Medellin Reports

[SlapShot10]

Pinky took her family to Guatape, today, so I took it upon myself to heed the advice of WorldTraveler69...

I found the wap number for Eros Spa on Mileroticos. I messaged, they said 60k and 25 girls working. It was about 15 minutes or so to walk there from near UPB. I went upstairs and they presented the lineup. I was forced to wear my mask while 20 Venezuelan heffers sweated their way into the room to stare at me. Ya? Ya. No gracias. Hoy no. I had to pay 10k for the viewing, and gladly handed over the money to get out of there. The girls were pissed they had to waddle back upstairs haha. I was kind of shocked. I'll chalk it up to Semana Santa, but it was the worst lineup I've seen in Medellin. Not a single girl even close to fuckable, in my opinion.

Then, I walked down to Avenida 33 and pretty much found anything between 80 and the Autopista is closed. Closed as in no longer there, unresponsive on wap. Off the top of my head, based on WT69's map, that includes: Dharma, Blue Room, Kassandra, another massage spot, and 1-2 places pinned as bars / discos (which, in fairness, would not be open at 1p).

Thankfully, Luna Lunera saved the day. There was ONE girl there, and she had just arrived as I did. When I left, there was another girl. The mamasan said they were waiting for me to leave to close until Monday. I paid 160k for a half hour (convenient because I brought 200k with me when I left my apartment). Had a much-needed shower, channeled my inner Blakman with a Spotify playlist, and we were off. Really cute face, operated stomach, natural tits, big firm ass that she said was no plastic. Started with a CBJ that was pretty good, then cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, then doggy, and standing doggy with her on the bed. Hair pulling, spanking, choking, restraining, the works as far as an expensive casa session is concerned. She had a good laugh at my Eros story. Note: this was my first Luna Lunera experience. The mamasan told me to come back after the quarantine when the girls are dancing and there is a good vibe. She also told me girls are allowed to enter both the club and the rooms. Not sure how they price would be affected. I'm assuming 2x the fee.

I got her Instagram and reached out to ask if she wants me to share her photos / name with gringos, but she hasn't replied. Anyway, she's the curvy blonde with the killer smile at Luna Lunera. Not platinum blonde, but blonde for Colombia. If she says yes, I'll share. For now, just about the only non-blurry photo from the session, with a little brightening edit, and another from her Instagram.

[Surfer500]

So on Tuesday afternoon I was set to meet my Tomboy in El Centro at 3 PM. I was meeting her there and we subsequently got in a yellow taxi at 4 PM and when she arrived I booked a room at the San Fernando Plaza Hotel in Poblado for $ 55 a night including breakfast. So different having a king size bed, flat screen TV, swimming pool and wet and dry saunas and a killer breakfast versus doing the deed at Zona Rosa where our romance blossomed. Sushi Light had two for one specials in Poblado on Tuesday night so since she had never had Sushi before it was interesting when she tried the Wasabi. I banged her three times, once after hitting the pools and Sauna, once before breakfast, and once again after breakfast.

Regardless, I have never taken my I phone 12 Pro to El Centro nor had credit cards in my pocket when I'm there but had to make an exception this time and honestly was a bit paranoid to do so while riding on the Metro and walking around El Centro so I just basically kept my hands in my pocket. Since the Tomboy was running late I decided to stand and observe the circus, and all of a sudden a brawl started with a guy going after another guy with a stick, and I was basically caught in the middle of it so decided to take pictures of it. It all ended peacefully and the Police didn't arrive to break it up, but it was almost like being at a boxing match with people scurrying over, hootering and hollering to witness the event. Who knows what the squabble was over, probably 2,000 Pesos.

So after the event, and feeling proud of myself after successfully capturing the Mayhem, I decided to take some photos in and around the area with my camera coming out for a few seconds and then put back in my pocket. As usual, and very near to the entrance of Zona Rosa there is a tall beautiful Vennie wearing a pink top. She always gives me the nod, but I never respond, and am waiting for Slapshot to take her arriba, but she is always in the company of her Vennie sister's who are mostly ugly and disgustingly fat. And there are so many fat Vennies, I think when they get to Colombia the land of plentiful and cheap food, they pig out. I see so many fat Chicas, both Vennies and Colombians in El Centro, so disgusting, and am perplexed how they are always there and rarely see them go with anyone. Maybe I'm missing something here, seems like there's more fat Chicas versus normal and / or thin Chicas. So is it a combination of low price and service (s) whatever that may be. I've seen very few posts here of guy's extolling how good the beached whales are.

Never a dull moment in El Centro!

[Surfer500]

Streets are quiet again at night. My balcony overlooks Avenida 70 and when I first arrived 3 months ago I posted a foto at night showing not one person on the street. Then things normalized over the next few weeks to where it was almost like Pre-Covid, except everyone was wearing a mask. Now it feels like a giant step backwards. Usually I close my sliding glass door to sleep at night because of the noise coming off the Avenue. Not necessary last night. I am flying home in less than a week. I will return when most folks are vaccinated and the curfews are lifted.

The girls are coming and going from my hotel without interference. But if it is your first trip to Medellin I would not come now. A buddy of mine who knows Medellin just canceled. The good news is things should change for the better once mass vaccinations begin. And the time line for that I would expect to be sooner than later.

I agree with some of what you have said and am trying to gauge how the way I roll will fit in with the new measures being instigated. Having the daytimes open is huge, versus being shuttered inside for the long weekends called "puentes" here. I have purchased using points with Jetblue for departure next Saturday, if I cancel, the points go back into my account and the taxes are refunded.

I may leave, or not leave. Not sure yet, and like you don't like what's happening, and the other board members who have been here since the onset of the Pandemic know the drill here. There's not much notice when the lockdowns are coming and they extend them on a moments notice. I suspect that by no later than next Thursday they will continue with the weekend lockdowns, and if that's the case I might fly out on Saturday and stay away a while until the curfews are lifted like you intend to do.

As far as most Colombians being vaccinated any time soon, along with the new strains, and the effectiveness of the vaccines, I don't see Colombia being able to vaccinate it's way out of the Pandemic if that's even possible given the vaccine availability for them. It's very concerning what's happening in Brazil as most people are aware of, and even Chile which has vaccinated approximately 14% of it's population almost on par with the USA is struggling, so the next wave may be a perfect storm, and I apologize to others who consider this a doomsday forecast, but it's just a thought and I hope I'm wrong.

As far as other board members coming down, and if they only have weekend lockdowns, but the daytimes are open all days, then this may be just be fine for some, and a no go for others depending on how they roll.

I also would not recommend anyone coming down here who hasn't been vaccinated. And my apologies to the other board members that might take offense to this but, it's just my opinion for what it's worth. I'm lucky that I've been vaccinated so I have been operating like I did here exactly like before the Pandemic and am on the METRO everyday. For guys who are here or are coming, if you haven't been vaccinated stay off the METRO and from riding the buses. What doesn't make sense is the situation with the main METRO line that runs North to South, for the past week they have reduced the trains in each direction to every 15 to 20 minutes, and now the cars are packed like sardines with social distancing being like six inches apart. So much for all the footprints painted on the floors, and the City besides regulating the flow into the METRO stations causing long waits should of been adding more cars versus reducing them. Doesn't make sense at all if they are trying to "reduce the spread".

So I'm not trying to scare anyone away, and I'm sure I will get some pushback on my thoughts, but am just trying to logically put things in perspective at least how I see them.

[Paulie97]

To kick off the new 5 PM curfew that starts this afternoon in Medellin I dedicate this post to AC / DC a "Whole Lotta Rosie", the perfect girl we are all searching for and just may not realize yet:

Want to tell you story.

About woman I know.

When it comes to lovin'.

She steals the show.

She ain't exactly pretty.

Ain't exactly small.

Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix.

You could say she's got it all.

Never had a woman.

Never had a woman like you.

Doing' all the things.

Great song, and even better, all based on a true story though the version differ somewhat.

https://dangerousminds.net/comments/..._of_the_real_w

[RacShack]

To kick off the new 5 PM curfew that starts this afternoon in Medellin I dedicate this post to AC / DC a "Whole Lotta Rosie", the perfect girl we are all searching for and just may not realize yet:

Want to tell you story.

About woman I know.

When it comes to lovin'.

She steals the show.

She ain't exactly pretty.

Ain't exactly small.

Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix.

You could say she's got it all.

Never had a woman.

Never had a woman like you.

Doing' all the things..

Stay safe buddy have fun! Any think the curfew will actually be lifted on April 5th?

[Osteoknot]

Streets are quiet again at night. My balcony overlooks Avenida 70 and when I first arrived 3 months ago I posted a foto at night showing not one person on the street. Then things normalized over the next few weeks to where it was almost like Pre-Covid, except everyone was wearing a mask. Now it feels like a giant step backwards. Usually I close my sliding glass door to sleep at night because of the noise coming off the Avenue. Not necessary last night. I am flying home in less than a week. I will return when most folks are vaccinated and the curfews are lifted.

The girls are coming and going from my hotel without interference. But if it is your first trip to Medellin I would not come now. A buddy of mine who knows Medellin just canceled. The good news is things should change for the better once mass vaccinations begin. And the time line for that I would expect to be sooner than later.

[The Tall Man]

To kick off the new 5 PM curfew that starts this afternoon in Medellin I dedicate this post to AC / DC a "Whole Lotta Rosie", the perfect girl we are all searching for and just may not realize yet:

Want to tell you story.

About woman I know.

When it comes to lovin'.

She steals the show.

She ain't exactly pretty.

Ain't exactly small.

Fourt'two thirt'ninefiftysix.

You could say she's got it all.

Never had a woman.

Never had a woman like you.

Doing' all the things.

Doing' all the things you do.

Ain't no fairy story.

Ain't no skin and bones.

But you give it all you got.

Weighin' in at nineteen stone.

You're a whole lotta woman.

A whole lotta woman.

Whole lotta Rosie.

Whole lotta Rosie.

Whole lotta Rosie.

And you're a whole lotta woman.

The perfect woman, 42" - 39" - 56" and weighing in at 19 stones or 265 pounds!

She is out there waiting for us hehehe.

The Tall Man.

[JohnnyO]

Guys when I land in Bogota I have 2 hours and 20 min to catch my connecting flight to MDE. The last time that was not enough time as the immigration queue was crazy slow and I missed my flight. Does anyone know if they have an express immigration service that you can pay for in advance like some other airports? I checked on the airport website but couldn't see anything.

[Lucky Nuts]

You guys worthless, Unless you get your Shots.

Stop reporting Nothing.

I am trying to keep up the Map and Lists.

Report something Useful!

About where you get Laid and what is Open?

Please!

Can't help you WT69 I only got laid in my apartments at Energy and San Peter. I tell my friends in USA Getting laid cheap in Medellin is like ordering pizza at home. It's really that easy. All my "hunting" was on Facebook and Seeking Arrangements. My best experiences came as friends of friends of friends of chicas on Facebook (thus non-pros) and a couple special chicas I met on SA. I'm loving the internet age.

No chica leaves my place without me pushing her hard for what friends she has that fit my description of what I like and can see in a day or two. Usually they will pull up their cell phone and show me pics of all thier friends and/or their conocidos. At least that's how it is with Facebook chicas as many know each other.

[World Travel 69]

You guys worthless, Unless you get your Shots.

Stop reporting Nothing.

I am trying to keep up the Map and Lists.

Report something Useful!

About where you get Laid and what is Open?

Please!

[ColombiaLover]

I was just there and things were pretty quiet from Friday to Tuesday, even during the day. I went to the airport at 3 am And the streets were empty. Girls were well aware of curfew and made sure to be gone and home before.

I'm good I'm going to make a wild guess--nobody pays any attention to the curfew. For the average person -- who cares? We have a law here everybody has to wear a mask guess what no one's even got a ticket.

Of course if you're a tourist that's another story.

[ColombiaLover]

I just returned from a short trip to MDE. It is my first trip back since I had my car accident in December and fractured two vertabrae. I am still not anywhere near 100%, but I was cleared to travel and I missed my honeypots. Given my health situation, I took with girls I already knew so they would work with me better on positions.

I arrived on Friday with food poisoning / stomach bug (that lasted until Saturday morning). The worst was Friday afternoon and things subsided enough (due to not eating) that I had one of my non-pros over. It was good to get back in the saddle. Figure out how to give good oral sex despite the neck having limited mobility. I love giving a chica an orgasm with my tongue.

Saturday I managed to see three chicas. Two FB girls who I have known for a while and another non-pro. One of the FB girls is fun for me because she is easy-going and give good service. She reminds me a little of Vale Garcia, for those who know her. The non-pro was sandwiched in the middle. She doesn't have a lot of experience and she has no boyfriend, but she loves oral sex and waits for me to come to give it to her followed by some sweet BBFS. My night girl was a FB girl who floats my boat. She's really into sex. Great time with her in the jacuzzi. Works hard on the BBBJ. Loves oral sex. BBFS. And just a fun girl.

Sunday is family day in Colombia. I was hoping to see a third non-pro, but it didn't work out, so saw my non-pro from Friday again. Just a sweet, easy going girl. A little shy, but loves her orgasms and enjoys fucking BB. Again, no boyfriend. I even message her mom on Whatsapp! Sunday night I was going to take it easy, but my FB pro from Saturday messaged me and asked if I wanted a trio with her sister. I don't do trios much, for a lot of reasons that have been discussed here, but knowing this girl's attitude about sex and fun, I was hoping the sister was fun. I was not really sure if it was really going to be her sister or just a cousin or friend she called her sister. So I said come on over!

They did not disappoint. Based on what I saw, I think the other girl is definitely her sister. She was only 18, so I wondered if she'd be shy or inexperienced. Ah, NO. This girl knew how to fuck. She was into it just like her sister. The sisters kissed, licking each other's pussies, sucked each others tits. The both blew me BB. They both fucked me BB. It was a great night. I will do it again.

Got my COVID test on Monday morning. I stay in Laureles so I went to a lab in nearby Laureles. I walked in about 9:30 am and no one was there. I got my test right away and got the results in about 30 minutes. I got there just in time, because as soon as I signed in, I'd say another 10 people showed up within the next 15 minutes. Back to the apartment to see my non-pro from Saturday. Repeat Saturday. I had the chance to see another (new) non-pro or a FB girl on Monday night, but decided it was better to take a good nap and then go to bed early as I had to leave for the airport at 3 am.

Never went out other than to the tienda once and to the ATM. Used Domocilios and Rappi for all food. Given curfew from 12-5 am, no real reason to try to go out.

Because of my injuries, I still tire easy and things can get uncomfortable if I move the wrong way. But I managed to give and receive oral sex and fuck, so I can't complain. And all of the girls got home before curfew.

Just a reminder. When you go to the airport. Have your COVID test and your Colombian migracion form done. Ready for a week in Medellin in April building up to a month in June.

[Queens35]

I arrived without a PCR test three days ago from the US. Colombian immigration told me that I need to quarantine. Then I caught an Uber to my airbnb and just had fun.

It's all fun until immigration decides to call you to make sure that you are in quarantine, or better yet they pay you a personal visit and you are out. That's going to be one hard and expensive lesson.

[JjBee62]

I'm good I'm going to make a wild guess--nobody pays any attention to the curfew. For the average person -- who cares? We have a law here everybody has to wear a mask guess what no one's even got a ticket.

Of course if you're a tourist that's another story.

It depends on where you are. In November on the night they shut down La 70 early, there were cops everywhere, stopping everyone, and the streets were quickly deserted. I imagine it will be the same in Parque Lleras.

However, there's certain to be parties going on in Bello and Manrique.

[Fun Luvr]

Any word on the protocol for those with full vaccinations?

The same as for those with no vaccination.