Medellin Reports

[Elvis 2008]

Drove 90 A from CTG to Barranquilla two years ago. Perfectly good, well paved, well marked, straight road. Divided highway (with tolls) near the cities. A little congestion near the ends, but otherwise smooth sailing. It's a little hectic /3rd world in the cities themselves, but out in the country mostly relaxing with very little traffic. I found even the secondary roads pretty good (well...some perfect, some not so much). I would definitely do it again...maybe even on a bicycle.

Yeah, I rented a car in Medellin and went to Rio Claro. Anyone looking for a fun excursion from MDE should look into it. The roads were good but the mountains made a quick trip tough. I looked at google maps on how long the trip. Rio Claro is only 73 miles from MDE but it takes five hours. Still, the roads were in good condition. I just spent a lot of times on a 2 lane road behind some very slow moving trucks. I know people may be worried about coverage but AMEX has a great policy for renting cars abroad.

From their site: AmEx Premium Car Rental Protection is an optional insurance package that can be purchased for an additional one-time fee of $24.95 per qualifying rental. This add-on upgrades the typical American Express rental car coverage to a primary insurance that offers additional protections such as coverage for longer rental periods (up to 45 days), a wider array of covered vehicles (up to $100,000 in value), and the added bonus of secondary insurance for personal injuries and property damage in the event of an accident. Incidents that occur with primary insurance such as this will not affect the driver's personally-owned vehicle's insurance in any way.

So long as you use your valid American Express card to fully pay for a qualifying rental, you decline full CDW coverage offered by the rental company, and the primary driver for the rental is the AmEx cardholder, you will be covered with the basic American Express car rental insurance. In order to opt-in for the optional AmEx Premium Car Rental Protection, you must call your car provider prior to picking up your rental to engage the additional service.

End of quote.

I think getting that kind of coverage for $25 is a really nice and underappreciated perk that Amex has.

[Knowledge]

Last week I saw a rare sight. The police in Plaza Botero launched a mini operativo on the lawns nearest the Nutibara Hotel. They seized bottles of glue. I assume the point of the exercise was to get the sacaleros to disperse. That area is where the sacaleros now gather.

I was going to suggest to this poster that finding someone to swallow their cum could be found in El Centro, but with him being such a rookie, and explaining to him that there's a sub-group of deplorables known as "Sacaleros" who work the streets who are so stoned out of their minds that they would do anything you requested of them. Yet being a rookie he would be terrified of them, and yes the stench can be over powering.

I have gone with a few not knowing they were Sacaleros when I went initially upstairs with them as they were not walking around with little plastic bags as most do. And there used to be what I call Sacalero Row to the left of the Museum before the invasion of the Venezuelans, and there were some smoking hot ones, typically very thin and cute, albeit they wreaked with a stench.

A friend of mine used to partake in them and anything goes with them.

Blakman might want to consider going with one of them, as there would be no problem negotiating with them and how may leches are included, except he would have to buy some 2 K bottles of pegamente to have at his apartment instead of popcorn.

[JjBee62]

I was talking about a meal plan that you sign up for. You choose your plan according to your diet goals, number of meals per day, etc. And the food gets delivered to your door usually twice a week if you sign up for a weekly plan. Each meal comes in a plastic to-go container and has a sticker with macros info on it. It is cheaper than ordering a take out from a restaurant / cafe and more convenient because you order once a week.

There's nothing like that that I'm aware of. I doubt there would be any market for it in Colombia, maybe in another 5 years.

It's probably not going to be cheaper in Medellin. It's hard to top a complete meal for under $3. With a delivery fee, about $3.60. Probably not more convenient either, since many apartments might lack what you need to prepare the meals. Not every place has a microwave, or an oven. Refrigerators tend to be fairly small and other storage is limited.

The other point is, why travel to another country and spend all your time locked down? I suppose it makes sense if you have a lot of food allergies, or if you're on a very, very strict diet.

Wherever you go you'll find reasonably healthy food options. Sit down, ask about their menu del DIA and give it a try. It's probably nearly as healthy as your meal plan, probably cheaper and you can sit outside and admire all the chicas walking past.

If you need even healthier options, try any of the 3 places I named. Mundo Verde has a few locations.

[Surfer500]

That happened to me once so I think I have a few whiskers for that. She showed up with a large black plastic bag, not the tiny ones that we usually see. She told me there was another place better than Premier Plaza so I went with her as I was curious. It was 16 mil. It is not too bad but there is no way it is as good as Premier Plaza. Later I found out she might have gotten a kickback because the next time it was around 5 mil when I went with a different girl that was new to the area. She also wanted 40 mil, instead of 30 mil that we agreed upon earlier. The session was pretty interesting, to say the least.

I saw some usually stationed at the park boundary by the sidewalk but it's too bad Pollo Negro pointed out the bags to me. In my view they are as hot as one can find elsewhere in Medellin if spinner is your type.

Yes, prior to the invasion of the Venezuelans about four years ago, they used to be lined up to the left of the Museum, and there were some darlings that were nice and thin. And the experience I had was kind of like fucking a zombie for lack of a better term, with the worst part, besides fucking a "space cadet", was the stench. Kind of like a heavy cigarette smoker, whom you can smell the nicotine, but the glue is much nastier coming from their pores.

Yet there were some hot looking ones that were hard to resist!

[Villainy]

So this begs the question, if you have ever barebacked a Puta do you just blow your load in her without saying anything to her beforehand?

I have a friend who has the same philosophy as you when bare-backing Putas, if they don't say anything, he blows his load in them.

I suppose if you are in a casa or a love motel where there is no way to trace back your identity that could be a preference. But if you are in an AirBnB or a regular Hotel, you may hear something later.

Like, "Hey Daddy, here is your summons and demand for a paternity test" and if you think you're immune once you get back to the States, well, you're not. We have international agreements concerning.

Child support.

[Surfer500]

Why do you assume the young virile guy will be treating them like shit?

It's not that I have assumed that they will treat them like shit, but I have heard many stories about women wanting the older guys because they are not as frisky and rough at times as the younger guys.

[JjBee62]

To each their own. My personal opinion is if your in your sixties and you still have the energy to travel to another country, stay in decent shape, have excess funds, party through the night and fuck an attractive latina- then you have my respect. Now I am not saying its a feat comparable to climbing Mount Everest, but to me personally its something I can have respect for. If your in your 20's, 30's, or 40's, its shooting fish in a barrel and the same as any other fiscal transaction. You pay "x" amount of dollars and get "y" in return. I know after a hard weekend I am beat and need a day to recover, I assume its only going to get harder as I get older haha.

In terms of what the pros look for, there number one concern is the amount of money they are going to be paid. I am assuming if they have their choice between a handsome 30 year old and an obese, impotent, 60 year old- they will probably choose the 30 year old as long as the money is the same. If my logic is flawed on this particular issue then Colombia has surprised me once again haha.

Your logic is flawed.

If you're a consultant and you're deciding between 2 jobs, both paying the same, which do you choose? Do you take the one which will require very little effort, or the one that will take 3 times the work?

Most of us fat old guys aren't going to play jackhammer for 60 minutes. We're not going to try positions which require the girl to be a double jointed gymnast, and we're probably going to be relaxed and pleasant the whole time. Most of us don't feel like we need to prove our manhood to the girl.

In other words, she works much less for the same amount of money. There's not a single grocery store in Colombia that gives a discount if the girl got the money from a young gringo. None of the girls will impress their friends because they can't work for 2 days after some young guy fucked them so hard and fast it rubbed them raw.

[Nounce]

Alright fellas I recently just finished a 4 day trip to Medellin I cut it short because I can tell it wasn't going to get any better but I want to know were I came up short. Ok for my trip I mostly went to Fase dos la Isla and gusto and to say these spot were lacking quality is an understatement Fase dos didn't have a single attractive chick the 2 days I went which is surprising since the place gets great reviews. After that la Isla was a little better but not much girl asked me for 300 dollars with a straight face. Gusto which is my style just a bar with freelancers those chicks seemed to be in there late twenties early thirties and were asking for crazy money as well I inquired about prices even if I didn't have an intention of taking chicks just to get a feel of the place. The only place that had a attractive chicks was Loutron that place didn't disappoint. From what other guys were telling me is that Medellin is really an online scene with facebook etc and the clubs are really just the side dish is that simply the case did I not go to the real places. In truth I saw hotter Colombian chick in Panama I'd go so far as my least favorite mongering spot behind Sosua Jaco the PI and Thailand which is crazy because people rave about this place and I thought it was average at best which suggest to me that I did something wrong. For the record I mean the old Sosua not what it is now. Even Jaco just had a better vibe to me.

I see that this is the second post about this subject. La Isla is 300 mil. I am surprised that the girls actually asked 300 USD as you pay the club so you can pay by credit card and that will shock everyone. Loutron is good but the girls seem a little older, and my experience is that they don't really offer better service. If you went to La Isla at 4 AM, then you went to the club called Paradise the next door.

[Nounce]

I have gone with a few not knowing they were Sacaleros when I went initially upstairs with them as they were not walking around with little plastic bags as most do.

That happened to me once so I think I have a few whiskers for that. She showed up with a large black plastic bag, not the tiny ones that we usually see. She told me there was another place better than Premier Plaza so I went with her as I was curious. It was 16 mil. It is not too bad but there is no way it is as good as Premier Plaza. Later I found out she might have gotten a kickback because the next time it was 5 or 6 mil when I went with a different girl that was new to the area. She also wanted 40 mil, instead of 30 mil that we agreed upon earlier. The session was pretty interesting, to say the least.

and there were some smoking hot ones, typically very thin and cute

I saw some usually stationed at the park boundary by the sidewalk but it's too bad Pollo Negro pointed out the bags to me. In my view they are as hot as one can find elsewhere in Medellin if spinner is your type.

[Mr Enternational]

I'm not going to say your logic is flawed, yet some pro's might not want a young virile guy relentlessly pounding on them and treating them like shit, where as an older guy might treat them better.

Why do you assume the young virile guy will be treating them like shit?

[Mr Enternational]

I am staying at least a month and yea I would like to meet a few non-pros. Fucking girls is slightly more enjoyable when its free and theirs a higher level of intimacy. Plus I don't really want to spend time with a pro doing tourist stuff with them during the day. I mean I would, but I imagine it would be better with a non-pro for things like going to dinner, a movie, etc. Now if its going to take me more than 2-3 dates, hell no I am not wasting my time. To be honest it would have to be a smoke show for me to ever go on more than 2 dates to fuck a girl and I better be getting my dick sucked on the second date or something. And of course I am going to be having pros on the side. Like I said, I ll give an honest report of what the non-pro scene is like for an American with limited Spanish in Medellin.

So you are just looking to use someone? Non-pros are going to be at work during the daytime unless you are doing the tourist stuff on the weekend.

[Mr Enternational]

In truth I saw hotter Colombian chick in Panama I'd go so far as my least favorite mongering spot behind Sosua Jaco the PI and Thailand which is crazy because people rave about this place and I thought it was average at best which suggest to me that I did something wrong. For the record I mean the old Sosua not what it is now. Even Jaco just had a better vibe to me.

So which monger places do you like?

[JjBee62]

Alright fellas I recently just finished a 4 day trip to Medellin I cut it short because I can tell it wasn't going to get any better but I want to know were I came up short. Ok for my trip I mostly went to Fase dos la Isla and gusto and to say these spot were lacking quality is an understatement Fase dos didn't have a single attractive chick the 2 days I went which is surprising since the place gets great reviews. After that la Isla was a little better but not much girl asked me for 300 dollars with a straight face. Gusto which is my style just a bar with freelancers those chicks seemed to be in there late twenties early thirties and were asking for crazy money as well I inquired about prices even if I didn't have an intention of taking chicks just to get a feel of the place. The only place that had a attractive chicks was Loutron that place didn't disappoint. From what other guys were telling me is that Medellin is really an online scene with facebook etc and the clubs are really just the side dish is that simply the case did I not go to the real places. In truth I saw hotter Colombian chick in Panama I'd go so far as my least favorite mongering spot behind Sosua Jaco the PI and Thailand which is crazy because people rave about this place and I thought it was average at best which suggest to me that I did something wrong. For the record I mean the old Sosua not what it is now. Even Jaco just had a better vibe to me.

What did you do wrong?

First you didn't spend enough time reading this forum. I just did a comparison of Barra Ejecutivo, Fase Dos and La Isla.

Second, the girl in La Isla, unless you were trying to take her home for all night, was almost certainly quoting you 300 k pesos. It's very common in Colombia to drop the last 3 zeros. You'll find many menus written that way, with prices of 7 and 10, for 7,000 or 10,000 pesos, not $7 or $10.

Gusto has also been beaten to death here. Inside the club girls typically want $200 or more. The same girls, at closing time, or outside of the club will take 200 k. You can find the same, often better in my opinion, type of girls anywhere else in the park for 150-200 k. That includes most of the other clubs, or just walking the streets.

Next up, what do you consider an attractive girl? I don't think I've ever been anywhere in Medellin where I couldn't find one attractive girl. On the other hand, I've never been anywhere where I've found the place full of my dream girls.

More so than any other place in Colombia and maybe the world, Medellin is an online marketplace. Once you've established a presence and reputation on Facebook, you have a catalog of thousands to choose from. If you can't find the type of girl you're looking for there, she probably doesn't exist in Colombia.

Probably the biggest thing you did wrong was judged Medellin based on it's similarities to other cities. If your ideal environments are the freelance bars, Medellin is going to be a disappointment. The same would apply if you're looking for blowjob bars.

Medellin has 3 strengths. It has the other stuff too, but only these 3 areas or where it really shines.

1. The casas. There are plenty to choose from and they tend to have diverse lineups. It's quick, easy and inexpensive, about $14 for a 30 minute session. There are a few which are more expensive.

2. Facebook. There are also several other online options which are widely used. Facebook allows you to build a dream harem, all waiting for you to say the magic word. It took me about 6 hours spread over 4 months to get 300 girls. Now I don't even look for them. I just look at the 10-15 who send me a friend request each week and decide which ones I'll add.

3. The Girlfriend Experience. Everyone says Brazil is better, but Medellin puts in a good showing. Although it varies with the individual, it's not difficult to get a girl who will treat you like her prom date for half the night for a reasonable price. While it might all be acting, they're damn fine actresses.

There are also the street girls, the strip clubs, the higher priced escorts, the non-pros, and so much more.

[SlapShot10]

After nine months of debauchery, what's in store for you next?

Back to prison for the holidays, and the only question is: Rio for NYE then Medellin, or just back to Medellin after Jan 1. A one-way to Medellin was extremely cheap for Jan 1-2.

Oh come on man. You got to give some of the Santa Fe hunnies some love. Yes, there is a lotta rough there. The chocolate energizer bunny known as Alejandra had the best body of any woman on my trip. And Vanessa from Fiebre had the nicest ass. When she gets on a stage and shakes or fucks you cow girl, she moves like no other. Both these women are SF creatures and hot, hot, hot.

I'd be all over that black gold! I wasn't terribly impressed by Santa Fe, or Bogota, in general. Although, I've tried 6-7 times to bang a chica in Centro and I've never managed to find anything. Well, a couple take-outs from Conejitas after exchanging numbers, but I'd put that in a different category.

[Surfer500]

Puts my dick in her mouth and sucks it until it cums, guess what?

If she puts it in her pussy and fucks until it cums, guess what?

I already knew what your answer was going to be, yet just for others on their behalf, I had to ask, and I am sure some of them are aghast, but I'm not.