Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

Lovense Lush and OhMiBod Esca are the 2 top ones. Both can be used with the webcam sites or can be controlled remotely through an app and a Bluetooth connection.

Yikes, too much information, one might assume you or others have a few of these set up in operation. Almost like a military operation, instead of flying drones and taking out targets, your stimulating Colombian women from a far, perhaps sipping on a beer and eating pretzels during the bombing runs!

[EatALotOpus]

Ok.

1) si est bien podemos hacer tros.

O tambiand puedo solo verte a ti cojer con otra chica eso me gustara mucho.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga.

Eso ser cada 20 theas.

O cada meses.

3) ahora dime t qu piensas?

Can I get an expert interpretation?

1 Yes it's ok we can be three or I can see you alone get another chick, that I like a lot.

2 if you want (why) can you give me 200 thousand pesos. When I tell you.

This will be every 20 days or every month.

3 now tell me what you think.

If that's the exact text she sent you, she's a very bad speller of her own language!

[LeyenLouvain]

She has top of the line iphone.

Cost in Colombia is 5. 6 million pesos!!

She does sound great but I'm finding it hard to see that she would be happy with 200 mil pesos for 20 days.

Also, "Eso ser cada 20 theas" - is "theas" for "dias" a mistake on her part or auto-correction? Unless she has zero schooling, it's difficult to see how a native speaker could make a spelling mistake that even a gringo wouldn't make!

[Blakman]

I come from the old school two minds are better than one.

It is clear. She said if you want and can give me 200,000 pesos when I tell you. This can be every 20 days or each month. Maybe you are having trouble with the ISG autocorrections.

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[Blakman]

I buy cheap wine or cheap vodka. We both finish the wine on one occasion and the other she drank one or 2 cups of liquor. Weed she decline twice, but took a few puffs twice. I have gotten by on cooking chorros at night time and pancakes in the morning. I have never ordered out. The shits been too good to be true. She has not acted like typical girl that tries to milk everything you got. We enjoy dancing to music, taking pics and videos. She comes alive to photos and videos. Shes funny as fuck. Submissive and dominating. We have long sessions of freaky porn like sex, then I let her text. We have more sex. She sleeps and in the morning more sex. I Make breakfast bring it up to her. That seems to impress her. Let her text some more and go back to sleep. Get another round in and she gets ready to go. I don't even pay taxi. Just straight 140 mil.

Her hands are soft as hell, finger nails and toe nails always done. So she may ask for money to get manicure and pedicure. She has top of the line iphone. I have been here a long time for first time so I see myself slowing down a bit. I am curious to entertain the offer. I want to see her behavior when I bring another chick over.

That sounds like a great deal, assuming she doesn't drink too much or expect you to buy too many drugs. The question is whether you want the same girl around 24/7 for 3 weeks. I've not met a chick yet in Medellin that I'd want to spend 3 weeks with. But that's me.

[Mr Enternational]

Be sure to clairfy how often she expects the 200 mil. The translation does not make it clear.

It is clear. She said if you want and can give me 200,000 pesos when I tell you. This can be every 20 days or each month. Maybe you are having trouble with the ISG autocorrections.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga. Eso ser cada 20 theas. O cada meses.

[Mr Enternational]

I can't believe what freaks these Colombian women are. I mentioned remote control vibrators, and they all want one.

So you have not noticed all the sex shops they have in Colombia? And we already know they have the most cam chicks of any other country.

[JjBee62]

I can't believe what freaks these Colombian women are. I mentioned remote control vibrators, and they all want one. Well, shit, it is better than nothing. Does anyone have any recommendations on what type and brands are the best?

Lovense Lush and OhMiBod Esca are the 2 top ones. Both can be used with the webcam sites or can be controlled remotely through an app and a Bluetooth connection.

[Elvis 2008]

I can't believe what freaks these Colombian women are. I mentioned remote control vibrators, and they all want one. Well, shit, it is better than nothing. Does anyone have any recommendations on what type and brands are the best?

[SJobs]

I've been to both Rio and Sao Paulo many times. Even going back 15-20 years during the heyday of Help, Sao Paulo was the better destination for quantity and quality of beautiful women. Now Rio was certainly a more fun city and still is -- It's a vacation city. Sao Paulo is a business city. But if one is solely talking quantity / quality of women, Sao Paulo was and is the winner.

And there are dozens (maybe hundreds) of much less expensive options in Sao Paulo than Scandallo. Though Scandallo is so good that it might be worth the $300 or more you spend in a night there.

I love Rio, the landscape, the girls, the food, and the people. The absolute best time of my life was spent in Rio. Getting back to the topic of Medellin, Rio is definitely more beautiful, both in terms of the city and girls, but slightly more expensive; however, Medellin give me a homely feeling, which I love, it is more like a small town with warm and genuine people. One thing I know for sure, before I turn 40, I will move either to Brazil or Colombia.

[ColombiaLover]

Be sure to clairfy how often she expects the 200 mil. The translation does not make it clear.

Ok.

1) si est bien podemos hacer tros. Yes, this is fine. We can have trios.

O tambiand puedo solo verte a ti cojer con otra chica eso me gustara mucho. Also I can only see you with another chica. I like this a lot.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga. If you want, you can give 200 mil pesos. When I tell you.

Eso ser cada 20 theas. This to be for 20 days. I assume she mis-typed

O cada meses. Or every month. this makes it more clear that she wants 200 mil for 20 days or a month

3) ahora dime t qu piensas? Now you tell me what you think.

Can I get an expert interpretation?

[ColombiaLover]

That sounds like a great deal, assuming she doesn't drink too much or expect you to buy too many drugs. The question is whether you want the same girl around 24/7 for 3 weeks. I've not met a chick yet in Medellin that I'd want to spend 3 weeks with. But that's me.

She wants 200 mil every 20 days or a month. She's okay with a trio but more into me fucking other girls and she watch. What yall think fellas.

[Blue Touch]

Even if your understanding in Spanish is correct, it doesn't matter.

If you give money upfront she is the winner.

She may say that you misunderstood, or just disappear without any excuse.

Just make a deal for 10 k peso a day though I doubt she would accept it.

Ok.

1) si est bien podemos hacer tros.

O tambiand puedo solo verte a ti cojer con otra chica eso me gustara mucho.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga.

Eso ser cada 20 theas.

O cada meses.

3) ahora dime t qu piensas?

Can I get an expert interpretation?

[PolloNegro]

Ok.

1) si est bien podemos hacer tros.

O tambiand puedo solo verte a ti cojer con otra chica eso me gustara mucho.

2) si t quieres why puedes me das 200 mil pesos. Cuando yo te diga.

Eso ser cada 20 theas.

O cada meses.

3) ahora dime t qu piensas?

Can I get an expert interpretation?

If you want and you can give me 200 thousand pesos. When I tell you.

That will be every 20 days.

Or every month.

She's baiting you, she wants you to agree, & if you do, you'll give her $200,000 pesos every time she asks. Trust me, shows no fool. Make her say $200,000 pesos every 20 days or no deal! Pollo negro is out!

[Combo]

Scandallo is shut like all else. According to the SP thread they are doing a major hotel renovation and expansion during the shit down. The whole place is already massive. Yeah if you have done Globe you are in the right price category. If I want three girls back to back with impeccable service nothing beats Globe. But if I want a classy night of girl shopping and drinking and picking one or two to get down with then Scandallo is unequalled.

Guys who've done the Rio scene (I have not) say SP is way better. Didn't used to be Rio was all that ten years ago. But today SP is considered the finer girl-enthusiast destination.

I've been to both Rio and Sao Paulo many times. Even going back 15-20 years during the heyday of Help, Sao Paulo was the better destination for quantity and quality of beautiful women. Now Rio was certainly a more fun city and still is -- It's a vacation city. Sao Paulo is a business city. But if one is solely talking quantity / quality of women, Sao Paulo was and is the winner.

And there are dozens (maybe hundreds) of much less expensive options in Sao Paulo than Scandallo. Though Scandallo is so good that it might be worth the $300 or more you spend in a night there.