Medellin Reports

[Dickhead]

The Mansion (gringo hotel) does not take a cut of any of the girls money.

Ja Ja. Snicker.

[Local631]

Where to stay would be in the US until Easter Week is over. It is the worst pain in the ass. Hotel rates triple and the hookers are reduced by 2/3. With zero Spanish you will be able to set up approximately zero dates before you get there, and I am fluent and would not be able to set up very many during Holy Week. Even if you throw your ticket away, you are better off coming some other week, because the prices will go up so much for everything.

Not just the worst week to be in Colombia, but the worst week to be anywhere Catholic. I am going to an undisclosed location with a different and undisclosed majority religion, but I have to be back on Easter to get to the next undisclosed location, and ALL the trains are sold out on Monday 2 April. ALL the hotels are outrageously expensive until 3 April, and it is all a big fucking mess.

It would be like a Muslim or a Jew showing up on Dec. 25 to find pussy in the US. It really would.

Fuck this puts me in a shitty situation LOL. I'm definitely not going to spend the money if it will be dead while I'm there. Thankfully I asked you guys soon enough. I'll have to contact American Airlines and see if I can change the dates or get a refund. Thanks for letting me know.

I've been browsing these forums for about a month and I never came across anything giving this information.

[MedellinGringo]

I'm definitely trying to get laid by 8's+. I've heard about a "mansion" and some strip clubs. This will be my first time traveling out of the country and I'm going solo. Any help is appreciated.

Thanks bros!

Probably only way you will get consistently laid during Holy week in Medellin is if you stay that the Mansion.

The women will be mostly 7's but a Colombian 7 is like a 9 to a lot of guys coming to Colombia for the first time.

You can also hit up the strip clubs after 11 pm if you don't hit it off with any of the women at the mansion bar.

Always make friends with all the mansion chicks whether you like them or not and add them to your facebook.

They all have friends that work and you can meet a ton of women through facebook using this method.

[Dickhead]

What's up guys I'll be in Medelland from March 25- April 2nd for "Holy Week" . I was originally flying to Bogotoa to meet my girlfriend but we broke up and I already bought my tickets. I don't speak any Spanish but I look Hispanic. I'm coming to you guys for advice on where to stay and what resources I can use online to set up some dates before I get there. I'm 24, and muscular build.

I'm definitely trying to get laid by 8's+. I've heard about a "mansion" and some strip clubs. This will be my first time traveling out of the country and I'm going solo. Any help is appreciated.

Thanks bros!

Where to stay would be in the US until Easter Week is over. It is the worst pain in the ass. Hotel rates triple and the hookers are reduced by 2/3. With zero Spanish you will be able to set up approximately zero dates before you get there, and I am fluent and would not be able to set up very many during Holy Week. Even if you throw your ticket away, you are better off coming some other week, because the prices will go up so much for everything.

Not just the worst week to be in Colombia, but the worst week to be anywhere Catholic. I am going to an undisclosed location with a different and undisclosed majority religion, but I have to be back on Easter to get to the next undisclosed location, and ALL the trains are sold out on Monday 2 April. ALL the hotels are outrageously expensive until 3 April, and it is all a big fucking mess.

It would be like a Muslim or a Jew showing up on Dec. 25 to find pussy in the US. It really would.

[ColombiaLover]

You are spot on, my man. Been with several of Yisela's friends. My description is the same. Yisela can be friendly and chatty. But don't expect any different level of service.

Yisela and her friends are Barrio rats trying to ask high end prices equal to more sophisticated pro model types. My experience with some of her friends has been nothing short of annoying. Pushy messages about how they will do anything and everything only to arrive and spend most of their time taking selfies, texting and just avoiding good interpersonal contact. Yisela I do not know personally, but my experiences with a couple of her friends is enough to know they are not the kind of company I call a good time. If anyone has a positive review on her, please share your experience and prove me wrong.

[Balboa]

What's up guys I'll be in Medelland from March 25- April 2nd for "Holy Week" . I was originally flying to Bogotoa to meet my girlfriend but we broke up and I already bought my tickets. I don't speak any Spanish but I look Hispanic. I'm coming to you guys for advice on where to stay and what resources I can use online to set up some dates before I get there. I'm 24, and muscular build.

I'm definitely trying to get laid by 8's+. I've heard about a "mansion" and some strip clubs. This will be my first time traveling out of the country and I'm going solo. Any help is appreciated.

Thanks bros!

Worse week of the year to be in Colombia!

Pay the fee, change tickets!

Read the friggin forums and posts muscle guy! LOL.

[MedellinGringo]

I am a newbie heading to Medellin this weekend. How much I should be paying Yisela. She quoted me 300 whereas other facebook chickas are at 150-200 range.

300 mill for what?

If it is for Todo la Noche. Going out. Doing what you want with her as many times as you want 300 is an OK price. If it is for a few hours she is charging you too much.

You need to make clear what you want and how long you want the chick.

[Local631]

What's up guys I'll be in Medellíand from March 25- April 2nd for "Holy Week" . I was originally flying to Bogotoa to meet my girlfriend but we broke up and I already bought my tickets. I don't speak any Spanish but I look Hispanic. I'm coming to you guys for advice on where to stay and what resources I can use online to set up some dates before I get there. I'm 24, and muscular build.

I'm definitely trying to get laid by 8's+. I've heard about a "mansion" and some strip clubs. This will be my first time traveling out of the country and I'm going solo. Any help is appreciated.

Thanks bros!

[JjBee62]

I've tried most of the massage places in Laureles and most were disappointing and overpriced. I've not tried Tantra, will get around to it. I've had the best luck with the strip clubs near the part in el centro. No issues with kissing or DATY, all the massage places had issues with this and either the girls wouldn't do it, it was an upsell or it took some convincing.

I've only been to Energy in Laureles, although I checked out The Secret Spa. The lineup was 4 girls with the best being below average. At Energy the only upsell I've had was a girl who wanted a beer. I'm at 100% on DATY, with no upsell, no hesitation, 50% on BBBJ and kissing. The price is high compared to the casas, not much higher compared to the strip clubs (80 k for a short 30 vs. 150 k for a full hour), but the environment is much better. Clean sheets, big room, nice shower vs. Sheets that are changed every other week, a floor you can grow potatoes on and a shower that's only different from being pissed on by a bull by lacking hot water and the lack of hairy balls in your face.

[Hasideas Tao]

I am a newbie heading to Medellin this weekend. How much I should be paying Yisela. She quoted me 300 whereas other facebook chickas are at 150-200 range.

Yisela and her friends are Barrio rats trying to ask high end prices equal to more sophisticated pro model types. My experience with some of her friends has been nothing short of annoying. Pushy messages about how they will do anything and everything only to arrive and spend most of their time taking selfies, texting and just avoiding good interpersonal contact. Yisela I do not know personally, but my experiences with a couple of her friends is enough to know they are not the kind of company I call a good time. If anyone has a positive review on her, please share your experience and prove me wrong.

[HappyButLookin]

I've tried most of the massage places in Laureles and most were disappointing and overpriced. I've not tried Tantra, will get around to it. I've had the best luck with the strip clubs near the part in el centro. No issues with kissing or DATY, all the massage places had issues with this and either the girls wouldn't do it, it was an upsell or it took some convincing.

I had some luck using Seeking Arrangements but that costs 90/ month. Found one diamond, on SA but also try Mileroticos, Photoprepagos or other websites. I also found a little spinner on Tinder (150 K), so I think you could have some luck with Tinder. I am an early 50 yr old guy so Tinder was a little strange me looking for 20+25 yr olds, but it was clear pretty fast that they were "scorts" and has a pre typed info page once you get them on Whatsapp with their prices and services.

I stay in Laurles and like Tantra Massage, 140 K for a full service hour (5-7 girls). I think you should not pay more than 150 K for service, lots will try to charge more for BBBJ, which to me is worth it.

Maybe bring some little gifts like Vic Secret panties or some of their sprays. If you find a girl you like and see her a second time, that small purchase of $5-10 will be well worth it..

[TechnoIT]

This will be my second trip, first time mongering. When I came last year (with girlfriend) the hotels were strict with outside visitors as they kept warning us without us requesting. Where are the best paces that allow visitors or dates?

Will anyone be in town next Wednesday? Thank you in advance!

[PaisaPorFavor]

Near calle 48 a.

Had to find me a new little spinner and one happened to be in laureles. Interesting part turns out the taxi drops me off a street over and I can't find the place. Well after cruising the block for a minute the police roll up. I'm pretty drunk and figure I am about to be hassled. These 2 upstanding gentlemen escort me a street over and to the apartment. They got a good laugh out of me forgetting the girls name. Anyway the session was great 130 k BBBJ, perfect body, and beautiful face. I was quite surprised. Checks all the boxes. Always a little sketchy to walk in a strange place like that but was well worth it. Cruised veracruz this morning and again nothing to my liking. Took some pictures of where the girls hang out but unsure if I should post.

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Where was the place in Laurles?

[Jbj64]

I had some luck using Seeking Arrangements but that costs 90/ month. Found one diamond, on SA but also try Mileroticos, Photoprepagos or other websites. I also found a little spinner on Tinder (150 K), so I think you could have some luck with Tinder. I am an early 50 yr old guy so Tinder was a little strange me looking for 20+25 yr olds, but it was clear pretty fast that they were "scorts" and has a pre typed info page once you get them on Whatsapp with their prices and services.

I stay in Laurles and like Tantra Massage, 140 K for a full service hour (5-7 girls). I think you should not pay more than 150 K for service, lots will try to charge more for BBBJ, which to me is worth it.

Maybe bring some little gifts like Vic Secret panties or some of their sprays. If you find a girl you like and see her a second time, that small purchase of $5-10 will be well worth it.

I am not much into the street girls and when I went to El Centro did not see many that caught my eye, and some TV so beware.

I stayed at Comfort Suite in Laurles and had 2 girls over they did not charge me more but they are a little more expensive than other hotels. There are tons of love motels that do short term rentals but with limited Spanish might be hard.

Try to get the girls onto Whats app then use the google translate and that will help alot.

I'm not a Mansion fan, but many guys swear by it. Here's a link for their website: http://hotelmedellinplaza.com/index.html.

I am a Facebook fan, but you need a little time to establish some contacts.

[Jbj64]

Where was the place in Laurles?

Had to find me a new little spinner and one happened to be in laureles. Interesting part turns out the taxi drops me off a street over and I can't find the place. Well after cruising the block for a minute the police roll up. I'm pretty drunk and figure I am about to be hassled. These 2 upstanding gentlemen escort me a street over and to the apartment. They got a good laugh out of me forgetting the girls name. Anyway the session was great 130 k BBBJ, perfect body, and beautiful face. I was quite surprised. Checks all the boxes. Always a little sketchy to walk in a strange place like that but was well worth it. Cruised veracruz this morning and again nothing to my liking. Took some pictures of where the girls hang out but unsure if I should post.