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08-12-21 17:25 #48490
Posts: 122San Diego Club alive and sort of well
Originally Posted by TjBrazil [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 17:12 #48489
Posts: 3801Lost Cedula Reporting
Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 16:40 #48488
Posts: 1259Originally Posted by LuckyNuts [View Original Post]
Like lucky said it is playing with fire to be messing around with chicas who have no cedula, the cost of getting it wrong and getting is serrious trouble is more than anyone wants to find out about.
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08-12-21 13:18 #48487
Posts: 1643Nah, go ahead, trust them, walk up to any random homeless guy in El Centro
Originally Posted by MiamiBoy1 [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 12:57 #48486
Posts: 1643'Cause I'm a mongerer, yeah a mongerer, I monger around around around around
So ya' think mongering is about only fuckin' the finest piece of ass you can possibly lay your hands on at any given moment? Think again. If you are a true mongerer, a pro, not a newbie who can turn a phrase, or a wannabe amateur, then you get down and dirty in the poop chute trenches and soldier on when duty calls.
I was going to call this post, "Puta Psychology 101" or "Can you be friends with a puta?" But you see what I went with. The young bucks might not get it. A play on "The Wanderer" song by Dion DiMucci.
So Secret brings her girlfriend over. The one who MAKES the Tussy she sells and Secret will only use herself. She's a hulking girl. She's fat and disproportional with huge breasts, a gut, and no ass. Cute face but this story is about the other end. BMI pushing 40. Anywho, the readers who follow me will recall my referencing her this trip when Secret returned drunk in the middle of the night with this same girl, and I would not go down to the hotel reception desk to retrieve them. Last trip, she was the girl who I described as a "turn-off" and who left dirt stains on my towels and smelled bad.
I ate her ass tonight. Full bore deep, doggy position, head down, ass spread as wide as possible. But let me tell you how I got there and why it was worth it. She wouldn't allow any fotos because she knows what she looks like, but I snuck one in.
Secret shows up because I owed her 100 mil COP from the hot three-way we had last night with her Web cam model friend. And to get her ass eaten. And because she knew I would buy her some pink shit. Two bolsitas, or two puntos, or two gramos, total 100 mil COP, no delivery charge because unbeknownst to me her GF slash dealer was already waiting down in the lobby, jajajja. Slick. That's a puta for ya'.
So after I agree to buy her the two bags, actually three, one for myself, the GF is knocking on my hotel door within less than a minute. Good laugh by all. So of course she comes in my room and we start to have a long friendly conversation. Then she asks if she can take fotos of me eating Secret's ass. Sure. I had to do a lot of cropping and zooming.
Then this is where the puta psychology kicked in. After Secret gets her bung hole satisfaction, she says, "I want you to eat my GF's ass and give her 100 mil COP". I gave her the Scooby Doo, "Hrruhh?" which of course zoomed right over both their heads because it was the wrong culture. I said wait a minute. Who is really getting the benefit here? I didn't ASK to eat her ass. She doesn't turn me on. I told Secret, you basically come here to get your ass eaten for "free. " And I know the girls whose asses I eat, love it. Hot Housewife is one of the fuckin' hottest chicas I have ever bedded in my life, but she lets me eat her ass and gives damn good blow jobs, for cab fare. And now you want me to whut whut? But Secret is stuck on the idea that she wants her GF to get paid for something.
So here's what I tell them. I am going to give the girlfriend 100 mil COP. Yours to keep. You don't have to do anything for it. And then I want you to tell me if you WANT me to eat your ass or not. But you can keep the 100 no matter what you decide. She looks at me like there was a short circuit occurring in her puta brain, betwixed expressions of confusion and amusement. She didn't say a word so after about ten seconds, I go get the 100 mil COP and put it in her hands. Then I say, "Now, do you want me to eat your ass or not?" With no hesitation, she said, in English, "Yes. ".
Jajajajaja. No problem. I told them both, "You came here to get your ass eaten, I just wanted to hear you say it". Afterwards, she also confessed that she never had it done before, she even called herself an "ass virgin. " Secret liked getting her ass eaten so much, she wanted her GF to experience it. Jajajajajaja. As an afterthought, I told her, "I like to compare blowjob techniques, I think it's only fair that you give me a blowjob. " Without hesitation, she went down on me bareback and did not stop until I told her to. Decent technique, lots of ball play with one hand.
Oh, yes, she used my shower right before I ate her ass, her idea but I would have insisted. I probably would have gagged on just the memories if she had not. Jajajaja, Ostee Out!
Fotos: Those are new Louis Vuitton sneakers, I am pretty sure I paid for them, indirectly, jajajaja.
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08-12-21 07:19 #48485
Posts: 1173Is that strip club San Diego still open. I don't see it mentioned on the Medellin board anymore.
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08-12-21 04:20 #48484
Posts: 749Originally Posted by MiamiBoy1 [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 03:40 #48483
Posts: 623Contraseņa
Originally Posted by Knowledge [View Original Post]
If a chica tells you she has a contrasena tell her to get back in touch after receiving her cedula. Apparently the contrasenas are easily and often faked and so you're playing with fire.
But anyhow he was talking about a Vennie. I would think her ID is a passport or something different from that country.
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08-12-21 03:20 #48482
Posts: 2579[Deleted by Admin]
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08-12-21 01:38 #48481
Posts: 729Pink stuff or ecstasy
Where to get? Please PM. Don't trust street vendors.
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08-12-21 01:36 #48480
Posts: 749Originally Posted by MojoBandit [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 01:31 #48479
Posts: 749Originally Posted by JjBee62 [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 00:53 #48478
Posts: 1259Originally Posted by Yusk1984 [View Original Post]Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
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08-12-21 00:47 #48477
Posts: 1643Yeah, I just canceled a date with a new girl
Originally Posted by Surfer500 [View Original Post]
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08-11-21 22:28 #48476
Posts: 5486Originally Posted by GMoney582 [View Original Post]
If a girl is going to the trouble to keep in touch it's because she wants something from you. Chances are slim that she just wants dick or conversation. One way or another they want money. Some want it directly, others are looking for long term financial security.
Once they figure out you're not offering what they are looking for, they lose interest.