Medellin Reports

[JjBee62]

Seems like a rip off unless good food and liquor is included and I have never heard of a Super Bowl party not being on a Sunday the day of the game.

I doubt if it's good food, but drinks are probably included. One of my email accounts is on their mailing list. The last event they had was a Chiva bus night. 200 k for hotel guests, 220 k for non-guests. Liquor included.

Maybe I'm remembering wrong. I thought they had the party on Saturday night 2 years ago. Or maybe the Super Bowl party I went to was on Saturday night. I need a couple of Club Colombias to jog my memory.

[Orgasmico]

Just posting this info here since the question was brought up in this thread. Feb 2 is the date. Time 3 PM. Price for guests of the mansion is 240.000 COP and non guests is 260.000 COP. "Cover includes food and open bar until supplies last" with the additional note that they never have run out of liquor. Never been to one of the parties but stayed there a few times years ago and keep up with the newsletter. Hope this helps.

DP.

Is there a flyer or anything like that?

[JohnnyWalker55]

Woke up, ate too much breakfast food. Like 4 bunuelos and 2 palitos de queso, full af. Food is so cheap here, you forget the quantity. Metro to Veracruz. Man it is hot af today. A teen girl was like wobbling on the metro and her eyes were like rolling back, low blood sugar, like 6 people helped her lie down on the seat and gave her sugar and jelly. Cool to see. Did rounds at Veracruz and directly behind the church was this solid 8, I mean even the pickiest of mongers would think she was sexy. She knows it too, quoted me 40 k + 16 room. I said no, I only have 50 k. She said fine. Went upstairs, she has solid fake see cups and a fat ass. Literally no belly fat. Sexy face, paisa. 21 yo. Yessica. Funny her name is Yessica, she had a Jessica rabbit body. Missionary, she rode me, CBJ, doggy. Didn't finish. She showered before on her own accord too.

Thanks to knowledge's recommendation, went to zandlay around 1045 to try again. Only one guy in lobby, he had a girl he was waiting for, lineup was good, all fuckable. All 7-8's. 9 girls. As usual, took the girl who wasnt hottest but the best attitude. Aranca, 24 year old Vennie morena. 5 ft 6, be cups, no belly fat, and I mean fat ass. All natural. Everyday the asses get better. 45 k 30 min. As I was going to the room, 3 local guys walked in. Wew, beat the "rush". The upstairs looks like club amigas sexy, like a jungle den. She showered, CBJ, kisses all over body, cowgirl, doggy, finished in missionary. She was super wet, no lube needed. Great service, would come here again when it's empty in the morning. So far the only casa with shitty lineup and facility is paris. Turcos best room so far, looks like a spa. Unless you need to fuck instagram models everytime, you should have no problem with the selection at casas if you're cool with fucking 20-24 why. O paisas and vennies with killer bodies and cute faces.

After 30-33 girls in just about a week, I'm getting tired of sex tbh. Like it's becoming a chore as weird as that sounds lmao. But it's still great once you finish with the girl, she cuddles and you talk to a college age chick naked in your arms about whatever. At around 4 pm I meet juliana, an escort on mileroticos. Located on transversal 45 b in Laureles. 4-5 girls in an apartment. I get there, she told me she works as a nurse from 6 am - 3 pm everyday and does this on the side. 70 k the hour. An educated vennie, white, blackhair, 7 in the face, 31 years old, looks 27, perfect see cups that are fake but felt natural, literally no belly fat, nice ass. I get there, She gives me a massage. Now this is key, I give her a massage. I have given almost every escort a massage, they are usually thrilled as most guys don't do that. Talk to her, build chemistry, kiss her back, ass, etc. I sit up, she starts kissing my chest, works her way down, and then magic: BBBJ. Probably cause I told her I arrived yesterday and just broke up with my GF, hahahah, that helps. After 5 minutes I tell her to sit on my face, we 69 for a while. Then she rides me, DFK the whole time, I lie her down, finger her with two fingers as we DFK, I'm talking tongues dancing, she's soaking wet, tastes my fingers. Then doggy, she's moaning really loud. Finally for about 15 minutes, primal sex in missionary. I mean we are both sweating buckets, she has me choke her, knees to her chest, I pin her arms down, DFK, the works. Then I give DATY till she cums. By far the best session in mde yet. And I didn't finish! After sweating buckets and 30-40 min of hard sex with my third girl of the day and 31st? Of the week, my little guy went flacid. That's okay, I think I'm visiting my 19 year old little redhead novia tonight from the 70 with help from my friend Viagra.

Come home, chill, get an arepa near my apt. I don't see why locals like them so much, to me they're kind of meh. At this point I'm exhausted, but I got to power thru. My legs feel like jelly going up the metro stairs. I take a full sildenufilo, and visit my little redhead on carr. 70.70 k hour again. DFK the whole time again, shower together, I lost my rod after 15 minutes, so she gave me a massage and cuddled. Tipped her 30 k, she deserved it after being completely GFE everytime with me, after spending the day getting fucked by random dudes. I usually never tip, but you guys know how much those $10 means to them if you get the vibe. Good head on her shoulders. Good thing I'm leaving in the am, I was starting to fall for her, which is no no numero uno. So exhausted, almost fell asleep on the metro back.

And that's it folks. Amazing week, will be back in 2-3 months. If you're on the street or in centro, give any drinks or food you don't finish to the dirty homeless digging thru trash, they appreciate it, and others see that. As PN said, once they see you're just making rounds as a monger, they leave you alone. Not once did I feel unsafe or threatened anywhere in centro, tho I made sure I always was gone before 8 pm and never had my phone on me. 4 times I got asked for directions from tourists in Spanish as I was posted up in Veracruz chilling, if you don't see that happening to you, YMMV in centro.

I memorized the casas routes with google streetview before my trip, that was essential.

31-34 girls in a week, early morning flight. May swing by an escort in the am if I'm up for it. Thanks surf, Pollonegro, Tallman, Wolf, Jjbee, Enternational, and many other legends for your posts.

Cheers,

Jw is out! Hahah.

[Junior11]

This is hilarious.

I just spoke with Patricks Irish Pub. The good news is that they say they will be having the feed from the US including the commercials. And the bad news is, the manger told me that they don't have Guiness beer in Colombia. I was looking forward to some pints and am a bit perplexed as to how you can have an Irish bar with no Guiness, but we are in Colombia.

[Dpilzbo]

My boy that lives there said there is supposed to be a big to do at the Mansion. I wonder how much they will charge for that. If you find out then let me know. I will be arriving the same time as you and staying in the same area.

Just posting this info here since the question was brought up in this thread. Feb 2 is the date. Time 3 PM. Price for guests of the mansion is 240.000 COP and non guests is 260.000 COP. "Cover includes food and open bar until supplies last" with the additional note that they never have run out of liquor. Never been to one of the parties but stayed there a few times years ago and keep up with the newsletter. Hope this helps.

DP.

[Surfer500]

I believe Mansion parties are usually 150 k entry fee. The Super Bowl party will probably be the night before the game. Patrick's will have the game on, and Hooters probably will too.

Seems like a rip off unless good food and liquor is included and I have never heard of a Super Bowl party not being on a Sunday the day of the game.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Hey Johnny Walker,

Loving the report. I will be in Medellin in a couple of weeks. I don't speak Spanish. Should I try visiting El Centro or Veracruz since I don't speak the language. I believe Sjobs or Jjbees mentioned it may be too much for someone who don't speak the language. And how early in the morning are you visiting these areas? Thanks.

I love your routine everyday. Will try the same routine. A little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Thanks man,

Personally, I haven't had mindblowing service from a streetwalker. Every amazing sesh I've had has been at a casa. One, they are happy you chose them out of the lineup, two, they probably don't want to be replaced by another girl. The mamasans almost always ask how it was, and I say really good. I do the street walkers just for novelty, to fuck a 19-20 year old for 15 bucks. Like all those times you see a hot college chick walking down the street where you live, you think "damn I just want to take her to a room and bend her over. " well, that's exactly what you're doing in Veracruz. I go around 9-10 am every morning, and sometimes have gone around 4-5 pm. I don't think I have finished with a street girl yet, it just gets the blood flowing down there as a primer for the casa girls or escorts of which 95% I have gotten GFE from. Also, if you're standing in veracruz behind the church with your phone out, and they see you don't speak Spanish, you're putting a target on your back to get robbed or hustled. I think a poster on here got robbed there 3-4 weeks ago as he was looking down at his phone. YMMV.

Cheers.

Jw.

[JjBee62]

Hey Johnny Walker,

Loving the report. I will be in Medellin in a couple of weeks. I don't speak Spanish. Should I try visiting El Centro or Veracruz since I don't speak the language. I believe Sjobs or Jjbees mentioned it may be too much for someone who don't speak the language. And how early in the morning are you visiting these areas? Thanks.

I love your routine everyday. Will try the same routine. A little bit of this and a little bit of that.

Veracruz is a small area within El Centro.

Before deciding to walk the streets of El Centro, think about your comfort zone. If you live in a city where there are street girls, are you comfortable talking with them? Or do you slow down, get a good look and then drive off? It's going to be 10 times harder when you're walking among dozens of them and you don't understand a word.

Next, how are you with the worst areas of your city? Do you avoid them and make sure the doors are locked if you have to drive through? Or can you walk down the street relaxed? By Medellin standards, most of El Centro isn't particularly bad and some is quite nice. By US standards El Centro is scary.

I remember my roommate's family and boyfriend came from Bogota for Christmas. They wanted to go downtown to see the lights. They're all upper middle class and they were uncomfortable. We parked right next to Plaza Botero, across from Conejitas, and toured the plaza. The boyfriend never took his eyes off his car, even though 4 cops were standing 10 feet away. He nearly shit himself when we drove west from there to get to the autopista.

It can be intimidating. At times, the crowds are ridiculous. There's noise and garbage and passed out glue sniffers. There are people selling Bibles, beside people selling porn, beside a church. Some of the girls will try to grab you. Some of the trannies will try to grab you. Guys yelling "blue jeanez" will try to guide you into stores. Guys clapping their hands will try to guide you into bars. Guys waving menus will try to guide you into restaurants. Pedestrians do not have the right of way.

Whether or not you speak Spanish isn't the issue. It's whether or not you can handle the whole experience.

Myself? I love it. I don't go for the girls, although I enjoy the view. I go for the ambiance. I go to get plugged in, connected to the life of the city.

[Fun Luvr]

I believe Mansion parties are usually 150 k entry fee. The Super Bowl party will probably be the night before the game. Patrick's will have the game on, and Hooters probably will too.

I've never been to a Mansion Super Bowl party, but I don't see any reason it would be the night before, since the game is played at night.

[JjBee62]

Haha, that's funny!

The reality is there is no formula on how much better speaking the language will make your experience.

All depends on you.

For some guys who are personable and like to joke, flirt, bond, etc, the experience would obviously be greatly enhanced speaking the native language.

The electronic translator (google) works great, but really, it cannot replace jiving with a chica on the fly.

Not even close.

For others who just get to the point, maybe the enhanced experience wouldn't be as great.

I think the biggest advantage of being able to speak the language is the things you don't consider. We all think about enhancing the sessions with the girls, but if you're picking the right girls, there's not much room for improvement.

Elevator conversations. If you stay in a high-rise, you're always bumping into people in the elevator. In Medellin, they'll all greet you and many will be happy to talk to you. Bars and restaurants. Whether with waitresses or other customers, there are plenty of chances to interact. Waitresses are often willing to go out on a date with a friendly foreigner. Street vendors, store clerks, even taxi drivers, all are good sources of information. Getting a taxi driver to show you around his neighborhood is an experience.

Probably the biggest advantage of improving my Spanish was how it increased my confidence. I had no problem going anywhere, but I always had this fear someone would try to talk to me. I didn't want to resort to my memorized phrase: "No entiendo. No hablo Espanol. " Now I can at least tell them I speak some Spanish.

[JjBee62]

Last year I watched the game here in Medellin in an apartment that had multiple cable stations airing the game. And all of the stations had sportscasters speaking in Spanish calling the game. After flipping thru numerous stations airing the game, I found one that had the sportscaster's who were actually calling the game in English. I was excited when I found this station, and was looking forward to seeing all the crazy commercials, almost as good as the game at times, but was disappointed when there was break, and there were none of the US commercials. This make's sense of course as there is no market in Colombia for what's being advertised in the US.

So the question is, does anybody know of a station on cable carrying the game in English including the US commercials, or a bar or other venue that will have the game including the US commercials.

Patrick's will have the game, probably including the commercials. If you have a laptop and an HDMI cable, you can subscribe to YouTube TV and hook up to your apartment TV. It doesn't technically work in Colombia so there are 2 things you need to do.

First use a VPN and set your location in a US city. Your home city will work. Then you have to set your browser location to GPS coordinates in that city. That's a little more involved.

Use Google maps to find your desired GPS coordinates. You'll get something like this: 35.1383976, -90.0460160, latitude and longitude in that order.

Once you have that, open your Google Chrome browser. Press Ctrl+Shift+I to open the Developer Console. Click on the 3 dots, bottom left of the window. Click "Sensors", click "Geolocation", click "Custom location", then enter in your desired latitude and longitude.

Now all you need to do is log into YouTube TV, choose your location station and watch the game.

By the way, the coordinates above will put you on Beale Street in Memphis.

[JjBee62]

Chick posted a pic with a dude from NYC and also posted this pic she said was a gift. She said they met at Gustos and hinted he wants to take her to Punta Cana.

I wonder if he's the guy taking all the Facebook girls to Punta Cana? Seems like every other week someone is posting pics from there.

[JjBee62]

Sounds interesting. I'll try to find out what the cost is. Wondering about sports bars in that area as well. I'm a Facebook type of guy and hang around the Laureles area but that Sunday I want to venture out..

I believe Mansion parties are usually 150 k entry fee. The Super Bowl party will probably be the night before the game. Patrick's will have the game on, and Hooters probably will too.

[Turgid]

I was surprised by what I read by two of the posters on this thread regarding going down on Chicas while on their period or licking their assholes...........

No way I'm going down on a chica while on her period.

[Mr Enternational]

The reality is there is no formula on how much better speaking the language will make your experience. All depends on you.

For some guys who are personable and like to joke, flirt, bond, etc, the experience would obviously be greatly enhanced speaking the native language.

For me, I like normal chicks and doing local stuff, so of course speaking the language makes my experiences much better. If it was just to deal with hookers then maybe I would not go through all the trouble. I am not trying to bond with them, just fuck them.