Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Carrea / Carrea 52 Intersection marked with a street sign is "ground zero"

Was ground zero. There are girls there, but not because of that. The whole church juxtaposition to prostitutes thang seemed the most fitting to me. You can sit there, hang out, I think it just yards away from where you are talking about which is as you said, just a street sign, not sure.

Foto of 2 hot putas at Vera Cruz, fountain is to the right. Jajaja, that's mi novia and her novia.

[Knowledge]

You nailed it. That is medellinguru to a T. I'm still surprised how many people treat it like it's the Ten Commandments, the Koran, and the Talmud all rolled into one.

But to my way of thinking, Medellin Guru is a piece of crap full of inaccuracies and written at a level that would barely pass Freshman English. Their details about this could be spot-on, who knows and that's the problem, you never know.

The editor who I never met personally strikes me as the kind of guy who embraces the concept of a "digital nomad" being anyone with a laptop computer who is living outside the United States. And his quality improvement is achieved mainy by Search Engine Optimization and not substance.

[JustTK]

So I'm very curious as to how a club like that works?

You must read some Michel Houellebecq. He has written some superb novels, including about swinger clubs in Paris, and package sex tourism in Thailand. He is the Fremch equivalent to Irvine Weslh. Fantastic reads!

[Mechanic88]

Dropped into Barra Ejecutiva tonight and ended up at a swinger club.

Tuesday. Stopped in at 930p. I'm happy this place is still going strong after all these (10+) years. I'd guesstimate about 20-25 girls, equal number of guys, mostly in groups of 3-5.

I sat down and immediately noticed a hottie my type, that CardiB vibe. Petite with a little fluffy crop top hiding bolt-on's, flat tummy, khaki booty shorts and thick in all the right places. Alas she was hemmed up with a local dude and his three friends.

I laid in the cut and stopped a girl here and there to get an update on pricing. Cuties were asking for 100 mil-120 mil for 30 minutes including the room upstairs. Take out was quoted as 100 mil to the house and girls were asking from 200 mil-350 mil for all night.

CardiB meanwhile was busy putting in work. She finally got done doing the deed upstairs with the local dude, then went on stage to perform. I still had not even spoken with her yet. Finally got my chance when she came around asking for tips, I asked if she was free. She was. And could we go upstairs to snuggle. More surprising was when I asked how much, she quoted me only 90 mil. Sloppy seconds discounts in effect?.

So I'm very curious as to how a club like that works? Do you ask before you slap a girls ass or are there guys just trying to touch on your girl. If you want to fuck a dudes girl do you ask the guy or the girl or both LOL Care to explain how all that works?

[Surfer500]

But to my way of thinking, Medellin Guru is a piece of crap full of inaccuracies and written at a level that would barely pass Freshman English. Their details about this could be spot-on, who knows and that's the problem, you never know.

The editor who I never met personally strikes me as the kind of guy who embraces the concept of a "digital nomad" being anyone with a laptop computer who is living outside the United States. And his quality improvement is achieved mainy by Search Engine Optimization and not substance.

I've met the owner of Medellin Guru in person and I've actually seen him in El Centro walking amongst the SW's, and I know he wasn't there to write a story and can only surmise to partake in the activities there.

As far as the content in Medellin Guru, I find the the majority of the information to be solid, so I don't understand why you might think the information about the white taxis might not be accurate.

[Osteoknot]

I look at the bung hole as an equal opportunity orifice, about which I feel neither favored nor discriminated against. But I was still surprised when Catgirl, who is mi novia, asked me to "massage mi culo" for the first time the other night. Not her gorgeous muscular Paisa buttocks, but the hole in the center, pardon the pun. The muscular external sphincter ring.

BTW, I still think "sphincter" is one of the all-time great single-word insults you can hurl at someone. Such as, JuJuBee can be such a sphincter. Mr. Enternational can be such a sphincter. Tall Man can be such a sphincter. Surfer Dude can be such a sphincter. Jajajajaja, love you guys. Not sure exactly why but it feels so right, jajajja.

She said all the moto riding and testing we did recently made hers itch and ache. She is only 4' and maybe 11" tall and every time we stop on a moto, she has to stretch to put her feet down and she is on her tip toes. She is stable and strong, but it's a stretch, literally, and I am sure as well, a clench. Get the picture? And my fat ass on the back certainly does not help things.

One of the things I love about Catgirl is she is so objective and straightforward about her own body with no shame. We have never done anal sex, yet. She has promised me her virgin butt hole but she is so small and muscular, let's just say we are taking our time and I am in no rush. But when she told me her butt hole needed a massage, who am I argue, jajajja?

The fotos are old but that is Catgirl and are for illustrative purposes only. I don't always reach for my camera during a sex session. Sometimes you have to forget about fotos and just be in the instant and enjoy.

Anywho, the massage went great. No entry, just external sphincter massage. I used some medicated ointment at first and then switched to lube. Of course, she was meticulously clean which is one of my prerequisites for anything anal. And always the girls', too.

She laid across my lap as if I was going to give a her a spanking. I could see her face in the mirror and her eyes rolled back a couple of times for real, I think. Mainly I used my index finger and some thumb. That is not the point of this story.

So, thinking I am usually pretty dang good at connecting the dots and reading chicas (ego), the next session with Secret when she is doing one of her nightly booty calls, I tell her lets try something different and I even go as far to tell her, "I think you will like it "

With the exit of Hot Housewife, Secret is definitely the most anally fixated girl in my line up at the present time. She is the one who flipped for ass eating. One of the ones. By "flipped" I mean renegotiated our arrangement to basically make it "free" when we do our thang.

So who better to get a butt hole massage, right? Wrong. I put her in the same position. She was fully compliant and I think focused on her cell phone as usual. I used lube only. The massage was all external, no entry, the same as with Catgirl.

After about 30 seconds, she jumped up, put all her clothes on, and said, "I don't like it" and left. I asked her if I hurt her and I can't remember what she said. There was no crying, yelling or overt anger, but she split. Weird. Haven't seen her since. We are still sending short texts to each other on Whatsapp but that broke a long string of nightly booty-calls, basically from the first day I saw her this trip. Go figure. Ostee Out. Keep On Keepin' On.

[SpaceChimp]

I'll go back to studying Spanish now.

You might want to add gordibuena to your vocabulary study sheet. https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/a...ar-gordibuena/.

[GreenMonkey]

Has anyone been to Gisell Barra Dance in Laureles? I found references in the forum to their location in Bogota, but don't see any intel on the Medellin location.

[Surfer500]

In respect to colectivos, I think Surfer500 is mistaken in his post referenced above. To quote from the Medellin Guru piece:

"So, with four passengers the new colectivo taxi fare staring in 2021 using the new tunnel route is set at 27,000 pesos per person to Medelland and 23,000 pesos per person for a trip to the airport. The shared taxis from the airport only go to and from the San Diego mall in Medelland. You will need to catch another taxi to or from your location. Also, there are normally yellow taxis lined up here. So, it's easy to catch a taxi. " That was my experience the one time I took a colectivo my first visit here in 2018. Everyone got out at San Diego mall, but, instead of grabbing a taxi, I got my colectivo driver to take me on to Laureles for another 10 k or so. For the budget conscious, I think its a good option to the bus (they leave much more frequently--as soon as they have 4 or 5 passengers.

Good information and thanks for setting the record straight.

Typically when I arrive I've been on a red eye, and trying to save Pesos and having to transfer is just not worth it to me.

I just pay the 80,000 K, and in around 30 minutes I'm at my place. However, the cost savings of using a collectivo will cover the cost of a SW in Centro, and for some on a limited budget it makes perfect sense to use the collectivo. And paying the driver to continue on to Laureles was a good move, you basically got to your place for 1/2 price.

[Osteoknot]

Here is a link to useful Medellin Guru article

But to my way of thinking, Medellin Guru is a piece of crap full of inaccuracies and written at a level that would barely pass Freshman English. Their details about this could be spot-on, who knows and that's the problem, you never know.

The editor who I never met personally strikes me as the kind of guy who embraces the concept of a "digital nomad" being anyone with a laptop computer who is living outside the United States. And his quality improvement is achieved mainy by Search Engine Optimization and not substance.

[Osteoknot]

My top four in my line-up in no particular order:

1. Sacalero's (glue sniffer's) - Anything goes!

2. Deaf Chicas- You can say anything you want to them as long as they can't read lips in English, but they can still yell at you.

3. Deaf / Mute Chicas- You can say anything you want to them and they can't yell back at you, but can moan.

4. Pregnant Chicas- Full of life with a glow, but limited sex positions depending on how many months pregnant.

As I have grown older I have developed a much finer appreciation for the above.
The days of chasing the 7's, 8's, 9's, and 10 Chicas is over for me! LOL.

The reason I was laughing is you implanted a mental image in my brawn of a chica who is a pregnant, deaf-mute, glue-sniffer, jajaja. She is about 5'5", has dark hair slightly matted, dressed in a dirty T-shirt with short shorts undone at the top because she's 7 months pregnant. She would be thin if she weren't pregnant, barefeet or sandals, no make-up. Surprisingly good teeth but she is obviously rough around the edges with visible dirt and bruises on her skin. I think I might find her around El Centro at 4 AM on a Saturday morning.

[Nil Admirari]

There are two types of white taxis for hire at the Airport. One is called a collectivo which is shared with other passengers going to wherever in the City and I have no idea how many different passengers they take or the cost, but unless your the first person being dropped off it make take awhile to get to your destination. .

Here is a link to useful Medellin Guru article that details all five options for transport between both Medellin Airports and the City, updated for 2021 prices: https://medellinguru.com/get-to-mede...zNAfujcnBszQnR.

Note, the article starts with info on getting to the small, in-city Olaya Herrera Airport (EOH). Scroll down for details on six options for transport to and from José María seeórdova International Airport: white airport cabs, yellow taxis, colectivos, public bus, Mobile Apps (Uber, Beat or DiDi), and private driver services.

In respect to colectivos, I think Surfer500 is mistaken in his post referenced above. To quote from the Medellin Guru piece:

"So, with four passengers the new colectivo taxi fare staring in 2021 using the new tunnel route is set at 27,000 pesos per person to Medellíand and 23,000 pesos per person for a trip to the airport. The shared taxis from the airport only go to and from the San Diego mall in Medellíand. You will need to catch another taxi to or from your location. Also, there are normally yellow taxis lined up here. So, it's easy to catch a taxi. " That was my experience the one time I took a colectivo my first visit here in 2018. Everyone got out at San Diego mall, but, instead of grabbing a taxi, I got my colectivo driver to take me on to Laureles for another 10 k or so. For the budget conscious, I think its a good option to the bus (they leave much more frequently--as soon as they have 4 or 5 passengers.

[JjBee62]

So. Your not in to 3 somes then. Haha.

3, 4, 5 and moresome. The most was 8.

However, I don't use any other guys dick (when the group involves other guys). I figure if they haven't figured out how to use it yet, it's not up to me to teach them.

[JustTK]

When I fuck someone, it doesn't matter to me whether someone else thinks she's hot or not. I only use my dick, never anyone else's

So. Your not in to 3 somes then. Haha.

[Surfer500]

In my ranked Top Ten line up there are:

2 miniatures both Paisas.

2 lithe, ideal weight purrfekt figure college girl types.

2 negro girls, one is a chubby, the other is like an Amazon.

1 pale white chubby with red hair.

3 Vennies, a red hair miniature, a "husky" full sized girl my height, and a hard bodied fitness buff.

When I started in the game they had to be like the last one, a "Jane Fonda" (in her prime) fitness girl that looked great in leotards or I wouldn't even pay attention. As I grew older I developed an appreciation for all body types. That has been very liberating and improved my enjoyment level. Ostee Out!

My top four in my line-up in no particular order:

1. Sacalero's (glue sniffer's) - Anything goes!

2. Deaf Chicas- You can say anything you want to them as long as they can't read lips in English, but they can still yell at you.

3. Deaf / Mute Chicas- You can say anything you want to them and they can't yell back at you, but can moan.

4. Pregnant Chicas- Full of life with a glow, but limited sex positions depending on how many months pregnant.

As I have grown older I have developed a much finer appreciation for the above.

The days of chasing the 7's, 8's, 9's, and 10 Chicas is over for me! LOL.