Medellin Reports

[PolloNegro]

Wednesday April 29,2020.

I have to address a few things, there are no shortages of girls, there are no shortages of fruits, and there is no shortage of mean green. There should not be a price increase in any of these, so I need people who do not know where to locate these items at to stop screaming that there is a shortage of any of these items.

I recently, last night had my flight cancelled for June 15th by spirit airlines, so I have no idea when I will be returning home, but you don't hear me complaining. As long as the work is good and plentiful, I will continue to live here in Medellin and enjoy the atmosphere. I will try to replace my ticket with a July 5th ticket, but I am not sure when Spirit will allow international flights from Colombia.

With all of the nay say, about pricing, about girls in Parque Botero I decided to head down to the world famous Parque Botero and sure enough it was many more girls than normal and many many less than before. Here is a bad thing about living in Medellin, once you are here and you have a system in place, going to the park to wait around becomes a drag and a bit of work. I have very beautiful girls who come through to see me at rock bottom prices. There is no way that I am going to sit in the park nowadays and wait or rent a short term hotel when I have dimes coming through daily for $120,000 pesos and doing all kinds of incredible things. Honestly the quarantine has me spoiled and I have no idea how I will cope when things return to normal.

I know where all of the mean green spots are so I decided to hit my favorite hole to see if the mean green was available since there were rumors that it was not available and it was in short supply? This was all a bald face lie. I went to my favorite little spot and bought 40 Blunts for $165,000 pesos, so there is no shortage of the mean green. I don't smoke, but my friend girls do and some of my gringo friends do, so I called them over and gave them a few as I had many and I do not indulge.

I am still banging 6-8 girls daily, I still have to turn away girls every day and try to reschedule them for later, so no is no shortage on the things that mongers desire. I wish all of the BMs were here and we were having a great big party, I know some girls that would really blow your mind, trust me. As always, Pollo Negro is out!

[Knowledge]

You can buy a ticket whenever you want with no worry of losing the money. If you pay with a credit card. Travel insurance covers your money in the event you cancel. Just last week I got a full refund of my non refundable one way Avianca fare because Avianca canceled the flight, no questions asked from my credit card issuer. It was a bit of luck for me because I had forgotten I bought the ticket until Avianca e-mailed me about the cancellation.

The same terms apply in the event Avianca goes bankrupt. I don't know why anyone would pay cash unless they are in Al-Qaeda or something. If you buy a ticket and decide you don't want to take the flight for whatever reason, then the insurance premium will have some value because you would be on the hook for the fare.

Avianca has already asked the Colombian Government for bailout monies and are in much worse financial condition than COPA.

For all of those who want to return, it would be prudent to wait until the Colombian Government formally opens up the Country, and under what conditions. If one of the requirements is a two week quarantine period, well that will be show stopper for many. Nobody really knows when and under what circumstances Colombia may open up. In other words the Country may be open to other Countries but not anyone from the USA unless everyone is tested etc.

So if somebody buys a ticket now for a future date, and even if they get the insurance, they might get their flight monies back, but what about the insurance premium..

[Blakman]

Dude after a long time I have seen such a fun report. Thanks for taking time and writing it. Little sad that I didn't know about this Gina when I was here. Would've love to meet her, just for experience. She's clearly a street-smart crook and sees you as an easy target, no shame in that. I hope you fucked her brains out before deleting her number. That's what I do to girls who try to be crook-ish smart. Revenge sex is best kinda sex.

I total up the damage $9 but sometimes it's the principle. Gina is good pussy but a headache. I am not a softy or a sucker and don't subject myself to major theft. She text me this morning wanting to send me a chick I fucked before. Told her no then gave her the block. Today I have an 8 coming to visit. 170 mil. Not used to paying that price but she did ask for 250 mil. I will give a report if it's worth it. Hey man reports gives valuable info. I don't mind even if it gets a chuckle.

[Gargano19]

Its a Tuesday and I am unsure if I should fuck or not cause theres a very pretty girl coming to see me next day. But I am feeling horny. Get a call from volunteer recruit Gina. Gina is a girl I met lleras park. Before Quarantine I had very little interest to entertain Gina. I felt she was on sorta on the street side. But by default I included her in a 3 some. She was wild, sexy, manipulative, hustler and petty crook. That's Gina in a nutshell. I have 3 encounters with Gina. She has not stuck to the agreement and each time she stole something. Her sex is good enough, reasonable enough, to offset the petty crime. Gina introduced me to another chica that performed tremendously in a 3 some. She then introduced me to another girl who performed tremendously on a duo. So on this day She sends me a pic of a girl. 2 photos look beautiful and one look suspects. My brother warns get more pics. I ignore and say its only 70 mil what you got to lose. I arrange with Gina. The girl is hour and half late. I see the uber and walk down to the lobby door. When I see her theres very little resemblance to the pic, looks little like a boy girl. I say uno momento and take off leaving her or him outside. I wait 20 minutes til they leave. I tell Gina that no way I was going to entertain that person. Gina swears she's a girl. Sends me another pic. But I am like no. I am not meeting with her. Gina decides she will come promise me a good time. I have been avoiding her because our second meeting she brought another girl without my permission. I made sure store majority of things in bedroom locked away. Agreement 3 hrs, 2 leche, oral no condom 70 mil. Gina gets to apartment looking wild. It's her typical look. Wants to smoke weed no problem. Strips and does sexy lap dance. I think all the Colombian girls are good at that then says let's go upstairs. Gina starts sucking my dick and then says you pay me very little 20 mil more for more suck. I agree. The sex is great and I come in her mouth on her breast. Gina does not go in shower to wash it off. She walks downstairs. I follow immediately after here. Gina tries to get me to pay for the girl who I denied seeing. Says they charged her. I am so upset cause she made it seem like that was forgotten and it was going to be 3 hrs of fun time. Anyways she's trying to be forceful about the situation and say she's not leaving til she gets paid. When they think clever then you have to think clever. I said in English let me get security. Then I said are you talking about paying uber or paying for the girl she said paying for the girl. My neighbors was on the balcony so I said in Spanish seguridad. So she heard that I said papi I am just talking uber. So I said how much 10 mil. She said yes. I paid that then she brought up the 20 mil for upsell in blow job. Paid that. So now she's at 100 mil. And I was just ready for her to leave. So I didn't get the 2 hours remaining or 2nd nut. But 1st one was explosive. After she left. Discovered rolling paper and lighter was missing. Gina is Deleted.

Dude after a long time I have seen such a fun report. Thanks for taking time and writing it. Little sad that I didn't know about this Gina when I was here. Would've love to meet her, just for experience. She's clearly a street-smart crook and sees you as an easy target, no shame in that. I hope you fucked her brains out before deleting her number. That's what I do to girls who try to be crook-ish smart. Revenge sex is best kinda sex.

[Blakman]

Its a Tuesday and I am unsure if I should fuck or not cause theres a very pretty girl coming to see me next day. But I am feeling horny. Get a call from volunteer recruit Gina. Gina is a girl I met lleras park. Before Quarantine I had very little interest to entertain Gina. I felt she was on sorta on the street side. But by default I included her in a 3 some. She was wild, sexy, manipulative, hustler and petty crook. That's Gina in a nutshell. I have 3 encounters with Gina. She has not stuck to the agreement and each time she stole something. Her sex is good enough, reasonable enough, to offset the petty crime. Gina introduced me to another chica that performed tremendously in a 3 some. She then introduced me to another girl who performed tremendously on a duo. So on this day She sends me a pic of a girl. 2 photos look beautiful and one look suspects. My brother warns get more pics. I ignore and say its only 70 mil what you got to lose. I arrange with Gina. The girl is hour and half late. I see the uber and walk down to the lobby door. When I see her theres very little resemblance to the pic, looks little like a boy girl. I say uno momento and take off leaving her or him outside. I wait 20 minutes til they leave. I tell Gina that no way I was going to entertain that person. Gina swears she's a girl. Sends me another pic. But I am like no. I am not meeting with her. Gina decides she will come promise me a good time. I have been avoiding her because our second meeting she brought another girl without my permission. I made sure store majority of things in bedroom locked away. Agreement 3 hrs, 2 leche, oral no condom 70 mil. Gina gets to apartment looking wild. It's her typical look. Wants to smoke weed no problem. Strips and does sexy lap dance. I think all the Colombian girls are good at that then says let's go upstairs. Gina starts sucking my dick and then says you pay me very little 20 mil more for more suck. I agree. The sex is great and I come in her mouth on her breast. Gina does not go in shower to wash it off. She walks downstairs. I follow immediately after here. Gina tries to get me to pay for the girl who I denied seeing. Says they charged her. I am so upset cause she made it seem like that was forgotten and it was going to be 3 hrs of fun time. Anyways she's trying to be forceful about the situation and say she's not leaving til she gets paid. When they think clever then you have to think clever. I said in English let me get security. Then I said are you talking about paying uber or paying for the girl she said paying for the girl. My neighbors was on the balcony so I said in Spanish seguridad. So she heard that I said papi I am just talking uber. So I said how much 10 mil. She said yes. I paid that then she brought up the 20 mil for upsell in blow job. Paid that. So now she's at 100 mil. And I was just ready for her to leave. So I didn't get the 2 hours remaining or 2nd nut. But 1st one was explosive. After she left. Discovered rolling paper and lighter was missing. Gina is Deleted.

[Radar99]

I want to travel as early as September to Medellin, do you guys think the casas & strip clubs will be back to normal by then or how do you think the coronavirus will change the sex industry going forward?

I think you have to wait till year end to see things back in normal. Because now the situation is like there are spikes going to increase due to weather.

[SJobs]

Uhh, since you are trying to be in an aged-based "normal relationship", what are you going to do once the chick turns 24?

Maybe you are just not trying hard enough or maybe you are trying too hard. I am from Atlanta. I remember my grandfather being 60 years old and having a girlfriend 19 years old. My dad is 69 and married, and he has brought chicks in the age range you are looking for over to my house before. Me, myself, I want nothing to do with American chicks these days. I was never brought up that people had to be certain ages as long as it was within the confines of the law.

Man, I admire your grandpa. That's the right way to live life. I typically start look for replacements when a girl is 6 months away from her 22nd birthday, 24 is grandma in Medellin, way pass retirement age.

[Balboa]

Uhh, since you are trying to be in an aged-based "normal relationship", what are you going to do once the chick turns 24?

Maybe you are just not trying hard enough or maybe you are trying too hard. I am from Atlanta. I remember my grandfather being 60 years old and having a girlfriend 19 years old. My dad is 69 and married, and he has brought chicks in the age range you are looking for over to my house before. Me, myself, I want nothing to do with American chicks these days. I was never brought up that people had to be certain ages as long as it was within the confines of the law.

Man, I got lucky!

I'm in my 50's, stuck in the US for the crisis, and found a 20 year old flaquita from Central America in a grocery store of all places.

She doesn't speak but a few words of english, I helped her out with something, exchanged numbers, and now she hangs out in my condo, and is so damn sweet, and calls me Papi, Lol.
And yes, she takes good care of me, and I give her a great escape from her otherwise over crowded living conditions.
A win win! 😀

[Paulie97]

Any this is something to keep an eye on in these interesting times and definitely get insurance on your upcoming trips.

You'll be hard pressed to find a travel insurance policy that will cover any Covid-19 trip interruptions or cancellations as an existing pandemic would not qualify as an unforeseen event. It will come down to you and the airline.

[Surfer500]

It seems like Copa and Avianca may be in trouble in the near future: https://finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/ne...161216415.html.

I had a trip to Medellin on Copa for April and got credit for a future flight. But this is something to consider for people booking flights now or with travel credits. I'd hope the Panamian government bails out Copa given their local importance but if they suddenly go bankrupt you can lose your trip or be stranded mid trip. Any this is something to keep an eye on in these interesting times and definitely get insurance on your upcoming trips.

Avianca has already asked the Colombian Government for bailout monies and are in much worse financial condition than COPA.

For all of those who want to return, it would be prudent to wait until the Colombian Government formally opens up the Country, and under what conditions. If one of the requirements is a two week quarantine period, well that will be show stopper for many. Nobody really knows when and under what circumstances Colombia may open up. In other words the Country may be open to other Countries but not anyone from the USA unless everyone is tested etc.

So if somebody buys a ticket now for a future date, and even if they get the insurance, they might get their flight monies back, but what about the insurance premium.

Unfortunately there are too many unknowns and some Countries are being very cautious, Argentina just announced it's closing it's borders until September, albeit Countries in Europe and Asia are open but some with tight restrictions which I suspect is the way Colombia will go, but nobody knows.

The other thing to consider is that once you pay for a ticket the airline has your cash and if they cancel they will stick you with a credit, but you can get a refund, but you will probably have to file a complaint with the DOT which a friend of mine had to do to get his refund from COPA.

So I suggest people should just wait, and believe the first flights back to Medellin will be on Spirit and American, the reason I say this is because they are being bailed out by the US government whereas COPA and AVIANCA have not been given any financial assistance.

If AVIANCA goes belly up it, it will be quite sad, as it is a Company that has been in existence for over 100 years and I believe the only international carrier for the Country. I hope the Colombian government can help them out somehow.

[Recondite]

It seems like Copa and Avianca may be in trouble in the near future: https://finance.yahoo.com/amphtml/ne...161216415.html.

I had a trip to Medellin on Copa for April and got credit for a future flight. But this is something to consider for people booking flights now or with travel credits. I'd hope the Panamian government bails out Copa given their local importance but if they suddenly go bankrupt you can lose your trip or be stranded mid trip. Any this is something to keep an eye on in these interesting times and definitely get insurance on your upcoming trips.

[Knowledge]

Ooh the timing is good. I am low on pesos. I will definitely re-up today.

I'm salivating, the playground is in full swing, and you, and the other rats will have the pick of the litter at bargain basement prices, with the COP to USD exchange rate at 4035 Pesos today.

[Turgid]

Eddie,

You are saying I'm maturing. Maybe you are right. Kind of like Howard stern. His show is nothing like it was 20 years ago. It pretty much sucks now.

I feel I want to be in a normal relationship with a non hooker now at close to 50. The problem is I am not attracted to old women. I still like 18 to 23. It's hard to get that in the states with how people are brought up here. Should I just move to Colombia and find a regular chick to have a relationship with. My Spanish would have to improve for sure. I'm at a crossroads guys. It took 20 years to get here tho.

I know I'm on a p4p website but the best scenario is a normal relationship with a non hooker but you have to meet the right woman. I've been there in my twenties we were compatible, for two years, but then she had to return to her fiance. The only girl I was happier with than mongering. Have not met such a woman since.

[Beaudacious]

I want to travel as early as September to Medellin, do you guys think the casas & strip clubs will be back to normal by then or how do you think the coronavirus will change the sex industry going forward?

I booked 9 days mid September. I figured everything would be fine by then. I bought all insurance options so I can reschedule flights for free. Still really cheap for everything. I'm looking for a travel buddy. Let me know how it goes.

[Mr Enternational]

I feel I want to be in a normal relationship with a non hooker now at close to 50. The problem is I am not attracted to old women. I still like 18 to 23.

Uhh, since you are trying to be in an aged-based "normal relationship", what are you going to do once the chick turns 24?

It's hard to get that in the states with how people are brought up here.

Maybe you are just not trying hard enough or maybe you are trying too hard. I am from Atlanta. I remember my grandfather being 60 years old and having a girlfriend 19 years old. My dad is 69 and married, and he has brought chicks in the age range you are looking for over to my house before. Me, myself, I want nothing to do with American chicks these days. I was never brought up that people had to be certain ages as long as it was within the confines of the law.