Medellin Reports

[Huacho]

Bottled water is not expensive. Why risk a bad reaction?

Because bottled water is an environmental disaster and is completely unnecessary in MDE. You're going to have to eat food so the local bugs are going in your gut regardless.

[MoonShot]

I am not going to reply to the long post by YyzTravel because it repeats the post and takes up a lot of space. I would recommend to guys here that they don't do that. It's annoying.

Anyway, he makes a lot of good points. One point is that you can have a better experience if you make some effort to make yourself look better. This is not to say that you will have difficulty getting girls if you are a fat slob with money but you might have a better experience if you are a fat well-groomed guy who speaks a little Spanish.

[CeeJay1]

Most are not the same girls but we can agree to disagree. LOL. I have seen the girls from El Centro and the girls from Poblado and most are not the same girls. There may be a few but most of the girls from El Centro would not be able to get business in Poblado. I know that you guys think because a few of the girls are the same, that all the girls are the same or most of them but it is not true in my opinion. For guys who have never been, just go to El Centro and check out the girls and see for yourself.

At Parque Lleras prices even a lot of the top quality ones will stay untouched so you'll be able to see them standing around along with the undesirable ones. A hot one in El Centro will not be standing around long. There was one in Parque Lleras* that I* definitely thought* was better than anything that I'd seen in Gustos or a lot of the clubs around there. If she went to El Centro she would be gone in a minute. That's because at El Centro prices they are quickly sweeped up. And what is mainly the left overs that nobody wants at el centro for that matter is what you generally see. Of course once the hot ones, new comers or up & comers figure out they can get more money else where that's the last you hear of them there. They usually don't work there long. If you want anything generally good in El Centro its waiting game. You have to be quick and early as well as patient. You have to generally browse through there now and then hoping to get lucky. Of course there's more quality SW's hanging around Parque Llares, but they don't get sweeped up like in El Centro and they don't outnumber the ugly ones as far as the SW's go.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Ok guys, it's been a LONG time since I have written a report, but I will do my best to outline this for everyone on what I think is useful I have learned in the past 5 or so y
The best advice I can give you, is go with someone who has gone before. Be open to seeing more than just the inside of a young girls panties, and you will have the time of your life. You will see kind people, beautiful women, amazing food, and best of all it will give you perspective into an amazing emerging culture in which you can be a part of. Cheers, and happy hunting!!

God bless you sir. I appreciate this info. I love the club scene but didn't enjoy my time at la isla. You almost have to buy a bottle in order to enjoy yourself.

[Argo1990]

Ok guys, it's been a LONG time since I have written a report, but I will do my best to outline this for everyone on what I think is useful I have learned in the past 5 or so years. Also, for haters or the "I don't believe you" crowd out there. Save it, I don't come to ISG often, I won't waste time with replying to nonsense. My next trip to MDE will be from 4/28 - 5/3. If you are not an FNG and have made contributions to this board, please reach out and I'm happy to buy you a beer or share a bottle with you one night at a club.

Flights

I have been flying to MDE now for 5+ years, and I can tell you without a doubt that Spirit sucks, but is great for MDE trips. If you are coming from the S.East USA, then fly Spirit through Miami or FLL. Outside of that, both American does direct flights and Delta does a flight that connects through Bogota. I will usually fly 1st class. / Delta 1 and prices are creeping up. It used to be $600 ish and now D1 is creeping up to $1200 or more. Plan ahead, and look forward to a good sex trip. At any given point, I like to have 4-5 trips ahead planned so I can manage my personal and work life around my mongering life. If you don't know about "Scotts Cheap Flights" which is now called "Going", I suggest you sign up. I have booked tickets almost a year in advance with this service and mongered now in 20+ countries flying in first class on the cheap cost with their help. Thank me later once you snag your first trans-ocean business class flight for under 1 k USD.

The MDE airport is easy. Customs line can be hit or miss, 5 minutes, or 2 hours. Be ready and get there fast to avoid a long wait if you are not on the front of the plane. Just be polite, say tourism, and provide the address of your hotel if they ask. Don't chat, just answer their question and move on. Walk through the Duty Free (Rappi has better prices) and get your luggage. Pick up is right outside. I suggest the white colored cabs. They are official airport cabs, and cost like 20mil more. (100 k from MDE airport to Poblado). Once you know the city and get a few good InDrive or Uber drivers, I get their numbers and now I have a book of guys who I will tell I'm coming into town and see who is available for a pick up at 1/2 the price.

Hotels / AirBnB

I have to apologize. The Hotel Marriott on Calle 1aSur USED TO BE the best hotel in all of Medellin to bring girls. Apparently I was cited as one of the largest reasons it no longer is. I am a 19+ year Ambassador level and the note I got from the GM: The parade of women, working girls and party girls though our hotel lobby HAS to stop, we value your status and you are welcome in the hotel, but perhaps consider another location for your personal activities. I have stayed there 50+ times in the last 5 years (including over 200 days in a row during COVID) and I can without a doubt tell you that if you use a blacklight on any room on the 4th floor pool level, or the presidential suite, it will look like a Jackson Pollock painting because of me.

They still allow "1 guest per day", but I was used to bringing in 5+ girls AT A TIME. If you ever went to La Isla and "saw that asshole who brought 5+ girls TO THE STRIP CLUB", that might have been me. (If he was handsome and dressed in Versace). The hotel is still ABSOLUTELY number one for overall value. The rooms are amazing, pool view is incredible, Nau Sushi Bar and The Market food are outstanding, and the executive lounge food and service is top notch. Also, I might be biased considering I have fucked no less than 20 of their employees as well.

Now I stay in AirBnB. I have stayed everywhere from Poblado, Laurelles to Belen. There are tons of amazing ones, no problems with guests and the occasional security who wants a small bribe but it's good for safety when you get someone who is vigilant. I would share my favorites for AirBnBs, but I don't want you all taking them. Just don't be CHEAP and find a nice 2-3 bedroom so you can lock your shit up and still have girls crash over. I have a 5 bedroom, penthouse I like to rent in Poblado that has a rooftop pool that is less per night than a single night at the Marriott.

Money / Culture / Poverty

USD is king around the world, and can be used here, but COP is the way to go. Dont bother bringing cash, get it all from one of two places: Colpatria ATM if you are in Bogota, or Scotia Bank ATM in Medellin. I can take our 4-5M COP a day with no issues from my accounts, fees are low, and you get market rate exchange. Almost everywhere takes a Visa card and its safe for the most part if you are not an idiot putting your card through a skimmer; Bring cash with you at all times for girls, street food and street fucks so you have a limit. NEVER bring cards to a strip club - bad idea. Get cash, and give yourself a limit before you go.

The COP has been rising drastically in the past 2 years, so Colombia is not as cheap as it used to be, but its still one of the best places in the world to fuck for amazing prices. (That is not in Asia). Dont be a cheap ass, and dont haggle girls who are already offering low prices for their services they dont WANT to fuck you, but NEED to fuck you since they want to eat. For the higher end girls, negotiate these all day - these girls are modern day HUSTLERS and the same girl charging me 200mil COP to me for TLN with BBFS CIP will ask for 800mil from you if they think they can get it. Be fair, but firm. Know what you want/are able to, and know there are girls that you can fuck in that price range.

This is a city where MOST people would be considered impoverished. The average Colombian from the many I know, dated, fucked and am now unofficially related to, have been telling me the average MONTHLY salary is around 1. 5 M COP. $400 USD OR WAYYYYY LESS That being said, you can go to MDE on ANY budget, but here is what I consider to be my "reasonable" My daily budget for girls is about 1M COP. I like all girls from the "el centro" girls for the quick 48 mil COP blowjob to the higher end professional types. I have spend 100 mil in a day, or 20 M in a day and had just a good a time. Set yourself a budget, and splurge when reasonable.

The culture for many in Colombia is "gift me as much as possible", "ask for things" and "pretend offense or hurt if you don't get it all". You have to learn that many folks there are literally poorer than you will EVER be, so they will push HARD to get ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can from you. Even some of my girls who are 5+ years friendships will try the occasional hustle, and I remind them I love them, and "I will pray for you, that is better than money" and they remember who they are dealing with. I'm not cheap, in fact it's the opposite, I'm SUPER generous to my girls that is why I have so many. But after a few wives (at least they THOUGHT we were married) and too many girlfriends, I have the hang of things to keep the balance of generosity, but not stupid.

Working / Language

I loved Medellin so much I opened not one, but two businesses there. TONS of positive reasons to do this from tax write offs to employing in some way some of my far too numerous girlfriends (and wives). I still have them there, so if you are in software and feel like reaching out, send me a PM. Colombia is a GREAT place for digital nomads. You could go the visa route, but I'm never there more than 90 days. Most places have free wifi and most girls are almost always "sin datos" on their phone.

LEARN SPANISH. THEN learn Paisa. Go there as a gringo and not make basic attempts to speak will be met with "I am going to hustle this person" attitude. Think about it. Someone shows up in your state, speaks some foreign language at you and expects you to just use the translator. Fuck that. Spanish is EASY to learn. Duolingo. Girls will think its cute, and you will get 10 x better fun, sex, friends. Everyone who goes and doesn't speak Spanish. Expect gringo tax, and gringo prices. Plain and simple.

Clubs

If you dont like Reggaeton, Rap, or Electronica, too fucking bad. That is what 95% of the girls who fuck for money like. Put on what they like, go where they like, and you will have a better time. My favorite clubs are as follows:

El Poblado - Icono Club This place has some of the best DJs and is one of the more expensive clubs to go to. Keep in mind electronica clubs here are just tables people stand around and drink/do drugs. They are VERY different than other parts of the world. Text WhatsApp ahead and the DJ list and pricing for the night. Some nights are buy 1 get one 1 free bottles. These are the nights you offer to bring your girl and all her friends. Just let them know that to come out and drink/do drugs sex is expected and you will tip them well if its good. I will usually do 200mil COP each + taxi for a girl who stays all night and if I fucked her. If I didnt fuck her, its just taxi money.


Calle 45 - El Cielo The Heaven Club: This is a barrio club - DO NOT GO HERE unless you have locals with you and you speak amazing Spanish. Im not saying its not safe, Im saying you will just be an asshole for bringing your gringo ass to their club. These clubs will literally be empty until 1am and all of a sudden be full of girls all high as fuck around the tables. Picking up a girl in a club like this is not the goal - the goal is to go and have fun, get high and dance. You might get a few WhatsApp numbers, but best to bring girls there and go back and fuck later. Calle 45 is amazing and has TONS of clubs, restaurants, and more, but its very local. Once you feel local there, you are officially Paisa.


Las Palmas - La Isla - This is a gringo strip-club, through and through. Expect almost ALL the girls to be cosmetically enhanced, and expect them all to ask you for 1M+ COP for sex. They will ask 600mil COP the next day once you get their WhatsApp and settle for 400mil or less. I ALWAYS ALWAYS show up to the strip club with at least 2-3 girls. This lets all girls know right away he already has girls to fuck, so hustling him is not going to happen. I will ask them to sit down with my girls, share champagne, and then get their numbers. Tell them you can come party with us after if you want and 2/3rds of the time I will get the I get off at 2am, where should I meet at reply. If these girls dont get a client, they will come out to drink and potentially get a tip from you later if they think it will happen. This is why I always keep my room stocked with about 50+ cans of JP champagne, Smirnoff Ice, Pedialyte and candy. I forgot to mention, CANDY. When girls use drugs, their bodies will metabolize sugars REALLY fast, and they fucking love candy. Ever wonder why so many girls are sucking on a lolly pop in Medellin? Its not just so you can imagine getting your dick sucked, but most of them are high as fuck and enjoying the sugar.


Fase2 - Its a locals strip club - the girls will try to hustle you if you are not Colombian or know better. Most of the girls there are bigger, but its a cool place to go and chill with a bottle of Jack. I will have girls come sit on my lap and feel them up for an overpriced drink, but its a nice chill spot. They no NOT allow smoking inside.


Parque Lleras - threre a tons of clubs here. They will all try to pull you in and offer free XYZ or free admission. Never pay a penny to go in those clubs (except Gusto, which is 50mil COP). I like many of the clubs, and I will say YMMV based on the night of the week, amount of guys/girls there, holidays, etc. I go to PL to party, and if I dont pull a girl home, Im not upset. I like getting a bottle and having 30+ girls trying to make eye contact with me all night. I can tell within 30 seconds of them sitting down if they will stay or not, I pull the up close, get them a drink, and go for a first kiss. If its not full of passion and tongue, I let them stay until the drink is over, touching their body of course, and then say thank you nicely and they leave.

Girls / Pricing

OK - finally the section you have been waiting for Girls in MDE I would put into these categories below. (Also, I'm listing prices for me, YMMV. I'm mid-40's, attractive, well built, dress well and I'm wealthy). Sorry to those of you who are not, life is not fucking fair, get over it.

What you should know about Colombia girls/women
They will show up late, EVERY FUCKING TIME. NEVER EVER EVER EVER WAIT for a Colombia girl, as you will get angry, it will be 2 hours later, they are still in traffic which means they havent left yet, etc. Those girls have no concept of a real life with priorities and schedules etc (what do you expect of a 19 year old prostitute?). Just be ready for them to be late, and if your time is that important, tell them 30/60 minutes AHEAD of when you need to see them. Once you know a girl well you can say show up on time or I will pay less and then they get the picture. (They will still be late, but less late). Also, send girls away if they dont come DRESSED TO IMPRESS. If a girl shows up not arranged, then send their ass away. A girls cultural and social value in Colombia is EXTREMELY based on their femininity. If they dont show up looking amazing as fuck, tell them to go back and arrange if they want to see you again. (Unless you are going in the pool or something, and then I tell them to bring all their shit to shower and arrange afterwards before we go out)

Keep in mind a lot of these girls will schedule guys IN BETWEEN your visit and another, so if they are running late, they may have another guys dick in them. This is why I always like to invite 2-3 girls so if they are late, I tell them dont bother or have them meet me after I have fucked and they get 1/3 of the money, etc. I used to sit and wait, and get angry about girls and the culture like this now I have learned to adapt and simply flow with it. Never wait to eat for them eat and then when they show up (if they do on time) you order their food. If they are on the way ask them to share their WhatsApp location with you if they dont, they are not on the way.


Overall Tips
Treat girls LIKE HUMAN BEINGS. Have drinks, small snacks, and other niceties in your room and its far better than show up and fuck. A basic trip to the grocery store for what costs next to nothing will give you a 10x better experience, plus, likely to make the girl WANT to be with you. I cant count the times girls will smile and blush when I offer them champagne and order in pizza before smash that young pussy all night :). Girls like to pose in your fancy room for pictures to show off as status to their friends - so what would have been a quick 30 min fuck turns into 3 hours of her there with me taking videos of her, fucking her multiples times, getting her to show me her friends for raw-threesomes and planning to go to a club that night to dance and bring home her whole pack of girlies. Nothing like waking up in the morning to 4-5 girls passed out in bed. I always tell them I like morning sex, so if you wake up with me fucking you, dont be surprised. Uffff sleepy sex :) Some of them will just lay there until you finish and go back to sleep with your cum inside them. SO DAMN HOT.


Street Walkers
- These are the girls you will find in el-centro. Some of these girls fuck the NASTIEST guys (and are NASTY girls themselves). YOU NEED TO WEAR A CONDOM if you go with these girls for sex. Asking price is usually 40-50mil COP for FULL SEX. Dont expect fancy, but you can find the occasional diamond in the rough down there. I like to go to el-centro to eat lunch, buy clothes/shoes/etc and then get a nice long BJ. I will ask to see their smile/teeth and then ass. All I care about is that head bobbing up and down on my dick while I look at their ass in the thong. For a $12 mid-day lunch blow-job, you cant beat it. I dont recommend anything more with these girls, and they are literally ULTRA high volume. (Before you guys tell me some girls go to Lleras that work in el-centro- yep, I know that, but the caliber of street girls who have seen 20,000 dicks in their life and a Lleras girl who is 18-23 and fucking because they want some new sneakers are different). Average looks I would say are 4/5 out of 10.


Parque Lleras (PL) / Bar girls
Fuck BEFORE you to to Parque Lleras and then you wont be ready to fuck the first girl who smiles at you. This is a party spot for gringo and people with moderate/lots of money. Expect girls ranging from 5 all the way to 10 here. They stand in the parque, go inside the clubs, work in the clubs (Gusto) and literally ANY girl in PL is available to fuck. I have fucked more than one waitress, server, the girl selling drinks in the street, etc. That is why they are there. The earlier in the night, the higher price you will get; I suggest going between 9pm - 11pm. Go into a club, buy a bottle and drink, dance and enjoy kissing tons of girls. Talk to them, share your drugs with them (or them with you), have a good time and then around 1am THEN you ask them if they want to leave with you. Most girls will ask for 400-600mil, but most will accept 200-400mil depending upon what you want once its late.

If a girl in the PL wants to leave to fuck quickly, service will be rushed, and they are looking to return to the parque for more clients. Maybe you want a quick smash/dash, and that is fine, but if you do, tell them it will be quick so only 100-200mil. Most girls in PL will do BBJ but ask for a condom for sex - this is actually good since they want to stay clean :). Girls who do no-condom very easy Im very suspicious of (I might still do it though :). Girls who ask for condom sex will usually take it off for another 200mil. If I find a beautiful girl who I can tell who has not had a lot of mileage, Im wanting BBFS for sure and likely will CIP or facial them. Get their WhatsApp, and repeat with these girls before they go to the park and prices come down :).

But YYZ, how can you tell? After 25+ years of doing this I can just tell.. Simple signs are a girl who has normal (or less prostitutey) clothes, and non-VS panties, non-stripper heels and looks like she might be a bit shy or nervous, uff those are my types.

Independents / Prepagos
Most of these girls got started through FB of some online site. (PhotoPrepagos, etc). These are girls who are 5-9 in looks, and range from under the legal age to 25ish. They will advertise somewhere and have a giant list of gringos / foreigners they have already fucked for repeat business. Ever wonder what 1/2 of the girls are doing on their phone while you are out at a club? They are doing 1 of 2 things: MOST LIKLEY posting sexy pictures or angles of them in a club to show how great their life is to their friends, etc. Secondarily its looking at all the other status of the girls to then ask if they can come and party/get paid. These girls are my favorite as once you get a few you like, you get their friends numbers, and your book grows from 3 girls to 700+ after a few years. I checked my contacts this morning and I have over 700 girls in my WhatsApp with the PP prefix in front of it :)

A lot of these girls have become my friends in real life, and when I come in town they come over to chill at the pool, take nice pictures, or just want me to take them out to dinner and fuck them. These girls will ask 300-400 COP AN HOUR, and pricing will all depend upon your looks, age, style, where you are staying, Spanish ability, etc. The more you know them, you will stabilize at usually 400 for TLN + small pleasantries, but that is a tiny price to pay for a girl who is most likely still in high-school / trade school there. REMEMBER to check ID, you dont need to be going to prison over snatch when Medellin is literally the easiest place on the planet to get good pussy.

These are the girls I will go to Victorias secret before I travel and buy all the XS panties in the sale bin. Like 50+ pair. I get TONS of gift bags/boxes and my room is covered in VS boxes. I have had more than a few fall for me romantically, and I have fallen for more than a few of them myself romantically. At any given point, I probably am saying I love you to about 8-9 girls each morning. Hard not to when you wake up at 2am with a 19 year old beauty sucking your dick and sincerly asking me to give them a baby. I have never had to such passionate and good sex when these girls catch feelings for you, and you for them.

Massage Girls
These are the girls who work at the massage parlor, who also escort on the side. You will overpay for sub-par quiet in-house massage parlor sex. Medellin is so open about prostitution, that doing it clandestine is the most likely way to get a bad deal. Go to a legit massage place, get a nice massage, and if you like the girl, ask for WhatsApp and if she gives it to you, then you negotiate price later. You can get a solid REAL massage, and then sex for less money than you likely paid the massage place in the first place. For a REAL massage + Deep cleansing Facial + Sex 400-700mil is a good price. Im talking about the girls who show up in uniform, have all their own tools, bring a massage table, and later you bareback the shit out of that pussy that is something I will pay 700mil COP for. These girls are usually 23 - 35 and still beautiful since they are so hung up on looks as their profession. ALL OF THEM have their own cosmetology business outside of work, and want to make it on my own since the spas there take 70% off the top from them and they provide all the services.

Facebook / Online
Just like TikTok was created to watch teens dance sexy (god bless this application), Facebook is Colombia is like the yellow-pages for Prepagos. Here is how this works. Make yourself a fake account (use your real account and one day gaurentteed you are going to get blackmailed). Once you have a fake account search for Medallo or Medellin in the search bar and look for girls who have an open friend list and all the girls are ridiculously hot. Add about 20-30 per day (overadd and you will get quick banned). Then you just watch all their statuses and the girls who are posting 1/2 naked pics or thong bathing suit pictures in the mirror - there you go. Send them an hola amor and if they reply back - you can ask for a date, tell them you want to see them, and boom - you are connected. Make sure to see an ID if you are not 10000% sure they are overage, Colombian Cops and even the US are using FB as their primary go-to for entrapment of guys for underage sex. Once you get one good solid girl, you add all her friends, and then their friends, and all of a sudden you have 4000+ girls in Medellin. Its like a buffet of young and for-sale vagina.

Keep in mind - filters are a powerful thing. Make sure you look at lots of pics of the girls to get past the instagram sparkle photo you fell in love with.

Non-Pros / Normal Colombian Girls / Etc
Sex on a first date with a normal Colombia girl is about 75% expected. I have fucked every girl under the sun from receptionists at the Marriott, to Juan Valdez girls, to attorneys, etc. Its a very sex forward culture, and if you manage to get a real date, as long as you are not an ugly cheapskate douchebag, you will score sex on date 1. Here is usually my playbook.

* Im out at a mall and I see an amazing girl working in a clothing store. I look around and tell here Im looking to buy something nice for my mother (or sister) and you get points right away.
* You thank them for helping you, and say maybe they would just like flowers instead. They think its sweet and you still get to talk to them.
* You say I usually never do this type of thing, but would you be open for a drink or dinner? You are just really beautiful and Im new to Colombia If they give you their WhatsApp number, boom, you just got a date.
* Dont be too eager - ask them to text you that night or the next day and arrange something like this. I loved meeting you at ZYX store - how about insert popular dinner place at 7:30pm? While you are there, tell them you have an amazing bottle of wine (or beers if they are drinking beers) at your place and you can go back and listen to music and learn more about each other.
* If her shoes come off - you are going to fuck. Simple as that. If a girl keeps her shoes on once she is inside (unless you have a dirty ass floor), she is not expecting to take her pants off. Shoes off, pants off.
* Put on music SHE likes - almost all Colombians like Reggaeton (or Reggetaon Viejo), electronica or traditional Colombian music. Stand up to dance (even if you cant and after 20 seconds - boom, move in to kiss).

Cosmetic Surgery / Health

Thats right, you read that header correctly. Colombias NUMBER FUCKING TWO export is elective surgery. I have had two hair transplants, gastric surgery, teeth fixes, etc, etc. I literally look 15 years younger, and feel 10x better. Its on average 1/3 the price of the USA and the quality of both care and doctors are better. Every single trip I will get a cleaning facial, vitamin c injection, plasma for my hair, botox, teeth whitening, deep tissue massages are more the only place on earth probably better for low cost and high quality spa-treatments is Pattaya Thailand.

Did you know that girls like fucking men who are more attractive and not lazy slobs? Dress well (in fake brand clothes of course you buy down in el centro), take care of yourself, and all of a sudden you will have girls WANTING to be with you, vs WILLING to be with you for money. Unlike my drug contacts, these contacts Im happy to share with you - PM me if you are interested and not just looking to waste my time. Google search first, and prove you are not just some rando looking for something they will never use and I will happily share details, pricing and more with you if you are serious about getting into better health. Best thing you can do for your sex life is to be active and in shape. I know we go for vacation to fuck, but guys, take the time to workout everyday, (even if its just walking). If you are there long periods of time, join a gym and stare at all the young girls in spandex. Seriously, just get outside and start moving. Your body will thank you.

Vitamins - I know this is an odd thing - but Im telling you this: There are some meds that I just wont travel without:

Sunflower Lecithin - this stuff comes in HUGE horse pills, and taste disgusting. But when paired with 25mg of Zinc you will literally boost your cum production 5x. I like to be able to paint a girls face proper. The more cum you make, the better your orgasm. Plain and simple.
PrEP - this is a prescription medication that is an ANTI-HIV / blocker. If you are barebacking girls in high volume (or any volume), I strongly recommend it.
DoxyCycline - this stuff in combination with PrEP is known to block almost all other STDs / STIS.
HPV vaccine - if you dont have this (its a series of 3 vaccines- fucking get it. Makes you immune to HPV.

The goal here is to fuck as much raw as possible and protect yourself from getting sick. Im also fixed so I dont worry about babies, but guys, these girls are poor as it is, if you make a baby, take care of it. If you dont - youre a trash terrible person and I hope you burn in hell. Babies are Gods gift to this earth.

Drugs

I won't go into the section too much since honestly, I don't recommend using drugs to anyone. I use them from time to time, but only in Colombia. What I will tell you is most younger working girls will perform 2 x as good on Tussi, and it will turn a 1 hour session into 3-4 hours of animal BBFS and passion if you get good stuff. Get your contacts from the girls. The going rate is 65-80 mil COP cada punto. Any less you should not pay as it's either not real, or dangerously cut with fentenol. The only drugs at all I recommend are Tussi, Ecstasy tabs and Coke. Everything else in MDE is trash and likely to get you killed.

Caution / Danger

There are a lot of very poor, very bad and very desperate people when it comes to poverty. If I was poor, would I feel bad about drugging a gringo so I could sell his overpriced phone to get money to feed my kids? You bet your life. I have gone to Colombia more than most people on the forum, and I have NEVER had an issue. Here is what I suggest.

* Put your stuff away. This means when you leave your place, ALWAYS think you might be bringing a girl back. Put your computer away, fancy toiletries, etc. (Girls will steal your cologne in a heart beat if they think they can get away with it). I know its a pain, but this is why I will get 2/3/4 bedrooms and just lock doors. Until I trust a girl, which takes a while there, I dont ever leave them alone in my place.

* Don't "dar papaya". This means. Don't ask to get robbed. Don't walk around with your $1500 US cell phone out snapping pictures like an idiot.

* Don't pull out big money in public. Keep small amounts in one pocket- and your larger amount in a zipper pocket and shift money in private.

* Wear fake jewelry. Most Colombians are anyways, so you will fit in more with a fake Gucci shirt than you will with your idiotic NFL shirt. That is just advertising to get mugged.

* Wear a crossbody bag. Keep your shit in front of you in a bag that clips / straps over your body and you are 100x harder to rob.

* If a girl is not willing to send you a copy of her ID or let you see it / take a picture. WALK AWAY. There are 1000x other hot girls less than 10 minutes away.

* Girls you just met like to offer threesomes as it's 1/2 the work for the same money EACH, and they are safer with a friend. If a girl brings a friend along that you didn't ask for, it's to hustle you. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

* Make sure you take PREP and cycle antibiotics. Girls will say they are clean, but the 5 guys they fucked before might have been lying. I have BBed over 800 girls in MDE and still clean to this day. Prep+Doxycycline pretty much makes you immune to STDS. (Sure it ruins your liver, but fuck livers).

*Remember that Colombia mongering life IS NOT REAL. Don't get sucked into the hype. Your life at home is your life. Once you can't stop thinking about mongering, you have gone too far.

* GET ID! GET ID! GET ID! Colombia police LOVE busting guys for child trafficking. There have been so many hotels closed and guys going to jail in the news recently, you need to be hyper aware here. I have met girls as YOUNG AS 11 years old with 10+ tattoos who could pass for 17/18 who are already working the streets. GUYS. DON'T FUCK LITTLE KIDS. Dont say its the culture there - they are doing it out of desperation. There is a SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU IF YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF / ABUSE CHILDREN

I have been in the best parts, and I guarantee you the WORST parts of Colombia. I MARRIED into a VERY poor family and have seen true desperation and children going hungry. Even then they were some of the KINDEST people I have ever met. Don't be an asshole, be good to humans, and don't be an idiot and you should be ok.

Relationships

I can't count the number of times I have fallen in love in Colombia. Like REAL romantic love. I MARRIED one girl (there are a lot of posts about her in this very forum including great nudes of her too)(I still fucked everything that moved), but I loved this girl with all my heart. I have 10+ girls who I love like little sisters (I still fuck them), but I help them with clothes for school, birthday gifts, have met their families, been to weddings, funerals, Christmas at their house and more. Colombians are some of the most passionate and warm people in the world (probably only 2nd to Brazil). If you are single, you are VERY likely to fall in love - if you do fall in love... please don't make the mistake I made (will continue to make). Just be honest, tell them you like fucking lots of women, and you will find a girl there who will let you fuck everyone and anyone and still love you (if you take care of her and. her family). Word of warning here: I have NEVER seen a hot Colombian woman over 45 years old. These girls AGE HARD. If you are going to get into a relationship, AIM YOUNG (18-23) and you will be dead before they get ugly.

Food / Rappi

Some of the very best food can be found in Colombia! Dont just limit yourself to hotel food, but explore out there and look up good restaurants. Everything from fresh chicharron, to mazorca, to arepas con salsa aji fresco. Guys, even if you are not a foodie you should be eating like a king when in Colombia. I recommend Desayunadero for all you Poblado guys. They have an amazing breakfast/brunch and its an amazing portion. Dont overeat, and make sure you get the food to go to give to homeless people outside vs it just going into the garbage. There other places like Collosal, Oudres Carnes de Res, La Matriaca and more.


Rappi - Rappi is fucking amazing for food delivery, alcohol delivery, CASH delivery from ATMS and more. I use it every country they have it, and WISH they had it in the USA. Uber fucking sucks, dont try to compare it. I can order a burger and beer from Rappi in Medellin and have it in my hands in less than 10 minutes with Rappi turbo. This is great for ordering girls food / alcohol and not waiting forever. You would be amazed and what 40mil COP burger and fries will do.

I dont what category this goes in / Rants

GUYS - GROOM YOUR FUCKING DICK. I cant believe the number of guys who dont do this - the stories I hear from these girls. Keep the hair short, shave your dick and balls and make it look fucking presentable. Holy shit, you would think this is common knowledge, and guys want a nice and clean pussy, but have a gross as crotch themselves. HOLY SHIT guys, seriously. GIRLS TALK TOO. The number of you guys on here that girls talk about with the fat white guy belly, or Indians never shave their balls or some other nonsense. Have good grooming and dont be that guy.

DO NOT RIP GIRLS OFF - I have heard horror stories from girls getting ripped off by gringos and it GIVES US ALL A BAD NAME. If you want pussy, PAY FOR IT. If you rip girls off - they will post pictures of you, and one day that is going to come back to haunt you 10000x harder.

In closing. My years in Colombia have been some of the best of my life. I have become closer to God learning true religious culture. I have fucked literally 100's of women, had 3-somes, 4-somes, 5-somes, and FAR more once with 23 girls + me in a place in Guatape. The smell of vagina was HEAVENLY and one of my best memories in life. I have CIPed enough girls to literally have 200+ kids and I have met some of my very best friends in life there. I have had amazing times where I did too many drugs in a club and a girl would bring be home and her grandmother would make me soup, or been blessed with the chance to help a friend welcome a new baby into their world and attend family lunches, christenings and more. I'm godfather to countless kids, and I help families provide Christmas presented for their kids for Christmas. I have opened businesses there, I employ 85+ people now in Colombia and consider it to be my 2nd home on this planet and I'm part of that community. I'm more Paisa than most Colombians, the biggest difference being I'm pretty damn rich. I enjoy the expensive clubs in Poblado, and the barrio ones on calle 45.

The best advice I can give you, is go with someone who has gone before. Be open to seeing more than just the inside of a young girls panties, and you will have the time of your life. You will see kind people, beautiful women, amazing food, and best of all it will give you perspective into an amazing emerging culture in which you can be a part of. Cheers, and happy hunting!!

Informative. Cheers for that, even if it reads like Andrew Tate wrote it.

[StudBucket]

Ok guys, it's been a LONG time since I have written a report, but I will do my best to outline this for everyone on what I think is useful I have learned in the past 5 or so years. Also, for haters or the "I don't believe you" crowd out there. Save it, I don't come to ISG often, I won't waste time with replying to nonsense. My next trip to MDE will be from 4/28 - 5/3. If you are not an FNG and have made contributions to this board, please reach out and I'm happy to buy you a beer or share a bottle with you one night at a club.

Flights

I have been flying to MDE now for 5+ years, and I can tell you without a doubt that Spirit sucks, but is great for MDE trips. If you are coming from the S.East USA, then fly Spirit through Miami or FLL. Outside of that, both American does direct flights and Delta does a flight that connects through Bogota. I will usually fly 1st class. / Delta 1 and prices are creeping up. It used to be $600 ish and now D1 is creeping up to $1200 or more. Plan ahead, and look forward to a good sex trip. At any given point, I like to have 4-5 trips ahead planned so I can manage my personal and work life around my mongering life. If you don't know about "Scotts Cheap Flights" which is now called "Going", I suggest you sign up. I have booked tickets almost a year in advance with this service and mongered now in 20+ countries flying in first class on the cheap cost with their help. Thank me later once you snag your first trans-ocean business class flight for under 1 k USD.

The MDE airport is easy. Customs line can be hit or miss, 5 minutes, or 2 hours. Be ready and get there fast to avoid a long wait if you are not on the front of the plane. Just be polite, say tourism, and provide the address of your hotel if they ask. Don't chat, just answer their question and move on. Walk through the Duty Free (Rappi has better prices) and get your luggage. Pick up is right outside. I suggest the white colored cabs. They are official airport cabs, and cost like 20mil more. (100 k from MDE airport to Poblado). Once you know the city and get a few good InDrive or Uber drivers, I get their numbers and now I have a book of guys who I will tell I'm coming into town and see who is available for a pick up at 1/2 the price.

Hotels / AirBnB

I have to apologize. The Hotel Marriott on Calle 1aSur USED TO BE the best hotel in all of Medellin to bring girls. Apparently I was cited as one of the largest reasons it no longer is. I am a 19+ year Ambassador level and the note I got from the GM: The parade of women, working girls and party girls though our hotel lobby HAS to stop, we value your status and you are welcome in the hotel, but perhaps consider another location for your personal activities. I have stayed there 50+ times in the last 5 years (including over 200 days in a row during COVID) and I can without a doubt tell you that if you use a blacklight on any room on the 4th floor pool level, or the presidential suite, it will look like a Jackson Pollock painting because of me.

They still allow "1 guest per day", but I was used to bringing in 5+ girls AT A TIME. If you ever went to La Isla and "saw that asshole who brought 5+ girls TO THE STRIP CLUB", that might have been me. (If he was handsome and dressed in Versace). The hotel is still ABSOLUTELY number one for overall value. The rooms are amazing, pool view is incredible, Nau Sushi Bar and The Market food are outstanding, and the executive lounge food and service is top notch. Also, I might be biased considering I have fucked no less than 20 of their employees as well.

Now I stay in AirBnB. I have stayed everywhere from Poblado, Laurelles to Belen. There are tons of amazing ones, no problems with guests and the occasional security who wants a small bribe but it's good for safety when you get someone who is vigilant. I would share my favorites for AirBnBs, but I don't want you all taking them. Just don't be CHEAP and find a nice 2-3 bedroom so you can lock your shit up and still have girls crash over. I have a 5 bedroom, penthouse I like to rent in Poblado that has a rooftop pool that is less per night than a single night at the Marriott.

Money / Culture / Poverty

USD is king around the world, and can be used here, but COP is the way to go. Dont bother bringing cash, get it all from one of two places: Colpatria ATM if you are in Bogota, or Scotia Bank ATM in Medellin. I can take our 4-5M COP a day with no issues from my accounts, fees are low, and you get market rate exchange. Almost everywhere takes a Visa card and its safe for the most part if you are not an idiot putting your card through a skimmer; Bring cash with you at all times for girls, street food and street fucks so you have a limit. NEVER bring cards to a strip club - bad idea. Get cash, and give yourself a limit before you go.

The COP has been rising drastically in the past 2 years, so Colombia is not as cheap as it used to be, but its still one of the best places in the world to fuck for amazing prices. (That is not in Asia). Dont be a cheap ass, and dont haggle girls who are already offering low prices for their services they dont WANT to fuck you, but NEED to fuck you since they want to eat. For the higher end girls, negotiate these all day - these girls are modern day HUSTLERS and the same girl charging me 200mil COP to me for TLN with BBFS CIP will ask for 800mil from you if they think they can get it. Be fair, but firm. Know what you want/are able to, and know there are girls that you can fuck in that price range.

This is a city where MOST people would be considered impoverished. The average Colombian from the many I know, dated, fucked and am now unofficially related to, have been telling me the average MONTHLY salary is around 1. 5 M COP. $400 USD OR WAYYYYY LESS That being said, you can go to MDE on ANY budget, but here is what I consider to be my "reasonable" My daily budget for girls is about 1M COP. I like all girls from the "el centro" girls for the quick 48 mil COP blowjob to the higher end professional types. I have spend 100 mil in a day, or 20 M in a day and had just a good a time. Set yourself a budget, and splurge when reasonable.

The culture for many in Colombia is "gift me as much as possible", "ask for things" and "pretend offense or hurt if you don't get it all". You have to learn that many folks there are literally poorer than you will EVER be, so they will push HARD to get ANYTHING and EVERYTHING they can from you. Even some of my girls who are 5+ years friendships will try the occasional hustle, and I remind them I love them, and "I will pray for you, that is better than money" and they remember who they are dealing with. I'm not cheap, in fact it's the opposite, I'm SUPER generous to my girls that is why I have so many. But after a few wives (at least they THOUGHT we were married) and too many girlfriends, I have the hang of things to keep the balance of generosity, but not stupid.

Working / Language

I loved Medellin so much I opened not one, but two businesses there. TONS of positive reasons to do this from tax write offs to employing in some way some of my far too numerous girlfriends (and wives). I still have them there, so if you are in software and feel like reaching out, send me a PM. Colombia is a GREAT place for digital nomads. You could go the visa route, but I'm never there more than 90 days. Most places have free wifi and most girls are almost always "sin datos" on their phone.

LEARN SPANISH. THEN learn Paisa. Go there as a gringo and not make basic attempts to speak will be met with "I am going to hustle this person" attitude. Think about it. Someone shows up in your state, speaks some foreign language at you and expects you to just use the translator. Fuck that. Spanish is EASY to learn. Duolingo. Girls will think its cute, and you will get 10 x better fun, sex, friends. Everyone who goes and doesn't speak Spanish. Expect gringo tax, and gringo prices. Plain and simple.

Clubs

If you dont like Reggaeton, Rap, or Electronica, too fucking bad. That is what 95% of the girls who fuck for money like. Put on what they like, go where they like, and you will have a better time. My favorite clubs are as follows:

El Poblado - Icono Club This place has some of the best DJs and is one of the more expensive clubs to go to. Keep in mind electronica clubs here are just tables people stand around and drink/do drugs. They are VERY different than other parts of the world. Text WhatsApp ahead and the DJ list and pricing for the night. Some nights are buy 1 get one 1 free bottles. These are the nights you offer to bring your girl and all her friends. Just let them know that to come out and drink/do drugs sex is expected and you will tip them well if its good. I will usually do 200mil COP each + taxi for a girl who stays all night and if I fucked her. If I didnt fuck her, its just taxi money.


Calle 45 - El Cielo The Heaven Club: This is a barrio club - DO NOT GO HERE unless you have locals with you and you speak amazing Spanish. Im not saying its not safe, Im saying you will just be an asshole for bringing your gringo ass to their club. These clubs will literally be empty until 1am and all of a sudden be full of girls all high as fuck around the tables. Picking up a girl in a club like this is not the goal - the goal is to go and have fun, get high and dance. You might get a few WhatsApp numbers, but best to bring girls there and go back and fuck later. Calle 45 is amazing and has TONS of clubs, restaurants, and more, but its very local. Once you feel local there, you are officially Paisa.


Las Palmas - La Isla - This is a gringo strip-club, through and through. Expect almost ALL the girls to be cosmetically enhanced, and expect them all to ask you for 1M+ COP for sex. They will ask 600mil COP the next day once you get their WhatsApp and settle for 400mil or less. I ALWAYS ALWAYS show up to the strip club with at least 2-3 girls. This lets all girls know right away he already has girls to fuck, so hustling him is not going to happen. I will ask them to sit down with my girls, share champagne, and then get their numbers. Tell them you can come party with us after if you want and 2/3rds of the time I will get the I get off at 2am, where should I meet at reply. If these girls dont get a client, they will come out to drink and potentially get a tip from you later if they think it will happen. This is why I always keep my room stocked with about 50+ cans of JP champagne, Smirnoff Ice, Pedialyte and candy. I forgot to mention, CANDY. When girls use drugs, their bodies will metabolize sugars REALLY fast, and they fucking love candy. Ever wonder why so many girls are sucking on a lolly pop in Medellin? Its not just so you can imagine getting your dick sucked, but most of them are high as fuck and enjoying the sugar.


Fase2 - Its a locals strip club - the girls will try to hustle you if you are not Colombian or know better. Most of the girls there are bigger, but its a cool place to go and chill with a bottle of Jack. I will have girls come sit on my lap and feel them up for an overpriced drink, but its a nice chill spot. They no NOT allow smoking inside.


Parque Lleras - threre a tons of clubs here. They will all try to pull you in and offer free XYZ or free admission. Never pay a penny to go in those clubs (except Gusto, which is 50mil COP). I like many of the clubs, and I will say YMMV based on the night of the week, amount of guys/girls there, holidays, etc. I go to PL to party, and if I dont pull a girl home, Im not upset. I like getting a bottle and having 30+ girls trying to make eye contact with me all night. I can tell within 30 seconds of them sitting down if they will stay or not, I pull the up close, get them a drink, and go for a first kiss. If its not full of passion and tongue, I let them stay until the drink is over, touching their body of course, and then say thank you nicely and they leave.

Girls / Pricing

OK - finally the section you have been waiting for Girls in MDE I would put into these categories below. (Also, I'm listing prices for me, YMMV. I'm mid-40's, attractive, well built, dress well and I'm wealthy). Sorry to those of you who are not, life is not fucking fair, get over it.

What you should know about Colombia girls/women
They will show up late, EVERY FUCKING TIME. NEVER EVER EVER EVER WAIT for a Colombia girl, as you will get angry, it will be 2 hours later, they are still in traffic which means they havent left yet, etc. Those girls have no concept of a real life with priorities and schedules etc (what do you expect of a 19 year old prostitute?). Just be ready for them to be late, and if your time is that important, tell them 30/60 minutes AHEAD of when you need to see them. Once you know a girl well you can say show up on time or I will pay less and then they get the picture. (They will still be late, but less late). Also, send girls away if they dont come DRESSED TO IMPRESS. If a girl shows up not arranged, then send their ass away. A girls cultural and social value in Colombia is EXTREMELY based on their femininity. If they dont show up looking amazing as fuck, tell them to go back and arrange if they want to see you again. (Unless you are going in the pool or something, and then I tell them to bring all their shit to shower and arrange afterwards before we go out)

Keep in mind a lot of these girls will schedule guys IN BETWEEN your visit and another, so if they are running late, they may have another guys dick in them. This is why I always like to invite 2-3 girls so if they are late, I tell them dont bother or have them meet me after I have fucked and they get 1/3 of the money, etc. I used to sit and wait, and get angry about girls and the culture like this now I have learned to adapt and simply flow with it. Never wait to eat for them eat and then when they show up (if they do on time) you order their food. If they are on the way ask them to share their WhatsApp location with you if they dont, they are not on the way.


Overall Tips
Treat girls LIKE HUMAN BEINGS. Have drinks, small snacks, and other niceties in your room and its far better than show up and fuck. A basic trip to the grocery store for what costs next to nothing will give you a 10x better experience, plus, likely to make the girl WANT to be with you. I cant count the times girls will smile and blush when I offer them champagne and order in pizza before smash that young pussy all night :). Girls like to pose in your fancy room for pictures to show off as status to their friends - so what would have been a quick 30 min fuck turns into 3 hours of her there with me taking videos of her, fucking her multiples times, getting her to show me her friends for raw-threesomes and planning to go to a club that night to dance and bring home her whole pack of girlies. Nothing like waking up in the morning to 4-5 girls passed out in bed. I always tell them I like morning sex, so if you wake up with me fucking you, dont be surprised. Uffff sleepy sex :) Some of them will just lay there until you finish and go back to sleep with your cum inside them. SO DAMN HOT.


Street Walkers
- These are the girls you will find in el-centro. Some of these girls fuck the NASTIEST guys (and are NASTY girls themselves). YOU NEED TO WEAR A CONDOM if you go with these girls for sex. Asking price is usually 40-50mil COP for FULL SEX. Dont expect fancy, but you can find the occasional diamond in the rough down there. I like to go to el-centro to eat lunch, buy clothes/shoes/etc and then get a nice long BJ. I will ask to see their smile/teeth and then ass. All I care about is that head bobbing up and down on my dick while I look at their ass in the thong. For a $12 mid-day lunch blow-job, you cant beat it. I dont recommend anything more with these girls, and they are literally ULTRA high volume. (Before you guys tell me some girls go to Lleras that work in el-centro- yep, I know that, but the caliber of street girls who have seen 20,000 dicks in their life and a Lleras girl who is 18-23 and fucking because they want some new sneakers are different). Average looks I would say are 4/5 out of 10.


Parque Lleras (PL) / Bar girls
Fuck BEFORE you to to Parque Lleras and then you wont be ready to fuck the first girl who smiles at you. This is a party spot for gringo and people with moderate/lots of money. Expect girls ranging from 5 all the way to 10 here. They stand in the parque, go inside the clubs, work in the clubs (Gusto) and literally ANY girl in PL is available to fuck. I have fucked more than one waitress, server, the girl selling drinks in the street, etc. That is why they are there. The earlier in the night, the higher price you will get; I suggest going between 9pm - 11pm. Go into a club, buy a bottle and drink, dance and enjoy kissing tons of girls. Talk to them, share your drugs with them (or them with you), have a good time and then around 1am THEN you ask them if they want to leave with you. Most girls will ask for 400-600mil, but most will accept 200-400mil depending upon what you want once its late.

If a girl in the PL wants to leave to fuck quickly, service will be rushed, and they are looking to return to the parque for more clients. Maybe you want a quick smash/dash, and that is fine, but if you do, tell them it will be quick so only 100-200mil. Most girls in PL will do BBJ but ask for a condom for sex - this is actually good since they want to stay clean :). Girls who do no-condom very easy Im very suspicious of (I might still do it though :). Girls who ask for condom sex will usually take it off for another 200mil. If I find a beautiful girl who I can tell who has not had a lot of mileage, Im wanting BBFS for sure and likely will CIP or facial them. Get their WhatsApp, and repeat with these girls before they go to the park and prices come down :).

But YYZ, how can you tell? After 25+ years of doing this I can just tell.. Simple signs are a girl who has normal (or less prostitutey) clothes, and non-VS panties, non-stripper heels and looks like she might be a bit shy or nervous, uff those are my types.

Independents / Prepagos
Most of these girls got started through FB of some online site. (PhotoPrepagos, etc). These are girls who are 5-9 in looks, and range from under the legal age to 25ish. They will advertise somewhere and have a giant list of gringos / foreigners they have already fucked for repeat business. Ever wonder what 1/2 of the girls are doing on their phone while you are out at a club? They are doing 1 of 2 things: MOST LIKLEY posting sexy pictures or angles of them in a club to show how great their life is to their friends, etc. Secondarily its looking at all the other status of the girls to then ask if they can come and party/get paid. These girls are my favorite as once you get a few you like, you get their friends numbers, and your book grows from 3 girls to 700+ after a few years. I checked my contacts this morning and I have over 700 girls in my WhatsApp with the PP prefix in front of it :)

A lot of these girls have become my friends in real life, and when I come in town they come over to chill at the pool, take nice pictures, or just want me to take them out to dinner and fuck them. These girls will ask 300-400 COP AN HOUR, and pricing will all depend upon your looks, age, style, where you are staying, Spanish ability, etc. The more you know them, you will stabilize at usually 400 for TLN + small pleasantries, but that is a tiny price to pay for a girl who is most likely still in high-school / trade school there. REMEMBER to check ID, you dont need to be going to prison over snatch when Medellin is literally the easiest place on the planet to get good pussy.

These are the girls I will go to Victorias secret before I travel and buy all the XS panties in the sale bin. Like 50+ pair. I get TONS of gift bags/boxes and my room is covered in VS boxes. I have had more than a few fall for me romantically, and I have fallen for more than a few of them myself romantically. At any given point, I probably am saying I love you to about 8-9 girls each morning. Hard not to when you wake up at 2am with a 19 year old beauty sucking your dick and sincerly asking me to give them a baby. I have never had to such passionate and good sex when these girls catch feelings for you, and you for them.

Massage Girls
These are the girls who work at the massage parlor, who also escort on the side. You will overpay for sub-par quiet in-house massage parlor sex. Medellin is so open about prostitution, that doing it clandestine is the most likely way to get a bad deal. Go to a legit massage place, get a nice massage, and if you like the girl, ask for WhatsApp and if she gives it to you, then you negotiate price later. You can get a solid REAL massage, and then sex for less money than you likely paid the massage place in the first place. For a REAL massage + Deep cleansing Facial + Sex 400-700mil is a good price. Im talking about the girls who show up in uniform, have all their own tools, bring a massage table, and later you bareback the shit out of that pussy that is something I will pay 700mil COP for. These girls are usually 23 - 35 and still beautiful since they are so hung up on looks as their profession. ALL OF THEM have their own cosmetology business outside of work, and want to make it on my own since the spas there take 70% off the top from them and they provide all the services.

Facebook / Online
Just like TikTok was created to watch teens dance sexy (god bless this application), Facebook is Colombia is like the yellow-pages for Prepagos. Here is how this works. Make yourself a fake account (use your real account and one day gaurentteed you are going to get blackmailed). Once you have a fake account search for Medallo or Medellin in the search bar and look for girls who have an open friend list and all the girls are ridiculously hot. Add about 20-30 per day (overadd and you will get quick banned). Then you just watch all their statuses and the girls who are posting 1/2 naked pics or thong bathing suit pictures in the mirror - there you go. Send them an hola amor and if they reply back - you can ask for a date, tell them you want to see them, and boom - you are connected. Make sure to see an ID if you are not 10000% sure they are overage, Colombian Cops and even the US are using FB as their primary go-to for entrapment of guys for underage sex. Once you get one good solid girl, you add all her friends, and then their friends, and all of a sudden you have 4000+ girls in Medellin. Its like a buffet of young and for-sale vagina.

Keep in mind - filters are a powerful thing. Make sure you look at lots of pics of the girls to get past the instagram sparkle photo you fell in love with.

Non-Pros / Normal Colombian Girls / Etc
Sex on a first date with a normal Colombia girl is about 75% expected. I have fucked every girl under the sun from receptionists at the Marriott, to Juan Valdez girls, to attorneys, etc. Its a very sex forward culture, and if you manage to get a real date, as long as you are not an ugly cheapskate douchebag, you will score sex on date 1. Here is usually my playbook.

* Im out at a mall and I see an amazing girl working in a clothing store. I look around and tell here Im looking to buy something nice for my mother (or sister) and you get points right away.
* You thank them for helping you, and say maybe they would just like flowers instead. They think its sweet and you still get to talk to them.
* You say I usually never do this type of thing, but would you be open for a drink or dinner? You are just really beautiful and Im new to Colombia If they give you their WhatsApp number, boom, you just got a date.
* Dont be too eager - ask them to text you that night or the next day and arrange something like this. I loved meeting you at ZYX store - how about insert popular dinner place at 7:30pm? While you are there, tell them you have an amazing bottle of wine (or beers if they are drinking beers) at your place and you can go back and listen to music and learn more about each other.
* If her shoes come off - you are going to fuck. Simple as that. If a girl keeps her shoes on once she is inside (unless you have a dirty ass floor), she is not expecting to take her pants off. Shoes off, pants off.
* Put on music SHE likes - almost all Colombians like Reggaeton (or Reggetaon Viejo), electronica or traditional Colombian music. Stand up to dance (even if you cant and after 20 seconds - boom, move in to kiss).

Cosmetic Surgery / Health

Thats right, you read that header correctly. Colombias NUMBER FUCKING TWO export is elective surgery. I have had two hair transplants, gastric surgery, teeth fixes, etc, etc. I literally look 15 years younger, and feel 10x better. Its on average 1/3 the price of the USA and the quality of both care and doctors are better. Every single trip I will get a cleaning facial, vitamin c injection, plasma for my hair, botox, teeth whitening, deep tissue massages are more the only place on earth probably better for low cost and high quality spa-treatments is Pattaya Thailand.

Did you know that girls like fucking men who are more attractive and not lazy slobs? Dress well (in fake brand clothes of course you buy down in el centro), take care of yourself, and all of a sudden you will have girls WANTING to be with you, vs WILLING to be with you for money. Unlike my drug contacts, these contacts Im happy to share with you - PM me if you are interested and not just looking to waste my time. Google search first, and prove you are not just some rando looking for something they will never use and I will happily share details, pricing and more with you if you are serious about getting into better health. Best thing you can do for your sex life is to be active and in shape. I know we go for vacation to fuck, but guys, take the time to workout everyday, (even if its just walking). If you are there long periods of time, join a gym and stare at all the young girls in spandex. Seriously, just get outside and start moving. Your body will thank you.

Vitamins - I know this is an odd thing - but Im telling you this: There are some meds that I just wont travel without:

Sunflower Lecithin - this stuff comes in HUGE horse pills, and taste disgusting. But when paired with 25mg of Zinc you will literally boost your cum production 5x. I like to be able to paint a girls face proper. The more cum you make, the better your orgasm. Plain and simple.
PrEP - this is a prescription medication that is an ANTI-HIV / blocker. If you are barebacking girls in high volume (or any volume), I strongly recommend it.
DoxyCycline - this stuff in combination with PrEP is known to block almost all other STDs / STIS.
HPV vaccine - if you dont have this (its a series of 3 vaccines- fucking get it. Makes you immune to HPV.

The goal here is to fuck as much raw as possible and protect yourself from getting sick. Im also fixed so I dont worry about babies, but guys, these girls are poor as it is, if you make a baby, take care of it. If you dont - youre a trash terrible person and I hope you burn in hell. Babies are Gods gift to this earth.

Drugs

I won't go into the section too much since honestly, I don't recommend using drugs to anyone. I use them from time to time, but only in Colombia. What I will tell you is most younger working girls will perform 2 x as good on Tussi, and it will turn a 1 hour session into 3-4 hours of animal BBFS and passion if you get good stuff. Get your contacts from the girls. The going rate is 65-80 mil COP cada punto. Any less you should not pay as it's either not real, or dangerously cut with fentenol. The only drugs at all I recommend are Tussi, Ecstasy tabs and Coke. Everything else in MDE is trash and likely to get you killed.

Caution / Danger

There are a lot of very poor, very bad and very desperate people when it comes to poverty. If I was poor, would I feel bad about drugging a gringo so I could sell his overpriced phone to get money to feed my kids? You bet your life. I have gone to Colombia more than most people on the forum, and I have NEVER had an issue. Here is what I suggest.

* Put your stuff away. This means when you leave your place, ALWAYS think you might be bringing a girl back. Put your computer away, fancy toiletries, etc. (Girls will steal your cologne in a heart beat if they think they can get away with it). I know its a pain, but this is why I will get 2/3/4 bedrooms and just lock doors. Until I trust a girl, which takes a while there, I dont ever leave them alone in my place.

* Don't "dar papaya". This means. Don't ask to get robbed. Don't walk around with your $1500 US cell phone out snapping pictures like an idiot.

* Don't pull out big money in public. Keep small amounts in one pocket- and your larger amount in a zipper pocket and shift money in private.

* Wear fake jewelry. Most Colombians are anyways, so you will fit in more with a fake Gucci shirt than you will with your idiotic NFL shirt. That is just advertising to get mugged.

* Wear a crossbody bag. Keep your shit in front of you in a bag that clips / straps over your body and you are 100x harder to rob.

* If a girl is not willing to send you a copy of her ID or let you see it / take a picture. WALK AWAY. There are 1000x other hot girls less than 10 minutes away.

* Girls you just met like to offer threesomes as it's 1/2 the work for the same money EACH, and they are safer with a friend. If a girl brings a friend along that you didn't ask for, it's to hustle you. PLAIN AND SIMPLE.

* Make sure you take PREP and cycle antibiotics. Girls will say they are clean, but the 5 guys they fucked before might have been lying. I have BBed over 800 girls in MDE and still clean to this day. Prep+Doxycycline pretty much makes you immune to STDS. (Sure it ruins your liver, but fuck livers).

*Remember that Colombia mongering life IS NOT REAL. Don't get sucked into the hype. Your life at home is your life. Once you can't stop thinking about mongering, you have gone too far.

* GET ID! GET ID! GET ID! Colombia police LOVE busting guys for child trafficking. There have been so many hotels closed and guys going to jail in the news recently, you need to be hyper aware here. I have met girls as YOUNG AS 11 years old with 10+ tattoos who could pass for 17/18 who are already working the streets. GUYS. DON'T FUCK LITTLE KIDS. Dont say its the culture there - they are doing it out of desperation. There is a SPECIAL PLACE IN HELL FOR YOU IF YOU TAKE ADVANTAGE OF / ABUSE CHILDREN

I have been in the best parts, and I guarantee you the WORST parts of Colombia. I MARRIED into a VERY poor family and have seen true desperation and children going hungry. Even then they were some of the KINDEST people I have ever met. Don't be an asshole, be good to humans, and don't be an idiot and you should be ok.

Relationships

I can't count the number of times I have fallen in love in Colombia. Like REAL romantic love. I MARRIED one girl (there are a lot of posts about her in this very forum including great nudes of her too)(I still fucked everything that moved), but I loved this girl with all my heart. I have 10+ girls who I love like little sisters (I still fuck them), but I help them with clothes for school, birthday gifts, have met their families, been to weddings, funerals, Christmas at their house and more. Colombians are some of the most passionate and warm people in the world (probably only 2nd to Brazil). If you are single, you are VERY likely to fall in love - if you do fall in love... please don't make the mistake I made (will continue to make). Just be honest, tell them you like fucking lots of women, and you will find a girl there who will let you fuck everyone and anyone and still love you (if you take care of her and. her family). Word of warning here: I have NEVER seen a hot Colombian woman over 45 years old. These girls AGE HARD. If you are going to get into a relationship, AIM YOUNG (18-23) and you will be dead before they get ugly.

Food / Rappi

Some of the very best food can be found in Colombia! Dont just limit yourself to hotel food, but explore out there and look up good restaurants. Everything from fresh chicharron, to mazorca, to arepas con salsa aji fresco. Guys, even if you are not a foodie you should be eating like a king when in Colombia. I recommend Desayunadero for all you Poblado guys. They have an amazing breakfast/brunch and its an amazing portion. Dont overeat, and make sure you get the food to go to give to homeless people outside vs it just going into the garbage. There other places like Collosal, Oudres Carnes de Res, La Matriaca and more.


Rappi - Rappi is fucking amazing for food delivery, alcohol delivery, CASH delivery from ATMS and more. I use it every country they have it, and WISH they had it in the USA. Uber fucking sucks, dont try to compare it. I can order a burger and beer from Rappi in Medellin and have it in my hands in less than 10 minutes with Rappi turbo. This is great for ordering girls food / alcohol and not waiting forever. You would be amazed and what 40mil COP burger and fries will do.

I dont what category this goes in / Rants

GUYS - GROOM YOUR FUCKING DICK. I cant believe the number of guys who dont do this - the stories I hear from these girls. Keep the hair short, shave your dick and balls and make it look fucking presentable. Holy shit, you would think this is common knowledge, and guys want a nice and clean pussy, but have a gross as crotch themselves. HOLY SHIT guys, seriously. GIRLS TALK TOO. The number of you guys on here that girls talk about with the fat white guy belly, or Indians never shave their balls or some other nonsense. Have good grooming and dont be that guy.

DO NOT RIP GIRLS OFF - I have heard horror stories from girls getting ripped off by gringos and it GIVES US ALL A BAD NAME. If you want pussy, PAY FOR IT. If you rip girls off - they will post pictures of you, and one day that is going to come back to haunt you 10000x harder.

In closing. My years in Colombia have been some of the best of my life. I have become closer to God learning true religious culture. I have fucked literally 100's of women, had 3-somes, 4-somes, 5-somes, and FAR more once with 23 girls + me in a place in Guatape. The smell of vagina was HEAVENLY and one of my best memories in life. I have CIPed enough girls to literally have 200+ kids and I have met some of my very best friends in life there. I have had amazing times where I did too many drugs in a club and a girl would bring be home and her grandmother would make me soup, or been blessed with the chance to help a friend welcome a new baby into their world and attend family lunches, christenings and more. I'm godfather to countless kids, and I help families provide Christmas presented for their kids for Christmas. I have opened businesses there, I employ 85+ people now in Colombia and consider it to be my 2nd home on this planet and I'm part of that community. I'm more Paisa than most Colombians, the biggest difference being I'm pretty damn rich. I enjoy the expensive clubs in Poblado, and the barrio ones on calle 45.

The best advice I can give you, is go with someone who has gone before. Be open to seeing more than just the inside of a young girls panties, and you will have the time of your life. You will see kind people, beautiful women, amazing food, and best of all it will give you perspective into an amazing emerging culture in which you can be a part of. Cheers, and happy hunting!!

WOW, what a great post on summing up the scene in Medellin, and it really shows how well you know the scene and seems like your really are on a whole other level. I never even thought of the idea of bringing multiple girls just to party and then networking more or fucking the ones you like. You bring up a lot of good pointers also. 5 star review from me on this, LOL.

[StudBucket]

I'm in Parque Lleras now. The 1 am closing is over. First time here. The drink prices are crazy. Seem like the prices get higher the closer to the weekend it gets. Paid $20 for a greygoose and cranberry in MonteCarlo, the club on top of Black Diamond. My drink is more expensive at Black Diamond and cheapest in Gustos.

Pretty much this area is a tourist trap when it comes to prices.

The girls are all out. It looks good for a Thursday. Even Wednesday was pretty good.

Had a very good breakfast at Sweet Georgia's.

Are you sure the clubs are open past 1 am, and if so, what time are they closing? Reports were the mayor was pissed and this was supposed to happen for 6 months. Good news if that is the case though.
On another note, yes, drinks are very expensive at the clubs so if you want to save money you can drink before you go, buy a bottle with 2 friends for 200, go out of the club and buy drinks next door at those mini market type liquor stores, or stick with beer. Just giving tips.

[Rahsta]

I'm in Parque Lleras now. The 1 am closing is over. First time here. The drink prices are crazy. Seem like the prices get higher the closer to the weekend it gets. Paid $20 for a greygoose and cranberry in MonteCarlo, the club on top of Black Diamond. My drink is more expensive at Black Diamond and cheapest in Gustos.

Pretty much this area is a tourist trap when it comes to prices.

The girls are all out. It looks good for a Thursday. Even Wednesday was pretty good.

Had a very good breakfast at Sweet Georgia's.

[Gabacho]

The premise behind the theory that Poblado streetwalkers are just the girls from El Centro is that guys are overpaying for the same guys that I am paying 50 mil to. I'm so smart, you're so stupid. That theory works if it were true. There is definitely a lot of "I am so smart, you are a simp" bragging going on here and that is just the way many guy are. If it were true, we should all go down to El Centro instead because why should you pay much more when they can pay 50 mil? If it were true.

Now, I would admit that some guys believe that the Poblado girls are higher quality and some of the girls are also working in El Centro but it is up to the guy to assess the type of girl that he is taking. I personally have not seen too many girls that I would take in El Centro.

I will tell you this story of a Facebook girl who warned me not to see one of her friends and told me that her friend was an El Centro puta, or El Centro working girl as if that was the lowest of the low and I would not want to see such a girl. That is some indication of how some girls view girls who work in El Centro.

For the most part many of them are the same girls who work in El Centro or atleast previously at one time worked in El Centro, especially the Venezuelans.

As far as the difference in price, and I think Flying J touched on this recently, in Poblado you are getting a hour or more versus in Centro it's a half hour or even less if you go to the wrong hotel. In Poblado they often dress up more wearing prettier dresses, etc.

And in Poblado it is a foreign clientele vs. In Centro it's mainly a local clientele, so that is what causes the difference in price, but yes many of the do or have worked in El Centro.

[Zeos1]

These Colombian guys don't like foreigners with lots of money banging their girls and hiking prices. It was bound to start sometime.

Probably not them that are protesting. There are a lot of people, probably many of the middle and upper class people, many women, that don't like sex tourism, don't like their young-uns being marketed to sex tourists, and generally see the foreigners as the problem. Even some people that work in businesses in Parque Lleras are disgusted by a lot of what goes on.

[Mr Enternational]

I will tell you this story of a Facebook girl who warned me not to see one of her friends and told me that her friend was an El Centro puta, or El Centro working girl as if that was the lowest of the low and I would not want to see such a girl. That is some indication of how some girls view girls who work in El Centro.

That is done by chicks everywhere the same as it is done by dudes in this forum. I got my "sugar baby" from seeking so she is better than your puta from parque lleras. Meanwhile the chicks on seeking do not see themselves as "putas", but see the chicks downtown as dirty, nasty, "putas;" nevermind all of them are getting paid to fuck. So as humans do, they want to make some kind of hierarchy or try to differentiate doing the same damn thing, selling pussy.

[CeeJay1]

Crowds shouting 'gringos puteros go home', burning shit and pestering guys in Lleras. Feminists apparently.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5kJ_GVN-cf/ Fun and games.

Probably a fugly bunch of feminists that hates what eliminates their chances of get laid because of the sex trade.

[Elvis 2008]

The premise behind the theory that Poblado streetwalkers are just the girls from El Centro is that guys are overpaying for the same guys that I am paying 50 mil to. I'm so smart, you're so stupid. That theory works if it were true. There is definitely a lot of "I am so smart, you are a simp" bragging going on here and that is just the way many guy are. If it were true, we should all go down to El Centro instead because why should you pay much more when they can pay 50 mil? If it were true.

Now, I would admit that some guys believe that the Poblado girls are higher quality and some of the girls are also working in El Centro but it is up to the guy to assess the type of girl that he is taking. I personally have not seen too many girls that I would take in El Centro.

Yeah, a lot of losers on here who want to believe that get the same quality for less. It is not always true but for the most part, you get what you pay for.

[Balboa]

The premise behind the theory that Poblado streetwalkers are just the girls from El Centro is that guys are overpaying for the same guys that I am paying 50 mil to. I'm so smart, you're so stupid. That theory works if it were true. There is definitely a lot of "I am so smart, you are a simp" bragging going on here and that is just the way many guy are. If it were true, we should all go down to El Centro instead because why should you pay much more when they can pay 50 mil? If it were true.

Now, I would admit that some guys believe that the Poblado girls are higher quality and some of the girls are also working in El Centro but it is up to the guy to assess the type of girl that he is taking. I personally have not seen too many girls that I would take in El Centro.

I will tell you this story of a Facebook girl who warned me not to see one of her friends and told me that her friend was an El Centro puta, or El Centro working girl as if that was the lowest of the low and I would not want to see such a girl. That is some indication of how some girls view girls who work in El Centro.

It's not Rocket Science brother Moon.

There's definitely a large amount of girls that work both areas.

Some work every day at both, some a little here, a little there.

It's fluid.

I know them, I see them, some even laugh about the different prices they charge.

It's reality.

Not a big deal.

I don't blame a guy if he likes to hang in Lleras, snag a girl there.

Better atmosphere, party scene, safe, etc.

El Centro is not comfortable for everyone obviously.

[Turgid]

Crowds shouting 'gringos puteros go home', burning shit and pestering guys in Lleras. Feminists apparently.

https://www.instagram.com/p/C5kJ_GVN-cf/

Fun and games.

These Colombian guys don't like foreigners with lots of money banging their girls and hiking prices. It was bound to start sometime.