Medellin Reports

[NormalAsianKid]

Hello,

What's the standard price for milerotics? I see a lot of ads that say 60 k but then there's also girls that are charging 150-200 k. Can I negotiate with them or will they likely be bad if they are asking for that much?

Thanks.

[DetJunky]

I first need to thank everyone for the vast amount of intel on this board. It has been phenomenal to aid in my planning. I'm a veteran of Tijuana and a return there is my fallback plan if I don't pull the trigger on Colombia. I think I'm down to 3 issues to resolve in my head to feel comfortable going to Medellin. I admit to overthinking things far too often, but, that's just how I'm wired. I am interested in everyone's input.

First, finding a chica friendly place to stay. I feel comfortable I'll overcome this with a little more research as I get closer to my trip.

Second, for good reason (primarily my day job), using an ATM in Colombia is not an option. So I will be carrying a large amount of cash into Colombia. Certainly, nothing near an amount I would need to declare. And honestly, I've walked through some of the worst areas of Tijuana with amounts like this. Any reason I should be more concerned in Medellin?

Third, how difficult are customs officials when returning to the US? I do frequently go to Mexico, which always adds a few questions with CBP. Going to Medellin, as a single male, feels like another flag going up. I don't bring back anything illegal. I just hate the third degree. And truth be told, I don't have a better excuse than "vacation". Any horror stories or suggestions with immigration?

Thanks in advance.

Try this. Inside lleras, Central AC, HotTub, Chica Friendly, - https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/4042885...ew_for_ml=true.

[Surfer500]

Getting Sick: I ate 13 culo's alongside some street vendors and restaurants and I ain't get any type of sick. IDK, I think the consecutive nights of MickeyD's might of done you in. Stick to eating it like groceries next time.

Are you kidding, maybe a typo error. So instead of eating pussy, you were licking and sucking the culos of 13 Chicas.

Say it ain't true, but if it's so, than you really know how to roll, or I should say, really "rim it" as a rear Admiral.

[Queens35]

I always stay at the same hotel in MDE, but I checked out San Peter last trip with a friend. I liked it. I see it can be booked at hotels dot com. But I also read that they're on AirBnB, but somebody wrote that with the fees it comes out to a much higher price per day.

What's the best way to book it?

I know they are chica-friendly, can you bring 2 or 3 at the same time?

Do you need to meet them in the lobby or do they check-in at reception and come up?

Does reception call you when the chicas leave?

Thanks all.

[SJobs]

Rude Colombians / Language Issues: I can just imagine you getting frustrated with your half ass Spanglish getting mad with the people around you because you have no idea what they are saying. Did you come up to you and call you names? Did they not pull over for you when you hailed a cab? Colombians are some of the friendliest people in Latin America.

I agree 100%. I speak zero Spanish and I used google translate everywhere. I find people here are extremely helpful and welcoming, almost all of them are honest.

Safety Concern: Guess what? If you don't know how to behave in Medellin, there are far scarier places you need to stay dafuq out of..

Relatively speaking Medellin is safe. It is no Japan or western Europe, but the reward you get far outweighed the risk. In no where on earth (south east Asia excluded) you can find this many hot young girls who offers GFE+ service at 60-80 dollars for 1-3 hours. As long as you don't do anything that is obviously stupid, like waving a wad of cash around in the seedy part of the city, you are safe in general.

I'm in love with Medellin, but I still maintain that Brazil is better.

[Dcrist0527]

Unfortunately your going to get hosed exchanging USD to Pesos in Colombia. Perhaps you can get a pre-loaded ATM card that you can pull cash out with versus a debit card. I don't know if such a card exits, but if so worth checking out because you will take about a 10% hit changing USD to Pesos.

Thanks for alerting me to that. I think I'll probably exchange into pesos here in the US with my bank. I've done it with Mexican pesos, where they even ship it to my home. The rates were true and it had a very small fee. It worked out better than the casas de cambio on either side of the border.

[SJobs]

Do you guys think this shows a difference in our culture? One member posted that the Colombians would spend the night with family. This would be true for Christmas in the USA but New Years Eve? If Parque Lleras was in the USA all those places would have been packed and charging $100 at the door in exchange for a small $6 bottle of champagne and $. 50 party favor.

I think this definitely reflects on their culture. I was in lleras and the mansion on 12/30, 12/31, and 1/1. It is completely dead, there were 4-8 girls in gusto for the entire night (none of them are doable). I have a list of go-to girls, almost all of them want to spend the days around the new year with family. In these three days, during the day time I can line up three or four Facebook girls from 10 am until 7 pm, then almost no one is available between 7-12 am. There were a lot of people in lleras celebrating the new year, but no working girls. I guess for them, it is just a job, they need time off during holidays just like any other job.

We already have a lleras-like place in the U. S, it is called Vegas. You can find similar type of fun there at 800 dollars an hour.

[FortuneWaffers]

Hi,

What do you guys think of this place for a love motel while I'm in Medellin? First time visitor and first time posted to ISG. It's cheap and the host is OK with guests. It's 5 floors up so not sure how the chicas would fare with that.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/2076303...xlxQGF5KN8woiu

If you willing to pay 18-25 a night, you can get something without 5 flights of stairs and in a slightly nicer part of town. It fathoms me how guys would pay the flight to get here and be willing to sleep in a shoebox even if all you want is pussy.

[FortuneWaffers]

Medellin is fun for a few days, but not worth the price of hotels, travel, rude Colombians, language issues, safety concerns, etc. Also came down sick after just a few days of mongering. It's not a secret paradise as some have made it out to be. Or is it? Only one way to find for those who have not been hmhm. Good luck to all.

Really bro? Let's see how do I even start. I too didn't speak much Spanish, but when your survival depends on it, you can't figure it out? I just some kids just die when you throw their ass into the deep end of the pool. I digress.

Okay, granted to takes most people 600-900 USD to get there and have lodging booked (on the modest end), so yes, it is an initial investment but ffs, where in the continental USA or Europe can you find airbnb / hotels for 20-30 USD a night of modest to luxury amenities? So, first point you got is already invalid.

Price of Hotel: Aside from the aforementioned stupid low rates for accommodation, you ever consider walking into a love motel to inquire a price? Most spots up and down La70 range from 70 - 100 Mil per day, that is 25-30 USD, link me one in the developed world that will charge this number for just an hour. Invalid Complain.

Price of Travel: Taxi from Itagui to Prado is like 12 USD with uber even cheaper.

Rude Colombians / Language Issues: I can just imagine you getting frustrated with your half ass Spanglish getting mad with the people around you because you have no idea what they are saying. Did you come up to you and call you names? Did they not pull over for you when you hailed a cab? Colombians are some of the friendliest people in Latin America. I'm a China-man walking around in Medellin, learned some lingo for the hoes and literally never had a stare that amounted into anything negative. But then again, I would think everyone was rude if I didn't speak the language. This is more a failure in preparation on your part compared to what the Colombians you met seem to think about your gringo-ass. Remember, you are in their land trying to bang their hoes, the least you can do is learn enough Spanish to get through that.

Safety Concern: Guess what? If you don't know how to behave in Medellin, there are far scarier places you need to stay dafuq out of. Yes, if someone runs up on you with a gun, you give it up. Otherwise, a bit of street smart goes a long way. If you feel the need to walk home drunk at night, you are a sitting duck just about anywhere. And like everywhere else, if you don't go looking for drugs, drugs usually won't find you. Unless you want to stick your head into some gang related shit, you most likely not going to get shot at aside from the aforementioned muggings. It is an entirely acceptably safe city, papayas are taken basically everywhere in the world, Colombians just decided to put it in a phrase. Unless you flew a 1000 miles to stay in the barrios for authenticity, you are most likely in a good neighborhood.

Getting Sick: I ate 13 culo's alongside some street vendors and restaurants and I ain't get any type of sick. IDK, I think the consecutive nights of MickeyD's might of done you in. Stick to eating it like groceries next time.

Just don't go anymore, this place is obviously not for you.

[Surfer500]

Medellin is fun for a few days, but not worth the price of hotels, travel, rude Colombians, language issues, safety concerns, etc. Also came down sick after just a few days of mongering. It's not a secret paradise as some have made it out to be. Or is it? Only one way to find for those who have not been hmhm. Good luck to all.

I agree with you in regards to two of your "issues", specifically the language and safety concerns you have raised as I know of others who have exactly the same concerns.

However for some it is a paradise here, speaking Spanish is a "must" to fully enjoy this place, and safety is an issue here for sure.

[Surfer500]

Thanks to all of you that have given information about centro. The girls were literally where many of you have stated. Took a girl selling candy by the church for 30 k. It was. OK. I blame myself for not screening more.

A gal from tinder just left. 150 k and I offered 20 k for taxi cause the sexo was great and I enjoyed the conversation.

I don't use FAY BOO but I use Tinder back home so it was an easy transition to start using it here a few days before my trip.

I will not be deterred by my "OK" experience in Centro. Sure I will go back tomorrow and hunt for one of the gems I keep reading about. I like the place. The fun is the hunt.

BTW. As soon as the inDiver dropped me off two guys were shooting up simultaneously on the sidewalk. You can't make this stuff up. You fellow mongers weren't exaggerating LMAO.

You have the right attitude about El Centro. It's a place that takes time to work. And as far as "screening" the girls there, there's only so much you can determine while interviewing them beforehand. In my experience, if they immediately push to go to the room within a few minutes I blow them off. It can be very hit or miss, so don't fret about your screening process.

As far as the candy girls, I had a great experience with the last one I went with about a month ago. I was in El Centro and I saw this Chica walking around with candy approaching people asking for coins, etc. She was dressed in a jogging outfit and thin which I like. I took a 50 Peso coin out and motioned her over to closely check out the merchandise. She was kind of exotic looking, turns out she was from the Coast, darker skin and almost looked kind of Asian and a Colombian. So after about ten minutes of talking I finally sealed the deal, 20 K with no discussion of what would transpire in the room. Nice body, twenty two years old, and into it. I told her when we got to the room that if she did a good job there would be a tip and she delivered. Typically with a lot of the El Centro SW's, they don't have phones, or constantly loose them, and I haven't seen her since.

The fun like you said is in the hunt.

[Surfer500]

I first need to thank everyone for the vast amount of intel on this board. It has been phenomenal to aid in my planning. I'm a veteran of Tijuana and a return there is my fallback plan if I don't pull the trigger on Colombia. I think I'm down to 3 issues to resolve in my head to feel comfortable going to Medellin. I admit to overthinking things far too often, but, that's just how I'm wired. I am interested in everyone's input.

First, finding a chica friendly place to stay. I feel comfortable I'll overcome this with a little more research as I get closer to my trip.

Second, for good reason (primarily my day job), using an ATM in Colombia is not an option. So I will be carrying a large amount of cash into Colombia. Certainly, nothing near an amount I would need to declare. And honestly, I've walked through some of the worst areas of Tijuana with amounts like this. Any reason I should be more concerned in Medellin?

Third, how difficult are customs officials when returning to the US? I do frequently go to Mexico, which always adds a few questions with CBP. Going to Medellin, as a single male, feels like another flag going up. I don't bring back anything illegal. I just hate the third degree. And truth be told, I don't have a better excuse than "vacation". Any horror stories or suggestions with immigration?

Thanks in advance.

Unfortunately your going to get hosed exchanging USD to Pesos in Colombia. Perhaps you can get a pre-loaded ATM card that you can pull cash out with versus a debit card. I don't know if such a card exits, but if so worth checking out because you will take about a 10% hit changing USD to Pesos.

Don't fret about US Customs officials when returning to the US. There just doing their job asking questions at times, etc. And if they ask you what you where doing in Colombia, just tell them you went sightseeing, and on vacation. You don't need an excuse for visiting Colombia. Unless you have porn or other nefarious items on you, you should be fine. And just as a side note, there are plenty of single male law enforcement personnel who partake in our activities, so they are not clueless, and could care less about what we do abroad, as long as we haven't broken any laws.

If your a Tijuana veteran than you will do fine in Medellin, your concern will not be the Police hassling you, but more so of getting robbed. Keep your guard up at all times and you will have a good time.

[JjBee62]

I am no expert in Colombian culture but a chica told me that most Colombians spend time with the fam on NYE, then try to go party after 2 AM, so LLeras should have been empty until after 2 AM. I haven't been to MDE in 8 years before this trip and it has changed. Most chicas are asking for200 K, not 150-160 K I was getting quoted back then, inflation and other mongers paying the requested prices I guess. There are plenty of chica friendly places, I stayed at an Airbnb in Poblado, very good security and chica friendly. The guards would collect ID and take a picture, that lessens the chance of anything BS a chica might try. If I went to the market, I would give the guards a beer, water, to keep good relations. ALways treat these guys well, it can pay some dividends should you ever run into issues.

I only visited Lutron this trip there were only about 6 chicas working but very nice line for 300 K a pop. I had some very good luck with tinder this trip, met 4 and 3 of them were very good. The last one was a 6'1 amazon from Venezuela who was hanging at Parque LLeras when I whatsapped her, she came a 4 am.

8 years ago, exchange rate was around $50 for 100 k COP. Now it's about $30 for 100 k. 200 k today costs you $60.160 k 8 years ago cost you $80.

[Carrib]

I am no expert in Colombian culture but a chica told me that most Colombians spend time with the fam on NYE, then try to go party after 2 AM, so LLeras should have been empty until after 2 AM. I haven't been to MDE in 8 years before this trip and it has changed. Most chicas are asking for200 K, not 150-160 K I was getting quoted back then, inflation and other mongers paying the requested prices I guess. There are plenty of chica friendly places, I stayed at an Airbnb in Poblado, very good security and chica friendly. The guards would collect ID and take a picture, that lessens the chance of anything BS a chica might try. If I went to the market, I would give the guards a beer, water, to keep good relations. ALways treat these guys well, it can pay some dividends should you ever run into issues.

I only visited Lutron this trip there were only about 6 chicas working but very nice line for 300 K a pop. I had some very good luck with tinder this trip, met 4 and 3 of them were very good. The last one was a 6'1 amazon from Venezuela who was hanging at Parque LLeras when I whatsapped her, she came a 4 am.

[DeepXliv]

Do you guys think this shows a difference in our culture? One member posted that the Colombians would spend the night with family. This would be true for Christmas in the USA but New Years Eve? If Parque Lleras was in the USA all those places would have been packed and charging $100 at the door in exchange for a small $6 bottle of champagne and $. 50 party favor.

I do, I asked one of my favorite girls what her plans were and she said she was back in Venezulea spending it with her family, which I later saw on her her instagram story. Although January is now here and there is money that must be made.