I have known here for five years. Met her in El Centro, and when we get together, I never pay her more than 50 K for two to three hours. This last week she told me how she qualifies for monthly support from the Government, albeit something like only 200 K a month, but can't because she doesn't have E Mail. She's so poor she only has a burner phone. I couldn't believe what I was hearing and when I met her in El Centro yesterday after hearing her story, and thinking about it, I bought her a basic smart phone for 200 K, had Whatsapp added onto the phone and had her get an E mail address so she could get the Government assistance she qualifies for. I grapple at times trying to understand how poor some of the people are here. It felt great to help her out.
And said you were "new" to the game. Honestly, I try NOT to focus on usernames and instead concentrate on content so I don't bias myself for or against other users here. BUT, JFC, I've been called a "Quick Study" before but you're fuckin' unreal. If you really were as green as you said, you have an amazing ability to process, analyze, organize, and the highest function, synthesize new information. Golf clap. Tip of the cap. Suck my dick. I hate you. Jaja. JK. Obvio. Keep up the strong work. You are a credit to this Board. Ostee Out.
Jajaja I appreciate that hermano. You know that shit is mutual.
Everything I said was true, still I am a man who when consumed with something, can go a little overboard.
But maybe it's because I feel an odd sense of camaraderie with y'all. And since you guys helped me so much I hope to pay it forward.
Still learning a lot from you and the other pros on here so it's a two way street. Keep 'them comin.
Your first question should be whether the company allows you to install a VPN client of your choice on the machine. If it doesn't (and few companies do) your options would be (1) connect a non work PC to your Colombia Internet service. You could then set up a VPN client on the non work PC and connect your work PC to the Colombia Internet service via the non work PC that you set up as a mobile hotspot, (2) use a mobile phone with a VPN client installed as a mobile hot spot to which you connect your work PC. Of course you can also find another job or ask to work remotely.
If you manage to get any of the above done your remaining challenge would be to avoid fucking and partying so much you would be incapable of meeting your work commitments. Let us know how you make out.
Yeah. I'll stick to the vacations every 3-4 months until I figure out how to start a entrepreneurial business LOL.
Your first question should be whether the company allows you to install a VPN client of your choice on the machine. If it doesn't (and few companies do) your options would be (1) connect a non work PC to your Colombia Internet service. You could then set up a VPN client on the non work PC and connect your work PC to the Colombia Internet service via the non work PC that you set up as a mobile hotspot, (2) use a mobile phone with a VPN client installed as a mobile hot spot to which you connect your work PC. Of course you can also find another job or ask to work remotely.
If you manage to get any of the above done your remaining challenge would be to avoid fucking and partying so much you would be incapable of meeting your work commitments. Let us know how you make out.
Ah great advice. Didn't think of that as a possible option (mobile hotspot). Thanks!
Anyone sending money to girls, buying gifts for girls, or whatever you feel like doing, go right ahead. It's your money. Unless someone on ISG is paying all your expenses, how you spend your money is none of their business. My only advice is to remember, the money you spend doesn't buy you anything. The only guarantee is that you'll be asked for money again.
Well said, too many guys on this forum care too much about how other mongers choose to spend their money. They earned it, they have the freedom to spend it however they want.
I am sure it was not. Everyone has to learn on their own. Maybe give a nudge and say are you sure you know what you are doing, but that is about it.
My buddy, who has since passed on, was living in the Philippines and had a girl he was seeing. The chick died and he took it upon himself to financially support her daughters. I said dude what the fuck are you doing. You are 70 years old and your kids are grown. That is not your responsibility. He gave me holy hell and told me he knew what he was doing. Come to find out the chick did not die. He was just being played. He told me that he should have listened and would not find himself in that position again.
Some people's hearts are just too big for their own good. On the ThaiVisa website I mentioned a chick I was messing with had to go home and pay $3,000 for some surgery her dad was having. You would be surprised how many guys were trying to guilt me saying that I should have paid it. Why the fuck would I hand over $3000 to a chick just because we have been fucking for a couple of weeks? I didn't even know her dad and she did not even ask me for ANY money towards this. Yet tons of dudes sincerely thought that should have been on me.
I'm guessing the girl asked for the scooter. I've had 2 girls ask me to buy them one. I didn't. Besides the cost, I have other reasons for not buying someone a moto. Chances are it's going to get stolen within a few weeks. Or she'll wreck it.
One of those girls asked me to pay for a boob job. I didn't, but she ended up getting one. Apparently I wasn't the only guy she asked.
I'll buy things or send money. I don't do it because I think it gets me anything and in most cases I know it does no good. Sometimes I do it because there have been people who helped me when I really needed it. Sometimes it's because I know how it feels to be at the end of your rope. There was a period when the roof over my head didn't meet the minimum qualifications to be called a roof. Sometimes it's because, on that day, I believe in karma.
And sometimes I do it because I'm a cynical bastard. I get a certain satisfaction from watching someone who says they haven't eaten in 2 days take the money I give them and run to the nearest liquor store.
I'm assuming you're working at a big company? If you were working at some lax start up you could probably get away with leaving an always on desktop set up in SF with TeamViewer or something and just transfer shit over to that computer when you need to submit work to the office. Probably be a lot harder at big tech because though, probably would have standard company issue laptops with some enterprise monitoring on them.
I work for one of the FAANG companies, so nope can't do that.
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