Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

I usually bring 2 or 3 towels with me when I go to Colombia. It only works if you check you luggage and you basically stay in the same place.

Been around the world twice with the same medium sized backpack. I buy and ditch. 3 towels sounds very luxurious.

Had lunch today with Cat Girl and Jewel in El Centro. They are cousins, Jewel is not Cat Girl's tia like I wrote before. Jewel was the girl I lusted after on the mountaintop but Cat Girl's brother got to her first. But the brother is still on the mountain and the girls are back in Medellin. They agreed to come over and stay at my hotel next week, more on that later.

We met at Botero Park at the El Gato statue as usual, and there was a beatdown of a guy by the crowd. He had it coming. He was shirtless, barefooted, and had obvious mental health issues. He was taller than 90% of the people there and had a little meat on him. He slapped the smallest puta I have ever seen. She looked like she was ten years old from the back, but her face looked over 30. The girls drove him away yelling and pointing for the policia, and he ran. But he came back. Big mistake. About 15 putas and a guy surrounded him and gave him a beat down, while he was on the ground one of the putas stomp kicked him in the head and he went limp. I don't know if he was faking it or had amazing recuperative powers but about 45 seconds later he jumped up and started running and he got about 20 meters, but by now there were four policia on the scene and another bystander in the crowd tackled him and the cops took him away.

There is a lot of violence in Botero Park, but one thing I don't see mentioned as much is that there is a lot of crowd effort to control it. This would be the third time I have seen the crowd run down and catch a bad guy in El Centro this trip. I have not been hanging out there nearly as much as I used to, I am staying on Avenida 70, which would be 4 metro stops away. I walk from San Antonio where I would have to transfer anyway, because it is so close and a very interesting stretch of street commerce.

Secret was here last night. She was supposed to spend the night but she started raving about some drug deal she did that went bad and she needed one million pesos or they were going to kill her. I was only paying her for drugs and taxi fare and I told her I was not going to give her a million pesos so she split after two hours of amazing fucking and sucking. She'll be back and I will probably pay her some extra. She is my most hardcore girl, lives in Bello, and has it rough.

First foto is Cat Girl and Jewel. To me, they are classic Paisas but I have heard varying opinions on that. And an old foto of Secret. I call her that because she looks like a Victoria's Secret model and she wears it, too.

[Knowledge]

El taximetro.

I call it "el metro" and they know what I mean. Of course I am pointing at it too

[Gbaby32]

No. I wouldn't recommend a Tinder type app, or to spend much time with the ladies trying to set something up.

I agree with Mojo Bandit, Tinder is about the worst source for girls in Medellin. It's also the source used by a few different nefarious groups to set up and rob gringos over the past few years.

Unless you're just silly with money and need some excuse to throw it away, spending time talking with the ladies, trying to set something up, unless it's within 36 hours, preferably within 6 hours, is a waste of time. Most of them will agree to almost anything, if they know it's not for the same day. The story is almost certain to change when you're ready to finalize the deal.

Speaking of stories, you'll probably hear a few of those while trying to set things up. It goes something like this:

Hello baby, how are you? Are you in Medellin? No? I'm okay but I'm sad.

When you ask why she's sad (or bored, or what she's sick of) you'll get a brief story about how she needs money and could you send her some. You might think it's only $20 or $30 and it's building goodwill and you'll be getting free sex with her when you arrive. However, the first $20 is followed by another and another and the free sex isn't likely to happen when you arrive..

Appreciate the insight looks like I'll stay off tinder and go off what's recommended on the forum also on these YouTube channels. Big issue is finding a Airbnb which allows guests which isn't the easiest to find. Does anyone recommend a Airbnb they have used in the past that gave them no issues with guests?

[Lucky Nuts]

Beer 3 - Street Chicks 0.

Based on the chicas in the youtubes I've seen I'd say it's Slapshot 3 and beer 0. Good job keeping a level head SS. The day you do it I predict you will be sorry LOL

[Lucky Nuts]

As usual excellent advice for all with limited "yellow taxi" experience, especially about not slamming the door. However, they don't use the word metro for the meter, but they actually use another word and I don't know how to spell it, but it's pronounced taxcemietro, so very close to what you said. Today I was in a cab and specifically asked the driver whether they ever use the word "meter" and he said no, they call it what I can pronounce properly but cannot spell.

I call it "el metro" and they know what I mean. Of course I am pointing at it too

[Lucky Nuts]

I agree that right now, Colombia is almost totally open at least for the time being for mongering versus anywhere else in the world. And with that being said, I have also noticed more gringos here now than ever before. Hence your analogy that Colombia is the Thailand of the Americas should also include the Philippines.

As far as a windfall for the Chicas, I think for the majority of them that won't be the case just because there are so many of them out on the streets competing with one another.

In the FB and SA arena which I frequent I agree there is no "windfall" for the chicas with Colombia becoming the Thailand of the Americas. I think there's still not that many guys coming down with Covid tests required both directions. Or maybe these chicas keep messaging me because I'm such a nice guy and easy money LOL.

But more seriously one difference I've noticed lately is the influx of black American guys, maybe former DR guys, now coming to Medellin and speak zero Spanish. They are usually a group of several guys together. I believe they frequent New Life days and Gustos nights. So maybe those venues are having a "windfall". I haven't been to either place in a couple years. But I hear the guys talking about where they are going.

[LoveItHere69]

Okay you get some points for trying, but instead of hanging in bars and drinking beers, you need to spend more time in the area and observe for a while, versus just taking laps.

I gave him the name and Whatsapp number of a Centro girl who is very similar in face and body as the one he showed a picture of. I speak zero Spanish but have so much fun with this girl. She understands dry humor and "reading between the lines". Always smiling and fun to give crap to because she gives it right back. She is not always at Centro. Maybe 2-3 days a week. Told him he is stupid not to at least do a 5-10 minute meet and greet. 5 days later he has not contacted her. He is stupid. He has no hunting skills what-so-ever. Sad really.

[SavePros321]

A simple no would have sufficed. I assume the remainder was for your own intellectual masterbation as I certainly didn't read it. Next time, just file it under UDGAF.

No need to be all up in your fee fees my dude. Just do your own leg work to get your own chicks, and be smart enough not to share your best gems with some random from the internet.

[MiamiSammy]

Don't take this personal but as general knowledge and an FYI, I did my background and leg work, chatted her up, and did the "heavy lifting" with her for a year to get to the point where she would provide me with her home address and let me visit her. Worth it and not easy.

I would never give out her contact info without her expressed permission which by the way I know she would not give. Furthermore, I would never make a referral for anyone whom I've never personally met and screened, and I generally do not want to meet anyone for that purpose. Nothing personal that is simply the nature of this intensely personal and individualized "sport. " And while I certainly hesitate to speak for others I think you will find a lot of other similarly placed mongerers share this same basic philosophy.

I have a late flight back to Medellin tomorrow. Cali was a real adventure. And yes I've been to Cali, Bogota and Medellin but I don't have enough experience to make any useful comparisons and recommendations, other than to say Medellin is my Happy Place. My "plan" is to try "Dr. Amor's" tomorrow here in Cali, on the recommendation of a couple of fellow mongerers as a desirable casa or strip club or whatever it is I'll find out when I get there. I don't go out to places like that much but I'm certainly open to new experiences. I prefer not to check into hotels super late I feel like it's kind of a wasted day so one of my favorite girls Sexy Dexy (3rd & 4th fotos) said I could crash at her place from the airport and that should make for a fun night and next morning. She's drop-dead gorgeous in my book and looks just like Sofia Vergara from the right angle when the light hits her right, jajaja.

A simple no would have sufficed. I assume the remainder was for your own intellectual masterbation as I certainly didn't read it. Next time, just file it under UDGAF.

[Osteoknot]

I took advantage of an opportunity that I would not have noticed before all the discussion here on Coffee, Candy, Nut and Vendor girls. I tagged a Window Washer girl in Cali! Jajaja. I was having a late breakfast in the open al fresco cafeteria on the ground floor of my hotel, with a nice view of a busy intersection. I saw this girl washing car windows. I made eye contact and smiled and she sauntered over and sat on this moto. I started a conversation with her 60/40, Spanish / Google Translate. After the usual introductions I asked her if she was hungry and she said yes. I bought her a 12 mil COP brown bag meal. Even though she was working the street I could tell she took decent care of herself. She had braces on her teeth and her nails were done and there was no bad smell coming off of her so I got down to business. I asked her if she wanted to walk up to my hotel room behind us for 50 mil COP. She didn't say no but said she worked this corner washing windows all the time and the people in the restaurant we're too gossipy. I liked this answer because it showed she had pride and some scruples. I told her I was checking out of the hotel in an hour and that I knew a place and increased the offer to a hundred. I let her think about it. I went upstairs to finish packing. I came down an hour later. She was sitting on a grass island with a couple of friends and she waved me down. I went over to talk to her. About 6 guys, her posse, came out of nowhere and surrounded me. For about 2 seconds I was nervous. I was standing there with two packed bags. Turned out they mainly wanted to talk to somebody who was from another country and speak a little English. I'm not saying they couldn't be dangerous, but I quickly didn't feel threatened. They became super friendly and wanted to know if I'd ever been to Hollywood and some other typical American Dreams and we actually had a really nice conversation. I could sense the chica wouldn't want to be seen getting in a taxi with me in front of them so I told her to follow me for a couple of blocks, which she did with a girlfriend, and then we grabbed a taxi. We went back to the Palazzo, that high-end Love Hotel where I made my pit stop two mornings earlier escaping from a Strata 6 apartment and Cali Girl #1 (see my other "On the Run" post). The security guard remembered me and we had a good laugh because he said never saw anyone check in at 8 am and stay alone before.

The Palazzo is a totally cool Love Motel. You walk up, tell them whether you want to be there for 3 or 8 hours, hand them the money and they hand you the key no questions asked. There's no request for identification from me or the girl. I paid 55 mil COP for 3 hours for the room. Nicest love motel room I've ever seen, actually probably top 20% of any hotel room I've been in, absolutely huge, spotlessly clean, and well equipped. She offered to bareback blowjob me for another 50 but I was so horny because I was one fuck behind, (Cali Girl #2 did not pan out, long story) I told her I didn't need it. Before either one of us got naked I told her I was going to pay her 120 and no extra for tip or taxi and she seemed happy to take it. Of course we both took showers. She was clean and small and tight, and very insistent I not show her face in any fotos. Super cute, tight little body, perky be cup tits, small tight pussy, my guess what she had about 50,000 miles on her, and if you're in the mood for a tiny ass she fit the bill perfectly. I was happy, but these one-and-done street encounters remind me why I like my regular chicas so much. There was very little interpersonal interaction. I easily popped my load and told her she could get dressed and leave. There was no hard feelings but it was pure business. I'm used to a lot of affection and mutual lust from my ranked line-up, but this was a nice change of pace. The thrill was definitely in the pursuit and capture, and not the dirty deed itself. Ostee Out.

[Knowledge]

This happens more often than it should. It's even more of a problem with cooopebombas, the app that caters to yellow taxis. Both apps let you pay with credit cards. You can set up credit cards as a default payment in fact. Some of the drivers are not et up to accept credit cards and they are not supposed to accept fares that have credit card payment selected. Sometimes the drivers aren't paying attention and other times they are just thirsty and don't give a damn. In any case you are under no obligation to pay cash if you requested the ride with credit card payment selected. When this happens to me I refuse to pay cash and the drivers complain then relent, because they have no choice. They don't want to bother with setting up their accounts to accept credit cards but in order to collect the fare when a rider refuses to pay cash they have to do it. It's been especially bothersome when I send a girl home and she later tells me the driver made her pay cash. I always tell them to confirm with the driver before they begin the trip. It got really bad during the lockdown because coopebombas was the only app and only yellow taxis were on it, and because there were very few fares to be had.

Had to take DiDi early this AM to "I don't know where but you cannot stay here" when Sexy Dexy's landlord suddenly decided to enforce the 'No Guest Policy" about which I was not aware. Anywho, two great nights with Dexy, and 4 out of the last six nights at the chica's place starting in Cali. Here's my point. My DiDi driver would only take CASH this morning, no credit cards, which they are supposed to be able to do. One thing I do love about Uber is the automatic on line payment without ever having to touch cash. My average ride is around 5 mil COP so it's not like it's hard to pay cash, but thought I should put it out there and let you guys know.

[JjBee62]

Well everyone I am thinking of taking the plunge and taking a trip for maybe 1.5 weeks to Colombia. Would any recommend a "tinder" type app where I can start talking to these ladies and set things up.

No. I wouldn't recommend a Tinder type app, or to spend much time with the ladies trying to set something up.

I agree with Mojo Bandit, Tinder is about the worst source for girls in Medellin. It's also the source used by a few different nefarious groups to set up and rob gringos over the past few years.

Unless you're just silly with money and need some excuse to throw it away, spending time talking with the ladies, trying to set something up, unless it's within 36 hours, preferably within 6 hours, is a waste of time. Most of them will agree to almost anything, if they know it's not for the same day. The story is almost certain to change when you're ready to finalize the deal.

Speaking of stories, you'll probably hear a few of those while trying to set things up. It goes something like this:

Hello baby, how are you? Are you in Medellin? No? I'm okay but I'm sad.

When you ask why she's sad (or bored, or what she's sick of) you'll get a brief story about how she needs money and could you send her some. You might think it's only $20 or $30 and it's building goodwill and you'll be getting free sex with her when you arrive. However, the first $20 is followed by another and another and the free sex isn't likely to happen when you arrive.

This isn't like your doctor's office where you make an appointment weeks in advance. Other than a brief, "I'll be there soon, I want to meet you", you don't need to set anything up until you're ready to ask how soon can they arrive. Then add 45 minutes, because they are usually late.

Read the forum. Learn what's available, where it's available and how much it should cost. Then decide which source of girls seems best suited to you. Then you can ask the right questions.

[Surfer500]

Some additional tips that I use with taxis.

Always check the meter when you get in the taxi. I believe the current starting point is 3300. I've gotten in taxis and seen the meter at as high as 14,000. Just say "Senor, el metro" and point to it. He should reset it. If you don't notice it, you'll end up being overcharged.

Last bit of advice that applies to taxis, Uber and DiDi: Close the door gently. Most of us are used to bigger cars with heavier doors. The quickest way to get on the bad side of a driver is to slam his door.

As usual excellent advice for all with limited "yellow taxi" experience, especially about not slamming the door. However, they don't use the word metro for the meter, but they actually use another word and I don't know how to spell it, but it's pronounced taxcemietro, so very close to what you said. Today I was in a cab and specifically asked the driver whether they ever use the word "meter" and he said no, they call it what I can pronounce properly but cannot spell.

[JjBee62]

I spoke with hotel management and cleared it up, the "daily housekeeping" is available but not included. It's 5,000 for a light cleaning / dust / sweep, or 50,000 for a full room service. I think it's shady to list it the way they do it. It should say "Daily Housekeeping available", like it says for breakfast.

But there's a washer / dryer, and comes with 4 towels, so they can be washed and dried.

The breakfast available may be outdated as well. Restaurant and bar were both shut down when I was there in November.

[Surfer500]

So yesterday they started Pico why Cedula meaning depending on whether your ID ends in an even or odd number your either allowed in or out of major stores, like EXITO, and it's nice as I was in EXITO today shopping and it wasn't nearly as crowded and faster to check out then before Pico why Cedula.

However, they have made some changes within the Metro operations, at least that is what I have observed the past two days which is not good. Yesterday I went to the Poblado Station around 4 PM and to use my Civica to get thru the turnsyle, they now have like a 10 second wait period before the next rider can swipe to enter. Okay so no big deal, I arrived at Parque Berrio and upon returning from ground zero at 6 PM, there was like a twenty minute wait for a car to come headed back to the Poblado station, where as there was three other cars going in the opposite direction. And when the car finally arrived, not everybody was able to get in because the car was so packed, and people were fighting others literally to let the people get off the car. So after finally getting in the car and staying close to the door and upon arriving at the Poblado station it was the same thing again, people literally fighting to get off and on. So so much for social distancing, they are trying to reduce exposure to the virus, but it's a total joke. So upon exiting the Poblado station they were still metering the swiping at the turnstyles, and there was a line from the Station at 6 PM all the way to Avenida Las Vegas, and 100 meters heading south. I have never seen such a long line to get on the METRO ever and it was probably at least an hours wait or more. And at 1 PM today I entered the Industriales Station headed to the Poblado station and although there was no line to get into the station, the car was jam packed upon arrival.

For the past month, and up until Thursday, the METRO has been great with no delays or waits or overcrowding but they've made some changes since Thursday. And it's a joke with all of the "footprints'" on the floor of the Metro cars to delineate social distancing.