Medellin Reports

[Balboa]

I can not tell a mf what to do or what not to do. I can not tell a mf how to act or how not to act. I can not tell a mf what to pay or what not to pay. I can not tell a mf what to wear or what not to wear.

It may take some guys buttering a chick up. It may take some guys putting on their Sunday best. It may take some guys paying way more than other guys. It may take some guys bringing hookers gifts besides money.

All I can say is that I am just myself and I get great results just being me. No special nothing. Just plain old me. If you are trying to make yourself into something that you are not then it probably will not work anyway. Like when I tried to make myself into a married guy. That lasted all of 2 years. No fights or arguments or anything like that, but I could no longer fool myself. I am a player. That is just my personality.

Exactly! However, there are MFs who thrive on telling others what to do.

Peace.

[PunkedLife]

Medellin is a hot climate? What would you wear in the Caribbean or Thailand, a speedo and flip flops?

Maybe some of y'all speak that fluent Spanish with no hint of an accent. If not then you are labeled a gringo. Even fluent speakers sound like gringos. So wear what you want is all I'm saying because it doesn't matter. What matters is whether you are that seasoned accent no BS gringo or that naive or carefree / flaunt yo wealth gringo. These people been dealing with gringos for decades. So I'm going to continue wearing what's comfortable and everyone should too. If you like rocking jeans then do you.

[MarquisdeSade1]

While mongering pros can easily see through such, this type of a post can mislead newbies into unnecessarily miserable experiences.

It is true that a correlation between donation rate and experience is poor, but claiming that paying less earns you better service / more respect and even freebies is just ridiculous. Occasionally getting lucky should not be confused for solid proof.

I wrote.

I have found most putas respect the guy that pays less, this is a generalization of course, the greediest ones (the sharks won't) but in my experience the less I offer, the less I pay, the more I get.

I clearly wrote this was a generalization for mongers, do you know that word?

Occasionally getting lucky? That wouldn't apply to me because this is they way I monger, and I stand by the results.

The less I pay the more I get period, this is not serendipity!

And yes I have paid $500 before.

So I feel qualified to compare price vs service recd, it is solid proof for me if not for you.

"It is true that a correlation between donation rate and experience is poor" you write this then say what I state is ridiculous? Really? You seem confused.

And I have found the less I offer indicates to them they are going to have to accept the little I offer or get nothing.

If they want to fuck me they better take what I offer, and that leads some of them to fuck me for free because my theory is.

They may want to fuck me and consider it was a non P4P screw for them and forego the stipend I was offering.

Because that's what I consider my payment a stipend, not a King's ransom.

I prefer to give them money for a meal not to buy a car.

[PunkedLife]

While mongering pros can easily see through such, this type of a post can mislead newbies into unnecessarily miserable experiences.

It is true that a correlation between donation rate and experience is poor, but claiming that paying less earns you better service / more respect and even freebies is just ridiculous. Occasionally getting lucky should not be confused for solid proof.

Guys that don't overpay tends to mean said guy has game. Having game even when dealing with putas is what gets you better experience. It really has nothing to do with paying less or more. Also being willing to walk away or tell a ***** to leave if she ain't being cooperative regardless if you paying her or not is what increases positive experiences. Many women out here regardless of where they live ain't worth a shit but guys keep putting them on a pedestal. So charge these bitches and move on to someone who is enjoyable to be around. Your time should be the most valuable thing to you.

[Kib123]

I have found most putas respect the guy that pays less, this is a generalization of course, the greediest ones (the sharks won't) but in my experience the less I offer, the less I pay, the more I get literally and figuratively, but go ahead and pay more than you have to and believe this if you want, but I seriously doubt grown men here with healthy self esteem will agree.

You talk about a payoff, LOL my idea of a payoff is getting it for free when I'm looking to pay for it, now that's what I call a payoff.

I'm looking to get it cheaper than everyone else, and I wind up getting it free.

At least in my case paying the minimum can lead to freebies, conversely I know guys that pay the max and totally get shammed and get nothing.

As goffering likes to write, paying more than one has to doesn't endear oneself to 3rd world putas, it only gets oneself labeled as an easy mark.

This is not rocket science bro.

While mongering pros can easily see through such, this type of a post can mislead newbies into unnecessarily miserable experiences.

It is true that a correlation between donation rate and experience is poor, but claiming that paying less earns you better service / more respect and even freebies is just ridiculous. Occasionally getting lucky should not be confused for solid proof.

[Kib123]

I can not tell a mf what to do or what not to do. I can not tell a mf how to act or how not to act. I can not tell a mf what to pay or what not to pay. I can not tell a mf what to wear or what not to wear.

It may take some guys buttering a chick up. It may take some guys putting on their Sunday best. It may take some guys paying way more than other guys. It may take some guys bringing hookers gifts besides money.

Mr E, Your wisdom is always refreshing.

[Surfer500]

I am definitely not a Centro street rat. I love walking the streets, but I don't have any urge to pull from there. Although I do have a thing for the girls in the diviest of the dive bars. I'll have to make at least 1 visit there before I go.

As you recall I was curious as to how you roll in Medellin, and find it interesting that you have no desire to pull from the streets. I thought you might, and would of never known until you started reporting since arriving.

What's so nice about Medellin is that there are so many ways to roll, with something for everybody, with no way being the right way or the wrong way.

[Blakman]

You are dead on with the 19 year old. Cause the guy on the phone sounded angry and she seem so confused. So yes she probably was in a haste to get back to boyfriend. She ask for cab money. I said no. Saw her walking the streets to a cab. About the viagra. She said what is that cause I had the prescripted bottle LOL. I said viagra get my dick hard. About the liquor. There was an african guy next to me getting blitz. Offered me few shots. So no need to buy or sneak liquor in. Slapwisdom you should know by now I aint spending lots of money on nobody except my 2 daughters and momma. But I like Gusto. One day I will surprise yall and pay for something LOL.

Blakcardman, look at you! Who is this guy?! I can't believe you didn't sneak a small bottle of aguardiente into Gusto, given the prices in there. Anyway, solid move with the 8, because the alternative was paying whatever the 4-night stay guy was offering. Sounds like you made out, in the end. Although, what are the chances it was a little role reversal, and YOU were the guy spending lots of money on the 19 yo, while she was rushing off to her traqueto boyfriend? The popping a viagra while you guys were in the can is just next level veteran confidence.

Gusto is straight up business, typically, in USD, as you mentioned. The nice thing is, you can get lucky with timing. Now, you have an ally in the viper pit. If you walk in there early or late enough, and she is there, you can take her at 130 k, or less, or maybe even one of her friends / colleagues.

I hate the taxi bullshit, but you probably won't make that mistake again. Good report.

[Surfer500]

She says show me. I show her. She then says pay me. I say no. She seems really confuse. We get into it and she's really affectionate. Moan while I am kissing on her neck. Sucking on her titties. I motion for head job. She pause then goes at it for little. Tries to put on the condom. I say no mas. She continues to suck and I force her head down. She likes that. 2 girls in a row. She sucks more with no needed assistance except for forcing her head down. You see the saliva. Nice she's into it. We put on the condom but she's shielding me from really fucking her. She gets a call and she's frustrated. I hear het tell the person 20 minutes. I tell her listen if its good I will bring you back. She says ok but clearly she's worried about the person rushing her. We go doggy. She lets me hit it good for few minutes then act like I hurt the pussy LOL. I remind her cut the bullshit. We go to missionary and I try to cum but can't. Get her to jerk it and she jerks me off. Normally I would be pissed. But I really couldn't blame her. I honestly think she wanted to get freaky but she came with others and had time restraints. I got my moneys worth from looking at that fresh body. And that's my night.

Your reports never cease to be entertaining while being honest, keep them coming.

Regarding your evening, was your eight flipping you off, or just teasing you in Gustos. And then upon leaving Gusto's the taxi driver tries to rip you off, the Chica wanted to be paid first, then she pulls the cock blocking maneuver on you, and then tells you she can't take any more of a pounding, and your out 140 K for all of this. If it had been a stellar experience it would of been worth it, but as it turned out it wasn't, and don't take this the wrong way, but I think operating as a Cheap Charlie in Gustos is rarely going to reap good experiences versus the big spenders in the place. And contrary to what you may think, being cheap with the chicas in El Centro can have the same result as well, with hurried and rushed sessions.

[SlapShot10]

So two things happened here. She did leave with the guy who was spending money on her. But at the same time she showed respect for someone who has not spent lots of money on her. We got in the can and I took my viagra pill right front of her. She gets a call and she's frustrated. I hear het tell the person 20 minutes. I tell her listen if its good I will bring you back. She says ok but clearly she's worried about the person rushing her.

Blakcardman, look at you! Who is this guy?! I can't believe you didn't sneak a small bottle of aguardiente into Gusto, given the prices in there. Anyway, solid move with the 8, because the alternative was paying whatever the 4-night stay guy was offering. Sounds like you made out, in the end. Although, what are the chances it was a little role reversal, and YOU were the guy spending lots of money on the 19 yo, while she was rushing off to her traqueto boyfriend? The popping a viagra while you guys were in the can is just next level veteran confidence.

Gusto is straight up business, typically, in USD, as you mentioned. The nice thing is, you can get lucky with timing. Now, you have an ally in the viper pit. If you walk in there early or late enough, and she is there, you can take her at 130 k, or less, or maybe even one of her friends / colleagues.

I hate the taxi bullshit, but you probably won't make that mistake again. Good report.

[Blakman]

Its a signature humorous thing she loves to do. She did it in dancing video. She did it in a video while she was sucking my cock. She does it when we are joking around. I could understand your misinterpretation having not been around her. Very silly and humorous girl. Even in bed. But her performance to be so pretty is incredible.

The only meaning of the middle finger that I know of is "Fuck you" or "Fuck off". Do you understand a different meaning of that gesture?

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[ChuchoLoco]

Took a cab to lleras. Nice crowd. Few girls in the park area. Decided to go in lleras park club. I love the music there. Bought a drink 20 mil. I take a look and guess who I see. My 8th. Oh shit. Looking blazing. She notices me as well and we smile. I realize the situation and she does as well. She's in the club to make money. She knows I am not spending. So my decision is to give her space and she carries on doing what girls do in gusto. She disappears with a group of vip guys.. I see my 8th. A guy is buying her shots. She looks at me smiling and giving me the middle finger while the guy doesn't see. I am kinda shock of the attention cause the guy is focus on taking her back to the hotel. She does it a couple times to me again. I blow her a kiss and smile. Understanding the dynamics. She did tell me she gets 300 mil for like 10 minutes when we spent time in quarantine. Wondering why I am fussing over 300 mil a week I am paying for her time. I am starting to think maybe she really liked me. I mean she looked hot. Easily top 10 in there. The most I have done for her was had burger king delivered once. Each time she ask for money in the states I deleted her. Since I have been I rejected her. And when she came she let me videotape everything. So two things happened here. She did leave with the guy who was spending money on her. But at the same time she showed respect for someone who has not spent lots of money on her. This seg way into the argument of paying less or more. Who the girl respects..

20 mil for a beer? A cheap guy wouldn't pay 20 mil for a beer or am I missing something? Your 8 gave you the finger and you think maybe she likes you? You paid 120 mil for a cutie and that's a good price but for how long and you were rushed because of phone call plus HJ finish. You should have been pissed but you only paid 120 mil that's why you got half ass treatment and phone call. The call is a scam to cut things short. As long as you are happy is what counts, I guess but please explain how buying a beer for 20 mil is being cheap and getting the finger means she likes you.

[BootyBandit84]

Took a cab to lleras. Nice crowd. Few girls in the park area. Decided to go in lleras park club. I love the music there. Bought a drink 20 mil. They have girls working in there to get you to buy drinks and to go home with. Approach a few girls get there numbers. Dance a little. Girls are nice but not stunners. Finish my beer check out the park area. Notice quite a few people going in gustos. Decide to head up there. I start to understand the dynamics of Gusto. The girls really look hot. Dolled up and everything. The fellas are business men, ballers, are fake ballers looking to have a good time. I am debating do I scrap my cheapy charlie mentality cause last week proved to me chicks going to hold at there price. Maybe things change at closing. I decide to stay being me and just enjoy window shopping. I take a look and guess who I see. My 8th. Oh shit. Looking blazing. She notices me as well and we smile. I realize the situation and she does as well. She's in the club to make money. She knows I am not spending. So my decision is to give her space and she carries on doing what girls do in gusto. She disappears with a group of vip guys. The music is banging. Majority blacks and other professionals who are very comfortable with having good time forking out big cash. A chick gets aggressive with me. I say how much. She says 160 dolares. I guess mil pesos language doesn't exist here LOL.

I was in Lleras last night too from about 9-11 and I agree with you that the pickings were not what I hoped for on a Saturday night. I got a couple number form ones I thought were decent looking though. I didn't go in to gustos but I thing I would have a hard time keeping my face straight if a girl quoted me 160 dollars haha. I would have a hard time not laughing my ass of, after all that money would pay for 6 of my Facebook girls! I'm heading back to the states tomorrow but I had a great week here in Medellin. Specially thanks to Jbee62 who was great to hang out with and showed me around the city. I'm already planning a return trip in January haha.

[Fun Luvr]

...I see my 8th. A guy is buying her shots. She looks at me smiling and giving me the middle finger while the guy doesn't see. I am kinda shock of the attention cause the guy is focus on taking her back to the hotel. She does it a couple times to me again. I blow her a kiss and smile. ... I am starting to think maybe she really liked me. ... But at the same time she showed respect for someone who has not spent lots of money on her. This seg way into the argument of paying less or more. Who the girl respects. ...

The only meaning of the middle finger that I know of is "Fuck you" or "Fuck off". Do you understand a different meaning of that gesture?

[Shamester]

Yes you know the area well. Pinpoint directions.

If any of you guys do go to the clothing area make sure you don't pay the sticker price. A great place to get a good deal.

Yes. This is the best place to buy denim. Great pricing with huge selections. Bargaining is encouraged and required to avoid overpaying.