Medellin Reports

[SJobs]

So true, I had a Chica once that came over to my apartment who literally wore short shorts, a see thru top, and was totally dolled up, and it garnered a lot of unwanted attention by the Portero and other residents.

Your Spanish is much better than mine, and after that incident, I tell the Chicas, you must wear jeans, and not a revealing top, and / or wear a jacket.

Your advice is well taken which others should take unless they are staying in a known gringo hooker building.

All make sense. Gringo brothel building like energy is fun for 3-4 weeks stay, but it is not suitable for a 6 months stay. You will be judged by all your local friends if they find out what goes on in there. I'm looking for a place that is slightly more upscale then energy, where I own the entire top floor and have a private entrance, I want very little neighbors and no doorman. I know two places that fit this bill but they are not as upscale as energy. I will keep looking, I have 2.5 months to search.

[Surfer500]

I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.

Easy to do. Go to El Centro, look for Chicas smoking weed, and ask them if they have any they would like to sell. Three months ago the going price was 2,000 Pesos a joint according to one of my amigas, so you might offer them 5,000 Pesos a joint.

Another option is to go to Parque Periodista in the evening if it's open, I don't know. This is basically a "stoner's park" and vendors sell all kinds of goodies there.

As far as where to buy weed in Laureles, the only place I remember once was an ice cream shop that had edible ice cream. It was almost double the price per scoop, I didn't try it, and can't remember where it was, but maybe you could locate it and get a pint to go!

[MMHikeus]

I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.

Ask the next chica coming over like the other guy said, or ask one of your regular chicas to give you a contact that can bring it over. Rolled cigarettes run about 2 mil a piece, and blunts about 5 mil a piece. Depending on the amount you are ordering, they may ask for an additional 10 to 20 mil for delivery. This was before the quarantine, not sure if the situation is different now.

[Surfer500]

You covered an important point I neglected to mention, or maybe I just made the mistake to assume it goes without saying. It is very problematic if girls come to your building in skimpy or provocative clothing. The terms most will understand are "vestimiento adecuado" or "prendas decentes".

So true, I had a Chica once that came over to my apartment who literally wore short shorts, a see thru top, and was totally dolled up, and it garnered a lot of unwanted attention by the Portero and other residents.

Your Spanish is much better than mine, and after that incident, I tell the Chicas, you must wear jeans, and not a revealing top, and / or wear a jacket.

Your advice is well taken which others should take unless they are staying in a known gringo hooker building.

[Knowledge]

You covered an important point I neglected to mention, or maybe I just made the mistake to assume it goes without saying. It is very problematic if girls come to your building in skimpy or provocative clothing. The terms most will understand are "vestimiento adecuado" or "prendas decentes".

I highly doubt the administradora was monitoring this poster via the videos, and suspect it was another tenant as you surmised, or even one of the Porteros who complained, which was than perhaps confirmed by the administrator in the videos.

Most Colombians are very conservative, and frown upon gringos with prepagos in tow. For mongers in buildings with Porteros, besides treating them well, you need to be cognizant of the other tenants. When you have a women twenty to forty years younger with you, wearing a see thru outfit, the other tenants will know exactly what's up, and the gossip will start.

Your advice to find a "gringo" friendly building is well advised, along with befriending the Portero's and the administrator as well. They can make you, or break you, and if you piss one of them off, it can be a problem for you. Gringos need to realize they are considered "foreigners", and will be eyed with suspect, and will be treated as such until they earn the respect of the Colombians within their surroundings.

[Knowledge]

I am sorry my predictions about how this played out were correct. If you are interested, my advice at this point is to move to a new building as soon as you can. I'm a little concerned you mentioned some of your visitors were "repeats". That makes no difference to the building administration. When you are in your new building, follow the rest of the advice and I doubt you will have problems. I wish I had piped in sooner.

I walked out this morning to pick up a cappuccino and the day shift portero also repeated the news to me, that I've been banned from having visitors. I expressed my dismay and asked him if I've caused any problems, and he said no.

I sent a message to the unit owner who initially had my back. He asked me if I've had parties, which I have not, and if I've made excessive noise, which I have not. I think he came straight to the building and met with the administrator (I have no idea who that is), who pulled the portero logs. I've had eight unique visitors in 15 days; four of them repeats, two or three times. I have had one visitor per day, except one day, when I had two.

[Knowledge]

My other bit of advice was to review the building rules before you confirm a booking. Anyone who follows that advice will know their options. I regret that I did not pipe in sooner about how to avoid becoming the star of the building's security videos.

I can just imagine the dialogue, I'm going to be bringing in lot's of hookers, aka "visitors". Your advice is appropriate, yet the building rules may preclude this activity (prostitution) in writing, of which the building administrator may not be able to circumvent if somebody complains.

Your advice for mongers to find a Prepago friendly building, or perhaps a building without full time Portero's, might be a better alternative.

[Knowledge]

The possibilities are endless. Speculating about them is as good a way to kill time as any other. If the latest government decrees and street activity are any indication (restaurants open for table service, salas de masaje and apartments up and running, street scene more active than pre-virus, public transportation packed to the gills, and inter-city transportation set for July 1 resumption) the September date looks promising.

The good news is there are other options unless anyone absolutely must come here. I feel we are lucky here to have two or so flights to Florida every week since late March. They are pretty darned expensive but it takes a lot of pressure out of the equation.

It works both ways. A lot can happen in 10 weeks, but current indications don't give much hope that what happens will be good, at least not for people coming from the US.

I'll be waiting to make plans after an actual entry policy is in place.

[TimeKeeper281]

I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.

Just ask the next girl you have over to bring it and tell her you will pay her like 20 k for her to do it. Thats like 6 bucks. I pay that in uber eats sub charges in this god forsaken prison of my 8 to 5 hell with no chance of a decent vacation.

[Mike6911]

I've been following this forum for a while now and find it very entertaining.

I just wondered if anyone could tell me the easiest way to get some weed? In the past we have got a taxi up to somewhere. Guayabal I think. Very cheap, but it's too much of a hassle.

How does everybody else get hold of it?

I'm in Laureles.

Cheers.

[Surfer500]

It would need to be paid by the passenger and done in their home country 24 to 48 hours before departing. Then some sort of official passing document would allow entry. All I can say is a lot can happen in 10 weeks.

As far as the next ten weeks, during this time it will be known better whether the Countries allowing travelers in without being quarantined with only a negative test result has panned out, or there have been instances where it hasn't. Iceland and Greece along with other Countries allowing this will be an indicator in the coming months if they have had issues where somebody tested negative upon arrival but were subsequently positive. Unfortunately it's an un-known evolving story, and a dire one for sure.

Airlines have been selling tickets for return to Colombia since the beginning of the month for flights beginning on September 1 as everyone knows. Yet the bio-safety requirements have yet to be announced by the Colombian Government. No way to speculate what they might be, let alone International travel being postponed or limited, because ten weeks from now the "landscape" will be very different as evidenced as how things have happened across the world. Just three months ago could anyone ever of imagined where things are at in the USA. It's mind blowing to say the least.

[The Tall Man]

As we approach 3 fricken months of the quarantine and what should have been a maximum 3 week stay for my 18 yo live-in vennie we have, dare I say, become so comfortable with each other that it is nice to have another person to hang around with despite her being so damn messy in the apartment.

I will say this again that you never really know a person until you live with them 24 and 7 for 3 months. The best way I can describe it is like that TV show Naked & Afraid where 2 complete strangers are put together in a deserted place and they must survive for 21 days. We watch TV shows, laugh, listen to music, eat together and sometimes separately, just hang out and about once a week when our pico why cedula is the same take a drive in the local area.

Like the vast majority of the same age she is on her cellphone at least 10 hours a day, seriously and with some days 15 hours non-stop.

She will take over my iPhone 11 Pro and take, I kid you not, hundreds of photos in all kinds of style and various outfits, many times I need to me the photographer. Not a bad way to pass the afternoon. She is completely comfortable with her body, no problem walking naked around the apartment after showering or top less when the weather was very warm.

So yes she is sloppy but all in all we have become so comfortable and easy with each other that I won't mind another month of quarantine if it is extended.

Now I save the best for last. In the past week I invited 2 of my special paisa chicas over to my place for the day (not together but 2 different chicas on 2 different days) and we all get along well, we order food, watch TV and listen to music and I then take my paisa to my room for a few hours.

Here is a photo of my vennie, I have literally close to a thousand of these types of photos of her in many different outfits and with some the both of us.

So in fairness, despite the fact that she is messy, she has not one of those disgraceful tattoos on her beautiful white skin, never uses drugs of any kind, drinks socially only, does not smoke and best of all has a good attitude and laughs a lot.

She is completely non-pro and not looking for any guy as I take care of her needs, hehehehe so don't ask for her contact information. Like I said before she could be a teen clothing model for Abercrombie & Fitch.

The Tall Man.

[Tomcat 88]

Cheapest generic sildenafil (Viagra) I've found is at Drogas Calidad, Calle 54 # 47-29, near Parque Bolivar. Brand I buy is AG. Little box or packet of two 50 MG tablets is 800 pesos. Chewable version is 1,300 pesos. Store offers free delivery to all of Medellin, usually about 3 hours. If going in person, early morning has shortest wait.

[JjBee62]

It would need to be paid by the passenger and done in their home country 24 to 48 hours before departing. Then some sort of official passing document would allow entry. All I can say is a lot can happen in 10 weeks.

It works both ways. A lot can happen in 10 weeks, but current indications don't give much hope that what happens will be good, at least not for people coming from the US.

I'll be waiting to make plans after an actual entry policy is in place.

[Blakman]

Over the last few days I have been doubling up. Casa and tinder, casa and the 8. Casa 81 a 42-46.6 ft white Colombian performance was better than her looks but she wasn't bad. Casa la 70 performance was on par with her looks not a stunner but good. Tinder girl came by for her headphones she left but said she was horny. She's a nymphomaniac for sure. Arrives starts play with her pussy on the couch. Allows me to video. She is a guarantee 2 nuts automatically. She never ask for money or taxi. I give her a new years pretty dress. Cost me $7 and 15 mil taxi. She's happy. Yesterday morning I call a young lady from Facebook to give her business before I go. I did a solo with her and also a nice 3 some. She always showed honesty, sincerity, and really into girls and seems like a nymph as well. Anyways it's been a good while since we linked. She's about 5' 9 attractive negron. Nice curves. She tells me she's available but has a friend and sends me 3 pictures. Says girl is 19 and she did a 3 some with her before. The girl 1st was incredible. I trust this girl so I go with the arrangement. 3 HR, 120 mil each total and 2 leche. Oral no condom. I am a little nervous cause 1 pic look like she has slight tummy. They arrive about 45 minutes late but I am happy. My negra is still sexy and attractive. The 19 year old looks every bit 19 with no tummy, no fat anywhere. Nice body. Outfit was not the best but maybe she's a newbie that's all she can afford. We get in the elevator and give each other warm hug. All is good. Get inside apartment and my music gets the 19 year old attention. She seem surprised I am up to date. I get some beer, popcorn and we salud. They bring their own weed and we smoke. I can't wait to get home and give up weed smoking LOL. I ask them to dance on my table and they are okay with it but do not allow me to take video since they strip down. They dance with each other and its fucking nice laying on my couch watching 2 girls dance with each other. They ask me to come up and I strip and get up there so now I am in the middle. The 19 year old seem anxious and grabs my dick right away and negra is kissing on me passionately. Then I switch to 19 year old and she kisses me passionately. 2 great passionate kissers. What's the odds. We continue for a little bit longer then realize the danger of 3 on a table dancing near to the edge. We get down and i Iay on my couch. Negra comes for more passionate kisses and 19 year begins sucking. The energy is extremely high. The chemistry was off the charts. Both these girls pisces and LEO was identical in many ways how they kiss and touch and suck. They never took a break. We all had hands on each other the entire time. I decide I wanted the 19 year old to lick negra and so I watched. Then I had negra lick the 19 year old. It seem like I could fuck negra raw but she then ask for condom. I fucked the 19 year old first. She was truly a star and it was tempting to give her lots of attention, but negra was right up there with her performance wise. 19 year old pussy is tight and wet. I am hitting it from the back and negra kissing on me touch on me. Perfect world. We go upstairs and I want to fuck negra. Switch condoms and now fucking negra. Negra comes at the drop of a dime. You can say boo and she comes. 19 year old is touching on her playing with negra nice tits and I sense her really enjoying playing with her titties. So I pull out and leave the them two to play with each other. They start fucking each other. Scissors or whatever they call it. First time seeing it done in person. They make each other come. Oh shit. Will continue the story later. Sleep time.