Medellin Reports

[Osteoknot]

Hey if you guys know any American working girls in Colombia hook me up by pm. I'm looking for someone who can call me daddy with an American accent while we fuck.

Ok, True story, in Kanada there is this girl that I was loving, so I'm trying to talk this girl into calling me daddy. So she says, "What? No way!" So I tell her, "But listen, after all the things we did in the bedroom you can't call me daddy? I practically had it balls deep in your ass, and that was nothing, it was like having breakfast." She slowly turned her head towards me, glared, she was breathing fire, and then with a heavy French accent, "Fuck you, I'm not calling you daddy!" Her eyes Became narrow like cats do.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhahahahaahahahahahahaha. ROLF LOL haahahahahahahhahahahahahhah the dog house! hahahahashasahhahahahhahahahahahahhaa

Lay down the law, fellas. 25,000 per hour. And I'm doing you a favor here.

Maybe "Papi" doesn't float your boat like "Daddy" but think of it like a Spanish lesson. And Papi is a term of endearment.

[Osteoknot]

The chances of an unemployed young female Colombian, with no family in the US, granted a tourist visa to come to the US is virtually zero. And it would take a lot of time and money to discover she is denied.

As in you personally tried or your best spooning buddy tried and told you all about it during those intimate spooning moments you shared? Jajaja don't mind the sarcasm, I received the "The message you have entered is too short. Please lengthen your message to at least 10 characters" error message so this is my second try, jajjaja.

[Surfer500]

I am staying out of this battle with you and frankie..

What about re-hiring me and letting me take you on a tour in El Centro, and the first lay is on me.

Maybe if Jbee2 is in town he could tag along as well.

Just imagine how much fun it would be, kind of like the three amigos on a stroll thru the park. Heck, we could even wear sombreros, I would wear my surf trunks and flip flops, you could wear your white shorts / sneakers and ball cap, and I have no clue what Jbee2 might wear, but I'm sure we would totally blend in with now one paying any attention to us.

A good time to be had for all.

[JjBee62]

I have a question for you guys, have you ever invited a girl to come and visit you in the US instead of you going to Colombia? I am asking because I have a friend who has a reserved suite in Las Vegas and is willing to invite someone as an escort for a weekend.

I don't know if this is possible considering that you would have to have met the girl first and she would have to have a visa, but has anyone ever pulled it off?

There are already hookers in Las Vegas. Probably much easier than spending 90-180 days trying to get a girl a visa just to find out she will almost certainly have her application rejected unless she owns property in Colombia.

[JjBee62]

Guys I'm planning to visit MDE soon, reading the forum daily and gathering a ton of info. I'll stay in a Airbnb. One thing that's making my head spin all this talk about Cedulas and condo doormen.

The last thing I want to do is book an apartment for 3 weeks and then have issues taking chicas back.

Here is what I'm unsure of / need clarification on.

Is it possible that I can book an apartment where the owner confirms I'm allowed guests but a doorman becomes a gatekeeper and denies entry?

I'm already scoping out Airbnb's and one states in the rules "visitor friendly" once over 18 with government ID, again who's checking this?

Generally speaking how are these doormen, can they be ok for a few days and then decide no more chicas or are they generally laid back and don't give a rats ass.

Maybe I'm overthinking this but I've never had to deal with condo gatekeepers while mongering.

Most apartment buildings will have security controlling access, called porteros. Unless you're being a dick or causing problems, you have nothing to worry about.

[JjBee62]

I seem to remember in one of your posts that you said BBBJ was a must for you, please tell how you ask for this requirement in Spanish. Thanks.

Oral natural.

Sexo oral sin condon.

Chupa me sin condon.

Pone tres dedos en mi culo why llámame tú perra.

[JjBee62]

Surfer500 if you want to be rude by all means do so. Does not bother me.

Blakman Wrote "I am backing you frank1" because it appears blakman Agreed with some of my statementts regarding Colombian photo ID and security.

Then blakman Wrote "Now you lost me No more backing you. LOL" After I made an amusing joke.He even included a laughing out loud as a result of the joke.

Nowhere has blakman Called me a spade, nor said I had been off from the go, nor said that I am like S job Chronicles, nor said I am Amusing, nor somewhat credible, nor that I am absurd.

So why are you putting words into blakman mouth? Black man never said he is learning to call me a spade. He didn't say those things. You, surfer 500, said those things. Surfer 500 that is your own personal opinion.

You know whether you like my post or not I have actually contributed a lot of information. I'm not here to make friends. And I understand I made an crazy amusing joke. Not making apologies. Because I wanted to make that joke.

You surfer 500 keep questioning the veracity of my posts. But you have no evidence nor can you prove that I am lying about anything. So congratulations keep up your critical thinking and read up on Socrates and his friend Aristotle.

But remember this is just your opinion. How about you consider not being rude and let other people make up their own minds, and not put your own words and opinions into their mouth..

You tell him Frank!

What were you thinking Surfer? Being rude to Frank? Everyone knows being rude is my job. Stay in your lane.

Sorry about that Frank. I've been very busy and haven't had time to be properly rude to you. I'm sure Surfer500 was just trying to cover for me.

Nobody doubts your conversation with the 6 red flags girl. It's just that nobody understands why. Anyone with more experience hiring hookers than the Pope, would have walked away after the 3rd red flag. Yet you said her scam was the trickiest one yet. There was nothing tricky about it.

Surfer500 rightfully called you out, that rude bastard. From your posts it appears you have never been to Colombia. It also appears you have very little mongering experience. I don't know if you realize it yet, but none of your jokes have been amusing. As a side note, if you were taking shrapnel in Cambodia while everyone else was watching MTV, you were taking it from a museum.

If I had to guess, I'd say you're probably from a Scandinavian country and you have never been outside of Europe, but that's just a guess.

Prove me wrong. Post something which shows you've been to Colombia.

[Blakman]

I am staying out of this battle with you and frankie.

Your learning now when to call a spade a spade, something has been off with the posts from the get go, kinda like the Sjob chronicles, amusing at first, somewhat credible, and then evolving into the absurd.

Maybe now you will consider rehiring me, or perhaps even Jbee2, I could take you deep into the bowels of El Centro and get you laid for 20,000 COP including the room, with a "woman", yet you would have to be tied, blindfolded, and dragged to go along with the program.

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[SpiderRider]

I have a question for you guys, have you ever invited a girl to come and visit you in the US instead of you going to Colombia? I am asking because I have a friend who has a reserved suite in Las Vegas and is willing to invite someone as an escort for a weekend.

I don't know if this is possible considering that you would have to have met the girl first and she would have to have a visa, but has anyone ever pulled it off?

The chances of an unemployed young female Colombian, with no family in the US, granted a tourist visa to come to the US is virtually zero. And it would take a lot of time and money to discover she is denied.

[Knowledge]

The original poster seems disinclined to RTFF about this subject. A quick workaround is to rent a place in one of the punter clubhouses like San Peter and others. If that's not the preferred way then I recommend a quick search of Lugnut's posts during the May and June period. There are some helpful hints of what to do and what to avoid doing.

This has been covered in this thread in the past and the answer is yes! When you write the people in Airbnb or whichever app you use always ask their policy on visitors and the buildings policy on visitors. I haver heard many people say it can go against you either way. Sometimes the owner of the apartment does not want to be associated with prostitution even though the building has no rules against it, and sometimes the building has rules against it even though the owner might not mind. So I repeat: you need to message the renter using the Airbnb message service and ask about both the buildings policy on visitors and the apartment owners policy on visitors.

[JjBee62]

*IT WAS JUST A JOKE ALERT* something very similar actually did happen but I fixed it up to make a better story. And the girl still loves me.

Lay down the law, fellas. 25,000 per hour, and I'm doing you a favor, here.

I'm not sure keeping guys from getting laid is much of a favor.

[JjBee62]

Some of us have to find out the hard way that there are all kinds on this board. I learned when I hooked a guy with a chick in Thailand with her permission, but after their meeting she never spoke to me again for some reason. Even when I ran into her in public she would ignore me. I will talk about the where, when, how much, but you got to find your own who. YMMV anyway so no sense in chasing after a chick because of someone else's experience with her. Create your own experiences.

Ding! Ding! Ding! We have a winner!

There are probably 20,000 hookers in Medellin who have never fucked a gringo. There are probably another 50k women who would happily give it up if only someone would ask.

I was walking El Centro with a guy who was a pro level Centro rat. He kept stopping in stores and at kiosks because he knew a woman that worked there. Some had been girlfriends, some one shot girls.

Then he stopped at a kiosk run by an old woman and her granddaughter. He talked to grandma for a few, told her he wanted to take the girl back to his room. She had him buy a dress for 20k. He bought it, gave it to the girl. She gave it back to granny, who hung it back up, and off he went with the girl.

[Mojo Bandit]

Guys I'm planning to visit MDE soon, reading the forum daily and gathering a ton of info. I'll stay in a Airbnb. One thing that's making my head spin all this talk about Cedulas and condo doormen.

The last thing I want to do is book an apartment for 3 weeks and then have issues taking chicas back.

Here is what I'm unsure of / need clarification on.

Is it possible that I can book an apartment where the owner confirms I'm allowed guests but a doorman becomes a gatekeeper and denies entry?

.

This has been covered in this thread in the past and the answer is yes! When you write the people in Airbnb or whichever app you use always ask their policy on visitors and the buildings policy on visitors. I haver heard many people say it can go against you either way. Sometimes the owner of the apartment does not want to be associated with prostitution even though the building has no rules against it, and sometimes the building has rules against it even though the owner might not mind. So I repeat: you need to message the renter using the Airbnb message service and ask about both the buildings policy on visitors and the apartment owners policy on visitors.

[JjBee62]

You haven't done nothing wrong mate. You have just shared your opinion about her. What's the difference if someone says his opinion through PMs or public?

The difference is, many girls don't want to end up on "the internet. " Some get quite upset about it. If it's a girl you wanted to repeat with, that could be shot down. Worse though, the girls all talk to each other. Your problem with one girl might get you blocked by 50 girls.

I don't even share info in PM without checking with the girl. Not going to get burned again.

[JjBee62]

Know some cam girls up in Bello and their cams are not shown in Colombia at all, one has a German name and a german them to her "show" and the other Swedish, you cannot even see them in the United States. It is just the way they have it wet up some hoe and then there are some chica in the same warehouse that run cams that can be seen in the USA. That and europe are the big markets. The spanish speaking market is much smaller.

Webcam sites allow the model to block any country they want. Models in the US can block individual states.

You can get around the block with a VPN. However, not all. VPNs work with every site.