Medellin Reports

[Knowledge]

I haven't had any experience with customs or sex toys. I do know you can buy sex toys in Colombia, which is what I would do if I decided I wanted to have them.

Anyone ever run into problems bringing sex toys and lingerie into Medellin if they check your bags at customs? Haha. I don't care what they think about me, but I worry they could turn me away because I look like a sex tourist with a porno kit in my bags.

[JohnnyWalker55]

Hey guys,

I'm headed to MDE finally for 9 days in January. After reading the past 200 pages and taking notes I have 2 questions:

1) What are the up to date hrly hotels with hot water in centro? I understand hotel premier plaza (16 k), Calle real (22 k), and hotel zona rosa (13 k) are the main ones. (and possibly Ensensonte (12 k) along with these.).

I understand these are hourly rates, Do they have daily rates as well, say if I wanted to set up camp there? I'm looking to bring the SW back for 2 leches, say spend an hour and half with each one for GFE, shower and shit. I figure 50-60 k will do the trick.

2) how much is a good tip for the front desk / door guys? 5 k? 10 k? Considering I'm going to be spending all of my 8 days hanging out in centro though I'm staying near estadio, I want to make sure I get good treatment from the staff. I'm fluent in Spanish.

Thanks a ton Jjbee, Wolf, Pollo, Surfer, Tallman, and many others. Ill be sure to write a good trip report.

[Dpilzbo]

Anyone ever run into problems bringing sex toys and lingerie into Medellin if they check your bags at customs? Haha. I don't care what they think about me, but I worry they could turn me away because I look like a sex tourist with a porno kit in my bags.

They won't turn you away for that. -DP.

[Junior11]

I guess this is the playbook for "No Hablo Español" guys who like the street scene. Do we also have pretty good chances on Tinder / FB?

Thanks mates!

I fall into roughly the same category as you. Your chance of picking up a regular girl is pretty good, but they are not going to be nearly as young and hot as the working girls. I would recommend learn a few pick up lines, don't get too drunk and have a set of lines ready for google translate. It is fun to play the pick up game a bit, but if the normal girls are not up to your standard or luck is running against, you can always go to Gusto or Paradise or el Faisan. You literally have to try very hard to not get laid in Medellin.

My typical routine on Thursday, Friday or Saturday is to start at the mansion around 9 pm (I don't recommend stay in the hotel, just pay the 50 k to enter the bar). At there you can practice dancing with a few girls to warm up. I once danced, grinded and played with a 22 year old smoking-hot paisa for the price of a beer. If you are lucky, you will find a girl that you want to party all night with, you need to negotiate for a price at the mansion with her, almost any girl will accept 500 k to party and fuck all night (make sure you explicitly mention the services such as BBBJ and / or DFK that you want receive). You then take her to gusto, where you can dance and play with her all night, and then take her home to fuck her brain out. It is possible to follow up with some hot morning sex (depending on how much you guys connected). If after gusto closes you still feel like partying, take her to Fahrenheit or paradise, depending on how drunk you are, you either get a Uber or take a taxi from Lleras. I don't recommend the taxi right in front of Gusto, they will charge you 50 k.

[Junior11]

Thanks, reading this was helpful and even entertaining at times.

Sometimes I just have to shake my head.

Are we supposed to infer that every streetwalker, offering it up for 30-40 k in El Centro is a fresh faced virgin who is only going to do one customer and then retire? Or maybe they're just doing one guy a day to support their family. Yeah right. The best looking options on the street are taking 3-10+ dicks a day for as long as their bodies hold out. After a few years, they're struggling to attract 2-6 a day. By that time they've probably handled 2,000 pipis.

Except for the ones who are at the Mansion, most of the Facebook girls are seeing fewer customers a month than the gems in El Centro see in 3 days. Unless you're assuming the Facebook girls are all cruising Bello and Manrique in new BMWs.

Let's do the math. Figure 5 customers per day each. For street meat, that's 150 k per day, minus anything she has to pay to have a spot on the block. If she works 5 days, that's 750 k per week. Good money.

For the Facebook girls, that's 750 k daily, 3. 75 million weekly or 16 million COP per month. If you want to assume the girl with 13,000 followers has fucked 30% of her followers, she's earned a minimum of 600 million COP in about 18 months. The rough US standard of living equivalent is around $360 k per year.

Time to clue you in on the internet..

[Kavin76]

Anyone ever run into problems bringing sex toys and lingerie into Medellin if they check your bags at customs? Haha. I don't care what they think about me, but I worry they could turn me away because I look like a sex tourist with a porno kit in my bags.

[Junior11]

Yes, please, a separate FB thread for Colombia / Medellin would be great.

You mention this as being the Medellin thread, and in looking at the "entire group" of threads for Colombia, there is a separate "Escort Classified Section".

I believe the group of threads for Colombia has not changed in a long time, or ever. And in looking at the Escort Classified Section, it doesn't look like it's used much, and here in MDE, I look at the FB scene, as kind of an Escort Service, as it is widely used here.

As one poster mentioned, post's gyrate from theme to theme, and given the increased popularity of the Fay Boo scene, which has increased significantly over the years, I believe it warrants it's own thread in Medellin at this time. Than the non-FB guys wouldn't have to wade thru all the Fay Boo chatter commingled with all the other things covered in the Medellin thread, and for the Fay Boo guys, they would have a dedicated thread to share there experiences with the FB Chicas, and they too, wouldn't have to go thru a bunch of chatter they might not be interested in..

[Junior11]

I feel saver with 18-19 year olds (it goes without saying that I only fuck the hot ones, the girl who is at least an 8 in my book), I think they are at the a stage in life where they believe their youth will last forever, there is always older guys who will pay them a few hundred dollars to fuck them all night. The chance of a hot 18-19 year old girl who is desperate enough to steal is much lower than a 22-24 year old. We all lived through those golden years of 18-19, the concept of losing youth simply don't exist. If an 18-19 year old Paisa can consistently make 400 dollars a day fucking older guys, she will not think about stealing an iPhone or drug a guy. I this is just my thinking, it could be totally wrong.

Agree 100%.

[NormalAsianKid]

Hi everyone,

I just wanted to thank you guys quickly for helping me plan my upcoming trip. I'll be doing quite a bit of exploring during my trip so I should be able to have a lot to report back. I'm planning on staying at the mansion, a couple nights at an Airbnb, a couple nights at energy living and a couple nights at hotel Madeira. I was planning on hitting up the mansion, fb girls, casas, and clubs so hopefully I can experience a little of everything.

One thing I was curious about was the massages here. Is there a place where I can get the masseuse to teach me a little about massaging as well as getting FS? I figure pretty much every massage place does FS but I was hoping to learn a little bit myself.

Also, if anyone has any other advice for my 10 day trip, I'the love to hear it. And if anyone else is going to be in Medellin during my trip, I'the love to meet up and monger with a friend. First rounds on me.

[ChuchoLoco]

One Sunday I headed over to park Periodista to hang out. I had been there many times both day and night and have drank and watched smokers etc. Well this particular night it had few people. I bought a large Aguela Light and started drinking by one of the flower boxes next to the street when a policeman walked up to me and told me that I was in a park and there are laws against drinking in a park. My mind flashed on all the times I had been there and what goes on and thought well this may be a shakedown. I apologized and told him that I didn't know about the law and then asked if it was OK to pour it in the flower box. He gave e me a look like he couldn't believe my question and said no señor please finish it, just don't buy another. He thought it was crazy to waste a beer. Better to let me break the law than waste a beer. No shakedown, no hassle. Maybe I was lucky but a story I've told many times even to cops in USA who would never be as nice.

[Surfer500]

I hate to admit this but I also have had one girl pull out of her purse a baggie of glue and started huffing as I was pounding her in the back seat of my car, that stuff stinks like shit, hell it was kind of surreal, here I am pounding her and she is sniffing this baggie of glue and so I pound even harder, she was so out of it I just nutted all over her body and face and hair and she did not care a bit. Like I said almost a surreal experience but not one I care to repeat.

The Tall Man.

Yes, I to have to admit that I have done a few Zombies (sacaleros) as well. Not only does the glue have a stench to it, but the hard core Sacaleros have a stench to them as well from sniffing the shit all day. Similar stench (Nicotine) that oozes from the pores of a hard core smoker, but way worse and disgusting. Some of the Sacalero's are fucking hot, and there so hell bent on getting high you can do anything you want with them, and it won't phase them at all, because there so tweaked. But the stench can be so overwhelming it was hard for me to repeat with any of them. And doing a Zombie in the back seat of your car, that's priceless.

[Knowledge]

I keep spare toothbrushes around. It helps. I find dental hygiene about the same in Colombia as other places. Some pay attention to it and some others don't.

PolloNegro threw me a hell of a bone with the whatsapp of a sweet vennie, very motivated young lady. Kept her most of my trip.

Also sessioned with a paisa FB chica who was real sweet and spoke excellent English, a bit lazy though. Thicc. TLN, more expensive than VEN but I could talk with her which was nice.

Two more FB girls.

One I got a reference here from another member that turned out to be a dud. Homegirl was super busted.

Another one I just found at random and she was hot but without saying anything she pulled out a glue bottle and started sniffing while I was fuckin her doggy. Guess she was pretty bored LOL. Asked me if I wanted a sniff LOL. I busted quick, showed her the door and washed my balls extra long.

Did not pick up a single street girl as my Spanish suckssss and it was my first time in Medellin. I saw plenty of them though.

Watch out for the cops in this town they are worse than the criminals.

Is dental hygiene not a big thing here because all 4 of these broads had rough breath, and on the TLNs I didn't see one tooth get brushed.

[The Tall Man]

PolloNegro threw me a hell of a bone with the whatsapp of a sweet vennie, very motivated young lady. Kept her most of my trip.

Also sessioned with a paisa FB chica who was real sweet and spoke excellent English, a bit lazy though. Thicc. TLN, more expensive than VEN but I could talk with her which was nice.

Two more FB girls.

One I got a reference here from another member that turned out to be a dud. Homegirl was super busted.

Another one I just found at random and she was hot but without saying anything she pulled out a glue bottle and started sniffing while I was fuckin her doggy. Guess she was pretty bored LOL. Asked me if I wanted a sniff LOL. I busted quick, showed her the door and washed my balls extra long.

Did not pick up a single street girl as my Spanish suckssss and it was my first time in Medellin. I saw plenty of them though.

Watch out for the cops in this town they are worse than the criminals.

Is dental hygiene not a big thing here because all 4 of these broads had rough breath, and on the TLNs I didn't see one tooth get brushed.

I know some of PolloNegro girls, he too has shared some photos and videos of them (great fun) with me, he wears some of them out, hehehehe.

I hate to admit this but I also have had one girl pull out of her purse a baggie of glue and started huffing as I was pounding her in the back seat of my car, that stuff stinks like shit, hell it was kind of surreal, here I am pounding her and she is sniffing this baggie of glue and so I pound even harder, she was so out of it I just nutted all over her body and face and hair and she did not care a bit. Like I said almost a surreal experience but not one I care to repeat.

The Tall Man.

[Queens35]

Another one I just found at random and she was hot but without saying anything she pulled out a glue bottle and started sniffing while I was fuckin her doggy. Guess she was pretty bored LOL. Asked me if I wanted a sniff LOL. I busted quick, showed her the door and washed my balls extra long.

Damn, that's a first I've heard of that.

Watch out for the cops in this town they are worse than the criminals.

Why do you say that? In over 70 trips to Latin America, I have had 0 negative contacts with police. I'd say that I have been lucky if it was only a few trips but it's been a lot of days spent on the ground.

Is dental hygiene not a big thing here because all 4 of these broads had rough breath, and on the TLNs I didn't see one tooth get brushed.

It's not their first priority for sure. I have 1 favorita that always brings her own toothbrush and borrows paste and Listerine before and after the session. Also, what I do is offer them a hit of Listerine as soon as they come in. Unfortunately, the mint doesn't last very long. LOL You can also bring new toothbrushes and offer them to overnight girls, and even non-overnighters.

[DramaFree11]

Rock solid and sound advice as always Tall Man. You, and a very few others on this board have a stable of Chicas that have been totally vetted and make good travelling companions besides just having sex.

Unfortunately, the odds of a guy showing up in Medellin and within a few days identifying one or more Chicas to travel around the Country with that they are going to have an awesome time with are very slim, almost like a "wet dream" .

Very true and applies to most destinations. Guys think they can just show up and threw around a little money, and they can have.

A model. As you said it almost never happens and many times can be a huge let down. It takes time, local connections and money.