Medellin Reports

[FlAdventurer]

That Global Entry gets picked up by most credit cards and is a good tool to have. I would have it even if it was not picked up by my CC. Clear is also picked up by my CC so I have that.

Now if we could just figure out how to get through the long lines in Medellin.

The Global entry kiosks take me less than 30 seconds and usually more like 15. Some people may just mess around for longer.

Mobile passport is not part of trusted traveler program so at times you are going to get the third degree from customs agents. You are much less likely to get that with GE. Typically, I am asked if I have anything to declare with GE and that is it. Last time I went through customs I was literally asked nothing. You also get the free TSA precheck with GE which is a great value.

Yeah, GE is $100, but many, many credit cards offer up a $100 rebate if you buy GE so in essence it is free for a many travelers.

I agree that mobile passport blows away the regular lines and it is an alternative to GE but I have done both, and GE is way, way better.

[OldSchool318]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

I can't imagine any nice chick is ever going to open up her butt cheeks and invite you to stick it in that tight brown hole.

They will tell you "solo para salida" or "mi cula solamente para caca".

It just doesn't seem that any women ever would like her brown eye serviced for sexual pleasure. Butt. Jajajaj butt.

Somehow, somewhere, someway, if you ask just right ya might just be able to provide it tight. So don't give up the fight.

[Husker Dude]

I use mobile pass control too, in Mia and fll but it never gets me through line quicker, do you use global entry line. ? I still have to stand in reg line the several times I've used it, I never see line or sign for Mobil pass control, what am I doing wrong? Thanks any advice will be appreciated! Do you say you have global entry when asked?

In MIA, it starts off as the same line as global entry, then splits off later when they go to the kiosks, & we go straight to the booths, usually only a couple people in line.

[Knowledge]

To my fellow Centro rats, just out of curiosity what is the back story on the change of name / ownership of Premier Plaza to Botero Casa? The only difference I could see besides the sign is the absence of the gringos who used to hang out on the balcony overlooking ground zero.

On a related note, it seems the large Bluetooth speakers are allowed inside the wire again. So far it's karaoke style vallenato and cumbia "singers. " I wonder how far behind the raooers and indigenous child dance troupes can be.

[Knowledge]

I usually try to avoid troll like posts but this one made me smile. The profile handle is the best I've seen in a while.

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

[Villainy]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

Like many things in many places the most obvious way to get something not widely available is to offer up an incentive. How much? How bad to you want it?

I have a friend who has the same proclivity as you. He talks to various "prospective" friends and expresses his considerable experience and that he is very gentle and patient.

He has a lot of success. He has had amigas visit him with the provision that this is a trial run, and nothing is expected with respect to anal BUT future visits would be dependent on going there.

Don't forget the incentive part.

[Elvis 2008]

I don't get Global Entry. I just use the 'free' Mobile Passport Control app and I go faster than Global Entry folks (they have to walk up to some Global Entry kiosk and do stuff there, while Mobile Passport Control users walk right past them). Usually when returning from Colombia I am able to walk past all the Global Entry folks messing with their kiosks and I'm 1st or 2nd at the Mobile Passport Control / Global Entry agent and go straight through. So, someone care to explain the advantage of getting Global Entry if it is slower than the free Mobile Passport Control app?

The Global entry kiosks take me less than 30 seconds and usually more like 15. Some people may just mess around for longer.

Mobile passport is not part of trusted traveler program so at times you are going to get the third degree from customs agents. You are much less likely to get that with GE. Typically, I am asked if I have anything to declare with GE and that is it. Last time I went through customs I was literally asked nothing. You also get the free TSA precheck with GE which is a great value.

Yeah, GE is $100, but many, many credit cards offer up a $100 rebate if you buy GE so in essence it is free for a many travelers.

I agree that mobile passport blows away the regular lines and it is an alternative to GE but I have done both, and GE is way, way better.

[Poo222]

Hi,

Could someone tell me how easy is it to get anal in Medellin and which is the best way to get it from non pros?

Thanks in advance.

[Mtndew704]

I have never heard of the MPC app before and I exclusively fly through Miami now since I only use AA. I'm going to have to use that next trip while my global entry application is pending.

[Huacho]

What is SA?

Seeking Arrangements. It's a sugar daddy site.

[BartSimpson5]

SA: I was with many 7 and a few 8's, for 300-400 mil. I was surprised how there are so few 9's, these model types wanted 600 mil or more.

What is SA?

[DiscoverFL]

Yes, I use Mobile Passport Control in Miami & it is usually faster than the global entry line & it's free too.

Yeah, it might be different in other places, but in FLL and MCO using the free Mobile Passport Control app is faster than Global Entry, since they use the same line and Global Entry folks have extra steps to perform at a kiosk.

[RacShack]

Yes, I use Mobile Passport Control in Miami & it is usually faster than the global entry line & it's free too.

I use mobile pass control too, in Mia and fll but it never gets me through line quicker, do you use global entry line. ? I still have to stand in reg line the several times I've used it, I never see line or sign for Mobil pass control, what am I doing wrong? Thanks any advice will be appreciated! Do you say you have global entry when asked?

[Husker Dude]

I don't get Global Entry. I just use the 'free' Mobile Passport Control app and I go faster than Global Entry folks (they have to walk up to some Global Entry kiosk and do stuff there, while Mobile Passport Control users walk right past them). Usually when returning from Colombia I am able to walk past all the Global Entry folks messing with their kiosks and I'm 1st or 2nd at the Mobile Passport Control / Global Entry agent and go straight through. So, someone care to explain the advantage of getting Global Entry if it is slower than the free Mobile Passport Control app?

Yes, I use Mobile Passport Control in Miami & it is usually faster than the global entry line & it's free too.

[Tiger Guy X2]

I don't get Global Entry. I just use the 'free' Mobile Passport Control app and I go faster than Global Entry folks (they have to walk up to some Global Entry kiosk and do stuff there, while Mobile Passport Control users walk right past them). Usually when returning from Colombia I am able to walk past all the Global Entry folks messing with their kiosks and I'm 1st or 2nd at the Mobile Passport Control / Global Entry agent and go straight through. So, someone care to explain the advantage of getting Global Entry if it is slower than the free Mobile Passport Control app?

Global Entry is also good for crossing land borders too. I got Global Entry a few years back when I lived in Miami and was frequently flying down to Costa Rica. I've had it since. It comes with TSA Pre-Check, Nexus, and Sentri too. These other programs are good if you frequently cross via foot / car into Canada or Mexico. Now that I live in SoCal it's good for when I want to make a trek down to Tijuana for some debauchery. My last trip to Tijuana I ended up coming back across right when that "stay in Mexico" program was ending and all of those refugees were lined up to try to come into the USA. There was a hours long line, but I was able to just side step all of that and from the time I jumped out my cab and cross back into the usa was like 5 minutes. It'd had been hours if I didn't have global entry.