Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

Well, you never know, maybe one of our members is really Jason Bourne.

The fellow should read your post and then get his silly notions out of his head. We all in sex prison are hurting but I for one will not kid myself with pipe dreams. It will open up when the powers to be say so. If I want to speculate I will go to the casino or the horse track. I will not waste my time trying to figure when those in power will allow me to get my dick wet.

[SlapShot10]

And once you get stopped by immigration while out in the city (as I have reported on happening to me before), and they want to see the stamp in your passport, then what?

Then, my friend, then, we have our book deal!

[Surfer500]

Before you take the risk, head down to Tijuana. Do something to get arrested. It used to be pretty easy. Just get drunk and look for a police officer. Spend a few days in the Tijuana jail before asking if you can pay a fine and go home. At least then you'll have a tiny glimmer of an idea about spending a few years in a Colombian prison.

Interesting you bring this up, because if he did head down to Tijuana, he could instead of getting thrown in the slammer, actually hit up one of the main clubs / bars which are currently open that include Adelitas, Hong Kong, and Chicago Club, or do one of the street girls in the alley or along Constitution Ave in Zona Norte.

I was there a few weeks ago and pussy is to be had, albeit not even close to what Medellin has to offer, but you can't beat the food.

[Paulie97]

The fellow should read your post and then get his silly notions out of his head. We all in sex prison are hurting but I for one will not kid myself with pipe dreams. It will open up when the powers to be say so. If I want to speculate I will go to the casino or the horse track. I will not waste my time trying to figure when those in power will allow me to get my dick wet.

Agree with everything you said, except that no one is in "sex prision. " That common monger board proclamation is only of self-pity. Money talks. I've been getting laid all week, American girls. No one has any trouble here unless they are broke.

[SJobs]

And once you get stopped by immigration while out in the city (as I have reported on happening to me before), and they want to see the stamp in your passport, then what?

You kidding, right? Always have some dollars in you pocket to bribe the cops, this is rule number one when rolling in a developing country.

[John Gault]

I'm thinking you don't understand the Colombian Justice system.

In Colombia they don't arrest you, set bail and let you out until the trial. They arrest you and send you to jail. Shortly thereafter they send you to prison to wait until they have finished building their case against you. There is no time limit. From what I've heard, 1 to 2 years is expected. If they decide you aren't worth prosecuting, they'll check with the prison to find out if you're still alive. If you are, you'll be taken to the airport and sent out with a do not return notice. If they decide to prosecute you, they'll go through the motions, convict you and decide how much longer you get to stay in the prison. When you're released, to the airport, get out, don't come back.

Before you take the risk, head down to Tijuana. Do something to get arrested. It used to be pretty easy. Just get drunk and look for a police officer. Spend a few days in the Tijuana jail before asking if you can pay a fine and go home. At least then you'll have a tiny glimmer of an idea about spending a few years in a Colombian prison.

The fellow should read your post and then get his silly notions out of his head. We all in sex prison are hurting but I for one will not kid myself with pipe dreams. It will open up when the powers to be say so. If I want to speculate I will go to the casino or the horse track. I will not waste my time trying to figure when those in power will allow me to get my dick wet.

[SJobs]

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EDITOR'S NOTE: This report was deleted because it contributed nothing of value and in fact constituted a complete waste of bandwidth.

The purpose of this Forum is to provide for the exchange if information between men on the subject of finding women for sex. Let's stick to the subject.

[Mr Enternational]

My point was not having the entry processed, whatsoever. If an officer is willing to be bribed for entry, why not for untraceable entry?

And once you get stopped by immigration while out in the city (as I have reported on happening to me before), and they want to see the stamp in your passport, then what?

[SlapShot10]

Not stamping the Passport doesn't matter as upon entry the arrival date is recorded in their system so whether their is a stamp or not, it will be in their system. So if the Passport is not stamped and the immigration officer doesn't swipe and log the arrival in the system, exiting the Country will be a problem. It should be noted that Colombia does have an automated entry system into the Country similar to Global Entry in the USA that if your signed up for it you don't even see an immigration officer upon entry, you just go to a kiosk and I think they have a bio-metric scanning system.

Getting back on topic, as far as the next Mission Impossible movie or Amazing Race show, another member commented to me that he thinks that these posts about returning to Colombia, like I do, are total fiction.

Several months back we had a similar poster who was a very creative writer with plausible stories, yet in the end everyone got fed up with the posts and that poster departed. The posts were entertaining at the beginning and somewhat believable, yet as they went on, they become more and more ludicrous, and started to piss every one off.

My point was not having the entry processed, whatsoever. If an officer is willing to be bribed for entry, why not for untraceable entry?

Jumping from planes may not be feasible, unless they had previous paratrooper training, but I think the easiest way to get into Colombia might be on a cargo ship. There is no ban on shipping into and out of the country. Bribe a ship captain to be a crew member of the ship. Once you get to Colombia, fake some illness to get off the ship and into a hospital. "Recover" from your illness for however long it takes you. Once you are done, leave normally if international travel is opened, or get on a humanitarian flight.

No need for fake passport, bribing immigration officials etc. All you need to manage are the ship captain and a Colombian doctor. You can say you had extreme food poisoning and you need to rest and recuperate for a few days. You will get all your proper entry and exit stamps etc. Everything is perfectly legal. There is no diagnostic test for food poisoning, so no evidence once you recover. No need to cross shady territory with unsavory characters.

This is everything. Aside from forgetting the part where the script is written, this is what 2020 needs. More MMHikeus!

[Black Page]

Jumping from planes may not be feasible

Let me respectfully disagree on this. I have seen it done by Arnold Schwarzenegger in Commando without even crumpling his jacket.
I think he too was supposed to enter some country in Latin America without regular passport.

[PolloNegro]

I'm enjoying the discussion about illicit entry into Colombia. If we entertain the never-corroborated stories about a single shot-caller at Botero, then this scenario is also possible.

Anytime you have any doubts about any of my post, we can always sit down as men and confirm and call up any of the girls who you have doubts about. I can not corroborate that you walked into and out of Mexico, but I won't throw shade and critique your post. Are you afraid that I might be able to prove everything that I have posted. You want to corroborate my stories, we have to meet like men and go out and test your theory, then again, these computer geniuses want to be heard and not seen. Good day Lugnut, know, anytime you'd like to meet in Medellin, just PM an address or a location and I will show up without delay. Pollo Negro is out!

[JjBee62]

Why would it make a difference if you are friends with them? They want your money. That's all. Just message them and they will message you back. After a couple of messages switch to whatsapp or not--but there is ZERO need to be friends wit them. I don't know why people 'friend' these girls when everything can be handled via private messages and all of their pictures are usually public anyway.

Why does it make a difference?

First the practical aspect. It's 9:30 am. I just popped open Messenger and saw that I've got 29 chica friends who are currently active on Facebook. That means I've got 29 options who will probably respond to a message right now. This is quite useful when your 11 pm chica cancels or turns out to not be up to your standards. At any time, day or night, if I'm looking, I don't need to send 30 messages and hope one answers. I can send 5 and know at least 3 will answer.

It's also useful for finding new options. Chica posts a picture and some other chica comments, check her out. Friends with a prepago. Has photos like a prepago. Might be a prepago.

Then there are the chica groups. Add the right 3 or 4 girls, have a cita with a couple of them, and the next day you've got 10 more wanting to talk to you about a cita.

It's also useful if you're looking for certain things. Want a girl who will bring you weed or tussi? You'll quickly figure out which ones have what you want. Want to know which one doesn't have the tacky tattoos? Or which one doesn't have kids? It will all scroll past every day. You'll learn which one is always whining and which one is always smiling.

For aesthetic purposes, you'll also see several dozen nice photos and videos every day, ranging from photos with mama to nearly full nude (Colombia Facebook censors aren't very strict). Which gives you a chance to spot the fake boobs and fake asses.

On the fake ass subject, I'm 100% on that Knowledge. Fake asses make me wilt like 10 day old lettuce.

[JjBee62]

Costa Rica will open in August. I thought about going there. I know Costa Rica well, I can't find comparable experience in Costa Rica compare to Medellin. 5 k for a passport is not an issue, jail time bothers me a bit, but life is all taking risk.

I'm thinking you don't understand the Colombian Justice system.

In Colombia they don't arrest you, set bail and let you out until the trial. They arrest you and send you to jail. Shortly thereafter they send you to prison to wait until they have finished building their case against you. There is no time limit. From what I've heard, 1 to 2 years is expected. If they decide you aren't worth prosecuting, they'll check with the prison to find out if you're still alive. If you are, you'll be taken to the airport and sent out with a do not return notice. If they decide to prosecute you, they'll go through the motions, convict you and decide how much longer you get to stay in the prison. When you're released, to the airport, get out, don't come back.

Before you take the risk, head down to Tijuana. Do something to get arrested. It used to be pretty easy. Just get drunk and look for a police officer. Spend a few days in the Tijuana jail before asking if you can pay a fine and go home. At least then you'll have a tiny glimmer of an idea about spending a few years in a Colombian prison.

[JjBee62]

I'm not a boob reconstruction expert yet since you know more than I in this department, are nipples also reconstructed as well? And if so what do they do to them.

The reason I ask is because I love tootsie roll nipples on women, yet very few have them. The biggest I ever encountered were on a woman in Cambodia, and they were great to suck on!

There's nothing they can do with nipples that I know of. I don't know about today, but with breast cancer, if the nipple must be removed they give an option of tattooing nipples during the reconstruction.

I've most often found the nipples you seek on Asian women.

[Zeos1]

Seriously. Spending $5 k on a passport and risking jail time for pp. Could easily get latinas in Mexico or Costa Rica (both open to intl flights) if money isn't a problem.

Actually Costa Rica is not open. And probably won't be open to US tourists after Aug 1, the next potential opening date.