Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

I was getting the same error on my last trip, but I was using the Frequent Traveler option like Fun Luvr mentioned. I didn't use that option and then tried another computer with another browser. That worked, but I don't think I had to use a different computer or browser.

I'm back in Bogota and had no issues using my iPhone the other day. Didn't use Frequent Traveler either.

Apparently they have not worked out all the bugs since they transitioned and changed the Platform several months back as for whatever reason my frequent traveler info wasn't transferred over and I had issues last month with Check Mig but got around it.

[Knowledge]

The most likely cause is a temporary web server outage. Checkmig sits behind the Colombia immigration website's WAF. Try again later.

It's been a while since I've done devops type work but it could be geo tied load balancer leads to a bad server / site. Maybe try bouncing off a VPN in Colombia? Failing that maybe try rebooting and using an incognito tab.

[Knowledge]

They are not hard to avoid. They are only a nuisance most of the time. As mentioned, they regularly have bad interactions with locals and with each other. There is a younger contingent that hangs out in the bars behind the church doing tusi and coke.

I would say let the old guys have their fun. They are probably living on a tight budget and they enjoy the El Centro scene. Just ignore them and move on.

[TjBrazil]

So Rio is really that much better than Medellin??

Would you day it's better than Guayaquil Ecuador??

Is there a street scene in Rio like botero or lleras?

The street scene in Rio is a non starter. Mostly ladyboys and really washed up hookers. Any girl that is at least decent looking will work at the termas or small clubs. If they work the street they are bottom of the barrel or chicks with dicks.

[JjBee62]

You will be able to find all the hotties from medellin in private harems adorned with gold in the arab world and in clubs in Japan, south Korea, spain to some extent and other places no doubt I am not aware of.

There has been a huge shift in the world, it is not reserved for any one venue or country.

Big big money has scoured the world and sequestered the finest girls from around the globe in private situations.

Read what has happened in the FKKs in Germany, the whole city of Medellin, Angeles City in the Philipines, Bangkok and Pattaya in Thailand.

And other similar venues around the world.

The quality and quantity of the chicas has crashed everywhere.

It is no coincidence. Big money has scoured the world and sequestered the best of the best.

It is over boys. It is a whole new ball game now.

That damn "big money!" Always hatching some nefarious plot to destroy everything, just like some James Bond Villain.

Fortunately, just like every super villain in every movie, they really suck at it. Plus, it's pretty difficult to round up and sequester about 800 million women.

If you're in Colombia, or undoubtedly in any of the cities listed, just go to a mall, walk down the street, or stop by a church. You'll see plenty of beautiful women. If you're able to greet them and speak 4 or 5 sentences in their language (with 1 sentence being a description of your knowledge of their language), you have a chance for a conversation. If you have a conversation, you have a chance for a date. If you have a date, you have a chance.

Hookers are still out there in the same numbers, however, the game has changed. If you have a cellphone, tablet or computer, you have everything you need to change right along with it.

[CowboyCheeba]

Because I had to weed through pages of complaining, whining, fear mongering (heh), or the ol' "Back in my day" BS. I'll give you some reports.

Used mileroticos, photoprepagos and have had success.

First was a girl showing her face, said she was in her teens, but was in her late 20's, however looked exactly like the photos.

She was a girl next door type with a gorgeous face that was a turn on by itself, no makeup, all natural and it was GFE.

I paid 300+50 for transport. Two leches. Bbj - and she delivered.

A little shy, but sensual. Super tight as well and a pretty kitty. We kissed a bunch and she was very sweet, clean, no drama, and eager to please. What a start to the trip. Overall 9/10.

Next was more of a porn star chica, face was blurred but her body was petite, natural and super fit. Again pictures were "verified" and it definitely was her.

The girls use the earliest photos of them it seems, and ride those pics until it's not viable anymore. She had tats, and she had two listings, one with tats and one without. Same number same chica.

Shows up later than we planned but she was super sweet.

Showed up and I asked her to dance for me, she puts on her playlist and starts to dance and teasing me.

Fake ass lips but everything else real. The DSL were fun, but kind of comical, but didn't stop her from pleasing me. She took more control, and rode me like a bronco, but did plenty of BJ teasing with a lot of eagerness. We spoke about Colombia and she gave me lots of tips in between leches. Her kitty was pretty damn perfect as well and quite tight again.

From her profile her vibe was quite obvious, so far my instincts have steered me in the right direction. Not into the non-responsive chicas bc they will probably be aloof when you meet them.

After the second leche we had some time and she told me about all the things I need to see and do while here. She is passionate about her country, and is a paisa. The genuine personalities in Colombia are truly special. Overall 8/10.

It helps a ton to speak Spanish, and luckily I do with near fluency. But a lot of words don't transfer because of regional dialects and certain words having totally different meanings, which is fun to figure out but if you're a gringo using translation apps only, hopefully you learn a thing or two along the way.

Honestly the gringos I see here are cringe AF. The way they act, the way they have no interest in the people or culture. I get the fact that people want to experience their fantasies here, but its no wonder there is resentment when gringo groups are in nice restaurants openly talking about their escapades loudly, and celebrating like they have never had sex before. It's pathetic really. And then some bring "dates" with them and are just in their translation apps the whole time or they ignore the chicas, who looked bored out of their minds and are just waiting to get paid and leave. No real connection being made. But I did see some supermodel hot girls with these gringos so they were doing something right.

My hotel charges way too much to allow a chica in, but I don't think I would have loved staying in some of the budget options that people tout on this board because walking / driving past them, they don't seem that clean, and are full of gringos.

Will try out the clubs so I can feel out personality, and not stick to whatsapp and online profiles. So far the list include FaseDos, La Isla, Fiebre, Lutron, etc.

I may see my first chica again bc she was such a surprise by how down to earth and natural she was.

Good luck guys, hope this is somewhat helpful to some.

[Gabacho]

The first time I went to la isla, way back in the day, it was amazing. Half the girls there were hot. The other two strip clubs were great too. 25% of the girls there were hot. The last time I went post pandemic it was awful. I saw one girl that was hot at la isla but her personality sucked so I didn't take her. The other clubs were awful and empty. I don't know if the pandemic is the reason why it sucks in 2023. Someone here that's been living there the last few years would be more qualified to answer that. Gustos and the park were horrible. It's like a magic ugly stick came and touched the city, and now all all the girls are old, hardened look, and a ton of makeup. Enjoy but I'll fly the extra 5 hours and go to Rio.

So Rio is really that much better than Medellin??

Would you day it's better than Guayaquil Ecuador??

Is there a street scene in Rio like botero or lleras?

[Silver Turtle]

I did other 6 attempts, tried English and Spanish, different cities (Denver and Miami).

Result: I don't even arrive at the last page, it fails on step 3 with a "504 Gateway Time-out".

I do not think that there is an offending content in my form, but their server that doesn't work, and maybe they will fix it too late for me.

I have taken and printed all the screenshots, so I can prove my due diligence, but their process doesn't work.

BTW, first time in 6 trips.

Try different browsers, ie Chrome, Firefox, Edge, etc. Make sure you'll look at the right end of the web pages.

[Voodoo Jones]

I was getting the same error on my last trip, but I was using the Frequent Traveler option like Fun Luvr mentioned. I didn't use that option and then tried another computer with another browser. That worked, but I don't think I had to use a different computer or browser.

I'm back in Bogota and had no issues using my iPhone the other day. Didn't use Frequent Traveler either.

[Duncan216]

I did other 6 attempts, tried English and Spanish, different cities (Denver and Miami).

Result: I don't even arrive at the last page, it fails on step 3 with a "504 Gateway Time-out".

I do not think that there is an offending content in my form, but their server that doesn't work, and maybe they will fix it too late for me.

I have taken and printed all the screenshots, so I can prove my due diligence, but their process doesn't work.

BTW, first time in 6 trips.

It's been a while since I've done devops type work but it could be geo tied load balancer leads to a bad server / site. Maybe try bouncing off a VPN in Colombia? Failing that maybe try rebooting and using an incognito tab.

[MaddTraveler]

-- Landed in Mde 9/12 and totally forgot about check-mig, but they didn't ask for it so fellas it looks like it's no longer needed nor the Vax card. Or it could be if your a frequent traveler they already have you in the sys and migracion dude just askd me if it's a tourism trip and I said yes. Done in 2 minutes.

-- Airport taxi is a bit higher. Normal rate used to be 80 k-100 k to Laureles or El Plobado but now min is 120 k. Some wanted 150 k.

-- Last trip was in Feb and I didn't notice inflation isssue, but this trip I def do. Food, Taxi (starts now at 4300 on meter instead of 3300), chicas also slightly more expensive.

-- Leasing a nice apt in a quiet area of Laureless, can tell prices are going up.

-- Slept and organized first afternoon and ate at a nice restaurant near my apt (Morenita), really good food, paid 60 k totall incl drink and a beer. Slept for 12 hrs. (bro was tired).

-- I'm here for several Months, so no rush. Woke up and took a cab to centro 9/13, lots and lots of hunnies, few 7-8's, I shit you not. I was so confused on whom to chose so I didn't. Walked into Cojenitas, 2 beers, called the finest flaca after her stage dance (solid 8) to come sit (approx 4 pm), chatted, girl drink, then 120 k in room and got that first nut out. Total incl beer was less than 150 k, no propina.

-- I promised myself I wouldn't hunt any non-pros since tht takes a lot of work. But then I realize focusing on pros only is not a better option w all the druggin going on, and much less risk w a true non-pro. Also since I'm here a while I DO want a novia. Fuck that. Refuse to have to pay each time LOL. My main strat will be approaching chicas in person when walking around. Got few digits so far and chatting. I make sure to ask that they are not prepagos and that I am not seeking that. I want either an amiga, or algo serio (something serious). The one I'm chatting with are ok w / that. Tinder and dating apps nowadays is 99% hardcore pros and problem chicas, I scan through them just for fun but they never fail, that as soon as you match they either tell you or want to meet you ASAP, ignore personal questions and simply want to meet or asking you whether you're in an apt or hotel. They're basically measuring you as their next potential victim for money or drugging your ass. So don't do it bc Mde is super dangerous now w those types.

-- Met a cool dude from the Airport who lives here and confirm the issues, we had lunch next day w his spouse incl few of his mates. I always admire and happy to learn from the older gents and vets!!

-- Day 3 got some work stuff set up, then realized eros spa is super close less than a 10 min walk, decent line up of 12-15 chicas, lots of 4-5's but couple doable 6's and 7's. Went there damage 80 k (was 70 k few months back). Chica said no specific time. Was super tight, was screaming while I tore it up. We layed down and chatted. Wanted an extra 40 k for BBBJ, but was terrible at it, I called her out and said yo you don't know how to do this, she said she does. So I stood up instead of laying down and she improved a bit LOL. Overall ok. Total damage 120 k (she didn't earn extra propina but did her job).

-- didn't do shit yesterday, and I have a cita this evening w a non-pro morena w some huge tits, going out for drinks. Hopefully I get to smash!!

[Mr Enternational]

It is known to create problems, but usually after a few attempts it works. NOT THIS TIME.

I tried 15 times yesterday, and 10 today, 4 different browser and 2 PCs. I arrive at the end, where it asks for the address (Datos de hospedaje), and then I get a blank page with "502 Bad Gateway" message.

My flight is this night. What would you do?

Nothing. I already reported that I did not fill it out entering or leaving last time.

[Arthur62]

The same thing happened to me. I got it to work by using the Spanish version, and not using "Frequent traveler". Also, when selecting the departing city, I selected Florida as the city because in the previous version, that was the option I used. By making those three changes, it worked the first time. So I don't know which is causing the bad gateway.

I did other 6 attempts, tried English and Spanish, different cities (Denver and Miami).

Result: I don't even arrive at the last page, it fails on step 3 with a "504 Gateway Time-out".

I do not think that there is an offending content in my form, but their server that doesn't work, and maybe they will fix it too late for me.

I have taken and printed all the screenshots, so I can prove my due diligence, but their process doesn't work.

BTW, first time in 6 trips.

[Surfer500]

I would say let the old guys have their fun. They are probably living on a tight budget and they enjoy the El Centro scene. Just ignore them and move on.

When I'm in Centro I stay clear of other gringos.

Unfortunately because of the onslaught of the new mongers here who used to frequent SEA, and from many others places since the Pandemic, these new mongers since Colombia opened up eight months after the Pandemic have changed many things for foreign mongers in Centro now.

Sometimes I see these mongers as though I was somewhere in SEA who typically have a beer in one hand, and a Cigarette in the other.

Some of them, but not all of them I find disgusting, not only by their personal habits and appearance, but with there dealings with the SW's, and the locals who frequent Centro daily, hence leaving what I call a tarnished image for all of the foreign mongers here of which many are good guys.

As a result of this, the mongering environment is very different than before the Pandemic.

And it's not just the older mongers but also the younger mongers who have contributed to tarnishing all the foreign mongers, as though we have a stigma.

[StudPlayer]

The first time I went to la isla, way back in the day, it was amazing. Half the girls there were hot. The other two strip clubs were great too. 25% of the girls there were hot. The last time I went post pandemic it was awful. I saw one girl that was hot at la isla but her personality sucked so I didn't take her. The other clubs were awful and empty. I don't know if the pandemic is the reason why it sucks in 2023. Someone here that's been living there the last few years would be more qualified to answer that. Gustos and the park were horrible. It's like a magic ugly stick came and touched the city, and now all all the girls are old, hardened look, and a ton of makeup. Enjoy but I'll fly the extra 5 hours and go to Rio.

You will be able to find all the hotties from medellin in private harems adorned with gold in the arab world and in clubs in Japan, south Korea, spain to some extent and other places no doubt I am not aware of.

There has been a huge shift in the world, it is not reserved for any one venue or country.

Big big money has scoured the world and sequestered the finest girls from around the globe in private situations.

Read what has happened in the FKKs in Germany, the whole city of Medellin, Angeles City in the Philipines, Bangkok and Pattaya in Thailand.

And other similar venues around the world.

The quality and quantity of the chicas has crashed everywhere.

It is no coincidence. Big money has scoured the world and sequestered the best of the best.

It is over boys. It is a whole new ball game now.