Medellin Reports

[Haxagonus]

I am back in Medellin but this time I am with a few friends who have never been. These guys wanted to go to gustos and against my better judgment I decided to take them. I tried to tell them don't negotiate in dollars but they all hooked up for 125-150 USD for what I think were 7 and 8's. One of the stragglers came and sat next to me, eventually a convo re prices began, she wanted 250 USD, immediately I said fuck no and to be honest her face was a 7 at best but really nice body. After a few drinks we decided on 125 USD still much more I was willing to pay but I made a deal and reluctantly decided to honor it. We made it to the apartment, she stripped down to her panties but her face was even worse now with the lights on. She demanded money first, FUCK NO. Now she becomes agitated and threatens to call the police and eventually does. I of course call building security and told them to get the puta out of my apt, she refuses to leave, police arrive, building security talks to them and they leave without issue. She demands 40 USD to leave and I give it to the security guy who escorts her out of the apt.

The ones with ugly faces are always the worst. Every girl that I had that has great looking face was always nice. Also I feel like the more girls charge the more entitled and bratty they will be. Also I always pay up front. Every girl I've ever been with expects it upfront the first time. After the second time they know me and trust me so they just come in do the deed and I pay them and they are happy. I don't know what's up with gustos but it seems to attract girls that act that way. I would only take a 9 out from gustos and I've never seen a 9 in Colombia that is working. A 9 is objectively perfect. A 10 is objectively perfect and your type.

[Haxagonus]

Are hotels in Medellin mostly guest friendly? If they aren't, anyone have recommendations in the El Poblado area?

Provenza lofts is girl friendly. Lost my "virginity" there. There another hotel near by that is by the same owner as Provenza lofts but I don't remember the name.

And I think hotel dix is also girl friendly but I ah ent been there.

[Turgid]

I'm not going to lie. I've made that mistake too although it's been quite a while. If I had to guess I'm going to say the Colombian's choice had a fatter ass than the girl you wanted. I know a very attractive and slender girl who works in a casa. She told me most of her clients are foreigners because the Colombians don't go for her body type.

As recent as 6 years ago New Life had really hot chicas. Back in 2016 I chose this young chica who must have been 18/19 with slim body and pretty face. Thing is she was inexperienced. She was so tight I had problems penetrating even with lube. If I remember correctly I did not come. Tight body and small firm breasts. The inexperience made the chemistry all wrong.

[LoveItHere]

One of the stragglers came and sat next to me, eventually a convo re prices began, she wanted 250 USD, immediately I said fuck no and to be honest her face was a 7 at best but really nice body. After a few drinks we decided on 125 USD still much more I was willing to pay but I made a deal and reluctantly decided to honor it.

Never argue with a Chica if the cost to resolve is minimal, in this case she wanted 40 bucks to go away = I paid it.

Firstly, helping newbies usually ends up as a loss. Not even a breakeven situation because they never listen to a pros advice.

She came up to you was the first red flag. That is an 80% bad omen.

Thanks for taking one for the team! You helped another guy down the line. I get tired of doing it all the time. If more guys fought back then the girls will be less likely to F us over. She still received a good payday of 160,000 COP.

Last night I took a girl for the 4th time. Very rare occurrence. But it was rainy and late. I swear for a split second she was about to ask for money first this time. Then she held up her hands showing 10 (100,000 COP) when I paid her 50,000 the first 3 times. It was cool outside so she pulled her half shirt up but not off (thin girl so probably cold). She tried slightly to have me not suck on her boobs (never happened before). I took a little longer and offered 10,000 COP extra to finish. She wanted 20,000 COP. I agreed because I never gave her extra before and knew this was our last hurray.

I swear these girls must think I have fallen in love with them. Same crap happened to me in the Philippines years ago. 80% of the girls turn to crap on the 3rd or 4th meeting (the very few that make it that far).

[Carrib]

I am back in Medellin but this time I am with a few friends who have never been. These guys wanted to go to gustos and against my better judgment I decided to take them. I tried to tell them don't negotiate in dollars but they all hooked up for 125-150 USD for what I think were 7 and 8's. One of the stragglers came and sat next to me, eventually a convo re prices began, she wanted 250 USD, immediately I said fuck no and to be honest her face was a 7 at best but really nice body. After a few drinks we decided on 125 USD still much more I was willing to pay but I made a deal and reluctantly decided to honor it. We made it to the apartment, she stripped down to her panties but her face was even worse now with the lights on. She demanded money first, FUCK NO. Now she becomes agitated and threatens to call the police and eventually does. I of course call building security and told them to get the puta out of my apt, she refuses to leave, police arrive, building security talks to them and they leave without issue. She demands 40 USD to leave and I give it to the security guy who escorts her out of the apt.

I decided to give the security guy the 125 bucks I was supposed the pay the girl, told him to get something nice for his wife. 125+40=165 USD and NO ASS

It's 5 am in Medellin and I am pissed but I am good. One of my homegirls will get here at 2 pm and she will take care of me for much less with no hassle (and she fine AF).

I don't only report wins, last time I got a girl out of Gustos, I paid her 125K PESOS I think due to some miscommunication. Tonight was a loss but there's tom, win some lose some.

Here's tonight's takeaway.

Follow your instincts and judgment.

Take care of building staff (security and waitress, cleaning crew).

Never argue with a Chica if the cost to resolve is minimal, in this case she wanted 40 bucks to go away = I paid it.

[Zdon34]

Are hotels in Medellin mostly guest friendly? If they aren't, anyone have recommendations in the El Poblado area?

[Knowledge]

I'm not going to lie. I've made that mistake too although it's been quite a while. If I had to guess I'm going to say the Colombian's choice had a fatter ass than the girl you wanted. I know a very attractive and slender girl who works in a casa. She told me most of her clients are foreigners because the Colombians don't go for her body type.

In 2009 I was in New Life seated with one other monger, a local, when the lineup paraded. In that lineup was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. The papasan asked the Colombian dude for his choice and my mind was going bonkers. He chose, to my consternation and relief, another woman. I immediately selected my choice who turned out to be also a nice person and a very good lay. After I left the place I thought I should have taken her phone number but those were the days when hot providers were readily available in the casas. However, as time went on I began to feel more and more that I should have taken her number. I returned the next day to seek her but she was not there and never to be seen by me again. To this day I regret not having got her contact information.

[Turgid]

I was enjoying your post until you let me down with the punter 101 misstep of not getting the phone number of a girl you really enjoyed. I like to err on the side of caution because I much prefer the bother of deleting numbers I later decide I won't use to regretting not getting the number of I girl I really want to see again. I'm with you 100% about the silicone. Besides my dislike for it, I feel badly for the girls who do it to themselves. It's a big health risk. I've talked a few girls out of it.

In 2009 I was in New Life seated with one other monger, a local, when the lineup paraded. In that lineup was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen. The papasan asked the Colombian dude for his choice and my mind was going bonkers. He chose, to my consternation and relief, another woman. I immediately selected my choice who turned out to be also a nice person and a very good lay. After I left the place I thought I should have taken her phone number but those were the days when hot providers were readily available in the casas. However, as time went on I began to feel more and more that I should have taken her number. I returned the next day to seek her but she was not there and never to be seen by me again. To this day I regret not having got her contact information.

[Balboa]

Is the new one the same format? Any idea where its located?

Parque Lleras with the new club, Black Diamond.

[Surfer500]

Sorry sir. I am not in the business of warming up hookers. Why are you even trying to compare what I said I do with hookers to what I did not say I do with a normal girlfriend? I do not travel with hookers. I do not go to dinner with hookers. This has nothing to do with a normal girlfriend. There is a lot of shit I do not do with hookers that I do with normal girlfriends. It is a shame that some people can not separate the two and do not know there are differences.

Sometimes with hookers you just want to basically rip off their clothes as soon as you get them in the room, dump a load in them, and get rid of them as soon as possible.

I remember many years ago when I used to hang in Tijuana on the weekends I encountered a woman who worked the streets part time, and whenever I would go with her she would always complain about her husband whom she referred to as "Speedie Gonzalez".

She would tell me that when he penetrated her that after about twenty pumps he would blow his load and she was so frustrated as he couldn't even last two minutes, which wasn't nearly enough time for her to even get warmed up, let alone orgasm.

So perhaps for some giving a hooker 10 minutes of their time is being generous. LOL.

[GeorgeCarta22]

Just landed in med from bog. Talked to one of my cam girls while in Bogota. 2 weeks ago she was thrilled to go to guatape with me. The day before I get to Medellin she's like sorry I'm seeing someone rn. In my head I'm like why you talking to me then gtfo I'm not going to be your back up. So that's done. Just ghosted her.

Talked to another one of my cam girls. She wants Mexican food but after I land she's like sorry I'm busy. Very flaky. At least she didn't ghost me and I'm probs meeting with her on Tuesday.

Went to Santa Guadalupe in Amsterdam plaza very good restaurant. It started to pour but it stopped. So I went to lleras. Same old story but it looks like there's less girls than usual and the quality is slightly down in my eyes. Maybe because it was raining. I saw the two blonde twins but they seemed to be taken. I want to see what they are about. Yea it looks like centro girls just come to lleras. Welcome to centro after hours.

Went to gustos. 20 k cover like usual. Looks like more staff. Different waitresses upstairs. The one with the really big tits wasn't there. Maybe a guy sweeped her up. Quality down?

Wouldn't do any of the girls there. Even if they were 200 k. They just aren't my type. Like they are girls who were insecure because they are the good looking and then they get surgery to cover up their ugliness but I can still see they are ugly. And it's overpriced. They just aren't for me.

Club was emptier than I thought. For 11 pm.

Is it rain? Is it because. It's Saturday? Holiday maybe? What's the deal?

Lots of Indian guys at the park tho which is interesting.

Went to la isla. Took me like 30 minutes to get an Uber. Taxis are charging me 30 k to go to la isla. I'm like nah and Ubers are cancelling in front of my face because the police that is specifically designed to stop Ubers from taking customer is right next to my pick up spot. I finally got one tho for 9 k.

La isla was also emptier than I would imagine for 12 pm Saturday night.

Saw a girl I did last year was surprised she was still there. But should I really be surprised now that the price is 550 k. Ridiculous. She was hounding.

Me to have sex I'm like nah I just came to scope out the talent. She did tell me however that it is kinda empty today and that a ton of girls, the majority, come on Wednesday and Sunday. So I'm going to go and check it out on those days. I did be friend one girl I not really befriend but I got her Instagram and I know for a fact she comes on Thursdays so I'm going to do her on Thursday.

Saw the girl I lost my virginity to there. Was also surprised she was there because I thought she went to Mexico. Was a pleasant encounter. Sweet girl.

Here are my thoughts Santa Fe Bogota clubs vs la isla:

La isla has a high price now. I only saw one girl who I would pay that price for and she wasn't even that crazy Good.

I will say that La Isla quality concentrates very heavily around seven. You'll find a lot of 7's. La isla is very consistent you'll find a multitude of sevens and a handful of eights.

Bogota on the other hand the bad is really bad but the good is really good. There's a lot of variance because they import the girls and everybody who lives in Santa Fe is terrible but the girls are really good. Isla on the other hand because everybody's mostly from Medellin and girls from medellin are just consistently above average, Isla is just consistently above average with a handful of eights and maybe one day you'll find a nine.

Either way, I have three months here. I'll try to find some success and report back on like what's the best way that has worked out for me is it camgirls is it Casas is it online? Is it Facebook who knows?

I just want two girls that are at my beck and Call, and whenever I need them to come, they do the job and I don't have to think about it so the only thing I have to think about is how to make more money that's it.

Are there any other clubs like gustos? Seems like it's just park sws but I kinda like the club pick up atmosphere better.

[MiamiBoy1]

Which is generally sufficient. I am there to fuck and get my rocks off, not to make long play love to a hooker. Beats telling a Seeking chick that I am going to wine and dine her then take her home to fuck her for the same 10 minutes and pay her $120.

If all you need is a 10 minute quickie, then it makes no sense to meet a Seeking girl regardless the rate.

Me personally, I prefer to have a nice meal / drinks with a beautiful female companion, get to know her, let the rapport build up, then bring her back to my place and fuck as much as I want without any rush, with all the GFE attributes included.

If you are happy with a bowl of rice and beans, don't tell me I need to eat the same. I will enjoy my steak.

[Mr Enternational]

Do not answer you will just lie like when you told us your rent has not increased in 14 years.

Yes it is a lie that my rent in Thailand has not been the same 4500 baht since the day I moved in to my place 14 years ago. Please fill me in on how much it started out as and how much it is today since you seem to know the truth.

[Mr Enternational]

10 minutes? Really? You always talk about all your GFs all over the world but now telling us that 10 minutes is enough time. You can not even get a woman warmed up in that kind of time so how exactly could you keep any GF anywhere?

Sorry sir. I am not in the business of warming up hookers. Why are you even trying to compare what I said I do with hookers to what I did not say I do with a normal girlfriend? I do not travel with hookers. I do not go to dinner with hookers. This has nothing to do with a normal girlfriend. There is a lot of shit I do not do with hookers that I do with normal girlfriends. It is a shame that some people can not separate the two and do not know there are differences.

[LoveItHere]

Which is generally sufficient. I am there to fuck and get my rocks off, not to make long play love to a hooker. Beats telling a Seeking chick that I am going to wine and dine her then take her home to fuck her for the same 10 minutes and pay her $120.

10 minutes? Really? You always talk about all your GFs all over the world but now telling us that 10 minutes is enough time. You can not even get a woman warmed up in that kind of time so how exactly could you keep any GF anywhere? Do not answer you will just lie like when you told us your rent has not increased in 14 years.

It takes two minutes just to enter the room and take off clothes. Not you, her. One minute to say a few words, put on a condom, and get on the bed. One minute of super short foreplay to enjoy her body by simply caressing her body. I need to suck on tits to get me going. That leaves only 6 minutes if everything went perfect. But if she tries to do a striptease, talk, or go to the bathroom you lose another minute. That now leaves you with 5 minutes. I am jealous of all mongers that can do that. It saves you a ton of money. But I feel horrible for any GF or wife that you may have. You must be rich because the sex is not keeping them around.