Medellin Reports

[Balboa]

I keep it informal. Stress taking our time, enjoying things and just move along with the flow. Some girls want to get straight to work, some want to chill. If you're in a nice place, treating them nice, why would they be in a hurry to leave? Contrary to common belief, most of the girls aren't stacking 4 or 5 citas a night. You are probably one of maybe 3 she'll see all week. Unless you're following the crowd and going with the most popular ones, that is.

Exactly what I do as well.

Since I've endeavored into the MDE FB scene, I've had 3 of them completely 'enamorarse de mi', fall in love, LOL.

I'm nothing special really, normal dude in his 50's, in pretty good shape, but I do speak fluent spanish or about as fluent as a gringo can get, and I'm really good at 'dando papo' as they say in Brazil, the talk.

I don't do drugs at all, drink a little, but tolerant of any chica that does, in moderation.

I'm not a transaction sex kind of guy.

Nothing wrong with that, and I used to be way more into that.

I've evolved into the hangin out, good loving sex, etc.

For me, I never talk time period, number of pops, positions, etc.

If I'm not feeling a connection online, I move on.

Of course this is not for every guy.

For new guys, more spanish handicapped or just more introverted, etc, of course it may be better to get it all planned and negotiated beforehand.

[ColombiaLover]

I have known two of the pros for 5 years. The other pro, I used a condom. The non-pro girls and occasionals are probably accustomed to BBFS, because that's what expect by most Colombianos. And these are the kind of girls who are not fucking gringos every day. Or sometimes ever (non-pros). I do not pay any extra. And of course I am not paying the non-pros at all, other than taxi and maybe some food. Again, this does not happen over night. These girls trust me. I put some time in developing a comfort level.

Awesome report. I think we all like BBFS LOL, I'm surprised that they all let you hit it raw though. Every chica I've met here has been VERY conscious of playing safe, which I actually appreciate. Do you offer extra $ or is it because you have known them for some time now?

[JjBee62]

Woke up at 1030 and confirmed the 4 appts I made the day prior for 2, 4, 7, and 930, all responsive, all in. A much better sign than yesterday. I decided to go see Centro. Took a taxi and got there around 1145. Planned to get back to airbnb by 145 which gave me 90 minutes to mess around. Me Walked through Plaza botero and the church to scope out the SWs, nothing caught my eye. I'm sure something would have eventually but that game takes time and I don't not have it. Walked over to Bolivar Park,

You're tearing it up there. Good work.

My thoughts on being too specific with Facebook girls is you turn it into a business deal instead of a social engagement. That puts her into the "how can I get the best of this deal" mindset. When you negotiate with someone, they're going to negotiate back. If she can cut the time, miss the 2nd pop, skip the BBBJ, then she wins. Remember, Colombians will seldom give a direct "no. " Most feel it's better to just make up an excuse later.

I keep it informal. Stress taking our time, enjoying things and just move along with the flow. Some girls want to get straight to work, some want to chill. If you're in a nice place, treating them nice, why would they be in a hurry to leave? Contrary to common belief, most of the girls aren't stacking 4 or 5 citas a night. You are probably one of maybe 3 she'll see all week. Unless you're following the crowd and going with the most popular ones, that is.

[Lew Ashby]

I already had my doubts since she hides her face in her pictures, she hit me up yesterday asking for a cita and I said to send me some face pictures without filters. Not that great by any means, but with the body I thought why not. 200 k with taxi. Anyway I'll touch on more detail in my next report, but her body isn't even the one in the pictures! If you like a skinny girl with a busted face then she could work out but just don't expect anything like her pictures.

Out,

Lew.

[Lew Ashby]

Woke up at 1030 and confirmed the 4 appts I made the day prior for 2, 4, 7, and 930, all responsive, all in. A much better sign than yesterday. I decided to go see Centro. Took a taxi and got there around 1145. Planned to get back to airbnb by 145 which gave me 90 minutes to mess around. Me Walked through Plaza botero and the church to scope out the SWs, nothing caught my eye. I'm sure something would have eventually but that game takes time and I don't not have it. Walked over to Bolivar Park, and only saw a few. Decided to go do some casa rounds and started at club de amigas sexi. One with a pretty face caught my eye. Introductions, one other I'd consider but she didn't seem to have much interest in me. Luisa wise bubbly and vibrant so it was a no brainer! Scheduled 45 minutes for 65 k and went up. Chit chat a bit, she gave me a message, then I caught her off guard when I said "tu turno" her back was quite tight and she enjoyed it. When I was working on her legs I said she must go to the gym to which she replied "si, mucho" I like a girl with strong legs haha. We have about 25 minutes left and she knows it's go time. She has some solid tits, a tad saggy due to her being 29 and having a kid, but I still thoroughly enjoyed playing with them. Various positions but we end with her riding me cowgirl for a good 5 minutes (one reason I admire some strong legs). I ask for her number, she doesn't have a phone, ok no problem. I honestly don't need another option to ponder over. 2 pm appt Cristina says she is in the taxi, I hail an uber. After I check out of energy, I'm going to go to laurelles and spend more time as I want to check out more casas.

Wow she makes it there 15 minutes early and is waiting on me, go figure. Well this day is already starting out better than yesterday! Chit chat a bit and have some drinks. She is a pretty smart and genuine girl, I enjoyed the conversation more than the sex haha. If I lived in medellin, she would probably be someone I would hang out with as friends. Has a big real culo (something I'm not a huge fan of but appreciate as all the girls in Tijuana artificially inflate theirs to have what she has). She starts talking about how much of a nymoho she is; I ask what her record is for most times in a day and she says her last BF could go 6 then asks mine. I tell her 10, but I think it might be closer to 12. She is immediately turned on and says I can go as many times as I can to which I accept haha. Sex is going well until I see some blood on the sheet, sob! She is caught of guard and says it is a week early and that she had no idea. I believe her as it is in the preliminary stages but I still went limp. She took the condom off and gave me a BBBJ for a good 15 minutes until I finished in her mouth. Talked a bunch about traveling (solid topic for any of you who struggle with building rapport, all chicks dig it). I work on getting the stains out of the comforter, she is apologetic but they come out so I told her no worries. We talk a bit more, she says she knows many Asians and I am her new favorite. I ask why, and she says because my face and not having a small dick. I tell her I get that all the time LOL. Walk her downstairs and relax for a bit until 4 pm cita with Karen. 200 k mas taxi.

Karen hits me up saying it will be closer to 430 which I am ok with, and ends up arriving at 415. She is pretty hot, and I can't stop staring. Amidst her resting bich face, she breaks it after my intense glare with a pretty smile and asks why I'm staring, to which I reply "gracias por venir". We talk a bit about medellin, her life, and music. She digs tech house and raves which leads me to ask her if she can score some 2 si. She says yeah but maybe tomorrow. I say no problem. We have 2 more rounds of drinks with playful conversation, and while I go to grab her 3rd beer she pulls out her phone. I ask if she changed her mind and is going to try and get me 2 si and she laughs and says si. Awesome it'll be here in an hour. Off to the bedroom for some sex, BJ was better than I'd expect of a girl with her looks. Okamato 001 xl on and she mounts me. After a small time she says cuatro, ahh come on girl. Ok doggie, into Mish, then I have her on top again but facing away so I can stare at her behind. Tell her put her legs up and ride Rev cowgirl and assist her up and down until I finish. Drugs arrive, easy transition. I like how the security at energy will come to your door if there are visitors haha, you literally don't have to leave the room. We do some 4 or 5 bumps, listen to more music and she asks what I am doing later, I say I'm pretty busy but maybe tomorrow or thurs. She says she wants to take me to some real clubs (I mentioned I only visited the ones in lleras LOL). 300 k included taxi.

Ok she leaves at 645, and Vanessa sends me her location. Good girl haha. I run to carulla for more beer and mixers. She arrived a little past 7 and is a looker as well. Sees the 2 si and starts hitting it, I'm already feeling it but continue to partake. Play some tech house that she likes, give her my uber eats account so she can order food, fix her a drink and she gives me an exotic strip show intertwined with some dancing. The food comes after an hour, she eats, and then we dance some more. She strips down fully nude and pulls me to the bedroom. Her BJ skills were decent and I am enjoying her. I also am enjoying her intense eye contact, totally turned on by that. Go in for some dinner at the why which she is enjoying as she is squirming (well either that or she is really ticklish LOL). My phone is still connected to Bluetooth and the music stops twice due to someone calling me on Facebook messe ver, a bit disruptive, but her phone was being pinged nonstop when we were sitting in the living room so it's all good. Just the nature of the business jaja. She mounts me and finishes on top of me, we spoon for a bit and then go back to the living room to check our phones LOL. I see it is my 900 calling for last minute confirmation. I told her yes multiple times, but she says she will be late like 10 which is perfect as it is 9 and vannessa is still here. We shower, get dressed and chill on the couch. A buddy of mine from us calls me to talk about a job and she passes out for 10 minutes, wakes up and then says she will call a taxi. I talk with my buddy for a half hour, then walk Vanessa out downstairs. 300 k included taxi.

Jesse shows up at 1012 and we start ripping more tussi. This cita was strange because we hardly said 2 words to eachother. Nonstop 2 si, smoking, drinks, dancing, then getting it on over the course of 2. 5 hrs I. E. Grind on me, pull away and shake it in front of me, strip a little bit, bump of tussi, shot of tequilla, make out, dance with eachother, repeat. She also has a big natural behind, better shaped than Cristinas. Time flies and we are just communicating on another wavelength. When she can no longer strip off any more clothing in the above sequence, we head to the room. Passionate GFE session that was fueled by the 2 si, but also by the sexual chemistry we had. Had to check message timestamps as had no idea when she left - 1237 am. 250 k included taxi.

Drained, started writing this report but passed out. 5 citas planned for tomorrow. Going to go out big for my last night at energy. No I am not a sport fucker, my libido is supercharged which is both a blessing and a curse.

All of my citas have been in the 2. 5 HR range and could have lasted longer if I didn't have citas immediately following. The ones where I didn't negotiate anything beforehand, I got everything I wanted anyway, so to jbees wisdom, that's my move, just ask for the bare minimum cita knowing that I'll get BBBJ and some kissing at a min, and with rapport building skills will eventually convince them to give me whatever I want. I forget that I am well versed when it comes to convincing someone to do something LOL. So that's the play from here on out, no need to ask for 2 polvos or minimum time, if I was the girl I might have a preconceived notion that this guy is not someone I want to be around. For the most part I am someone who people want to be around, and I know how to treat a woman so I'll admit that I was doing it all wrong explicitly stating everything up front. Sure there may be the risk that the girl will refuse something or try to upcharge, but that is also where true game comes in and who doesn't like a nice challenge? I also think in talking to them online and scoping their Facebook profiles out, one is able to see who is legitimate and who is not. Reports on the forum are also a major help. Hence my report, my attempt at giving back! I'll admit the facebook game was convenient as you could do research up front, and I guess it's no different than me using tinder to strategically collect matches ahead of my visit but there was definitely excessive time spent during the weeks leading up to this trip adding girls and scouring friends list, but I guess technically that is a one time no recurring effort to build the foundation and maintain thereafter, and am not complaining as I've met some great girls, and also other similar like minded dudes who have been fun to talk strategy with.

Cheers, got to prep for my 3 pm.

Lew.

[Lew Ashby]

Medellin day 1.

Landed at noon, made plans with Laura to pick me up, and took her to hotel Ibiza (thanks jbee for that knowledge in that 2018 post). She was nice, a good girl as people have mentioned. Had a solid session with her which was a win win since I had time to kill between landing and the airbnb check in. Touched base with Facebook girls; Dane didn't confirm, estefania called an audible in terms of what was agreed to, and mariana confirmed. I panic amidst the two I had lined up for 4 and 6 flaking and start going after others. The ones I actually want who answer all push for Tuesday. OK well I guess I have an agenda for then at least.

Check into airbnb at energy Living (don't judge me board, I just wanted a place where I wouldn't have to leave, even though it didn't work out that way) and Dane says she's on her period, great. I hit up estefania and she doesn't reply, great again LOL. Put out the bat signal :a video of the place sent to the girls I actually want to see via Facebook story /whatsapp then run to carulla to get some supplies: baileys as 3 of the facebook girls said they like that, then some tequilla, beer, and water for myself.

Take a power nap and wake up around 6:30 to start getting ready for marianna at 8; nothing, and she has not been active for an hour. I start to panic, can I really go 0 for 3?. 8 pm comes, nothing, I say I'll give it 30 minutes. At 825 I hit up some other lower options but opt to just tell my 11 pm marcela and to come earlier. At 930 marianna hits me up saying she fell asleep and can be here in 20, I say let's do Wednesday as my Tues is already aggressively booked (after what happened today I figured I may as well ancitipafe a cancelation). Marcela shows up at 1030, I ask her if she's hungry and she is so I tell her let's grab a pizza from domino's across the street. Hang out, eat and have a few drinks cuddling and then we get it on. I was so horny that I finished and then went for another round. Was great, she is a sweet girl, not the most attractive but has a tight body and was total GFE. She stays for around 3 hrs then leaves. 150 k + taxi.

Thsi first day was definitely not what I planned, but having some time to relax could be good if no one flakes tomorrow!

[Striker699]

Day 8 - Sunday.

Got back to my hotel at 6 pm and decided I wanted to fuck even though Sunday was going to be my off day. I decide to try out chicapaisas since they are the only massage / casa that is opened still at 6 pm on a Sunday. However, the mamasan / their policy is so hard to deal with.

Thank you for your detailed reports. I'm a few days from heading to Medellin for the first time and they have provided a lot of useful info.

Do you think your experience with the FB girls was impacted from being Asian (I'm assuming based on your name) and them thinking you were an easy target?

Could you please provide some more details of this chicapaisas massage place? I tried searching the forum and google and came up blank.

[Blakman]

Day 9 - Monday.

Went to bed the previous night at 5:30 am. Woke up at 8:30 am and couldn't fall asleep again. Damnit tussi. But I surprisingly didn't feel like shit. Not sure how I wasn't hungover from the alcohol, let alone the bumps of tussi and the lack of sleep but I'm not going to complain about it. Today's my last full day in Medellin so I'm hoping it's a good day. I was planning on checking out the massage parlors so I fired off a bunch of texts checking who was open. Chicapaisas texted me back first but unfortunately I had to deal with the mamasan again. One good thing about them is that they have a 100 mil promotion on mondays (20 mil off). I tell her I want to see Flor or Paulina and we go through the whole thing again. For some reason though, she doesn't seem to remember me despite the conversation history I have. I wonder if they switch mamasan a lot or if their chat history gets cleared pretty often. But we argue about it for a little but I'm thinking I already have the address, I'll just show up and I'm guessing they won't turn away my money. So while the mamasan is tellling me to choose one, I uber over to the address and knock on the door. Flor greats me and looks great as always. She brings me upstairs and just assumes I'm there to see her. I don't know how to tell her I want to see Paulina without hurting her feelings / making it awkward. Then I have this great idea, I tell her I'm thinking of having a threesome with her and I Paulina but I wanted to see what Paulina looked like first. And she tells me Paulina is at a different casa but she can grab one of the other girls. So I give up on that hope and tell her it's okay, I am more than happy with just her..

I went into the casa and narrowed my choice of girls to two. Then finally chose a winner. We went to the room and I can feel the girl energy and interest was low, very lacking in affection, even when she got naked, I still felt she was not going to perform up to expectations. Now I had been to this place twice without incident. So my credibility was good. Instead of sticking my dick in, I told the girl get dress we are going to talk to the boss. As we went upstairs to the main room she ask to go in first without me to lend her point of view. The boss comes out says what's the problem. I noted I been there twice without issues, this girl was not trying to do anything. He said get to the point what is it you want. I said I want a new girl. He brought me to the room and had the girls line up again to select a new choice which turned to 10 rating in service. My point is if you feel bad vibes. It will most likely be bad. Turn back around talk to boss for new selection. As long as your spending that money with them they will not be mad with you. That girl might be but who cares about her ass LOL.

[AdventureSeekr]

Had a session scheduled with Lisdey Santilla or something for 11 am.

This is hilarious. I was also talking with Lisdey about seeing her Friday LOL Awesome reports man, this is super useful info.

[AdventureSeekr]

Scheduled a session with a Facebook girl Marianna Pallicios or something who was recommended to me for 6 pm.

Good timing bro! I was talking to her yesterday. Just saved me from wasting my time and money, thank you! Guys, don't be shy to post the bad reviews and save us all the trouble, appreciate you all!

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 10- Tuesday.

Woke up at 8:30 today and was hoping to be able to get 2 final nuts in. I told my 60 mil vennie that I would see her again before I left and she usually wakes up early so I decided to head over around 10. Greeted me at the door in a red dress and took me to her room. This girl loves to kiss so we're making out for the majority of the session while we're fucking. Gave me a great BBBJ to start off while I fingered her. Soaking wet and moaning on my dick made it feel even better. After 10 minutes, she starts teasing me by grinding on my dick. I half consider just sticking it in raw but my big brain prevailed and I resisted until she put a condom on. We start in CG since she loves being on top and kissing my while she shakes her ass on my dick. Then we switch to mish where were fucking so hard the bed actually moves away from the wall. We switch to doggy and I keep pounding away. Then we switched back to CG before I finally nut. Great girl. 8/10 session. 6/10 looks, 10/10 service. We shower, I give her 70 mil and get ready to meet up with the first massage girl. Unfortunately, by the time I got back to my hotel, I barely had time to eat lunch and then head to the airport to catch my plane. Overall a great trip. Not as good as Thailand but it's much closer easier to make happen. Would definitely go back again but really hoping to have a wingman to go with next trip. Until next time medellin.

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 9 - Monday.

Went to bed the previous night at 5:30 am. Woke up at 8:30 am and couldn't fall asleep again. Damnit tussi. But I surprisingly didn't feel like shit. Not sure how I wasn't hungover from the alcohol, let alone the bumps of tussi and the lack of sleep but I'm not going to complain about it. Today's my last full day in Medellin so I'm hoping it's a good day. I was planning on checking out the massage parlors so I fired off a bunch of texts checking who was open. Chicapaisas texted me back first but unfortunately I had to deal with the mamasan again. One good thing about them is that they have a 100 mil promotion on mondays (20 mil off). I tell her I want to see Flor or Paulina and we go through the whole thing again. For some reason though, she doesn't seem to remember me despite the conversation history I have. I wonder if they switch mamasan a lot or if their chat history gets cleared pretty often. But we argue about it for a little but I'm thinking I already have the address, I'll just show up and I'm guessing they won't turn away my money. So while the mamasan is tellling me to choose one, I uber over to the address and knock on the door. Flor greats me and looks great as always. She brings me upstairs and just assumes I'm there to see her. I don't know how to tell her I want to see Paulina without hurting her feelings / making it awkward. Then I have this great idea, I tell her I'm thinking of having a threesome with her and I Paulina but I wanted to see what Paulina looked like first. And she tells me Paulina is at a different casa but she can grab one of the other girls. So I give up on that hope and tell her it's okay, I am more than happy with just her. So we get down to business. A lot of the same as the previous session so I won't go into detail too much. I think the tussi after effects made me last longer cause the first shot took like 40 minutes. We lay there cuddling and making out for a while and I realize I'm definitely not going to get a second but off. She asks me if I want a massage but she's been so nice to me that I offer to massage her instead. I've only given out a massage twice before and have never had any training with massaging. But I have gotten a bunch of massages so I like to think I learned it from that. But I think what I mostly learned is that no matter how you're trying to massage someone, it's going to feel good if you're using oil. So I just randomly rub her down, focusing a lot on her butt, boobs and thigh and she loves it. She's gives off soft moans as I massage her and played with her clit. It honestly reminded me of one of those massage porn videos. One of my big regrets is not having had the time to actually play it out that way though. Next time for sure. Anyways, I finish giving her a massage and we shower. Went over the hour but she wasn't going to complain with me spending the last 20 minutes massaging her. 10/10 session. Definitely one of my favorite girls. Just so sweet and I love the long wavy blonde hair. 100 k + 20 mil tip.

I leave and I'm starting to get hungry but eating too much kinda kills my sex drive. I see an old man running a fruit cart so I think perfect, I'll get some mango slices. Pay the man 3 mil and I swear, he gives me more than an entire mango. Ate like 5 slices (like 1/8th of the bag) and then gave the rest to a homeless person. Since energy is a 5 minute walk from the other massage place, I decide to check it out while I'm there. I walk over and the mamasan sits me down and tells me she getting the girls ready for a lineup. I heard that the quality is a lot better on the weekends but even on a Monday, there must've been 25-30 girls. They each come out individually and do a little spin for you and then tell you their name and number. I'the recommend just writing down their number on your phone cause I definitely ended up forgetting a couple I wanted. After all the girls introduce themselves, mama asks who I want. I tell her there's 4 girls I want to see again and she brings them out. I must've gotten one of the numbers wrong because the girl I wanted to see wasn't there. However the other 3 she brought back out were still smokes. 8's and 9's. I pick a shorter darker girl that's tiny, skinny and has huge fake tits and a nice ass (see a pattern in what I like?) and has brownish orange hair that's super curly. Her name was Kelly, number 15 and she was super fucking hot. She takes me up to the room and starts massaging me. Good massage, strong for such a tiny girl. Then she flips me over, blowjob with condom. Still really good despite the condom. We start fucking and she does the classic look away from you that a lot of hookers do. Dang. I try to kiss her and she tells me no, she doesn't do that. Sigh. At least she was super tight. So we get through CG and mish and rcg. She moaned a bunch at the started but I sense that it was fake since it stopped after she realize it was going to take me a while to cum. Finally I flip her over and just pound her ass doggy. Her ass was amazing and the sight with her curly hair was amazing. Also, she was the perfect amount to shortness that I could easily reach / grab her tits while fucking her from behind and keeping rhythm which is really hard with taller girls. After I come, she starts massaging me again (my legs like I told her) for the rest of the session (another 5-10 min). 7/10 session. 9/10 looks, 6/10 service. I'the say her service was about as good as it could've gotten with a girl who was clearly not into the sex and was just trying to get it over with. She asked for a tip at the end and I gave her 10 mil since at least she agreed to massage me the remainder of the time despite being not into the sex at all.

I go to the botanical garden this time to eat lunch and it's actually open. Got the pacific fish fillet. Was real tasty. Then went back to my hotel and take a nap since I only had 3 hours of sleep the night before and I was planning on meeting up with the guys from the night before and checking out la isla. Wake up around 9 and eat dinner and I get to la isla at 11. Immediately I notice 2 gorgeous girls sitting outside. One is a blonde with a stunning body and long wavy blonde hair and big boobs. A 10. I know right then and there that I'm going to want to try her out. I head inside the club, buy a half bottle of brandy (next time get rum, it goes down so much easier) and grab a table while I wait for my friends. They showed up like 30 minutes later. Of course though, within 10 minutes of walking into the club, there's a guy talking to the hot blonde and she leaves with him. Sigh I missed my chance. Anyways, it's a Monday night but la isla still has like 25-40 girls. There was one group of guys who were celebrating MLK day hard. Actually making it rain on the strippers, throwing stacks of 2 mil bills onto the stage at a time. This made basically all the strippers gather around them. We drink and chit chat, and my friend offers me tuss. Ugh I really shouldn't but I'm just so bad with peer pressure so I say fuck it why not. You must build up a tolerance really fast though cause this time I barely felt it. We keep drinking and talking for a while watching the strippers dance. I do another bump of tuss and now I'm feeling it. A hot brunette walks by that I thought was one of the super hot girls I saw dancing earlier so I start talking to her. A little taller, long wavy brown hair, big fake tits and a super ass. She says all the right things, touches me in all the right places and smiles and stares into my eyes. It's past midnight at this point so I realize I need to pick a girl soon instead of hoping that blonde comes back out. I ask if she'll kiss me and she says only in the back room. So I say okay let's do this. Pay the bar 300 k and we go to the back room. I try to dance with her but as soon as we get to the room, she's stand-off ish and I can immediately tell it's going to suck. But what can I do at this point, I've already paid and took her to the room. I go to try to kiss her and she says no, it'll cost 50 mil more for that. I can tell that the 50 mil is going to buy me one small peck so I tell her no. We start fucking but the tuss is also making my dick soft every time I pull out to switch positions. After a bit of fucking, she gets annoyed and tries to just jerk me off. I ask if she can at least do a BJ and she says no, the condom is dirty now because it's been in her pussy and she doesn't have another one. God she is the worst. What a waste of 300 k. She asks me for a tip and I laugh and tell her she was terrible and leave. 3/10 session. 8. 5/10 looks. 2/10 service. Loses a point too cause I couldn't maintain my erection (it's mostly the tussis fault but the girl didn't help). Of course, I see the super hot blonde when I get out. She was so hot that even this horrible experience didn't deter me from wanting to try her out. Unfortunately what did stop me was that I was already going soft multiple times during my first session that night that I knew it was going to be super hard to stay hard. But maybe I should've tried, she was crazy hot. Sigh, now I'll never know. We drink there until 2 am when the club closes and all the girls go to the 7. We consider going but at this point, I know I'm not going to fuck so we decide instead to just get late night food and call it a night.

TLDR: Flor was even better the second time than the first time. Energy had some hot girls but the one I picked wasn't great in terms of service. I always think about complaining to the mamasan but I never do just cause I don't see what purpose it serves since I definitely won't be getting a refund LOL. La isla has the hottest girls in medellin, straight 10's even on a Monday. Unfortunately, hot girls seem to provide terrible service a lot. Bad session but would definitely still go back to try a different girl next time because of the hotties.

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 8 - Sunday.

Went on the Guatape day tour. Picked up at my hotel at 7:30. Standard tour, only thing I'the recommend that you might not do is when you're actually in guatape, there's an area that will rent out horses that you can ride around town while you're exploring. It was like 6 mill for 15 min and 30 mil for an hour so super cheap and a good way to get around town and while trying out horseback riding. Also, if you're going, I'the recommend going on a week day Cause it can get super packed on weekends.

Got back to my hotel at 6 pm and decided I wanted to fuck even though Sunday was going to be my off day. I decide to try out chicapaisas since they are the only massage / casa that is opened still at 6 pm on a Sunday. However, the mamasan / their policy is so hard to deal with. They won't send you the location of the place until you make an appointment and you have to make an appointment based solely off pictures of the girls with their face blurred out and there's a 10 mil fee to change girls if you decide you don't like the girl. I argue with the mamasan for a bit saying I want a lineup and that I'm just going to leave if the girl doesn't look like her pictures and it's save us both time to just let me do a lineup. Mamasan doesn't budge (I later find out that they might not do a lineup because depending on which girl you make an appointment with, mamasan will send you to a different address). I convince Mamasan to at least send me a face shot that's not blurred out even though I know the girls going to be photoshopped and not as hot. Anyways, I'm horny after seeing pictures of the girls and I want action so I say fuck it and make an appointment with Flor. A gorgeous blonde that would be a 9. 5-10/10 for me based off the pictures. Straight up model like photo. She sends me the address in Laureles and I uber over. Flor opens the door for me and obviously not as hot as the girl in the pictures but still at least an 8/10, easily more if she wore makeup. Amazing body standing up, but maybe 5 pounds of baby fat that you can see if she bends over or sits. Wavy long blonde hair, sort of tall, see cup boobs (starting to sag a tiny bit) 25 years old. From a small town outside of Medellin. Only knock I had on her was that she had a small pimple / mole / bump on her forehead that could be covered up with makeup. She asks if she is okay and I ecstatically say yes she's beautiful. This massage place is enormous but also completely empty besides Flor and from what I can hear, the other girls hiding in a room. She takes me to her room and starts off with a quick massage (actually solid massage skills. Very accommodating when I asked her to massage my legs cause I just climbed guatape. She does legs and I tell her I want to do back later and turn over. She starts sucking me off BBBJ as soon as I roll over and holy shit it was good. Her BJ skills weren't actually as good as the massage girl I had yesterday but she looked so fucking hot bent over my dick with her hair flipped over her face bobbing up and down. Gave me perfect position to play with her breasts and ass. She keeps sucking until I stop her and tell her I need to fuck her now. She grabs the condom and tried to put it on but somehow doesn't seem to know how to put it on? I noticed some girls in Medellin will stretch the condom out and then roll down the inside rather than just putting it on and rolling it down on the outside (weird but ok). She instead just stretches it out and starts pulling it down instead of rolling and it hurt like fuck. I had to stop her and put the condom on myself. The pain made me go soft a little bit so she started sucking me off with the condom on. Then we start fucking, and wow she is amazing. Will ride you indefinitely until you want to switch positions and will make out with you and suck on your ear while she's riding you. She does this for like 10 minutes and I decide to switch to doggy. Within 5 minutes of ducking her from behind, I nut cause she's so hot. We lay there for a minute and then she asks if I want more massage. She starts massaging my back and I tell her to focus on my legs so she does. Actually gives a good massage for Medellin. She flips me over and starts massaging my feet and then my thighs. Seeing her like this gets me hard again and she takes the hint and starts sucking. This time I let her suck me off for longer since I know I'm going to last longer this time. After a long BBBJ, she hands me the condom to put on myself LOL. I slap it on and she hops on and grinds every which way to the music. She real good at staying in rhythm and I think really enjoys the sex. Then we switch to mish and I pound away. Most girls will just lay there when you're fucking them missionary but she would thrust her pelvis upwards to fuck my dick. At one point, we were just using the mattress as a spring and bouncing off it in rhythm. Even though my dick wasn't really moving in / out during this, it felt amazing because during the bounce, she would tighten her pussy and squeeze the head of my dick which felt amazing. Finally, we switch to rcg and wow she can shake her as. She started twerking on my dick and it didn't take long for me to blow my load in this position. We laid there making out for a little and then she asked me if I wanted more massaging (holy shit I can't believe the service) I tell her sure I wouldn't mind another leg massage. Finally the hour is up, and she showers me off. All the girls at chicapaisas are 120 k but apparently Flor is 140 k but she gave me a discount to 130 k since it was Sunday (settled with mamasan at the start, not upsold). Tipped her an extra 20 for the amazing service. 10/10 session. Not sure if her service was better or the first massage girl I had but she was definitely hotter. Not as hot as her WhatsApp picture but still one of the hotter girls I has while I was in Medellin. After we get dressed, I tell her that I would like to come back here again but I wanted to see the other girls while I'm here. She tells me one second and goes out to get the girls to make a lineup (turns out the girls working are way more accommodating than mamasan). Mamasan was also not at the massage parlor so I think she just handles them through text or maybe I was at the smaller of their locations? Not surprisingly, the rest of the girls also looked less attractive than their pictures. None of them were anywhere close to as hot as Flor though. They leave and I tell Flor were alright but she's my favorite.

Then I leave to go to dinner. I decide to check out in Situ a restaurant located inside the botanical garden. I uber there only to find out it's closed on sundays so I sadly uber to la causa. It's a sushi and steakhouse. Finished dinner and was about to order my Uber home when I decide fuck it, I'm going to check out fase dos. I knew I only had 1 day left (Monday) so I wanted to maximize the time. I get to fase dos at 10:15 and it's pretty dead. Not many guys or girls there and nobody's dancing yet. I order a drink and chill for a while. At 10:45, the girls and other people start showing up. I'm looking for the 9's I saw the other night hoping that I'll have a chance with her. I don't see her but I see another girl that is super my type. Super cute looking, looks super young, short, petite, big fake tits, nice nice butt, medium long black hair, great face, perfect body, no unwanted fat anywhere. We make eye contact a couple times so I call her over to talk to me. We talk a little and she asks me to buy her a drink, 22 mill corona. Oh well, she drinks it while we hang out and talk. She's rubbing my dick with one hand and we sit there drinking and talking while we watch the strippers start to dance. I asked her how old she was and I think she said 22 and I was like wow you look younger than that. We keep talking and at one point, she mentions her 16 year old son and I was like WDF, is that even possible. And I ask her and she goes I'm 32. I guess I misunderstood her which doesn't surprise me (my Spanish sucks) but her being 32 shocked me. How could she be that hot still at age 32? We finish our drinks and head towards the room. I'm already hard and we haven't even left the club yet. We get to the room and the speaker wasn't working so I played music on my phone. We danced for a bit and she was grinding her ass on my hard dick. We make out for a while and her makeup gets all over my lips. She points and laughs and I laugh and go wash it off. Then she undress me. And gives me a BBBJ. And if I didn't believe her being 32 before, I did now. She had the skills you only acquire with years and years of prostitution experience. Amazing. She puts on the condom and we fuck. I decide to start in mish so I have more control and don't come too quickly. I start off slowly and she's super into it, moving her hips with mine. Moans into my ears as I'm going. After a while, I feel like I got a handle on myself and I start pounding harder and she cums. Wow that felt great. Switched her to doggy and started pounding away (doggy fires me out the least, not sure why). But her ass looks amazing and she kept doing this thing where she looks back and makes eye contact and squeezes my duck with her pussy. Wow I can tell I'm not going to last long like this so we switch to cowgirl. She is amazing in bed, she rides and rides and never gets tired (perks of being a tiny girl). And she knows how to position her arms while she's riding you so that they aren't in the way of you playing with her amazing tits. Still soft despite being fake and her nipples were very hard. Eventually I can tell I'm close and I grab her ass and start lifting her up and down and we cum together (maybe she's just really good at faking but it was believable enough to me). Wow another 10/10 session. 9/10 looks, 10/10 service. Was my favorite session in Medellin. She gave me her number Incase I wanted to repeat and you can bet I wanted to.

After we clean up (definitely ran over 45 min) we walked back into the club. As soon as we get in, I see the 9 from the other night that I wanted but she's talking to a guy. I get another drink and chill for a little waiting for her. She eventually leaves him but disappears into the changing room to get ready to dance. I watch her dance and damn her body is nice. I want her. I realize I don't have enough cash left on me so I decide to go outside and look for an ATM since there doesn't seem to be one in fase dos. That's where this night takes a turn. I get outside and there's another Asian kid smoking a cig. He sees me and goes, I know you from somewhere. Great, either someone is confusing me for another Asian of I'm running into someone I actually know and might blow my cover. Turns out we went to college together and met one time at a party freshmen year. Crazy how small of a world it was. He says he's been living in Medellin for a bit and invites me to drink at his table with his friends. We drink for a while and he asks me if I want to do some tussi. Eh fuck it why not, I suck at saying no to stuff so we do it in the bathroom. Holy shit, the second time was just as strong as the first. The feeling was awesome mixing with the music and lights at fase dos. Plus, I remember how long I lasted the last time I took it. We keep drinking and I decide that I'm just going to pay the 9 with my credit card. Unfortunately, she ends up going with the first guy she was talking to. So we keep drinking and doing more tuss. And time just fly's and I'm zonked out. Eventually the strip club closes so he recommends we check out the 7. Apparently, after all the clubs / bars shut down at 2 am, all the prostitutes get bused to this after hours club called the 7. We uber over and it's unfortunately closed but at this point, I think I've overdone it on the tuss and there's no way my dick is going to work. Luckily there's a late night disco right next door to 7 so we go there. 30 k cover 240 k for a bottle and mixers and we party. Unfortunately didn't pull any more girls this night but by the time I sobered up enough to check my phone, it turned out to be 5 am. Wow tussi is crazy.

TLDR: Today was a good day. Had 2 of my favorite sessions ever but wish I got to try the 3rd girl at fase dos. Tussi is crazy and I can see how a lot of hoes get addicted to it and go crazy.

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 7 - Saturday.

Had a session scheduled with Lisdey Santilla or something for 11 am. Side story, I messaged the customer service for the hotel on WhatsApp asking about the chica fee and that I was told there wasn't one. They told me that it was 60 k and I was like wdf, the guy charged me 80 k last night. So they were like we're so sorry, he's new and doesn't know, we're sending a new front desk guy and we'll give you 20 k off the next girl you bring. Same front desk guy for the rest of my stay so I'm guessing it's just him trying to pocket an extra 20 mil and the hotel is okay with it. 200 k + taxi for 2-3 hours, 2 shots, my standard. She confirmed with me early and only ended up showing up 30 minutes late. Pretty good for a fb girl. Skinny, petite, small firm tits, nice ass, looks very similar to her profile picture. We dance a little bit and her ass grinding on me gets me hard so we get to it. BBBJ but only for a minute before she puts on the condom and we start to fuck. Light kissing and moaning, pretty solid in bed actually. A couple positions and 25 minutes later I cum and we shower together. This is where things turn south. You might start seeing a pattern but she gets dressed and says she has to leave cause her dog is at the vet waiting for her. I told her we had a deal, she shouldn't have agreed to it if she knew she was going to need to get her dog. She says it was an emergency and her sister brought the dog in cause she was vomiting and couldn't. And now the dog is there alone cause her sister had to go to work. I tell her the dog can hang out at the vet for another hour and she says no she has to go now. I tell her that I will give her 150 k if she wants to leave but I'm not giving her 200 + taxi (apparently taxi is 40 mil cause she lives far away?) unless she stays like we agreed. She argues with me for like 20 minutes and I'm thinking fuck not again. We keep arguing and I tell her I'm not budging, I gave her her options. She grabs my laptop and says she's going to steal my laptop if I don't pay her. I get angry and take my laptop from her and then kick her out of my hotel room. She goes downstairs and complains to the front desk guy. He comes up and tells me that she's going to call the police if I don't pay her. I explain to him what happened and he says it's not worth it because the police with charge me a prostitution fee and get me in trouble. I tell him that prostitution is legal in Columbia and show him on google. He tells me that it is legal for Columbians but foreigners signed something when they came into the country saying we won't hire any prostitutes. And that it's promoting prostitution and a "pimping" fee or something. I tell him I'the rather pay the cops for the fee than pay this girl cause I'm still mad fb failed me again and she tried to steal my laptop. He then tells me that the cops would put something on my passport / immigration saying I participated in prostitution and make it harder for me to travel in the future which had me worried. (Is this true? Or was he just making this up because it would be a huge hassle and probably a fine for the hotel if the cops got involved? So I tell the desk clerk, she only stayed for 30 minutes when we agreed to 2-3 hours. I offered her 150 k and if she doesn't want to take it, we can let the police handle it. He says okay she'll take the 150 k so I give it to him and wash my hands if this. Actually fucking was probably a 7/10. The rest made it a 2/10 session. I don't know why I always seem to have this problem with the fb girls but at this point I'm realizing it's probably just not going to happen for me on FB. Maybe it's cause I don't know Spanish or maybe it's because I'm not as assertive that they think they can take advantage of me.

So now that I'm done with fb girls, I decide to go check out a massage parlor in poblado. 160 k for the hour, lineup of 5-7 girls. I see a hot blonde light skinned girl (8) and a tanned red headed Columbian (7). I decide to go with the 7 since I've heard her service is good. A little bit of baby fat, a little old and has a short haircut. But I could tell that she could easily have been a 9 when she was 5 years younger and 10 pounds lighter. She takes me to a small room which just barely fits a mattress on the floor but the good thing is there was AC. Starts off with a quick 5 minute massage, then we start making out, BBBJ for another 5 minutes before we start fucking. Super into the sex, crazy good service, on par with the vennie from earlier. After I nut, I ask her to massage my legs because they are exhausted and I'm planning on climb guatape the next day. Gives me a solid massage, flips me over and starts sucking me off again. She gets me hard easily with her many years of experience sucking and jerking it simultaneously. Then she jumps on me and starts riding me CG while I suck on her tits, rcg while I smack her fat ass, and finished in doggy. I pretty much always finish in the condom. Does anyone rip the condom off and finish onto the girls ass, tits, face? Do you have to tell them you're going to do that or do you just surprise them? And how long before you're going to cum do you pull out and start jerking it if you do? Then we just laid there for a couple minutes cuddling and kissing making out until there's a knock on the door letting us know the hour was up. The only negative thing about the massage parlor was they didn't have a shower to wash off in. 9/10 session. (10/10 service, 7/10 looks) Amazing, made up for Lisdey. Tipped her 10 mil since I didn't have any other small bills. 170 for the hour.

Then I grab a quick lunch at franchyes (10 mil menu del DIA) and go back to my room to chill for a bit. About 3 hours later, I start thinking about the other blonde girl that was at the parlor. However, I've already nutted 3 times that day and I still wanted to check out gustos while it was still the weekend. 10 minutes of back and forth and I'm walking back towards the massage parlor. Get there and the mama San laughs saying I must've really liked the girls. I tell her yes it was amazing but I'the like to try the blonde girl. Mama San gets the blonde girl and she's just as hot as I remembered. An 8, pale skin, skinny, nice tits nice ass awesome, I can't wait to fuck her. She takes me back into the same room I was in, (seems like there's only 2 rooms for customers at this place) and I notice that they definitely didn't change the sheets or clean it up much. Kinda gross with how much I know me and the girl was sweating during our last session but at least it was (hopefully) me that was here last. Anyways, I get naked and she starts massaging me. Clearly not very good at massaging or maybe just a lack of effort but it's more like a light back rub than a massage. Turns me over quickly, I'm hard already because she's definitely my type. She sees this so she skips the BJ and just slaps on the condom and starts riding me. I try to kiss her but she turns her head away. This girl also had the sniffles so not sure if it was cause she had a cold. Wanted to kiss her anyways but she tells me no. Doesn't ride me long before she asks to switch positions. At this point, I can tell this session is going to suck. Put her in mish and fuck her till I'm tired. Then flipped her over and doggy for like 20 more minutes before I finally come. At this point, I don't even want the second shot so I ask her to just massage me. 2 minutes in, she says she has to use the bathroom. Comes back and sits down. I ask her to massage me and she does for another minute. Then asks if I want water so I'm like sure. Goes and gets water, comes back. I ask her to massage my legs so she turns me over and basically touches my leg with her hands but stops every 30 seconds to check her phone. Then she stops the session and says times up (my last session ended cause the mamasan knocked to let us know) but I'm like whatever this girl sucks anyways. Then I get dressed and she asks me for a tip. I laugh and tell her no, I only tip people who perform well. But now that I have more change in my wallet, I called my last girl back out and gave her the 20 mill I was going to give the blonde if she was good. Definitely going to repeat the first massage girl. 5/10 session (8/10 looks, 3/10 service). At this point, I decide I'm too exhausted to fuck again so I decide to bail on gustos. Went to the mall and got dinner and then called it an early night watching basketball. First night I didn't order late night food! Although I fell asleep eating my dinner in bed.

TLDR: Sex with Lisdey was actually good but then she tried to leave and cause a ton of drama ruining the session. I'the recommend to just do 1 shot and done with her if you are planning to. Massage girl in poblado made it much better, one of my best sessions of the trip. Second hotter massage girl was terrible. Lesson learned, too many hot girls just don't try.

[NormalAsianKid]

Day 6 - Friday.

Realize this is a lot of time between my posts. Been real busy with work recently but this is from back in January.

Switching hotels again today to hotel Madiero so decided to try out another milerotic chica. Found one in the same apartment complex that was short and not at all overweight but not skinny if that makes sense. Small boobs and had braces but very cute and innocent looking. 7/10. Turns out she was actually 20 but doesn't matter to me. Service was very good (not as good as the 60 mil vennie but still very good). She did this thing where she kept licking / playing with my nipples before during and after that felt awesome. Also very into the DFK which was nice. Rode me for like 15 minutes straight without getting tired or complaining. Finished doggy. Great firm ass. Would repeat and recommend. I'm hoping to try to get her to do a threesome with me. I've heard female condoms are the way to go for these. Any advice? 8/10 session.

Finished the session. Grabbed lunch nearby and went to switch to hotel madiero in Parque lleras. Hotel was is pretty fancy and includes a gym, pool and public jaquzzi although I doubt I'll use any of the amenities. No windows in the rooms which is kinda weird cause you have no idea what time it is when you wake up until you check your phone.

Scheduled a session with a Facebook girl Marianna Pallicios or something who was recommended to me for 6 pm. 150 k + taxi for 2-3 hours, 2 shots. At 6 pm she tells me she is on the way. No problem I'm use to Columbian girls being a little late. 6:30 and I text her, she tells me there is traffic and she'll be another 15 minutes. Ok fine, I keep wait, she sends me a picture of traffic at 6:50. (Who knows when this was taken or where). It's 7 pm now and I'm getting annoyed cause I've just been waiting for her for an hour. She texts me she's so sorry, she'll be here in 10 minutes. The traffic is bad. I think fine, I've heard her service is amazing so I'll wait a little longer. 7:30 rolls around and I'm finally pissed but at this point I've waited an hour and a half for her so I keep waiting. She finally gets to my place at 7:50 pm. Turns out there is a chica fee of 80 mil at my hotel. Apparently chica friendly means that they accept them but you have to pay a fee. Anyways, Tall and super skinny, starting to get into too skinny territory but still solid body. Face is a little manly but I'the say a 7 overall. She takes a shower quick and we get into it. She wouldn't let me kiss her but she had the sniffles so I thought maybe it was because she was sick so I didn't pursue it further. Sucks on my dick for a minute just to get it hard and starts riding me. A couple minutes into it, I notice this thick white ooze dripping out of her vagina. I pull out and the condom is covered in what looks like cum that's crusted over and spoiled. I immediately go to pull off the condom and wash my dick. She washed out her pussy and She says that it was because she is allergic to that type of condom and asked if I had a different one. Luckily (or unluckily) a forum member I met up with on my first day gave me one of his condoms cause we were sure if the strip club provided them. I slap it on and surprisingly, she was telling the truth and it doesn't cause her to secret that gross white ooze anymore. (After googling it and talking to people, sounds like it was either an yeast infection or a bad reaction of her cum to the type of lubricant on the condom). Anyways we fuck in the standard positions for another 15-20 minutes and I pop off for the first time. She goes in the bathroom and showers. While she's in there she texts me asking if I wanted to buy a gram of tussi from her. I tell her I've never done it before and asked if I could try it cause I heard fucking on it was awesome so I'the definitely give it a shot for round 2 if it was going to make the sex better. She pulls out a bag that has maybe 0. 2-0. 3 g in it and gives me 3 little key bumps. (At this point I realize the sniffles are obviously from snorting tussi and not a cold LOL). But wow my first time doing tussi and it hits almost immediately. And what a feeling it was, I can't tell if it was a good feel or a bad feeling. Felt kinda dizzy but also happy but very very much so not sober anymore. As I'm going through this rollercoaster, she gets dressed and gets ready to leave. She asks me to pay her and I told her we agreed to 2-3 hours and sex twice. She says sorry but her grandmother has an emergency and she needs to go. I told her that if she was only going to stay for 30-45 minutes, I'the only give her 80 mil + taxi. She says I need to pay her the 150 mil and that she promises she will come back after (obviously would never come back LOL). I tell her her 2 options are either I give her 80 (which at this point I'm hoping is what happens cause the whole arguing and bad service turned me off) or she could stay for the 2-3 hours we agreed to. We must've argued for like 15 (no idea about actual time cause of the tussi) minutes before she does the craziest thing. Instead of taking the 80 mil + taxi, she just takes 20 mil for taxi and leaves. She starts texting me saying that if I don't pay her, she'll call the police and cause problems. And I told her I offered you 80 mil and I have a text from you offering to sell me tussi from literally 5 minutes ago and she says if you tell the cops I tried to sell you tussi, I'll tell the cops you raped me. And I was like wdf so I just blocked her and that was the end of her (I really hope she was lying about her grandmother and that I wasn't in the wrong here). 100 mil overall including hotel fee. 2/10 session. My guess is she use to be a really good provider but has gone off the deep end with drug use. My guess is that she got to me late because she was double / triple booking and just trying to do this to as many customers as possible. And I'm guessing she had to leave because she was already super late to another appointment she had made.

I laid in bed for a while talking about / figuring out what just happened. At this point, I'm still pretty fucked up off the tussi but also still want to try fucking on it. Despite all the negative reviews, I really wanted to have a gusto experience since I've heard the hottest chicas are there. Kinda a pussy move coming up next but I didn't feel like I could handle the public, let alone a club scene and fase dos also felt a little much. I decide instead to go with my trusty vennie since I know her service is good and she's going to make me feel comfortable while I'm all fucked up. So I head over to her apartment in Laureles and she is ecstatic to see me (probably because I've been tipping her but my ego makes me think she's actually starting to like me). We start by making out for a while, then she gives me a BBBJ for what felt like 20 minutes. At this point I realize what tussi is doing to my dick. My dick feels number except for the head which felt tingly. It definitely made my dick more numb but unsure if it was causing the tingles or her BBBJ. Then she hops on for cowgirl and just grinds away to the music. We were in this position for at least 15 minutes with her just doing all the work grinding front, back, up, down and even left and right while making out with me and kissing my neck. I can't feel a thing We switch to doggy and I pound her out for another 20-30 minutes. She might be a little chubby but she had a fat ass. Still nothing. Missionary. Nothing. Reverse cowgirl. Still nothing. Goes back to cowgirl. Still nothing. She rips off the condom and starts giving me a BBBJ again and tells me to leche in her mouth. 10 minutes go by and still nothing. At this point, I'm starting to feel bad for her. (Well that probably started like 30 minutes ago LOL). So I pull her up and tell her to play with my nipples and make out with me while I jerk off. Finally after another 5-10 minutes of this, I feel it coming and I come all over her breasts. We lay there for a little exhausted and then she showers me. I give her 100 mil and leave. I check my phone and I had been in there for 2 hours. Holy shit tussi is something else. 9/10 session. Wish the girl was better looking and I wish my dick wasn't as numb but wow it made me last forever. I uber back to my hotel, grab a burger for late night and go to bed. Probably won't do tussi again (wasn't for me) but not completely shutting it out.

TLDR: Vennies seem to give better service. Avoid Mariana Pallicios. Tussi is a hell of a drug.