Medellin Reports

[MadisonGuy]

Anyone have a top 3 massage parlor list they can share with me? Got a few lined up from internet but I want to sneak a way in the day a little for some variety during the day.

[Bfpsu12]

First, an Airbnb apartment is a short-term rental apartment. I would not commit to a 6-month rental before I stayed there and found out if I liked it. One problem with going month to month is that the apartment may be rented when your contract is up. Many of the best apartments are booked most of the time for two or three months in the future. Ideally, you should go there for a week and find an apartment you like, then reserve it for six months for a later date.

As for staying low-key, don't worry about that. If you pay the school their stated tuition, they will not care what you do outside the school, just as long as you don't show up drunk or drugged.

Thanks for the reply. I'm definitely taking your advice and booking a hotel for a week and checking out a place before reserving it. Regarding Air BnB-I know it's short term, I was was just wondering how hard it is to find one that allows "visitors"-that's why I asked about renting regular apartment which is yours to do as you please but I understand it is very hard to do needing a Colombian co-signer. Regarding low key-I was just going by with guys from San Jose Costa Rica told me about certain schools there seeing older guys and figuring they were there to monger. I'm definitely not going to announce it-LOL.

[Fun Luvr]

Hey guys,

I'm coming to Medellin for the 2nd time in April. My main purpose besides our "hobby" is to learn Spanish. My Spanish is low-intermediate and I want to get as close to fluent as I can. I can stay for 180 days if need be. I'm going to attend an immersion school in El Poblado. My question is what would you recommend for lodging for a 6 month stay-stick with Air BnB and rent one month at a time with an option to extend the place if I like it and bail if I don't? Or try and find a short term rental apartment if those exist? I'm not going to go completely crazy like I am on vacation but I would like to bring a chica back around one a week, so that's a consideration. I kind of want to keep low profile because I've been told the Spanish schools really look down on you if they think you are there for the girls and partying. I have some cover stories ready. Any info is appreciated. Thanks.

First, an Airbnb apartment is a short-term rental apartment. I would not commit to a 6-month rental before I stayed there and found out if I liked it. One problem with going month to month is that the apartment may be rented when your contract is up. Many of the best apartments are booked most of the time for two or three months in the future. Ideally, you should go there for a week and find an apartment you like, then reserve it for six months for a later date.

As for staying low-key, don't worry about that. If you pay the school their stated tuition, they will not care what you do outside the school, just as long as you don't show up drunk or drugged.

[JjBee62]

Hey guys,

I'm coming to Medellin for the 2nd time in April. My main purpose besides our "hobby" is to learn Spanish. My Spanish is low-intermediate and I want to get as close to fluent as I can. I can stay for 180 days if need be. I'm going to attend an immersion school in El Poblado. My question is what would you recommend for lodging for a 6 month stay-stick with Air BnB and rent one month at a time with an option to extend the place if I like it and bail if I don't? Or try and find a short term rental apartment if those exist? I'm not going to go completely crazy like I am on vacation but I would like to bring a chica back around one a week, so that's a consideration. I kind of want to keep low profile because I've been told the Spanish schools really look down on you if they think you are there for the girls and partying. I have some cover stories ready. Any info is appreciated. Thanks.

1. If you're staying for the full 180 days, I'd recommend taking classes at EAFIT, rather than one of the language schools. If you're committed to learning you can take the intensive courses (4 hours daily, 5 days per week, 2 weeks per class) and get in 10 or 11 of the 15 classes in the program. If you pay in advance for at least 6 classes you can get a 1 year student visa. That gives you time to do the entire program. They use placement tests to determine which class to start you in, you may only need 10-12 classes to complete the program.

Class sizes are 4-8 people, it's an immersion program and the instructors are excellent. You'll also connect with people from all over the world. They have weekly multicultural activities to give you chances to practice Spanish and learn to dance, learn about the city, learn about the history, etc. Plus, you're on a college campus full of beautiful Colombians, rather than in a building with several other gringos.

2. I'd suggest starting out with some place you can get for 2 weeks with the option to extend. You can stay in Poblado, or look elsewhere. I lived in Laureles for 2 of my classes at EAFIT. Between walking and the Metro it took me 35 minutes to get to class, for under $1 a trip. You might also consider a rental in El Centro. There are a few decent ones and you don't have to worry about what the neighbors think. If you talk to the host directly you can probably get a good deal.

[JjBee62]

I don't think anyone will disagree with you that pulling off a threesome is a challenge.

However, it's going to be much easier to do so in Colombia, versus than in the USA. With prostitution being legal in Colombia, there are hundreds of girls available 24/7 to partake in these activities, so a guy could easily schedule a couple of tryouts a day.

As far as doing it with the first girl to offer it on the first day here. Well maybe another way of looking at it is, to go for it, and see what happens, most probably will be a fiasco, but a lot could be learned from it. Another words, the learning curve from it might be much quicker than trying to build up to attempting a threesome.

If you're talking to one of your regulars and a friend of hers comes up, you can get a feel for how they interact, before agreeing to take them both for a threesome. Plus, you already know how one girl performs.

With F word girls, you can get an idea from some of the pictures they post, but there's an element missing, you. While they might have been having a great time with Studly McCash, they might not be quite as enthusiastic with a 57 year old potbelly guy on a budget. 58, and I'm working on the potbelly for my next trip.

So, instead of jumping in with both, give one a test run. Then decide whether or not to ask about bringing in another girl. There are a few F word girls I know who are happy to bring along a girlfriend and they'll do everything you can think of.

Unfortunately, there are also plenty of F word girls, who will offer trios to rookies, without any intention of living up to the expectations. That's why I feel it's better to put the pieces together yourself.

[Surfer500]

You're never going to get a good threesome unless the girls are bis or lesbians. Many years ago I had a threesome with two bis and it was awesome.

This makes sense. Seems like a lot of guys are getting threesomes where the girls aren't doing one another, versus the girls doing each other during the act. For a woman that is not a lesbian or bi-sexual, they are not going to be going down an another woman for sure. So the question for those contemplating a three some, is it a turn on to see two women going to town on one another, or will you be satisfied with no woman to woman interaction which I know some guys are turned on by.

So that's a question they should be asking the women their thinking of having a threesome with.

[Turgid]

These are straight facts. I have had a few experiences in the past where it just felt like I was just fucking 2 girls together but independently all for double the money and less than half the effort from them. The last experience I had proved my point exactly because I was walking a girl back to my room and her friend shows up talking about if I want a threesome. I initially said no but when she quoted me the exact same price I was already going to pay her friend but now for the both of them I agreed because I wasn't going to lose out on anything and at the very least I could make the experience funny and that's exactly how it went down. We got to the hotel and I made sure I stated how much I owe them in front of the security and they agreed. This was in Sasoua BTW. I literally was paying them the equivalent of 20 bucks a piece for like 2 hours I think. We got to the room and the games immediately started. Lackluster performance and then they had the nerve to want to leave like 30 minutes later after I got fed up with their shit. So I made they ass sit there for the full 2 hours or however much time it was and fucking trolled they ass for the entire time. They couldn't leave and I only offered to pay their ass half since they wanted to leave midway through. I did it mainly to teach them a lesson and also for a funny story to remember about in the future. You tend to get this type of drama from these young 18-19 year olds no matter where you go. But that's the main reason why I don't waste my time with threesomes.

You're never going to get a good threesome unless the girls are bis or lesbians. Many years ago I had a threesome with two bis and it was awesome.

[Junior11]

Do you worry about STDs? As far as I know, it is much easier to catch from pussy than mouth.

The best one I found in Medellin are Facebook girls, it cost 200 each plus taxi, bare everything. It is no secret that 70% of the Facebook girls will gladly offer bareback everything for an extra 50. In the first time, I finished outside after switch pussies multiple times. The second time was CIM, both mouth. They didn't swallow.

Now, for the new comers who is reading this; it is not as easy as it sounds. It took me more than 4 weeks to find two pairs of jackpot girls. I obviously can't disclose their info here nor over PM. However, I would like to point out that I owe my success to JjBee62 and Mr Enternational. JjBee62 kindly warned me to avoid a standard trio, and Mr Enternational showed a few very useful Spanish phrases to interview girls. Armed with their advice and my 12 years of mongering experience, it took me many weeks and many failures to find gold.

[PunkedLife]

That's the spirit! Just because someone else has had a great experience with a threesome, you should just jump straight in when a complete stranger offers a threesome. I mean, if one guy has had 1 great experience, all guys should always have great experiences.

Or not.

I seem to have to repeat this every week.

1. What's offered online when you're 4,000 miles away does not equal what you receive when you arrive.

2. Try before you buy. Don't commit to TLN or a trio before you've taken a test drive.

3. Girls offer things for their benefit, not your benefit..

These are straight facts. I have had a few experiences in the past where it just felt like I was just fucking 2 girls together but independently all for double the money and less than half the effort from them. The last experience I had proved my point exactly because I was walking a girl back to my room and her friend shows up talking about if I want a threesome. I initially said no but when she quoted me the exact same price I was already going to pay her friend but now for the both of them I agreed because I wasn't going to lose out on anything and at the very least I could make the experience funny and that's exactly how it went down. We got to the hotel and I made sure I stated how much I owe them in front of the security and they agreed. This was in Sasoua BTW. I literally was paying them the equivalent of 20 bucks a piece for like 2 hours I think. We got to the room and the games immediately started. Lackluster performance and then they had the nerve to want to leave like 30 minutes later after I got fed up with their shit. So I made they ass sit there for the full 2 hours or however much time it was and fucking trolled they ass for the entire time. They couldn't leave and I only offered to pay their ass half since they wanted to leave midway through. I did it mainly to teach them a lesson and also for a funny story to remember about in the future. You tend to get this type of drama from these young 18-19 year olds no matter where you go. But that's the main reason why I don't waste my time with threesomes.

[PunkedLife]

I had the same issue for 2 days. It was definitely not ISP as I tried it with 3 different ISPs: Optimum at home, T-Mobile and AT&T from 2 cellphones. Checked with Mojo Bandit to make sure the site is up and he had connection. Used European proxy and was able to connect. Are you at Northeast?

Its working now with no issues. I did have issues when I switched to my mobile as well then it started working on my mobile and a day later now its back to normal (fingers crossed) on my computer. Wonder what was up.

[Quagmire1974]

Unofficial UFC fight between chicas at Botero Plaza 2 days ago (screenshots from the video). Pretty impressive skills.

Guys please be careful: they know how to fight LOL.

Yeah, this is the type of situation where travelers need to be careful, and not just because of the fighting skills of the chicas. While people are standing around watching a couple of WGs duke it out, pickpockets are slyly going behind people and stealing wallets, cell phones, etc from people's back pockets. Yeah, stand around and enjoy the free entertainment, but just be aware of what's going on behind you.

[Bfpsu12]

Hey guys,

I'm coming to Medellin for the 2nd time in April. My main purpose besides our "hobby" is to learn Spanish. My Spanish is low-intermediate and I want to get as close to fluent as I can. I can stay for 180 days if need be. I'm going to attend an immersion school in El Poblado. My question is what would you recommend for lodging for a 6 month stay-stick with Air BnB and rent one month at a time with an option to extend the place if I like it and bail if I don't? Or try and find a short term rental apartment if those exist? I'm not going to go completely crazy like I am on vacation but I would like to bring a chica back around one a week, so that's a consideration. I kind of want to keep low profile because I've been told the Spanish schools really look down on you if they think you are there for the girls and partying. I have some cover stories ready. Any info is appreciated. Thanks.

[SJobs]

Hell, if they don't swallow they are being dis-respectful.

All kidding aside, your post may be an eye opener for many of the newcomers and in-experienced mongers here in Medellin. And it doesn't surprise me that it took you so long to find a great pair of girls to fill your fantasies. It's one thing to find a pair of girls who are into it between themselves and with you, and that topped off with little to no Spanish speaking skills makes it even harder, hence the amount of time it took you to find this pair. Imagine how much easier the selection process would of been interviewing them prior to the tryouts having a good grasp of the language which is a challenge to say the least.

In reading your original post I am almost tempted to arrange a threesome with some of my El Centro beauties, but am somewhat reluctant to do so.

Regardless, sounds like your ready to up your game, perhaps you should try to orchestrate a four-some, or even a five-some.

I'm in the middle of a negotiation for a foursome, not sure how it will turn out, but what the hell, I want to give it a try. As for Spanish. It's too much of a time commitment to learn a new language. I'm getting super good with google translate though.

[SJobs]

Threesomes, in a country where you have problems with the language, are something you should work your way up to, not something to do on the first day with the first girl to offer it.

Great advice.

[Surfer500]

Setting up a threesome isn't something easy. How many times have you managed it back home? I had a girlfriend for 4 years, we went to swinger clubs, partner swaps and group sex. We never did manage to pull off a proper threesome.

Going to a foreign country, where you probably will struggle with the language, and jumping straight into a trio (because it's probably not going to be the threesome you imagined), with 2 complete strangers is a bad decision.

It's like skydiving. You get instruction on the ground. Then you get up in the air and it's a lot different. Your first time you're not going to free fall and do aerial acrobatics. You're going strapped to an experienced professional. After a few times you'll move up to a static line jump. Then you can move on to the more advanced jumps.

Threesomes, in a country where you have problems with the language, are something you should work your way up to, not something to do on the first day with the first girl to offer it.

I don't think anyone will disagree with you that pulling off a threesome is a challenge.

However, it's going to be much easier to do so in Colombia, versus than in the USA. With prostitution being legal in Colombia, there are hundreds of girls available 24/7 to partake in these activities, so a guy could easily schedule a couple of tryouts a day.

As far as doing it with the first girl to offer it on the first day here. Well maybe another way of looking at it is, to go for it, and see what happens, most probably will be a fiasco, but a lot could be learned from it. Another words, the learning curve from it might be much quicker than trying to build up to attempting a threesome. Perhaps nobody else will agree with this, but at least you would find out first hand what some of the issues were and what to be prepared for and what ground rules if any you want to set. I also don't know how you can build up to something like a threesome as the dynamics are so different with two girls versus one girl.

Anyways, this is just my opinion as to how one might approach a threesome.

And regarding the language issue, well both of us have mentioned this in previous posts, it's huge, and more so than a lot of people realize.