Medellin Reports

[Mr Enternational]

Every local chica I know has switched to InDriver app for their rides. I previously reported Didi as their most popular choice but they are all jumping on the InDriver bandwagon. I have not tried it. I am still mainly an Uber guy because they suck the fee straight out of my PayPal account and I love that convenience. I find it amazing how quick the populous here will switch to a new trend en masse.

En masse? Because it is about saving money. Getting a ride is a commodity and Indriver is cheaper. I mostly use Indriver too. I had Cabify hooked up to my card, but recently switched over to cash because it charges a couple hundred more pesos for using the card.

Uber is too damn expensive and infrequent. A ride from the Bogota airport to my hotel in Bogota is 26,000 with Uber, but only 16,000 with Indriver. I can go damn near all over Barranquilla for 7,000 with Indriver.

Indriver has way more drivers available than the other apps and you name your own price. If nobody accepts it then you can move it up. Drivers can also respond with an offer and you have a few seconds to accept it. People are on the bandwagon because Indriver is a way better product overall.

[JC9999]

Jajaja well eventually is better than never. And was Ericka a prepago online? Would be curious to see her profile and if she looked her age in the photos. I've got nothing against those older ladies, sometimes I prefer women a little more experience..

I think she'd be too thin for your tastes, but here's her link. She looks younger, of course, in the photos. But she is skilled.

https://www.photoprepagos.com/prepag...morbo-id-tkh2a

A lot of these ads say "oral completo". Obviously, I know the most basic meaning. But does that imply CIM?

Finally, does someone have a recommendation for someone submissive? I like to give a throating and / or tug on hair on occasion. With permission, of course.

[Osteoknot]

Every local chica I know has switched to InDriver app for their rides. I previously reported Didi as their most popular choice but they are all jumping on the InDriver bandwagon. I have not tried it. I am still mainly an Uber guy because they suck the fee straight out of my PayPal account and I love that convenience. I find it amazing how quick the populous here will switch to a new trend en masse.

[Osteoknot]

I'm going off memory on most of this, but it should be reasonably close.

Cost of a very nice 3 bed, 3.5 bath apartment in a nice area of Laureles, unfurnished, was 1. 6 million pesos. This was a big place, about 1900 sqft, 2 blocks north of UPB and far enough from La 70 to be quiet. You can find 1 bed, 1 bath places for 1 million, in a good estrato 5 neighborhood. Utilities were about 100 k monthly and cable and internet was about 120 k. Call it about 1. 5 million with all utilities, for a fair sized 1 bed apartment, with all utilities, or around $450 monthly.

For lunch I usually prefer the little Colombian places, cost about 12 k average. For dinner I splurge more, but still average about 25 k. Breakfast I prefer to make something simple, less than 5 k daily. Call it another 1. 2 million for food. Using the Metro and buses kept my travel costs to about 300 k monthly.

All together, you can live pretty good on 3 million COP monthly, not counting entertainment expenses. Call it $800 monthly.

You're going to have setup costs, buying furniture and all the stuff you need in the apartment. If you keep your hooker budget under 1 million weekly, you're looking at $2200 per month, all in.

If you need to be close to Parque Lleras, you might need $5000, but it's not a necessity.

That is the first guestimate I've seen for utilities, thanks. I think they call them "servicios" or "publicos" here, not sure. I think mi novia pays one combined bill per month for the electric, gas, and water, on the Internet, and then pays a separate bill for the Internet itself. I should be paying closer attention but she's surprisingly good with a budget.

[RedWaters44]

Is when I expect some more of my haters start to express themselves with comments like, "Stop the drivel, no one cares, your obsessed with yourself, find another place to peddle your wares. " You get the gist. I can feel it.

I accept those as valid criticisms and certainly anyone's allowed opinion. But if you feel that way, my suggestion is that you add me to your Ignore List. I know my audience, they are not the frequent posters here. I have mucho respect for those guys but they have found their way already. My audience is silent. I won't evoke the Nixon era "silent majority" but I am close to it. I know you are out there and we are in this together. Keep On Keepin' On!

Random foto from last night. Super chill and tripendicular overnight with Rosie. I will try to post later if I can keep up. I am breaking one of my cardinal rules and letting her come back two nights in a row, because she has to make rent by tomorrow, and I successfully low-balled her a little. We'll see what happens.

Ostee, just know that there are dozens of us readers sitting in our boring office looking forward to your magical stories of the promised land every morning. Wish I could buy you a beer.

[Osteoknot]

I believe you added an extra 0 to your number by accident, 1 peso = 100 centavos not 1000.

Centavos means a hundred, Latin root, centum, for one hundred, staring at me in the face! Geeeezzzzz Louiizzzzzze that is exactly the kind of error I was trying to avoid, jajaja. Failed again! Thank you! You made me a better person jajajajaja.

[BlackThought]

I think we could all agree that if there was rotten tuna smell it would not be normal.

Tenemos un acuerdo?

How often do you encounter the fishy smell with the el centro girls?

[BlackThought]

I did not downplay anything. I merely stated how strange it was that me and another poster state that we never experience this while you and another poster are saying that it is common for chicks that you have been with to have a smell. I need to get you guys to choose some lottery numbers for me if you are having this experience that often because I simply have not. And to top it off, I get most of my hookers from the street where everybody swears they are less clean and going through way more guys. You guys just have a knack for choosing stink pussy chicks whereas I am obviously no good at it.

Do you DATY?

[BlackThought]

Shiiii-iii-it man! It does not cost me $5000 to live in the States. When I did have a mortgage, it was only $630. As I have said before, a buddy of mine pays $250/month for a 3BR 2BA apartment in Medellin. Even if he was on drugs, I don't think he could go through another $1200 each week.

Jeez. I live in the Bay Area (California), where a 1950's shitty 1 br apartment goes for $2500/ month in rent. Granted, pay is multiples above the national avg as I work in tech.

[BlackThought]

Perhaps in your case the smell of fish is normal, hence very few out of a couple of thousand chicks. LOL.

I've encountered that fishy smell in Asia, more than anywhere else in the world. I haven't encountered it in Germany FKK clubs and I've sampled 100+. In Latin America, I've encountered it maybe 5% of the time. That fishy smell can make me go limp quick.

[Regnom3000]

Was having trouble posting this with the original message, so I just removed it entirely.

I don't have premium yet, so I can't PM. My bad.

The chica I was referring to is this one. I believe you are the one who wrote about her. The third and fourth pics stir me up. Not sure I have seen her name anywhere.

https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/t...nada/20510073/

I ended up seeing another mil eroticas chica named Ericka. Was on Cra 80 b. Said she was 36, looked every bit that age, but in a good way. She was as fit as could be and gave a good performance. Plus, for the equivalent of $8, took a big facial like a champ. Which will win me over every time.

BTW, I was perplexed by what the hell a regnom was, but I figured it out today. Maybe others have as well, and I was just slow to the finish line. Many thanks for your postings!

Jajaja well eventually is better than never. And was Ericka a prepago online? Would be curious to see her profile and if she looked her age in the photos. I've got nothing against those older ladies, sometimes I prefer women a little more experience.

I did want to clarify that I actually have not seen this girl:

https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/t...nada/20510073/

For those asking I believe she was mentioned in this original report by blue change:

http://www.internationalsexguide.nl/...hlight=reviews#post2587331.

She's too skinny for me.

Hope that helps.

3 K.

[Vewdew]

Above examples were $111 USD and $123 USD. I will try to be more consistent in the future. Remember both Colombia and the USA use the $, so if you only put the $ in front of the number and nothing else like I just did, it might get interpreted the wrong way.

Mil COP is 1000's of Colombian pesos, therefore 100 mil COP = 100.000 Colombian pesos, nothing to do with Mexican pesos. And that is not a typo, Colombians use periods instead of commas. There would be two digits after the last period if you were including centavos or cents, just like in the USA. One peso is divided into 1000 centavos. That should get your attention right away because if there is are 1000 centavos to a peso, how can there only be two digits for the centavos after the final period? That is because one centavo has an extremely low value, about one quarter of one hundredth of a penny. Therefore, out of convention cash transactions are listed to the nearest 50 centavos and you only need two digits.

There is such a thing as centavo coins but they are rarely used and I have not seen them because a centavo has such low value. Supposedly there is a 1 centavo coin which as just stated would be the equivalent of. 00026 USD or about one quarter of a hundredth of a penny.

I believe you added an extra 0 to your number by accident, 1 peso = 100 centavos not 1000.

[Osteoknot]

Is when I expect some more of my haters start to express themselves with comments like, "Stop the drivel, no one cares, your obsessed with yourself, find another place to peddle your wares. " You get the gist. I can feel it.

I accept those as valid criticisms and certainly anyone's allowed opinion. But if you feel that way, my suggestion is that you add me to your Ignore List. I know my audience, they are not the frequent posters here. I have mucho respect for those guys but they have found their way already. My audience is silent. I won't evoke the Nixon era "silent majority" but I am close to it. I know you are out there and we are in this together. Keep On Keepin' On!

Random foto from last night. Super chill and tripendicular overnight with Rosie. I will try to post later if I can keep up. I am breaking one of my cardinal rules and letting her come back two nights in a row, because she has to make rent by tomorrow, and I successfully low-balled her a little. We'll see what happens.

[Fun Luvr]

Finally, for example if something cost four thousand five hundred COP and 250 centavos, it would be written $4. 500.25 (you are assuming COP in this example because only periods are being used, and the fucking auto-editor on the Web site sucks and automatically puts two spaces after the period and the moderators here are inconsistent about correcting it).

You can correct it yourself. After posting your message, go to "Edit Post" and make any changes you want. The auto-editor doesn't change your edits. Here is your number edited $4.500.25.

[Osteoknot]

Your correct in that you don't know what your talking about. You supposedly may be able to qualify to become a citizen after residing in Colombia for five years, albeit if your under 65 you will have to take I believe a written and verbal test.

And in order to reside for five years, I believe you need an Immigration and not a Tourist visa. But hey, I am not about being right, I am about the truth, so I love being challenged, keep it coming.

There is a timeline, I think it's five years before you can apply for residency.

Mainly, I thought the guy was asking about how much "wealth" you needed for an Immigration visa, and think I answered that as a balance in a bank account that shows ten times the monthly minimum wage of a Colombian, for ten to twelve months. That is my plan. Since I have not actually filled out the visa application yet, I don't what the real world results will be.