Medellin Reports

[Nounce]

must resume considering this virus has a morality rate that is incredibly low. Hey, I could be completely wrong. But I do not think so. This glass is half full.

I think it depends what is your definition of morality rate.

If you use this formula.

Morality rate x total infected cases = total death.

You get larger "total death" number if you have a larger a "total infected cases".

If you read the news about Vietnam's current outbreak, they think they have a new strain that double or triple the old infection rate.

[SeanWilkds]

I live pretty near Botero, and pass by there pretty frequently, very seldom take girls from there, but there are a few that appear only sporadically and are pretty attractive. I think the vibe is sort of on and off. There are days, when there are a lot of people hanging out and to me there is a good vibe. It's true there are a lot of run down girls, and definitely some needy desperate types, but to me that has always been the case.

At the moment the scene a block away underneath the metro is hopping with coffee girls. Most of them contrary to my previous experiences are dressed quite nicely this week, quite a few in new dresses, with proper make up, and even a few with freshly styled hair as well. Made me actually wonder how they are managing, because previously it seemed they were even less established than the botero girls, and generally looking pretty rough and homely. Anyways, at least worth swinging by if you are in the neighbourhood and just passing time.

I really appreciate this post, because It comes from another BM and not me. I have been to Centro at least twice every week since July 15th and all I could see was how the Parque Botero was barricaded up. I just sat back and waited to see who would acknowledge that the parque was completely different. I am not stating that on certain days that the parque is not filled to the rim with girls, but the days that I happen to go down to centro, the vibe has been completely different. The girls are much more emaciated and the weight loss is evident.

I see so many BMs who are mentioning the hopes of returning to Medellin to monger, but I have yet to see anyone ask about the dangers of Medellin at the current time? Maybe it's because I spent so much time in Parque Botero and I know so many of the characters in the area, I can truly see the change in the people of Centro and Parque Botero. Many of these people are desperate and in survival mode.

You don't have to believe me or take heed, but a BM I feel that it is only right to make others aware of the dangers that have increased since the Pandemic started. Many of these girls have become more and more savvy to running schemes on foreigners and the risk of poisoning and robbing foreigners has went through the roof. I can handle my own in the streets, I grew up in some pretty rough areas, but when you are targeted because they know you are a foreigner, this is when you really have to be aware of everything that's going on around you.

For myself, what I can say Is this, I have pretty much been around the same people every day for the last 3 months. I haven't been sick, haven't had a cold, haven't ran a temp or any of those symptoms. If you are out in Poblado, the risk may be different, $300,000 pesos for a date, then the girls may not be swayed to carry out a robbery, but I wouldn't bet on it. My only concern is that those of you who have not been here through the Pandemic, please be cautious when you return. I guarantee that you'll see the difference when you do return. I know that you are thinking that they will love to earn some money and they will be less willing to rob you when you return, but stupidity has no limits..

[Paulie97]

A guy on the Medellin expat facebook group reported last week that he was robbed. Had a 18 yo tinder girl over to his apartment in Laureles for a date. He said that he cooked dinner and was having a great time and she was singing Beatles songs, his favorite, and next thing, he woke up the following afternoon. His laptop, tablet, cellular, and cash were all gone. Yes, be careful.

I'm surprised she wasn't singing this.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b21-NCfNzM

[Lugnut]

Colombia for me is now on the back burner.

Headed to Rio via Sao Paulo in a couple weeks!

Getting it all lined up now; ensuring Brazil medical insurance coverage (their government requirement for entry), hotel or AirBB, girl friend, amigas, etc.

SA Fun again!.

Awesome. I'm looking forward to your reports in Rio forum.

[Balboa]

Even November is a long shot for tourists. I'm getting my business visa, I hope they will let job creating investors into the country sometimes in September.

Colombia for me is now on the back burner.

Headed to Rio via Sao Paulo in a couple weeks!

Getting it all lined up now; ensuring Brazil medical insurance coverage (their government requirement for entry), hotel or AirBB, girl friend, amigas, etc.

SA Fun again!

[Lugnut]

For myself, what I can say Is this, I have pretty much been around the same people every day for the last 3 months. I haven't been sick, haven't had a cold, haven't ran a temp or any of those symptoms. If you are out in Poblado, the risk may be different, $300,000 pesos for a date, then the girls may not be swayed to carry out a robbery, but I wouldn't bet on it. My only concern is that those of you who have not been here through the Pandemic, please be cautious when you return. I guarantee that you'll see the difference when you do return. I know that you are thinking that they will love to earn some money and they will be less willing to rob you when you return, but stupidity has no limits.

A guy on the Medellin expat facebook group reported last week that he was robbed. Had a 18 yo tinder girl over to his apartment in Laureles for a date. He said that he cooked dinner and was having a great time and she was singing Beatles songs, his favorite, and next thing, he woke up the following afternoon. His laptop, tablet, cellular, and cash were all gone. Yes, be careful.

[SlapShot10]

Here's a picture of El Poblado from my balcony, and a photo of Aleja's ass.

Omaha! Omaha! Nice pic, Lugger.

How many units are on each floor in your building. I was just staring at it, 5 mins ago, from my balcony. I saw a rental listing in your building on Casacol's website, yesterday, I think. Last week, your downstairs neighbor on the floor above the pool was tanning on her balcony in a brazilian cut bikini, during the late-morning sun.

The SA freebie was amazing, again, last night. On her knees on the tiled kitchen floor while I made dinner. Deep-throating, orgasming, etc etc. , all sin condon. The only problem is, at the end of the night, she says, "Me encantas" in bed, then says, "Me gustas" and just waits. And waits. And waits. And then gets pissed. Then asks me how many girls I see each week. She was cool when she left, today, but that's the issue with her.

Looks like I am hosting ex-Wifey's bday party, tomorrow night, with her / our favorite. The tongue-ringed little sexpot that sneaks away from her girlfriend to join us. It's the big 1-9 for ex-Wifey, so she's two years away from being dead to SJobs.

[ElJefe7010]

It could be October / November. Nothing is set in stone, despite dates being thrown out there. Situations change and one cannot and should not assume that dates will only be pushed back. They can be moved up if a situation improves and agreements are made. With that said. Many executives of major airlines, hotel brands, travel agencies and tourism organizations came together to write a letter to the US administration requesting that travel restrictions be lifted and global tourism restart. These are all brands that everyone here recognizes, there were 106 signatures. What does this mean? The US has the ball right now, I always find it interesting how people read the news and make it seem like Americans are not wanted anywhere and our cases are so high etc etc. Then why are these airlines / hotels / travel agencies all pleading with the administration to take the lead and find the global standard that they can all work with and resume global travel? I said it before. Once the US lifts restrictions, watch those other countries follow suit. If I had to guess, early October is a reasonable date. A couple major airports in the USA are testing mass rapid testing on arrival for the last few weeks. This is a lot more politics + economics than one realizes, even the world knows that global travel must resume considering this virus has a morality rate that is incredibly low. Hey, I could be completely wrong. But I do not think so. This glass is half full.

You are absolutely correct. I don't understand why people speak in absolutes. The below article dated yesterday that Colombia are in talks with the US with September still being a possibility for international travel to resume.

https://www.colombia.com/turismo/not...einicio-278149

[Puntz79]

November 1 may or may not turn out to be the date. Governments are reacting to events as they occur. It's difficult to plan because of it but the entire world is in uncharted waters. As we've seen, quite a bit can change in the span of six weeks. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Meanwhile, there are alternatives available now for those who are open to different destinations.

It could be October / November. Nothing is set in stone, despite dates being thrown out there. Situations change and one cannot and should not assume that dates will only be pushed back. They can be moved up if a situation improves and agreements are made. With that said. Many executives of major airlines, hotel brands, travel agencies and tourism organizations came together to write a letter to the US administration requesting that travel restrictions be lifted and global tourism restart. These are all brands that everyone here recognizes, there were 106 signatures. What does this mean? The US has the ball right now, I always find it interesting how people read the news and make it seem like Americans are not wanted anywhere and our cases are so high etc etc. Then why are these airlines / hotels / travel agencies all pleading with the administration to take the lead and find the global standard that they can all work with and resume global travel? I said it before. Once the US lifts restrictions, watch those other countries follow suit. If I had to guess, early October is a reasonable date. A couple major airports in the USA are testing mass rapid testing on arrival for the last few weeks. This is a lot more politics + economics than one realizes, even the world knows that global travel must resume considering this virus has a morality rate that is incredibly low. Hey, I could be completely wrong. But I do not think so. This glass is half full.

[PolloNegro]

I took a lap around El Centro at 10 am today for the first time in about five weeks. I normally enjoy my time there and have been with several chicas there, but today I thought it was different. Parque Botero was barricaded closed, as was Parque Berrio and Parque de Bolivar. Berrio seemed very low on tinto girls. Not very dense with people. Strange vibe. Nobody even remotely appetizing to me.

I really appreciate this post, because It comes from another BM and not me. I have been to Centro at least twice every week since July 15th and all I could see was how the Parque Botero was barricaded up. I just sat back and waited to see who would acknowledge that the parque was completely different. I am not stating that on certain days that the parque is not filled to the rim with girls, but the days that I happen to go down to centro, the vibe has been completely different. The girls are much more emaciated and the weight loss is evident.

I see so many BMs who are mentioning the hopes of returning to Medellin to monger, but I have yet to see anyone ask about the dangers of Medellin at the current time? Maybe it's because I spent so much time in Parque Botero and I know so many of the characters in the area, I can truly see the change in the people of Centro and Parque Botero. Many of these people are desperate and in survival mode.

You don't have to believe me or take heed, but a BM I feel that it is only right to make others aware of the dangers that have increased since the Pandemic started. Many of these girls have become more and more savvy to running schemes on foreigners and the risk of poisoning and robbing foreigners has went through the roof. I can handle my own in the streets, I grew up in some pretty rough areas, but when you are targeted because they know you are a foreigner, this is when you really have to be aware of everything that's going on around you.

For myself, what I can say Is this, I have pretty much been around the same people every day for the last 3 months. I haven't been sick, haven't had a cold, haven't ran a temp or any of those symptoms. If you are out in Poblado, the risk may be different, $300,000 pesos for a date, then the girls may not be swayed to carry out a robbery, but I wouldn't bet on it. My only concern is that those of you who have not been here through the Pandemic, please be cautious when you return. I guarantee that you'll see the difference when you do return. I know that you are thinking that they will love to earn some money and they will be less willing to rob you when you return, but stupidity has no limits.

If you are a one-time hit and quit, I would think that you might have a better experience, but if you like repeats or certain girls fit you recommendations, I would be careful with them in the future. I have seen with my own eyes girls who are blaming Americans for not being here to help them with their bills. They have no concept that the boarder is closed and they have no concept that not every gringo is going to run to western union to send money to Colombia to help them pay their bills. The entire time I have been here has been a great learning lesson for me. I have seen so many businesses closed down that it is hard for me to even take it all in.

With all of that being said, I still have girls who are hitting me up for sessions, but I live a good 12-20 minute each way from Centro and it has become a task to get there for a session when I have a girlfriend in house who bangs my brains out for absolutely nothing. When your mongering bill drops from a million to a million and a half pesos weekly down to about $600,000 pesos every two weeks, then reality sits in just how far money can go in this country if you're put in the right situation. If you are here in Medellin, be safe and keep your eyes open, if you're planning to return, have a plan established before you arrive to limit the events that make you vulnerable as a target. As always, Pollo Negro is Out.

P.S., I dropped 2 pics to compare 2 years ago with the today's Medellin scene.

[Lugnut]

Hola SlapShot,

Well regarding Pereira and considering immigration needs, I offer my anecdotal experience. Late last year my application for a second tourist stamp wasn't getting approved nor denied. Three visits to the immigration office in Belen after filing for a new stamp, and all they would tell me was to wait and come back again in a week or whatever. When I was in Armenia (Quindio) for the holidays, I went to the immigration office there. Totally different vibe. The official actually investigated what the problem was and followed up and it was resolved the next morning. The official told me that the larger offices sometimes just ignore problems. So maybe you can get good service in the Periera office after all.

I can relate to your experience with the mess left behind by the workers. In your apartment where there is absolutely no chance in hell that there is anybody else is interested. It is more likely that Blakman pay 300 mil for a chica than there is someone who wants to move into your place in September. Anyways my fridge was broken (17 degrees c) for three weeks in July. Unbelievable how nobody will take ownership of a problem and fix it. Once some workers actually got here, the circus really started when they tried to remove the old fridge. It took them three visits until the new fridge was in and the old fridge was out, and there were two no-shows during that time. Unreal.

I took a lap around El Centro at 10 am today for the first time in about five weeks. I normally enjoy my time there and have been with several chicas there, but today I thought it was different. Parque Botero was barricaded closed, as was Parque Berrio and Parque de Bolivar. Berrio seemed very low on tinto girls. Not very dense with people. Strange vibe. Nobody even remotely appetizing to me.

Later in the afternoon, Lucy, the Parque Berrio tinto girl, who I did not see when I was there, hit me up on whatsapp. Maybe I'll have her over on Friday in the daytime. Like I have reported, she has a mom-bod but she in an incredible performer.

Tomorrow my Paisa-Paisa, 18-yo Alejandra is coming over. She is totally reliable and we always have an awesome time, and she loves to fuck. Her pussy is tight, she likes a little ass play, she squirts, she deep-throats. All that and, we get along great. She's cool as fuck. We don't text during the week except the day before when she texts me to confirm that we'll see each other, and then she texts me when she's on the way in the taxi that she calls. For those that want to know, I give her 200 k COP when she comes over. She's usually here for 4-5 hours.

I also have my girlfriend, who I met here in November. Yeah yeah, I've said it before, former cam girl, now she's a licensed professional in a STEM field. One day a week she comes to my place for the whole day, and once per week, I spend the night at her place. That's it. Perfect.

I ordered steak dinner (baby beef with asparagus and parmesan) from El Correo via Rappi tonight. Damn that was good. 50 k COP.

Here's a picture of El Poblado from my balcony, and a photo of Aleja's ass.

Cheers all.

[SJobs]

The news that it is November1st is not new. it has been reported several times already by Colombian agencies. Too many people are in denial that it will be at least November1st before tourist can enter.

Even November is a long shot for tourists. I'm getting my business visa, I hope they will let job creating investors into the country sometimes in September.

[Knowledge]

November 1 may or may not turn out to be the date. Governments are reacting to events as they occur. It's difficult to plan because of it but the entire world is in uncharted waters. As we've seen, quite a bit can change in the span of six weeks. Let's keep our fingers crossed. Meanwhile, there are alternatives available now for those who are open to different destinations.

The news that it is November1st is not new. it has been reported several times already by Colombian agencies. Too many people are in denial that it will be at least November1st before tourist can enter.

[IamLookin]

The news that it is November1st is not new. it has been reported several times already by Colombian agencies. Too many people are in denial that it will be at least November1st before tourist can enter

I found some information about international flights returning to Colombia in November instead of September.

https://www.colombia.com/turismo/des...-dorado-278043

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[SlapShot10]

...nothing about travel or COVID, however, Pinky DOES have her period. We found that out, last night. It was the most beautiful crime scene I've ever seen.

LUGNUT, I was looking at AirBnB and some other sites for Pereira. I didn't see many intriguing options. It seems like I would normally want to be in the Circunvalar area, but if everything is shutdown, then maybe it wouldn't matter as much. I saw flights available, and I believe MDE is open for domestic flights to a handful of airports, now.

I'm so comfortable here, that I'm on the fence about leaving. Just the shit in my fridge and pantry is giving me stress, thinking about what I'd do for a short-term stay in a new city. I guess basic stuff and Rappi. On one hand, it might be awesome to sneak into a smaller city like Pereira during the quarantine and see what I can make of Tinder, SA, etc. On the other hand, I'd be leaving an apartment / situation with hundreds of contacts, for a new city with no entertainment options available. The other thing would possibly be needing to extend my "visa" which could be a headache in another city. Here, I could bring a friend, or at least be familiar with the landscape. Strong opinions welcomed!

I had some leaks/bubbling in the bathroom and closet. The management company sent over the owner's contractor, who built the unit. I told the manager that the 4 workers left the place a mess, with drywall, paint, dust, boot prints, etc., all over the apartment. I suggested she send over a cleaning service. She said good idea - $35. These people are morons. I said there is no chance I'm paying for the clean up of the owner's plumber and his crew. She said they will clean up after themselves. They have been 3 hours late, on average, and left in the late afternoon. He said they'll be back Friday, but he doesn't know what time. They did not clean anything, today, I guess because there was only two of them. I can't stand this management company. Just zero common sense. Again, I was asked about extending my rent, because there is a lot of interest in the unit. WHO THE FUCK IS INTERESTED? They have several comparable units available on their site.

The too-short-and-too-Colombian-to-be-a-sex-goddess is coming over in a bit...

Cheers.