Medellin Reports

[The Cane]

Yo what's up guys, I'm in Medellin rn about to go to el Centro and I was wondering what if I bang a girl and not pay just kick her out afterwards or just leave. What would happen? Well I real don't care what happens LOL. Yeah I'm that big of a scumbag LOL sue me.

Ask the Secret Service what happens bro!

[Charm City Dave]

Yo what's up guys, I'm in Medellin rn about to go to el Centro and I was wondering what if I bang a girl and not pay just kick her out afterwards or just leave. What would happen? Well I real don't care what happens LOL. Yeah I'm that big of a scumbag LOL sue me.

Yes you are a scumbag and a thief. One who steals from those who can least afford it. No one is going to sue you, that wouldn't be justice.

Next time you walk down the street, better put that thieving scumbag head on a swivel. Most of these girls have friends who, are in gangs. Even if she doesn't, better hope you see her before she sees you as you go out to find another poor woman to steal from. I wouldn't blame her (or perhaps one of her friends) for sticking a knife in your back. Even better perhaps, you will next try it on one of her friends who will cut off your.....

[SJobs]

He warned me off the areas where the kathoeys (ladyboys) , I still passed them when making rounds in Nana Plaza and their bone structure and that stange pitch in their voice that is a dead give away. I did not see any that fooled me (I do not doubt that they exist).

I have been less fortunate. In my first day in Bangkok I got fooled and brought two ladyboys back to my Airbnb. My door-man warned me immediately after he saw them. When I ask them to leave, they wanted money, we got into an altercation. Their pimp daddy showed up, I ended up paying 20 dollars to each of them. The money is obviously not the issue, it ruined my mood. From that day on, the first thing I ask when talking to a "girl" in Bangkok is whether she is a boy or a girl. Most of them will tell me the truth, but some won't.

In thailand for me it is hard to find the girl who has the right body that I like. Not too skinny. But I found a few. I found one in Nana plaza that could have easily passed for a chica. About 20 yrs old, here eyes did not look that asian meaning rounder than most but still exotic looking, light brown skin, and she had a natural 36 26 36 with pert tits. She was the exception there.

This is my problem. I'm constantly looking for Asian girls who look like Brazilian or Colombian in Thailand. It makes more sense for me to park my ass in Medellin or Rio. I do miss the level of activities in the Na Na plaza on a good Friday night, too bad everything closes at 2 am over there.

[Junior11]

Sorry about your experience at the beach, but it is necessary. It was necessary a month ago or even longer. And I'm sure you understand that.

Attached are some sad stats I just saw. USA is officially number 1 by the total number of coronavirus cases. Thanks Trump 🤬.

So on Tuesday I go to the local surf shop and walk out with a thermal 4/3 wet-suit, a hoodie, booties, gloves, and a bar of wax. My thinking was I was going to walk down to the beach every day and get wet. I was looking forward to paddling out, sitting in the line-up, waiting for some outside sets, charging it, do some riding, and perhaps get wiped out a few times.

Yep, this was going to be my replacement for not being able to go to El Centro everyday being stuck here in the USA.

The days of trolling around ground zero looking for a young lassie to ride, taking her to the room, and either be ridden, or rode, or both, with the "wipe out" being when I come has ended.

On Wednesday they shut the beaches down, and the lifeguards are out policing the beach keeping people off the sand and the Surfer's out of the water.

I'm totally hosed now not being able to ride anything! I hope this all ends soon.

[SJobs]

Tonight I will treat myself to a delivery meal from one of my favorite Provenza restaurants oci. Mde I am doing my part to help them get through the crisis.

Oci and Carmen are my favorite restaurants in Medellin. Oci has superb food, but their cocktails can use some improvement. The restaurant next to oci, el botanico has much better cocktails, my favorite is a whiskey drink called el collector. Thanks for supporting oci!

[Junior11]

Thanks for encouragement, bro. Medellin is my favorite so far. For me, it is above Eastern Europe and SE Asia, even though Eastern Europe beats Colombia slightly at absolute beauty IMHO.

And Medellin board is the most helpful in my experience. I used the forum in the past, but nothing was better than this board so far! It has many great members and lots of priceless advice.

If you have enjoyed Medellin so far, then you will not be disappointed with Brazil.

[Knowledge]

Maybe it is safer to be a Centro rat:

https://www.elcolombiano.com/antioqu...lin-JM12698274

[Mojo Bandit]

Yo what's up guys, I'm in Medellin rn about to go to el Centro and I was wondering what if I bang a girl and not pay just kick her out afterwards or just leave. What would happen? Well I real don't care what happens LOL. Yeah I'm that big of a scumbag LOL sue me.

You'll be sure and report back on your adventures right?

[Blakman]

SP has better women IMO, but it is a shit hole. Rio is a nice place and has a helluva lot more to see and do tourist wise. So if it is just sucking and fucking, I would do SP. Otherwise, I would look at Rio. When it comes to women that are bonafide 10's, I think SP cannot be beat. I would be interested to see if anyone would challenge that. The city with the most 10's in the world is Sao Paulo.

The Medellin I went to was chock full of big bootylicious dark skinned and light skinned girls. Damn I wish I can share photos in here. A few of the girls were non-pro off tinder but most were strippers. Brazil is great you'll love it if you're an assman. Rio is a tad more expensive but there are more better looking women. Both places are heaven on earth though.

I got a couple from tinder, 1 centro, 2 lleras park. But they ain't walking around like Dominican republic style and I haven't been to Brazil so can't include them. Somebody tell me about Cali Colombia. Are the booty girls there or Cartagena.

[Blakman]

SP has better women IMO, but it is a shit hole. Rio is a nice place and has a helluva lot more to see and do tourist wise. So if it is just sucking and fucking, I would do SP. Otherwise, I would look at Rio. When it comes to women that are bonafide 10's, I think SP cannot be beat. I would be interested to see if anyone would challenge that. The city with the most 10's in the world is Sao Paulo.

It seems like sao Paulo is set up like medellin from my brief research. Meaning airbnb. City like. Is their plenty girl friendly airbnb.

[Knowledge]

You are a probationary Centro rat. I need to see your next report before you get your official whiskers.

I met her before the quarantine. She had an amazing ass. Tight body. I had just finished a session at new live. She tried to get me to session at jardin but couldn't do it so I got her number. Few text little response. Quarantine she hits me up. Offer 50 mil to come to my place. She accepts without hesitation. I call myself a dumbass. Could have said 30 mil. Anyways threw in 20 mil for taxi. She got out taxi at my apartment in laureles and bill was 17 mil. Paid it. The deal was 50 mil, 3 hours, 2 leche, sex totally condom. She looked a little unpolished but amazing body. Breast silicon and tummy tuck stomach but really fit her. I expected problems though she promised not to. I had my routine set fruits. Wine, and cookies. I am a cheaply Charlie. She love the music. Ask to take a shower, went up stairs. Gave her a massage and surprisingly she gave me a massage. Slip on the condom and very nice sexy head job. Fuck 3 different positions and still no problems. She even alerted me we was fuvking for an hour like look you got 2 hrs left. Shortly after she stroke me off really god and took a shower. When she got out the shower ask me if it was okay to go. I had no more nut in me so I said no problem. I put the 50 mil on the table and she said papi what about taxi. I said mami I paid 17 mil for taxi, contract says 20 milk at the text. Then she said ok give me 5 mil. I was like sweet. Totally obedient and respectful. Real african ass on her. I think I will repeat. So guys am I an official centro rat or didn't qualify cause I fucked her laureles.

[Mojo Bandit]

One major difference is that in Medellin I can easily find girls hotter than the ladyboys. But in Thailand, the absolutely hottest looking person is always a ladyboy.

I have to disagree with you there. I had a good guide which was a guy I rented an apartment from in Patong Beach down in Phuket. He happened to also be in Bangkok to see his doctor when I flew back up there for a few days. He warned me off the areas where the kathoeys (ladyboys) , I still passed them when making rounds in Nana Plaza and their bone structure and that stange pitch in their voice that is a dead give away. I did not see any that fooled me (I do not doubt that they exist). In thailand for me it is hard to find the girl who has the right body that I like. Not too skinny. But I found a few. I found one in Nana plaza that could have easily passed for a chica. About 20 yrs old, here eyes did not look that asian meaning rounder than most but still exotic looking, light brown skin, and she had a natural 36 26 36 with pert tits. She was the exception there.

[Blakman]

Nothing will happen, the chica will most likely fall in love with you because of your unconventional approach. You should totally try it. I recommend bring a knife or a gun and let the chica hold on to it while you negotiate the final payment arrangement. It will work like a charm, get ready to be loved by a ton of hot El centro chicas.

I met her before the quarantine. She had an amazing ass. Tight body. I had just finished a session at new live. She tried to get me to session at jardin but couldn't do it so I got her number. Few text little response. Quarantine she hits me up. Offer 50 mil to come to my place. She accepts without hesitation. I call myself a dumbass. Could have said 30 mil. Anyways threw in 20 mil for taxi. She got out taxi at my apartment in laureles and bill was 17 mil. Paid it. The deal was 50 mil, 3 hours, 2 leche, sex totally condom. She looked a little unpolished but amazing body. Breast silicon and tummy tuck stomach but really fit her. I expected problems though she promised not to. I had my routine set fruits. Wine, and cookies. I am a cheaply Charlie. She love the music. Ask to take a shower, went up stairs. Gave her a massage and surprisingly she gave me a massage. Slip on the condom and very nice sexy head job. Fuck 3 different positions and still no problems. She even alerted me we was fuvking for an hour like look you got 2 hrs left. Shortly after she stroke me off really god and took a shower. When she got out the shower ask me if it was okay to go. I had no more nut in me so I said no problem. I put the 50 mil on the table and she said papi what about taxi. I said mami I paid 17 mil for taxi, contract says 20 milk at the text. Then she said ok give me 5 mil. I was like sweet. Totally obedient and respectful. Real african ass on her. I think I will repeat. So guys am I an official centro rat or didn't qualify cause I fucked her laureles.

[Knowledge]

I am with you. I hope it all ends soon. I'm keeping my fingers crossed for June or maybe even May. It's pretty optimistic I know.

So on Tuesday I go to the local surf shop and walk out with a thermal 4/3 wet-suit, a hoodie, booties, gloves, and a bar of wax. My thinking was I was going to walk down to the beach every day and get wet. I was looking forward to paddling out, sitting in the line-up, waiting for some outside sets, charging it, do some riding, and perhaps get wiped out a few times.

Yep, this was going to be my replacement for not being able to go to El Centro everyday being stuck here in the USA.

The days of trolling around ground zero looking for a young lassie to ride, taking her to the room, and either be ridden, or rode, or both, with the "wipe out" being when I come has ended.

On Wednesday they shut the beaches down, and the lifeguards are out policing the beach keeping people off the sand and the Surfer's out of the water.

I'm totally hosed now not being able to ride anything! I hope this all ends soon.

[Elvis 2008]

The question with Brazil. Which city do I choose Sao Paulo or rio de Janeiro?

SP has better women IMO, but it is a shit hole. Rio is a nice place and has a helluva lot more to see and do tourist wise. So if it is just sucking and fucking, I would do SP. Otherwise, I would look at Rio. When it comes to women that are bonafide 10's, I think SP cannot be beat. I would be interested to see if anyone would challenge that. The city with the most 10's in the world is Sao Paulo.