Medellin Reports

[Mojo Bandit]

Just got a friend request on my medellin account that smells like a scam. First they mention starting an adult Whatsapp group because "There are many single girls here who need good sex. You can participate here without spending any money. " It is in English but it does not say exactly where "here" is, all the privacy features are turned on so there is nothing but the name. I googled the profile photo and it came up on three other websites so obviously a faked profile photo. I would strongly advise anyone not to take the bait.

https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100071368272479

[DonCarlos1234]

Guys,

Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

Sorry I didn't want to post an entire biz plan. Nope not going to be a pimp. Target market starts in USA. Tours-- been there done that, very successfully. Legal issues? Not moving here. Anyway. I have the ability to bring many $'s and many tourists to Colombia. A group was here the last 6 days. The concierge people are happy to work with me. I love them. Saving mongers $ is not my primary focus. But I could. Probably was a waste of time to ask but you got to try! I did get an offer from some doctors to tag on medial tourism to my social media blasts in 3 months. Hi Elvis! Have you guys thought about the potential growth of tourism (4 normal people) that is coming to Colombia? It's soooo beautiful! I will still post more later.

[TooDirty]

Be very careful. Tour guides from outside are viewed with some suspicion. If you are local ignore that. Also issues with licensing. If your tours include anything to do with the business we talk about here on this board be doubly careful. A very well know guide from the past decided it was better to jump out a window from the fourth floor with a sheet around his neck rather than face what he was facing.

Or you could end up like Cuba Dave did in Costa Rica if you draw government attention.

[LostBlade]

I'm Asian 40 ish and I can tell you being Asian doesn't help in Centro hahaha, not to me at least, maybe I blend in too well?

I am also Asian in my 40's. I have a hard time seeing how we can blend in well, I probably saw one other Asian in the week I was there. LOL.

[LoveItHere69]

I have met hundreds of girls.

I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

If you met 200 girls / 60 days is 3.3 girls per day. Even 300/60 is 5 girls per day. I can do that in one hour and do not speak any Spanish. Come guys. We have all done this.

Next topic. I do not know you but in 3 years or less I will know your name and where you are from since you will be in the news. Several countries have legalized prostitution and many countries it is illegal and do nothing about it. It is between a man and a woman. Except when a "middle man" aka pimp gets involved. Then it is largely considered human trafficking in sooo many countries. Your brainiac idea is to advertise that you are breaking the law and how to contact you (aka find you). While prostitution might be legal in Colombia, pimping or organizing sexual tourism is not. And I am pretty sure that the country you are from the laws are more strict in this regard. Basically a broader definition that will entrap you.

You have not even done step one on a business idea. Is it legal?

Please do it!

[Beobeo]

Just curious. Why would it be especially good in Centro? Is it because it's mostly Venezuelans and they're not used to seeing Asian people?

I'm Asian 40 ish and I can tell you being Asian doesn't help in Centro hahaha, not to me at least, maybe I blend in too well?

[Osteoknot]

Whenever I read one of your stories, I think, "This filthy fucking degenerate. " I say that as a sincere compliment. I see the lifestyle you convey in your posts as one of the higher planes of hedonism.

I never imagined being called a filthy fucking degenerate would feel so good. Thank you for that high compliment. I don't understand how I got here. At some point in the last few years I decided to discard imposed cultural mores and values and be open to all possibilities. I never had a plan. I went on a vacation about five years ago and the weight and negative energy that was expunged from my body compelled me to call in to my Fortune 100 See-Suite (fucking auto-editor) position and tell them, metaphorically, "Sell the house, sell the car, sell the kids, find someone else, forget it, I'm never coming back, forget it, I'm never coming back."

Around the same time my 16 year marriage was ending. I never strayed, never cheated, never touched another woman. Caught her 3-4 times but forgave her every time. Before my marriage, I was a mongerer and I figured what goes around, comes around and her infidelity was my comeuppance. That was before I stripped the artificial bullshit cultural, societal, religious mores and values out of my life. I remember laying in dank little hotel room with the mattress on the floor in one of those small hotels in the alleys of Walking Street in Pattaya thinking, "I wonder what it would be like to start fresh with no preconceived notions or idea about what a man at my stage of life is "supposed" to do. " I was already a proponent of teleological thinking so I let my brain do its job. Basically, I envisioned my happiest state and went where I felt compelled to go. I realize that probably reads as one of the biggest bullshit statements of all time, but it seems as though my entire life has been five year segments of me ending up in places I could not have imagined until I arrived. I never thought of myself as a hedonist but I can certainly see how on the surface that tag might fit and if it does I will own it. I would like to believe I am not that selfish but I really don't know for sure. Believe it or not, one of my central tenets is from Buddhism, "Desire is the source of all sadness and suffering" which is the opposite of hedonism. I am constantly trying to avoid desire, and live in the instant.

[JjBee62]

I admit that I'm being lazy. Not too long ago someone mentioned the lack of trail maps for Parque Arvi. I can't remember who it was and I didn't feel like searching. Besides, this might be useful for others.

You might try the GAIA GPS app. A friend of mine who is into hiking, mountain biking and camping recently mentioned the app. She says she is able to use it in airplane mode to minimize battery drain and still follow the trails. I just downloaded it to check it out and it appears to show all the trails in Parque Arvi, with distances, elevation and all the information you might need.

[TheCritic]

I see a lot of guys have used Tinder successfully. But how well would it work without a profile picture? I can fill out the rest of the personal info accurately except for real name.

Just don't want to take a chance that the wrong people will see me and mess up the rest of my personal life. Only looking for prepagos etc. On a 2 week Medellin trip coming up.

A couple of tips.

1. If you pay for "Tinder Gold" you can set your location to Colombia and people in your physical vicinity shouldn't see you unless their search criteria / distance includes Medellin. There are some exceptions and I've seen some locals slip through the cracks maybe they matched in the short period before I changed my location. This is also a great way to scout in advance.

2. Tinder gold also allows you to block people you know by phone number. You do have to give tinder access to your phone book to be able to do this on iPhone.

[JjBee62]

This is very helpful. Per my research the temperature range is 85-63F year-round. Months with the least rain are Jan-March, but if the rain is as you describe, then I shouldn't have to plan my trip around the weather.

During the rainy season it rains almost every day, but it's usually off and on, unlike the Pacific northwest where it rains all day, every day for months at a time. I used to carry a light rain jacket and a compact umbrella when it was likely to rain. Heavy rains and storms seem to usually hit late afternoon or early evening.

[Elvis 2008]

You've only been in Colombia for 60 days and you have met hundreds of girls?

I have hung with Don and will vouch for him. If he says he has met hundreds of women, he has. He took my model of getting seeking women and blew it up bigger and better than I ever did. I never had the time he had or the imagination to accomplish what he did, but in the end, things worked out for me. He is an impressive and cool person, no BS in him at all.

[Bdd1124]

Are there any in or around Medellin that are active?

[Elvis 2008]

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

Sigh. DC I was just in Bogota. I introduced a friend to a woman I liked but never connected with. I had crossed her off as being too materialistic. I told him not to give her money. He was chatting her up for weeks before the trip. My gal talked to this new chica, and she said that the chica seemed nice. Later she also told me that she was afraid the chica may have been too materialistic as well.

They met and talked a long time. Guy felt sorry for her. She needed rent even though it is the middle of the month. She is living with her "brother" renting a room. I knew she is in the South living in like a level 3 apartment. She quoted him $330 for rent and he paid her. He even fought with me before hand, "I am going to give her something", he said when I recommended he pay her nothing. He paid a lot to go and see her and saw only her, and they did not even finish the deed.

We met after our trip, and he wanted to talk. When he told me about what he did, I groaned. He was saying that he might not see her again, and I told him, "Dude, she was probably not with her brother but her BF. " he was a little bummed and got quiet then. I tried to protect him from getting taken. I really did, but sometimes I knew, you just have to learn it on your own. As much as I tried, those doey eyed women and their damsel in distress ways were no match for me. I felt badly for him. I have been there.

Point is DC no matter how pure your intentions were (and mine were pure as can be), these chicas are going to screw over many Americans, and no matter what you say or do, you will be powerless to stop them. I just think that if you introduce Americans to Colombians, most will be itching to screw Americans over any way they can. I was his tour guide and I felt like I messed up. I just think you are going to be very disappointed when Americans get screwed over which is bound to happen.

The only way you can make this work is if you go over and over and over again with Americans to pay suggested prices. At least then when things go badly, you will not get the blame.

[Mr Enternational]

So I am close to starting a tour business.

Add this one to the stupid comments. Travel, have a blast, and leave the bright business ideas to the locals or back home.

[IamLookin]

Why do you think readers of this forum need to pay for a guide? Sounds like you are trying pull off a scam. There is plenty of information here for all. No need to pay you or anyone else services of a guide

Guys,

I promise a long a detailed report when I get back to the USA. I arrived when it was 117 in Las Vegas. Bogota, it was rain and 60. I luv it. Medellin a little warmer. I have met hundreds of girls. Fellow "mongers" tour guides and lots more. But later. I decided that since 500,000 gringos already visit Colombia (2019) I want to help them save $ and have more fun! So I am close to starting a tour business. I need to find more Bilingual girls for tour guides. I just started posting in some FB groups. Guys are making the usual stupid comments. If I knew a social media influencer here in Medellin. I think that would be ideal. Any other ideas from the board?

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