Medellin Reports

[IamLookin]

I agree with you Surfer. Not to mention all the nasty critters that live on the bed swimming in the reservoir left by patrons. To each their own.

Not sure if I understand what your saying about the Condom, did they charge you for it, but didn't give it to you, and than pocketed what they charged you for it?

Anyways, I don't use the 5 K Hotels as I do have standards. And if your wondering why the cashiers are in cages at the 5 K hotels, that's to protect them from getting stabbed and / or robbed. It can get pretty crazy there when the locals have been pounding down on the booze.

And as a side note, on the block you mentioned there are girls so desperate that they will go for as low as 15 K, so when you pay the 5 K for the room which includes a condom, you will be out 20 K, or about $ 6 USD. What you will get for this is includes an ugly and / or fat Chica that will jerk you off to get you hard, then slap on a condom, suck you till your hard, and then they either get on you, or have you get on them until you pop. This is pretty much is the "norm" for the poorer locals who frequent these places.

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[Nounce]

Not sure if I understand what your saying about the Condom, did they charge you for it, but didn't give it to you, and than pocketed what they charged you for it?

It is my guess that the higher price is with condom. I did not order or see the condom myself. I am only guessing the girl took the condom. Valencia is not bad compare to Zona Rosa.

[Surfer500]

The 5 K place is Valencia. The one on the second floor at the intersection. The casher is in an iron cage inside.

I suspect the girl ordered and pocketed the condom when it costed more at Zona Rosa. There is another one w few doors from Zona Rosa is the same thing.

Not sure if I understand what your saying about the Condom, did they charge you for it, but didn't give it to you, and than pocketed what they charged you for it?

Anyways, I don't use the 5 K Hotels as I do have standards. And if your wondering why the cashiers are in cages at the 5 K hotels, that's to protect them from getting stabbed and / or robbed. It can get pretty crazy there when the locals have been pounding down on the booze.

And as a side note, on the block you mentioned there are girls so desperate that they will go for as low as 15 K, so when you pay the 5 K for the room which includes a condom, you will be out 20 K, or about $ 6 USD. What you will get for this is includes an ugly and / or fat Chica that will jerk you off to get you hard, then slap on a condom, suck you till your hard, and then they either get on you, or have you get on them until you pop. This is pretty much is the "norm" for the poorer locals who frequent these places.

[Carrib]

Hey guys.

Thanks but I am not going to argue with a puta for quoting crazy ass prices nor will I try to make a scene, normally when I travel I try to maintain a very low profile and not attract too much attention.

I will post a bit more later but I have another quick report, I am an avid cigar smoker -and for the past 3 days I have been frequenting the Habanos Point Cigar shop on Calle 10 a. The attendant is great, the poor guy is a mechanical engineer from Venezuela, speaks fluent english but the owner is an asshole. I met him (owner) yesterday, brought him a drink but the dude barely gave me the time of day. He also called and ordered the shop close early when the shop had clients spending money and watching the NFL game.

Again no scene, just taking my money elsewhere.

[Nounce]

I have always been charged only 13 K at Hotel Zona Rosa and have stayed there up to two and a half hours but have never asked how much time is included, but since I tip the girls a whopping 2 K I guess I am a preferred guest. As far as the 5 K place, I don't know which one your mentioning, but there are several on the backside of the Church. It's strange that you are getting varying prices. It may be an occasional person figures they can charge a gringo more money and pocket the difference which wouldn't surprise me.

The 5 K place is Valencia. The one on the second floor at the intersection. The casher is in an iron cage inside.

I suspect the girl ordered and pocketed the condom when it costed more at Zona Rosa. There is another one w few doors from Zona Rosa is the same thing.

[Nounce]

One word of advice for the party people, don't buy whiskey for the girls in paradise. For some reason the whisky drinks are insanely expensive there.

Maybe that is why they don't allow guest to bring the left over bottle from the club into paradise.

[Nounce]

Being bigger and badder than the bouncers, really?

What does any of this really do, fix or prove?

I think it will have an effect. If the chica frequently get an uncomfortable response, it is more likely she will be conditioned to not do it. The chica is conditioned the other way around now.

[Balboa]

I just got to speak my mind. I usually head to the strip clubs with my Colombian friend, let me tell you this, if ANY chica in any of these strip clubs you mention, I have been to them all numerous times, would tell me that her price is 600 mil an hour I would be yelling at that girl screaming you puta, and I learned never to take any shit like this from any of these putas, and I learned this from my Colombian buddy.

And if more of us gringos would call these girls out on this scam they would wise up. I have called a few out on this exact issue, at the end of the day they are nothing more than a puta.

And if you think that any of the big bouncers, like the ones at Fase II would come to her rescue and mess with me, BS as I am bigger than these guys so they leave me alone I am a simple and reasonable guy but don't provoke me.

OK now I am done with my rant. So start putting these girls in place, there are a thousand right behind them who want your business, next!

The Tall Man.

I generally agree with your posts, however, this is actually funny to me.

Yell and scream at a girl, calling her a puta because she wants to overcharge you?

Really?

Being bigger and badder than the bouncers, really?

What does any of this really do, fix or prove?

Nothing.

How about just say no and move on.

Not getting any business will be the only thing that may change a girl.

I highly doubt screaming Puta at her will do anything.

And you saying, "at end of the day they are nothing more than a puta".

Come on man.

Really?

There are good and bad ones, just like mongers.

I could care less what your Colombian buddy does either.

I know that's not the norm.
I've been hangin in Colombia / Medellin for a long time.

[SJobs]

Lutron's price is about right. Fase Dos is 200 K. Other members have been quoted the same crazy price. You need to negotiate when you get the 600K price. Thursday and Friday nights are better at La Isla.

In my experience, Thursday at la isla is the best. Room cost 300 k for CFS, you have to negotiate extras such as BBBJ and DFK with the girl. Some will just do it for 300, others will ask for another 100.

[SJobs]

Did you order by the glass? It will lower your bill if you get a bottle. You could get 7 bottles of whisky in the VIP booth for what you paid at Gusto. Same thing at La Isla. They have large and small bottle that you can order.

That night I got one bottle of Johnny walker black, at least 15+ coronas and I brought many rounds of tequila shots (about 5 or 6 shots per round). You are right, if I ordered two bottles of tequila instead of buying shots, I could have saved a lot of money. It was a good Thursday night, the DJ was killing it and I was with my favorite girls. I kept a mental math on the cost all the way until we finished whiskey. One thing I like about Medellin is that doesn't matter how fucked you are, the cost is never going to blow up in your face like in the states or in Europe. One word of advice for the party people, don't buy whiskey for the girls in paradise. For some reason the whisky drinks are insanely expensive there. If you really want to party and drink whiskey, you should just get a bottle (especially in paradise).

I'm in transit at Panama right now. In two hours, I will be back in heaven again. It's hard to put in words how happy I am right now. It's like going into a good German FKK for the second time when I was in my 20's.

[NormalAsianKid]

I don't follow this. If your purpose coming to Medellin is to monger in El Centro, you are spending a lot more on hotel than on chicas.

If I find a place I like, then I can just book that place again. It's simply a safety precaution to make sure one of the places I'm staying will let me bring guests back. I just want to make sure I'm having a good time.

Jonnywalker. When you going to be in Medellin? Want to meet up?

[The Tall Man]

I have not been to MDE in nearly a decade and my have things changed. I must look like a mark because I am being quoted these crazy ass prices by these girls. I went to Fase Dos last night -there werent that many great looking women in there. First, I made the mistake of sitting at a table, I was told I needed to order a bottle for the priviiledge of sitting there, I took my ass to the bar -tried to observe the lay of the land. I saw one babe -decided to ask how much--she said 600 K pesos LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL, I ran out of there, took Uber to La Isla -supposedly the best but when I got there -there were a few cuties but overall avg looking babes.

I also went to Lutron, I was quoted 300 K for one hour, had an expensive beer and left. Is that the correct price?

After a string of misses and bad luck, this FINE ASS uber driver picked me up. We've exchanged numbers so we shall see.

Lutron's price is about right. Fase Dos is 200 K. Other members have been quoted the same crazy price. You need to negotiate when you get the 600K price. Thursday and Friday nights are better at La Isla.

I just got to speak my mind. I usually head to the strip clubs with my Colombian friend, let me tell you this, if ANY chica in any of these strip clubs you mention, I have been to them all numerous times, would tell me that her price is 600 mil an hour I would be yelling at that girl screaming you puta, and I learned never to take any shit like this from any of these putas, and I learned this from my Colombian buddy.

And if more of us gringos would call these girls out on this scam they would wise up. I have called a few out on this exact issue, at the end of the day they are nothing more than a puta.

And if you think that any of the big bouncers, like the ones at Fase II would come to her rescue and mess with me, BS as I am bigger than these guys so they leave me alone I am a simple and reasonable guy but don't provoke me.

OK now I am done with my rant. So start putting these girls in place, there are a thousand right behind them who want your business, next!

The Tall Man.

[Surfer500]

I was told once Zona Rosa is for 3 hours but I have never tested it. I have gotten various prices up to 20 K for reason unknown to me until I got Pollo Negro to check it with me to confirm the price. Same thing for the 5 K place, I have been charged for 16 K in different visit. I guess it's kick back or different time length. Premium Plaza doesn't allow Venezuelan chicks.

I have always been charged only 13 K at Hotel Zona Rosa and have stayed there up to two and a half hours but have never asked how much time is included, but since I tip the girls a whopping 2 K I guess I am a preferred guest. As far as the 5 K place, I don't know which one your mentioning, but there are several on the backside of the Church. It's strange that you are getting varying prices. It may be an occasional person figures they can charge a gringo more money and pocket the difference which wouldn't surprise me.

[Surfer500]

I don't follow this thinking. If your purpose is to monger in El Centro, you are spending a lot more on hotel than on chicas.

As you are aware, things here in Colombia versus other parts of the world are very in-expensive, hence money is not an issue for me personally with things being so cheap.

I like staying in nice places, although my affinity is for the El Centro Chicas, and just because I do them, doesn't translate for me having to staying in El Centro, but I do occasionally. And yes, I will easily spend more money on hotels at times, than on the Chicas, and I can see on the surface how that doesn't make any sense. I stay in Poblado but play in El Centro, so when I'm done at the playground in El Centro, I look forward to coming back to a very nice place to stay. I can afford to go to all the high end Chica places everybody mentions, but honestly, I don't think the experiences would be any better. Yes the women will be better dressed, etc. But once their clothes are off, what's the difference?

So what I was suggesting for others that can afford it, and who like staying in nice digs, yet like the SW's, it's an option to have two places at an added cost of no more than $ 20 USD a day, chump change for many. I had the best of both worlds while I was in Santa Marta, luxury digs with an ocean-view, and a separate place for the SW's. Don't get me wrong, I also enjoy company in nice digs as well, but that is only with a select few I have in my stable.

Your question makes total sense, why would a low level predator as an another poster has described guys who like the El Centro SW's have two places to stay if he is banging low end SW's. It all boils down to how they roll, their finances, and I guess at least here in Colombia, I am kind of like a "slum dog millionaire".

[PdSuave]

I have not been to MDE in nearly a decade and my have things changed. I must look like a mark because I am being quoted these crazy ass prices by these girls. I went to Fase Dos last night -there werent that many great looking women in there. First, I made the mistake of sitting at a table, I was told I needed to order a bottle for the priviiledge of sitting there, I took my ass to the bar -tried to observe the lay of the land. I saw one babe -decided to ask how much--she said 600 K pesos LOOOOOLLLLLLLLL, I ran out of there, took Uber to La Isla -supposedly the best but when I got there -there were a few cuties but overall avg looking babes.

I also went to Lutron, I was quoted 300 K for one hour, had an expensive beer and left. Is that the correct price?

After a string of misses and bad luck, this FINE ASS uber driver picked me up. We've exchanged numbers so we shall see.

Yes. I paid 300 K for an hour. This was Oct 2018. While it was the most I paid for a chica on that trip, she was the hottest. I had a hard time deciding which chica during the lineup. IMO, great quality chicas at this place. Next year, it's going to be ALL about Centro Vennies and yes (sorry guys that are tired of this abbrev) FB chicas. Jajaja. My trip is not until later next year but I've already got 10 chicas in the bullpen. The hardest part now is the dreaded wait to go fuck them!!