Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

Here we go again, posts of the art of the deal of each and every one of your conquests, albeit the statement that you would be in town for two months probably sealed the deal. However you shouldn't of offered taxi money, you could of negotiated this telling her you would give her roundtrip Metro fare being that Manila is so close and an easy walk from the METRO, I'm disappointed in you Blakman. LOL.

Anyways, when are you getting into town, as our paths might cross, I will be across the rail road tracks (Calle 10) in the PB barrio hopefully the end of next week.

[Kazeu]

I found a set of girls on mileroticos whose pictures were all of the same style. So I knew they were all in the same place.

I started asking them standard questions about having kids. They all replied that they did not have any kids. Fantastic. This place is a gold mine I thought to myself. Since the pictures looked good. I'd do any of the three that I questioned.

So yesterday afternoon, I figured I'd just go up there and see them in person and chose the one that looked the best in person.

When I arrived there I couldn't find the building. I walked through by where I thought it should be a few times before I stopped and whatsapped one of the chicas saying I was there but couldn't find the place. It turns out, right in front of me was a sign for a hostel, which happens to have the exact address I was looking for.

If anyone wants to find this place, these girls work out of the Esmed hostel in LOS colores.

The reason I didn't see the address is because the door is sort of recessed inn between a hair salon and a restaurant. A black door with a black gate.

The chica responded to me and told me I was in the right place and to go ring the door bell at the black door.

A large man opened the door and asked me if I was there to see a specific girl of if I wanted to see who was available.

I wanted the lineup of course!

He led me down the hall and to a room in the back left corner. I saw some spiral stairways that I believe led to more rooms.

I waited for about 2 minutes before 3 girls came in. None of which were any of the girls I saw on mileroticos. There were 2 taller girls and one smaller girl. And none of them were girls I would choose.

Damnit.

I told the girls I wanted a girl without any kids. Only the smaller girl qualified. I asked the girls where Virginia, Roxana and Katy were. They told me that all those girls were not free at the moment. They're probably not free because they're the good looking ones!

Well, I was already there and had taken some blue magic. Wasn't going to let it go to waste. I chose Estefany.

A venezuelan of course, she had been in the country for about a year. She had quite a cute face. Oh by the way, none of the girls wore any masks. Good thing, she had a baby face that would have complemented a better body nicely.

Her body was where things were not up to par. She didn't have any babies, but she had no hips and ass really. In jeans, she would have looked like a young boy from behind. Her breasts were small but kissable.

She told me service was 50 k for a single shot or 70 k for 2 shots and 10 k for the room. I gave her 60 k.

She left to go pay the guy and came back a few minutes later with the fucking kit: towel, condom, and those baby wipes that they use to clean up afterwards.

She offered me a shower which I accepted. The bathroom right next door to the room.

When it came down to business, we started kissinig. Nothing too deep. I'm not really into long DFK, but I do like lips. Such a change from Violeta from Eros spa. Estefany was pretty close to GFE. I would say if I went back and we got to know each other a bit, a second session would be better. Its a shame she didn't have a better body.

I laid on my back, and she started BBBJ without any prompting or upselling. Just went down. She did inspect and clean it off with a wipe beforehand though.

I enjoyed the warmth of her mouth for a few minutes before she stopped and reached for the condom. I was fine with that, a girl has to be really talented for me to come from a blowjob.

After she put on the condom, we switched places. She laid on her back and I started kissing her tits and made my way down for a pussy meal. I watched her enjoy herself as my tongue went to work.

I moved into missionary and pounded away while staring at her cute face.

Then I went into the next position by pulling her on top of me. She started riding me cowgirl style pretty agressively, grinding her pussy into my pelvic bone. I responded rythmically. It felt pretty good, maybe a bit too good, because I realized that the condom had slipped off and gotten lost in her pussy. Damnit. This has happened to me before with a chica in New Life. That New Life chica never did find the condom. I imagine there must be some crevice in her pussy with a rotting condom in it.

Estefany reached into her pussy and search around for the condom for a couple seconds before pulling it out.

I told her I had some extra condoms. I pulled a Durex Featherlight Utra out of my bag and put it on.

I flipped her into doggie style but before she would let me in, she took a few wiped and tried to wipe the inside of her pussy with the wipes. I assume it was because the condom had fallen off that she thought she needed to wipe inside there. I wonder how effective that is. I don't think she was getting very far inside with the wipes.

Anyways I finished in doggie style and I went to the bathroom for an after sex shower.

We chatted for a bit afterwards. She was friendly and sweet. Overall not a bad experience.

Body: 5.

Face: 8.

Attitude: 9.

WIR: No. Just because her body isn't too great. Despite not having kids.

[FlowState985]

Nice negotiation. Haha. I'm trying out Tinder game and trying to get some freebies.

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

[Blakman]

My love I want to have fun with you 200 mil plus Taxi. Baby that's a lot. I can't. I stayed 4 months in laureles recently I don't pay that much. My love 200 mil no taxi. I really cannot. I will be here 2 months. I am so sorry. I guarantee you will have a good time with me plus I give a nice body oil massage but I only pay 120 mil including taxi. Okay my mi amor. I accept your offer. I will wait for you to come.

I said more things but added info will cost you LOL.

[Flak3]

LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...

You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.

It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.

Option 1, drive to a lab and get a real test.

Option 2, find someone else's test (because posting your medical data online is the new selfie or just borrow a friend's since involving your friends in your crimes to avoid paying $200 is rule number 1 in bro code), then edit it, and hope you don't get caught entering the country, while in country, while exiting the country, any other time you try to visit Colombia, or anytime at all because if Colombia discovers it they can report it to your home country. They have been fighting insurgents, money launderers and narcos for decades, but I'm sure you can outsmart them using $15 online software and a printer / scanner.

I know this is all facetious, but faking a PCR test is more complicated than getting a real test. And honestly, most of us would misspell our name, miscalculate the 96 hours, use someone's test that showed they have Covid and not change the result, or use a PAP test instead of a PCR test.

[ColombiaLover]

I whole-heartedly agree. Some of the girls I see have kids and you really have to hunt for the see-section scar (if they had one). Pussies are still tight and sweet. No stretch marks. Some of those pussies look beautiful (I too compliment them on a beautiful pussy. If they have one). Some girls who have no kids have pussies that look like they've had 10.

I also have been known to ask for a foto to see what I'm going to get, especially sex I enjoy giving oral sex so much. I have gotten a few that are a bit scary.

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But having a kid does not automatically wreck every girl's pussy or body. Far from it. That is mainly determined by genetics. Plenty of girls snap back. I've posted pussy pics here of three or four of my regular girls so far, and I guarantee you cannot tell which two have kids. Don't bother guessing because I won't tell you and I know your guesses would be random. There is not a stretch mark to be found among them and their pussies are tight. In fact, as I have said before, my purrfekt Colombiana is young, employed, with a young child, and preferably a mom at home who can watch the kid at a moment's notice. Nothing motivates a girl like taking care of a kid. Even money, except of course the money she needs for the kid. There are plenty of girls who only sell their bodies when their kid is sick or has an expense.

I tell a chica her pussy is her second face, and it has to be cute jajaja (I am sharing too many pearls in my posts, I'm going to start charging). Asking your screening question ahead of time is fair enough, I'll sort out the ones you don't choose after the fact, jajajaa. I never hesitate to ask a girl to send a close up foto of her pussy ahead of time with the comment, "Mustrame tu cono rosado y tu dulce agujero," or "Show me your pink pussy and your sweet hole" (another pearl). I suppose if she is dealing with a plate of lasagna down there your might get a foto of a stunt pussy, but I have had good luck with follow up to the pussy pics.

[VsebudetNY]

A baby on the other hand, is another story. I find it hard to believe that doesn't leave some irreparable damange down there. But there are always exceptions.

Don't forget that we live in 2020 - Vaginoplasty is a procedure that aims to "tighten up" a vagina that's become slack or loose from vaginal childbirth or aging. Some surgeons claim it can even improve sensitivity.

[Surfer500]

Honestly all this pussy tightness conversation is just funny. Sure there can be some differences here and there but for the most part a lot of guys say all pussies provide good pleasure. Maybe it doesn't really matter how tight it is? LOL. rOFL. mAN And when finding a good escort there are so many things that are way much more important than a stretch mark or a scar....rolf...rolf...rolf...rolf.

It matters a lot how tight they are, at least for me, if it isn't a tight squeeze, I can't come, and the topic that hasn't been brought up about this is, how big the guy's dick is.

So for all the guys that don't have thick beer can dicks "grueso" in Spanish, meaning thick, it's just another variable in the tightness of a pussy. Lot's of women actually don't like guys with dicks that are long, but have a preference for thick dicks. If a women is loose, meaning she opens up like a house after a while, I don't repeat. A lot of times I talk to my buddies about this topic, how tight or loose the women are. I'm sure there are parallel discussions amongst women as well. Like, that guy has a pencil thick dick! LOL.

[Kulibali]

LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...

You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.

It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.

This what happened in the DR, people would just show up with a paper, or a screenshot that said negative, and one lady in a suit would look for the word negative and just waive you through. But Colombia seems to be more organized with their process and probably stricter.

[Lugnut]

I am returning to the promise land on October 24th. I am going to stay at an apartment for 7 days and then have to leave the apartment. I still will have 2 days left Sunday until Tuesday of that following week. I want to know for a short stay what is recommended? I want to stay somewhere where I can take girls up without a surcharge. Not interested in Centro areas. Looking for something in laureles or Poblado that isn't too expensive. I will be at the San Peter and want to try something different the last 2 days. Thanks.

Check out Hotel Ibis in Ciudad del Rio. Super close to Poblado, CDR is kind of cool in itself, and I think Ibis is historically visitor-friendly. Looks like a room for two for two nights is $78.

[JjBee62]

How would you know if the chick is insane in bed until after you have already agreed on a price?

Her photos show her drooling and wearing a straitjacket?

[Mr Enternational]

You could just print it out and rescan it.

LOL. Exactly. I have seen no reports saying you have to submit a certified electronic copy of anything and someone will call or perform in-depth analysis to verify...

You just have to show up with proof of a negative covid pcr or whatever the hell. You guys make stuff too complicated. Show up with what they asked for, hand it to them IF they ask for it, and keep your mouth closed. If they don't ask you shit, you don't say shit.

It is like how I sometimes talk myself out of pussy by saying too much when the chick was almost virtually laying there ready for me to stick my dick in. I just had to spout off some bullshit to go and ruin the mood or pisz her off.

[Black Page]

Not necessarily. I have had chicas without kids whose pussies were loose and chicas with kids who were tight. You have to know their boyfriends; if she has no kids but her boyfriend has a humongous dick she's not going to be tight.

I tend to disagree. Size matters much less than the number. He should ask the girls on Tinder "how many dicks did venture into your pussy?" and accept only those who met less than 4 or max 5. Good luck for the quest!

[Blakman]

I was stunned first when my 8 LOL told me she was 32, but then she said she had 4 kids and I said no way. Not a visible mark or surgery to cover anything. She's a well maintained lady. Actually be interesting to see if she comes see me for my cheap rates LOL. Anyways So yes you are missing out on some good girls and pussy. But dammit when you get the girls with saggy titties, stretch marks, and jelly tummies from having a baby. You just be like wtf. Here take the money its okay lmao.

I won't argue your selection criteria may have a higher yield for the kind of pussy you want. But you have fallen prey to the "Bad Toupee Syndrome" and inexperience. Everyone makes fun of a bad rug, but the good ones you don't notice because they are so good. So all toupees are not bad, you just notice the bad ones (I think that analogy is getting too dated because everyone gets hair transplants and Rogaine, now jaajaja).

But having a kid does not automatically wreck every girl's pussy or body. Far from it. That is mainly determined by genetics. Plenty of girls snap back. I've posted pussy pics here of three or four of my regular girls so far, and I guarantee you cannot tell which two have kids. Don't bother guessing because I won't tell you and I know your guesses would be random. There is not a stretch mark to be found among them and their pussies are tight. In fact, as I have said before, my purrfekt Colombiana is young, employed, with a young child, and preferably a mom at home who can watch the kid at a moment's notice. Nothing motivates a girl like taking care of a kid. Even money, except of course the money she needs for the kid. There are plenty of girls who only sell their bodies when their kid is sick or has an expense.

I tell a chica her pussy is her second face, and it has to be cute jajaja (I am sharing too many pearls in my posts, I'm going to start charging). Asking your screening question ahead of time is fair enough, I'll sort out the ones you don't choose after the fact, jajajaa. I never hesitate to ask a girl to send a close up foto of her pussy ahead of time with the comment, "Mustrame tu cono rosado y tu dulce agujero," or "Show me your pink pussy and your sweet hole" (another pearl). I suppose if she is dealing with a plate of lasagna down there your might get a foto of a stunt pussy, but I have had good luck with follow up to the pussy pics.

[Flak3]

You could just print it out and rescan it.

There are lots of ways to forge a document, but I'm not here to give advice on that. I'm letting people know that it's pretty easy to see if you changed a PDF with Adobe.