Medellin Reports

[GeorgeCarta22]

I'd like a girl who is under 25, slim, pretty face, beautiful long hair. Who at least seems to like me. I am very polite, clean. I am 63 and look 63 but I look good for 63. Tall. I have blue eyes. I prefer no implants. We can just DFK kissing, cuddling, give each other oral sex. Chat a little on google translate. I'm fine with that. And pay a couple of hundred thousand pesos for a couple of hours.

I am alone. There is not door man. There are a lot of cameras.

Thank you for your advice. Maybe I'll make a foray into Gustos and see what happens.

What bothers me is that I've visited a lot places over these many decades and I have a creepy feeling that a certain percentage of Colombians. Maybe it's 5% or 10%, look at me as prey and they are predators. Maybe I'm being paranoid. However I don't like this feeling. Perhaps: Next year in Cebu? An average Colombian girl would be a really hot girl in the Philippines. And a hot Colombian girl does not exist in the Philippines. Which is why I am in Colombia. (Of course beauty is very subjective; just my personal taste.) However I don't feel too safe around here in El Poblado.

DFK is hard to come by. But you can def work that into your negotiations.

You like the type of girl my friend likes. He was able to find more of the GND look at gustos but not that much.

I would check out loutrons too maybe even some other casas. You could get their whatsapp # from there.

Paisonprepago has a lot of girls you might like. But the internet website is tough to trust. I think a lot of people have used them though.

Hope you get what you're looking for. Gluck.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Like others have said, the gusto price is old news. The original post quoted is specifically about street girl. I was just there last night to pick up something I left at the restaurant the night before. One paisa came up to me and she did not quote in USD. She became stone cold and turned away without saying anything when I told her I had a cita waiting. Earlier this week, I was quoted in COP as well. I did see the type of girl you like in the park while they were changing into "work" cloth under those booths to get away from the rain. I guess these might open at 200 USD an hour because they are changing into more formal dress. Last time I was there in good weather, I saw at least one standing there wearing night gown too.

The street girls that quoted me $200 usd per hour were NOTTTTT the girls I like. They were just some really young braced out. No plastic done GND looking girls.

THAT is why I was suprised. If the girl LOOKED pro like done up, nails, plastic top and braz lift then I can get why.

Tbh maybe it was just an off night. And I only have a random Thursday-Friday as a data point.

Ill just have to go to medellin again and again and collect more data.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Whaaaat? Submit blood work to the club. I highly doubt that. They come and go into that place just like any other bar or nightclub. No different than walking into a bar. They pay a cover charge I'm sure, and probably have to have their ID checked but that's it.

Yeah no idea. Just what a friends family member whos from poblado area told me. He could def be bsing me I have no idea.

On the other hand though my friends protection ripped and the girl said she was getting her results the following week and sent it to him for peace of mind. No idea what to believe.

[RamDavidson84]

So I was just curious. Since I've been back I wandered around parque lleras quite a few times. Literally all the clubs around the area were empty besides gustos and black diamond maybe.

Has any one been to any other club besides gustos?

I stood outside in front of black diamond and it didn't have good talent walking outside.

Keep it Simple Stupid Weekend Warrior Guide to Medellin for those who don't use online apps.

Parque Lleras: Gustos and Black Diamond, which I assume used to be the Parque Lleras bar. Parque Lleras street walkers.

Strip Clubs: Fas Dos, La Isla, and Luna Lunera. These are your safest and best bets.

After party spot: El Faisan.

Daytime Massage: Loutron.

Take Uber everywhere. Rappi for food. Ibiza for a love motel.

For a weekend warrior this is how its done if you don't want to go the facebook or tinder route.

[Dcrist0527]

I'm completing trip number 20 to Medellin. While there are many on the board with more time on the ground, I feel comfortable to say I have knowledge of the lay of the land and a feel for trends. I'm not one for a blow by blow review. Rather, I'll just call out a few things people might find helpful.

I stayed at Hotel Dix. First time staying there. The accomodations are fair. It's clean. Convenient location if you hit up Lleras. It is very noisy. I'm not a particularly light sleeper but it was far from the most restful sleep I ever had. It is girl friendly. They have a security guard and a doorman. With so much focus on security lately, I was pleased with everyone I interacted with at Hotel Dix. I'd consider staying there again.

Overall feel: This is just my perception but there is a more on edge feel in MDE. I could be more influenced by the endless stream of bad news lately. But just an on the ground feel. It is different than even a few months ago. A friend that I will hang out with sometimes was pickpocketed in Lleras by a non-working girl. Took his phone. He didn't feel it, so she was good at her craft. He's really street smart. He reached for his phone, felt it wasn't there, looked up and saw the chica running. Though ill-advised, he chased her down and did retrieve it. The other difference is that the prices being asked are much higher. This has been widely reported on. I didn't pay more than 300 k for any girl. But there were some crazy asking prices. It really left me feeling very jaded. But then, you meet a true paisa that accepts the normal prices and MDE is back to being my favorite playground.

I rarely make recommendations but I'll offer up Geraldine at the Mansion. Really hot girl, in my opinion. All things considered, I'd rate her 8. 5 in looks. Granted, I had my beer goggles on but feel pretty confident in that score. Great personality. Amazing, amazing body. The BBBJ was unbelievable. I really can't find a bad word to say about her. No haggling. I would highly recommend.

The Mansion gets alot of bad press here. And I don't really stay at the hotel anymore. But that bar can be a great spot. The girls will try to milk you dry with drinks. But, if you tell one or two no, the chica network quickly relays that message. LOL But a great place to hang out with some good dudes. There are a couple annyoing regulars that seem to think they run the place. They are easily ignored and interesting conversation topics with the chicas. But last night, I counted about 5 girls that were near or above 8's. Probably 10 girls I would do. If you are less transactional, it's a great location to get to know the chica before pulling the trigger. Not a fan of the 50 k entrance fee. But overall, it's cost efficient. I went there with 600 k laat night. Had a blast. Hung out for a few hours. Had several drinks. Offered the standard mansion rate to the chica of my choice. Was a good night.

Gustos is usually fun to me. I was not impressed this trip. There are alot of sharks there. Obviously, someone is paying these prices. There are still some reasonable and nice girls there. But they are becoming a small minority. It was actually a fun place to people watch. You see some of these guys walk in. In 2 seconds, you can see what they are. It's actually funny to watch. The weekend warrior high rollers. The funny part is the sharks smell the blood in the water. I don't begrudge anyone with what they want to spend. But I'm amused by their actions.

Lleras: apart froym my amigo getting pickpocketed, I did pull 2 girls from Lleras and lived to tell about it. Both 250 k for whatever I wanted. Good experiences. And some decent looking girls available. But don't go before 10 pm.

Massage places: I love my massages. Still my favorite: Nuru massage at Happy Massage. I'd recommend Sofia or Lorena. FS not available but if you are into sensual massages, I haven't found one better, but you will shell out big dollars. Tried Aetnea Spa. Drew Andrea. Not a bad experience but I wouldn't return for her.

[Huacho]

I think Medellin is safer than a lot of other destinations like Thailand.

OMG no fucking way.

[MoonShot]

This.

Sounds like a poster who has an axe to grind. Getting a bit old.

I think Medellin is safer than a lot of other destinations like the Dom Rep, Philippines or Thailand. Can't comment on Mexico as I've never been. Willing to bet that far more westerners are killed in Angeles City (Philippines) than in Colombia in total. Colombianos will try to direct you away from dangerous areas in my experience and Parque Lleras is fairly safe to walk around, even drunk as it's well lit and loads of cops about (especially now as they set up checkpoints on all the entrances to the Parque).

Usually when you read into a foreigner being killed in somewhere like Medellin (or Angeles, Pattaya, Cancun, Sosua, et al.) its usually because the foreigner ended up doing something stupid, like in the post you quoted. Guy was shot resisting a mugging, I'm a self defence practitioner (Krav Maga) and the best course of action in a robbery is to give them what they want. No phone, no matter how shiny or wallet no matter how full is worth getting shot or stabbed over. I'm no fan of muggings but if you get to the point where there is a physical confrontation it's already too late to start defending yourself and you fucked up, prevention is much better than cure on this one, I'd wager that the people who mugged this guy were following him for a while.

By and large Medellin is pretty safe, unless you're an idiot. Just take basic self preservation measures like not getting into fights with locals, don't get involved in the local drugs trade, don't walk down dark alleys, not accepting candy from strangers, so on and so forth.

As a person who has been visiting Thailand and the Philippines for a while, I would disagree that Colombia is safer than those countries. I feel a sense of danger in Colombia that is not present in those countries,. Yes, you can take precautions in Colombia but you have to always be on alert. In Thailand and the PI, I am not always on alert. I would also say that the major cities in Mexico are safer than the big cities in Colombia.

There are a lot of positive things about Colombia but safety and crime is not one of them, in my opinion.

[Nounce]

I'd like a girl who is under 25, slim, pretty face, beautiful long hair. Who at least seems to like me. I am very polite, clean. I am 63 and look 63 but I look good for 63. Tall. I have blue eyes. I prefer no implants. We can just DFK kissing, cuddling, give each other oral sex. Chat a little on google translate. I'm fine with that. And pay a couple of hundred thousand pesos for a couple of hours.

I am alone. There is not door man. There are a lot of cameras....

You can try the bar at Mansion or book a room there for a day. You can search the word Mansion here to find more info. DFK is very YMMV, not a service offered freely.

Judging by so many videos out there, many criminals don't seem to care about being caught on camera. There is a video showing a man gunned down on camera in front of a crowded club on Calle 10 last week.

[TexasPistol]

What are you looking for specifically? All night? Cute girls? GND? Just one hour pop?.

I'd like a girl who is under 25, slim, pretty face, beautiful long hair. Who at least seems to like me. I am very polite, clean. I am 63 and look 63 but I look good for 63. Tall. I have blue eyes. I prefer no implants. We can just DFK kissing, cuddling, give each other oral sex. Chat a little on google translate. I'm fine with that. And pay a couple of hundred thousand pesos for a couple of hours.

I am alone. There is not door man. There are a lot of cameras.

Thank you for your advice. Maybe I'll make a foray into Gustos and see what happens.

What bothers me is that I've visited a lot places over these many decades and I have a creepy feeling that a certain percentage of Colombians. Maybe it's 5% or 10%, look at me as prey and they are predators. Maybe I'm being paranoid. However I don't like this feeling. Perhaps: Next year in Cebu? An average Colombian girl would be a really hot girl in the Philippines. And a hot Colombian girl does not exist in the Philippines. Which is why I am in Colombia. (Of course beauty is very subjective; just my personal taste.) However I don't feel too safe around here in El Poblado.

[Zeos1]

To be clear I did not choose any street girls at $200/ HR. I didn't even bother negotiating it. I wonder if I countered at 300 k cop they wouldve responded.

The gusto girls imo isn't too bad at $250 all night with 2 pops guaranteed. My friend got $300 for 3 pops till 5 am so he got the best deal.

Again I was about to get 300 k -400 k cop girls from paisonprepago or mili but the security guard advised against it. Said its more dangerous. I also had a bad experience with photoprepago in cartagena where the girl looked nothing like the pic.

But to do it all over again I would still go back to gustos, knowing they have to submit blood work to the club also gives me more peace of mind too.

Whaaaat? Submit blood work to the club. I highly doubt that. They come and go into that place just like any other bar or nightclub. No different than walking into a bar. They pay a cover charge I'm sure, and probably have to have their ID checked but that's it.

[Nounce]

Both the gusto girl and street park girls. Once I left gusto charge 150/ HR usd I approached some parque girls who were still saying $200 usd. I didn't even bother countering though.

Like others have said, the gusto price is old news. The original post quoted is specifically about street girl. I was just there last night to pick up something I left at the restaurant the night before. One paisa came up to me and she did not quote in USD. She became stone cold and turned away without saying anything when I told her I had a cita waiting. Earlier this week, I was quoted in COP as well. I did see the type of girl you like in the park while they were changing into "work" cloth under those booths to get away from the rain. I guess these might open at 200 USD an hour because they are changing into more formal dress. Last time I was there in good weather, I saw at least one standing there wearing night gown too.

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[GeorgeCarta22]

So I was just curious. Since I've been back I wandered around parque lleras quite a few times. Literally all the clubs around the area were empty besides gustos and black diamond maybe.

Has any one been to any other club besides gustos?

I stood outside in front of black diamond and it didn't have good talent walking outside.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Here's my deal. 63 years old. American. I live in the Middle East for the past few years (a long story). Cute for my age.

I landed in Medellin 9:00 pm Monday November 13. I'm here for two weeks in a not bad airbnb a stone's throw from Parque de El Poblado. I have a couple of thousand bucks still in my pocket. I'm leaving the evening of Monday November 27.

I spent months using Facebook last summer however I just got a lot of fake profiles. It didn't seem to really be working for me.

A few weeks ago I joined Colombian Cupid. Better, but still no cigar. I met two girls so far, both very very nice people. Both 19. One a single mom. Both chubby which is NOT how their photos look and is not to my taste.

On top of that on Wednesday night somebody stole my phone. I went out to buy a bottle of vodka as you do when it's about 11:00 pm you can't sleep and you are a borderline alcoholic. No guns involved thank God. But some kid came up to me with cardboard tray of snacks jabbering in Spanish and as I said "No gracias" he is sort of bumping into me. Two minutes I realize that he and my phone which was in my pants pocket have disappeared. The good news is that this phone was really a piece of junk which I purposely brought because I had heard about these thefts, however a new cheap smartphone Galaxy A03 set me back about $120 including a SIM and data.

Yesterday afternoon while wandering around a little bit in the general area of Parque lleras I passed a pretty girl. I would say very "girl next door" 20 year old pretty Hispanic which I love. Not chubby. I looked at her. She didn't look away as would happen in my native New York. She made eye contact and said a very friendly "Hola". I am intrigued. With a little Spanish and English she offered two hours of company for 300,000 pesos. I was just not in mood, too jet lagged and still upset about the pickpocketing however I am thinking "That sounds like fun. " Perhaps trolling around the Parque lleras / Provenza area and saying Hola to hot girls is the way to go here.

Everyone seems to get lucky at a different time and place, or unlucky as the case may be.

All serious suggestions are welcome.

What are you looking for specifically? All night? Cute girls? GND? Just one hour pop?

I like the silicone girls and girls done up for all night so if I were in your shoes striking out then I would hit up gustos. I would hit it up then get a BUNCH of numbers. All the numbers of all the girls who you think is pretty. Then you can whatsapp message them and negotiate through what's app.

I would also go to loutron and get their numbers too. I believe some of the also do outcalls as well.

You could get street girl numbers but with all the news and everything I would probably be more hesitant especially if you're by yourself. But if you have security and door man then I would feel more comfortable. Always take a photo of their ID too if the building doesn't already do that.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Whether on the street on inside of the club called Gustos, $200 usd is currently more than $800'000 COP. Anyone paying that much money for a short time romp is a fucking simp and there is no wonder why these guys are getting robbed and killed like every week LOL.

I have no sympathy for these "Makin it rain" Poblado Fuckboys. I'm sure more of them will continue to come down here flashing their gold chains and their iPhone 15 Pro Max 512 gb phones and make it rain and they will continue to get robbed and killed.

Maybe if enough of these gringos get killed then the rest will stop coming and then the girls will have to lower their prices back down to reality to attract the business of the local parceros.

To be clear I did not choose any street girls at $200/ HR. I didn't even bother negotiating it. I wonder if I countered at 300 k cop they wouldve responded.

The gusto girls imo isn't too bad at $250 all night with 2 pops guaranteed. My friend got $300 for 3 pops till 5 am so he got the best deal.

Again I was about to get 300 k -400 k cop girls from paisonprepago or mili but the security guard advised against it. Said its more dangerous. I also had a bad experience with photoprepago in cartagena where the girl looked nothing like the pic.

But to do it all over again I would still go back to gustos, knowing they have to submit blood work to the club also gives me more peace of mind too.