Medellin Reports

[LoveItHere69]

Nope not going to be a pimp. Not moving here.

Simplified is you want to own a website that leads guys to tour guides that show these guys around in Colombia to different ways to find sex. No matter how many layers you add it is human trafficking. You are a semi hidden electronic pimp. If you are an American citizen living in Iceland and running tours in Colombia you will be breaking laws in 3 countries. Iceland gets you first because that is where you physically are. You think your location is going to save you? What until IJM (International Justice Mission) gets a whiff of you. These religious lawyers are like a dog with a bone and never let go.

Social media influencers? Most of that stuff is for women, gays, and feeble ass guys. I doubt many semi self confident males watch any of that crap.

The Tall Man believes in you and he is here fulltime and loves to meet new foreigners. But talk is cheap. So let's test it and take it for a spin. Ask him to do the tours for you and see if he bites at the chance to be a part of your wonderful idea.

[ViceVox]

80% of taxi rides are under twenty mil COP here from Estadio-Laureles which is centrally located in the city.

20 Million COP to USD is showing 5 K USD. Did you mean 200 K COP? Sorry new to Colombia.

[IamLookin]

I always give them a price and make it clear it includes taxi fare. I have had girls over inflate the price of a ride or not bring their cedula or bring a fake one and get caught.

Not my problem then.

I get that request all the time in Medellin & San Jose. To get around these requests sometimes I will negotiate a price before hand and say that it includes taxi fees.

[Fun Luvr]

Hi,

Does anyone know if they do Rapid testing at MDE Airport? My flight is at 1 AM.

Yes, there is a test site at the airport. I think it is open 24/7, but from what I hear, you should allow at least an hour to get tested and get the results.

[Mongo1]

I get that request all the time in Medellin & San Jose. To get around these requests sometimes I will negotiate a price before hand and say that it includes taxi fees.

I got a few times in Cartagena girls asking for money for the cab ride back home, and of course the cost they ask for is very inflated, I've never gotten that anywhere. Do you get that in Medellin?

Thank you.

[Mongo1]

I use All Trails app on my iphone when I was hiking in Parque Arvi. I would fire it up when I got off of the Gondola / Food Court and start it there so no matter what trails I went down I could always find my way back to the Gondola. It's pricey at $30 per year but having been lost a few times in the Colorado back county it's priceless.

I have done some trails at Parque Arvi. You must be careful, you can easily get lost there.

[JjBee62]

The Tall Man has hung out with The Don and we share a few girls in common. He is legit and as honest as the day is bright, a salt of the earth kind of guy.

He also has the means to do whatever he wants, go wherever he wants, his VIP parties are legendary and he has the street smarts to make a go at whatever he does yet not pretentious, a cool guy and we share some gringo and Colombian friends in common and never have heard a single snide remark about him.

You should see some of his chicas, top 10 that are completely out of my price point. What he can and does at times spend on his chicas in one night is my play budget for a week.

To each his own, much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

I'm sure he's a fabulous guy, yada, yada yada. However, as I've experienced and seen others experience, being a fabulous guy doesn't mean much when you the local tax authorities are intent on collecting their fair share.

He might be screwing the most beautiful women in the world, 4 or 5 of them a day, spending more money than I earn in a month, but when the taxman comes knocking that's not going to matter.

If someone posts an intention to do something I consider unwise or dangerous, I don't take the time to talk to everyone who has met him before responding. Because, who he's met (or what he's like) has nothing to do with my response.

"You're wearing $10,000 watch and $20,000 in jewelry and want to walk around Manrique, drunk at 2 am?" I don't care if you have perfect teeth and fight MMA. I don't care if you're really nice and are dating Miss Colombia and her twin sister. I don't care if your net worth is over $1 billion. I'm going to tell you it's not a good idea. Being a nice guy doesn't make you bulletproof.

If anyone is planning on starting a business, particularly one that employs people in another country, it's in their best interest to consult with someone with a knowledge of the local laws. Doesn't matter how great of a party they throw, or whether they can dance.

[Wander76]

Hi,

Does anyone know if they do Rapid testing at MDE Airport? My flight is at 1 AM.

[Surfer500]

I am also Asian in my 40's. I have a hard time seeing how we can blend in well, I probably saw one other Asian in the week I was there. LOL.

You're correct, you will never blend in, yet since very few Colombians have actually seen an Asian in person, this will work to your advantage with the Chicas as they will be curious about you and if you have some game and speak some Spanish you can have a field day.

[Icky994]

Please proofread your report before pressing "Upload".

I just noticed this. Sorry, Android auto correct gets me everytime if I not careful.

[Mojo Bandit]

Mojo, maybe you should remove the link and use an image instead, so the scammer doesn't get more clicks.

It was too late to edit the post by the time I saw your reply post but thanks for the heads up, I was not aware that the number of clicks on a Facebook page mattered but I trust that you know more about than I do. I will remember this in the future. The thing about the photo is that while I seriuosly doubt that it matters it is probably attached to all kinds of things on the internet, including a the original legit profile so I hate to post it.

[Edward Q]

I had not been back to MDE in about 6 years. Stayed in Poblado and took metro down to El Centro. Then the heavens opened and the rain fell in buckets. The Gods were angry, or so I surmised with all the thunder. I have never been in such a violent storm. One guy told me it was because of the altitude. We were closer to the clouds. In any event, I was dodging the rain just like all the other people. Girls included. Hanging out drinking beer under an awning, waiting for it to let up. In the meantime, it got dark. Got into a conversation with a pair of Paisas who told me that their business was selling pot, but that they'd offer me a "Trio" if I wanted. The price was eventually decided to be 150 K. Not wanting to repeat the mistake of yesterday in BOG, I asked all the relevant questions. Yes, they had no problem kissing. No, it didn't matter if it was a girl on girl kiss, they were used to it. We were in the lobby of a hotel around the corner when I pulled them aside. What about BBBJ? No. Never. Funny, they had no problem doing lez sh*t but BJ without rubber? That crossed a line. So I said no thanks. Across the street was Brillidh. That is a name, by the way. It's how she spells Brigid. Great GFE. Open to all kinds of kissing, as long as I provided her a beer so she could wash the taste of nicotine out of her mouth. She smoked a lot. Very flexible young lady with digital skills. Price was 30 k + 20 k for no rubber. She paid for the room. Lovely girl who lifted my spirits. Rain came on again as I left. Same intensity. I sat and had a beer, to decompress. Then metroed back to Poblado. Two observations: I never felt unsafe walking around El Centro at night. I was only in the Plaza Botero area, chasing skirts, but no one bothered me. I didn't see any other gringos out. Just locals. Second, the rain was a nuisance but it sort of bonded us all together. It was ridiculous to be out in the torrential downpour and as I chatted with vendors and others standing under the Metro or in doorways, we saw the comedy of it all. So, maybe if it had not been rainy and there were more people out and about, maybe it would have been different. But I enjoyed it.

Day 2 in MDE: Visited El Centro -- Calle 11 -- in the afternoon this time. No rain yet, which made me happy. Smell of Maryjane powerful all over the region. I retraced my steps from the day before and found a whole new flock of talent standing around. One QT looked just right and smiled in a way that warmed my heart. I made sure to discuss terms first. She wanted 40 K but would not perform oral without condom, so I had to excuse myself. Not far away was another QT of questionable age. After a conversation and a closer inspection, I saw she was legal and would meet my demands. She warmed up considerably after we got to the hotel room. Funny and joking. Loved how her body looked and posed in the mirror. She told me to take pictures of her (but not naked) and then we got down to business. Total GFE. She wanted to get off as badly as I did. Demanded I DATY and she reciprocated. No clock watching and she didn't ask for money until it was over. The original price was 30 K but with the "extras" I asked for it came to 80 k + tip. She was sweet and told me that next time I'd receive a discount, since we were now friends. Rain on the way out of the hotel. I stopped and drank a beer to wait it out. I went back to the house, rested, then the sky opened again. Crazy rain. Walked to Parque Lleras. Not much activity due to rain. I didn't approach the three or four girls who gave me the come hither look. If it had been dry out I might have stood and chatted, but I wasn't in the mood to get friendly in the rain. Wound up at a great pub called Patrick's Pub and met some cool folks. The Lleras area seemed dead, but it was a Monday and a holiday on top of that, so maybe that was it. Or the rain. I could see really enjoying this spot if I had more time. Back to the house and tomorrow off to CTG. More in that section.

[The Tall Man]

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

I have hung with Don and will vouch for him. If he says he has met hundreds of women, he has. He took my model of getting seeking women and blew it up bigger and better than I ever did. I never had the time he had or the imagination to accomplish what he did, but in the end, things worked out for me. He is an impressive and cool person, no BS in him at all.

The Tall Man has hung out with The Don and we share a few girls in common. He is legit and as honest as the day is bright, a salt of the earth kind of guy.

He also has the means to do whatever he wants, go wherever he wants, his VIP parties are legendary and he has the street smarts to make a go at whatever he does yet not pretentious, a cool guy and we share some gringo and Colombian friends in common and never have heard a single snide remark about him.

You should see some of his chicas, top 10 that are completely out of my price point. What he can and does at times spend on his chicas in one night is my play budget for a week.

To each his own, much love and respect to all!

The Tall Man.

[Osteoknot]

Some of you newbies may not have heard this one. Obvio, your novia, amiga, chica, puta are always on their cell phones. As Secret told me one time, "My cell phone and I are one. Without my cell phone I would die. " Just be careful what you say in front of her when she is staring at her phone. She could be listening to you on her translator.

Ostee Out.

[Mr Enternational]

Sorry I didn't want to post an entire biz plan. Nope not going to be a pimp. Target market starts in USA. Tours-- been there done that, very successfully. Legal issues? Not moving here.

Which is already a horrible idea, unless you plan on only collecting the money online like airbnb. You better be able to watch your money everyday or all of it is not going to reach you. Nobody else can see your vision though. I am sure plenty of mfs asked Jeff Bezos why the fuck would he want to sell old books. I just noticed a new Amazon building by the airport in Bogota the other day.