Medellin Reports

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Saturday, September 2, 2017.

Medellin.

My wingman and I arrived in Medellin from Bogota via VivaColombia, a Colombian national airline (flight was $29, but ended up being $54 after adding baggage and selecting seat. A lot like Spirit), at about 5:30 pm. I had made arrangements with Fernando for a pickup. The Medellin airport (MDE) is pretty small and simple, so, luggage was ready almost immediately. Since I was traveling domestically from Bogota, no Customs or Immigration crap. Sure as shit, Fernando had one of his workers waiting with a sign with my name on it. I was a little confused because the guy was with some tour company and tried to get me to sign some contract for "security" and "the car. " I politely refused that shit. Additionally, I hadn't asked about the price in advance and got stuck with an 80 mil pesos bill (ouch) for the ride. That was a ripoff, but, if you're going to be ripped off, its always on the taxi ride in, right?

Anyway, got to the apartment. One of Barry's Poblado Rentals (www.pobladorentals.com) in the heart of Parque Lleras. On Carrera 38 # 8 - 69.the building next to Sky Zone Bar with the word Tattoo in neon lighting on the building. Third floor, no elevator, no vehicle access on the street. No worries, only about a half a block walk. Location is 1 block from Hooters. Got to the apartment and the lady was there to explain everything about the apartment—TV / Cable, Washing Machine, Hot Water, locks, etc. (except the Hot tub. More on that later). Settled in and unpacked—clothes, red light, baby oil, lube, condoms, Nutella, body wash puff thingies for the girls, extra phone, list of places to go, personalized list of chicas with photos, Viagra and Cialis. Ready to go!

It was now time to meet up with the 4 other guys in our crew. 2 of them were occupied with girls, the other 2 were dragging ass, so wingman and I took off. Had a van meeting us a 7 pm (because we were supposed to have 6 people), first stop Loutron. Closes at 8 pm, right? Driver said no, it closed at 11 pm. So, we took our time, stopped at a Frisby's chicken halfway up the mountain (that's always a 20 minute commitment). By the time we got to Loutron, it was 8 pm and. They were closing! Fuck. What a waste of time! Loutron has eluded me every single time I have been to Medellin! Three separate times and now this. The driver suggested La Isla Club, which was on my "to do" list, so off we went. Of course, we were super early and none of the girls were out. The bouncers told us to come back at 10/10:30 pm. Not a good start for my newbie wingman, Medellin. He was getting discouraged, so I suggested we go back to Lleras, scoop up the other guys, then head back out later. We did, this time with 4 guys (me, wingman, frat brother, and dipshit). Dipshit was aptly named due to his ongoing propensity of holding everyone else up because he wasn't sure what he wanted to do and because he thought he was too good to pay for pussy and he just wanted to pull girls with his charm and good looks since he speaks Spanish. Possible yes, likely on a short, first trip, no. Hence his name—dipshit.

Anyway, we get to La Isla club and it was slow, but building. At peak, they probably ended up with about 25-30 girls. We all saw girls we liked, but I suggested they hold out to see the selection at Fase II, which also was less expensive. After waiting for our 5th guy, whom I'll call Clueless (because he 'lost' his phone and the last time he saw it was when he handed it to "his girl" the night before he passed out but wouldn't believe she stole it because she "said she didn't know where it was" we took off in the van to Fase II. By the way, van was 50 mil / hour. New clock started at 10 pm. After arriving at Fase II, smiles were in abundance. These were a bunch of city boys used to the strip club scene and liked the vibe at Fase II. It wasn't as good of an experience as I remembered the last time I was there (back in 2009), but it was a good time. We were joined by our 6th, whom I'll refer to as Old School (since he was the oldest at 59 years old). This night, I picked one (the only one whose name I can't remember) who sucked as far as personality. She had a great body, but a pretty hardened look that I chose to ignore (at my peril). She was very mechanical and gave no indication of being interested in faking like she was having a good time. She got me off after some very specific direction. She gave a decent BBBJ (with tip of course), but then wasted a lot of time between the BJ and putting the condom on to fuck, so my dick started going down with all the formality of it all. Then she didn't want to suck it some more. Tried that shitty handjob crap, with no lube. She was getting upset with me and I was getting upset with her. Finally, she pulled out some liquid caffeine shit and started rubbing that on my dick and nuts. I expected it to work fast, but I think, in reality, I just mellowed the hell out and focused on the stimulation. As it got semi-hard, she sucked the head a little bit to bring it to full erection, then put the condom on quickly and got on top. I finished in that position and neither of us said anything to each other as we cleaned up and got dressed. It was one of the most awkward fucks I ever had. But, to her credit, she got the job done.

Frat and wingman both pulled one shortly after I did, so I didn't catch their names either. I do remember that wingman's girl was black and really just not attractive by most standards. He said he felt sorry for her because he figured no one was going to pick her and thought she would perform well, which he later said she did. No one else pulled any girls. Dipshit was saying how great the girls looked, but he didn't want to pay. *****, you're in a strip club in Medellin! That's what you do. Anyway, on the way out, a few of us got some late night eats from the old lady with one criminal (crooked) tooth who says "mi amor" or "mis amores" in every sentence. I got an amazing grilled chicken and fries with a water for like 25-30 k pesos. By all accounts Fase II was a success. Would definitely repeat due to the volume and quality of the girls, despite my one bad apple. Total damage for 5 hours with this one van taxi was 200 mil pesos. Not terribly bad divided by 6 guys. But still a ripoff in my opinion. Lesson learned, I think if I am with a big group, we will just take two normal taxis and dismiss / call them back as needed rather than pay for them to wait around. Very much a waste of money. Back to Lleras at about 3:00 am.

La Isla (The Girls Club): Kilometer 5 via Las Palmas K28 and Las Palmas C16/20 girls / 10 k cover / 180 k /30 min, 250 k / HR.

Fase II: Carrera 44 # 30 – 27/30-40 girls / 10 k cover / 180 k /40 min, 100 k exit fee.

OH MY GOD!! Lleras at 3 am is the shit!! All the streets were crawling with women. Wingman and I were approached by two women within 5 feet of leaving the van. I jumped at the one with the nicer ass, leaving big girl for my wingman (I'm such a nice guy). The girl who I picked was named Andrea. She had sort of a chiseled face with about a 7. 5 in looks. Her ass was a perfect 10 though! That's all I saw. I asked her the price and she said 250. I said that is too much, nevermind. And she quickly dropped to 150 mil. I agreed and we were off to cross the street to the apartment. I thought wingman would keep shopping but, no, he took fat girl. So, we get to the spot and Andrea immediately commented on the bottles of Johnnie Walker, Patron, Hennessy, and Champagne we had on deck. I told her she needed a couple of tequila shots to get ready for what I was going to do to her. She sipped one 3 oz shot, then I made her take another one to the head. I downed two Hennessy shots and we were good. She went in and showered while I set the mood in the room. She came to the room in a towel and then dropped it to reveal an incredible ass. The rest of her was nice too. Good tits, but, nothing compared to that ass. It was enhanced, likely with tissue, not implants because it felt normal. She went to work on the BBBJ and did so with enthusiasm. I made her get in all fours so I could play with her ass. I felt she was still trying too hard and wanted her to relax, so, I made her lay down while I went down on her with all the enthusiasm I could muster. I got her pussy really wet with my saliva and her own juices and tortured her clit with my tongue as I held down her hands. I brought her just to orgasm, then (having secretly slipped on a condom) quickly slid into her. She felt for the condom and after about 5 strokes, she shuttered and came immediately. I let her complete her orgasm and gave her a couple of minutes to recover. I then had her get on top so I could grab two handfuls of that ass as she bounced up and down on my dick. I made her get in doggy and pounded that incredible ass to lazy doggy which is when I came. She was good about grinding back on me and throwing her ass back. If it wasn't for the fact that she STOLE MY FUCKING SOFT SOAP when she left, I would see her again. I'd probably see her anyway, it was just soap. But she must think I'm mad because I hit her up on WhatsApp and she responded, but then I think she blocked me. Oh well. Wingman apparently kicked fat girl to the curb after she took off her clothes and he saw all of her fat rolls. He said she tried to knock on my door for her amiga, but he stopped her. That's what a wingman is for! I have no doubt she would have tried to leave early if she knew her girl was leaving. Anyway, great ending to the first night in Medellin for me!

Sunday, September 3, 2017.

The next morning, the crew (all 6 of us) had breakfast at The Greek Connection of LOS Angeles Restaurant and Taverna (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UPp1zit8P4Y ; https://www.tripadvisor.com/Restaura...epartment.html) on Carrera 38. I was the last to join the group, but I was happy to see they were deeply engaged with two groups of American expats who were sharing their experiences in everything from real estate to food to economics to social interactions in Medellin. Finally, they were getting the on-the-ground intel on Medellin that I had been trying to relay to them for the last year or so. Breakfast was amazing at this restaurant! I would even say it was underpriced. I had eggs, bacon, hash browns and pancakes with orange juice and coffee for like 20 mil pesos (a little over $6). They may only do breakfast on the weekends as I tried during the week and they were closed two separate days. There was also a pretty sexy Venezuelan girl working there. Average face, slammin' body, and she spoke decent, humble English. She was a little insecure about her English, which I love in a woman. She is pictured in the second link above with the white and pink shirt.

From there, we hit the road early! Walked down toward the Exito near the Poblado Metro Station so some guys could change money, then jumped on the Metro to head to Acevedo Station and the Metro Cable. One way on the metro was 2300 pesos (about 78 cents) no matter your destination. I enjoyed watching the guys take in the city and the beautiful Paisas on the metro. Almost like a proud dad. LOL. Anyway, long story short, took the MetroCable all the way to Parque Arvi and these dipshits didn't want to get off and at least see what was outside of the station in the immediate vicinity of the park. I had heard there was some great food to be had there, but, oh well. As we headed back down the mountain and got back on the main metro, I suggested we stop off to do a casa run. After some convincing (really dudes? We got off at Prado Station (I think) and popped over to New Life. This was a great first casa for this group—a nice selection of 10-15 girls, mostly 8's, with a couple of 10's in my opinion. There were girls for every taste: a couple of darker skinned girls, tall girls, short girls, slim girls, thick / curvy girls, no FAT girls, most without tats, a couple with tats. All pretty darn hot. So as far as pricing, 40 k /15 min, 50 k /30 min, 65 k /45 min, 80 k /1 HR, up to 200 k /3 hrs. Most of the guys who made a selection 4/6, including me, went for the 30 min option. I chose Mariana, who had just the Paisa look I was looking for (apologies for the photo. But it was taken AFTER doing the deed so she looks a little disheveled). She was the last in the line-up and I didn't even need to think about who to choose. Now, initially, I told her I just wanted a BBBJ because I had to save my energy for an amiga. But, she got soooo damn sexy with that nearly 15 min BJ, that I HAD to fuck her. Her ass, those tits, and her amazing eye contact all but begged me to do it. So, I did, and it was a great experience. None of that trying to take control or being resistant crap that some casa girls try—she was down for all the positions and seemed to genuinely enjoy it. Anyway, I got a nut and so did she. End of story at New Life. Highly recommended!

New Life Sala de Masajes: Calle 56 # 43 – 39,2nd floor / 15 girls / Mon-Sat 9 am-8 pm Sun 10 a-6 pm.

Mariana (see photo).

I was hoping to visit at least one other casa, but these guys did not get the concept of fucking multiple girls in a short period of time. Especially since three of them were leaving the next day. No worries. I'm going to get mine! We got back to Poblado around 4 pm and grabbed some Frisby's chicken from Exito before heading back to Lleras. I generally spend as little as possible on food while on my trips and only indulge 2 or 3 times on big meals. Once back in the crib, I straightened up a bit, in preparation for my toda la noche with Iaraldine Gomez from FaceBook. I went to test out the hot tub, and oh guess what. No hot water! Called management and they had me troubleshoot a few things, none of which worked. After some Colombian runaround, I was told no one could be by to fix it until tomorrow (Monday). See'est la vie! No pampering for Iaraldine.

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Hmmm, what can I say about Iaraldine? Great fuck. Fucking flakey. Fucking fumes! Allow me to elaborate.

So, Iaraldine was at the top of my list do to her youthful look and flaca, but curvy body. I contacted her before I got to Medellin to confirm she worked Sundays and nights. She agreed to both, so, when I hit her up on Sunday morning, I requested a toda la noche. She was open and agreed to meet me at 8:00 pm. Despite having to catch a ride to a bus station, then a bus, then a taxi, she was on time! She says she lives out in San Antonio, which I guess is near the airport. Toda la noche price was 350. As soon as I reached in for a kiss. Shit got weird.

I could immediately smell the fumes of what could only be ascribed to a glue huffer. For the uninitiated, these are the folks you see late nights in El Centro breathing in glue fumes from plastic bags. As I began to talk to her, I knew she was going to be a challenge, though, I was up for it, as my numbers so far for the trip were a little low. She had a very low, depressed rate of speech and just seemed very disinterested in anything. Her body was certainly as advertised. I did need to verify her cedula, which verified that she was legal. 20 years old I think. More weirdness up next.

So, we get in the apartment and she immediately asks for the bathroom. Comes out, pupils dilated. Then she says, she thinks she should go. WTF? She had literally been in my apartment for 5 minutes! I am the most welcoming, calm dude a girl could want on one of these dates and yet, she was wanting to leave. So, sensing her potential still, I tried to alleviate her concerns. She said she was very far from home and she did not know this area. I told her to calm down and we could go get something to eat and a drink, then if she wanted to leave, she could. We did so, she calmed down and opened up a bit more, then we went back to the apartment. I realized that she has a great smile, which I complimented her on. She smiled a little more, which was good. She asked me if I had some Tussi, which is apparently a new twist on cocaine, its pink. I told her I didn't and we weren't going to have any tonight and she needed to stop with the glue while she was with me. She agreed. After I told her I could smell it on her breath. She had such a youthful demeanor, I almost felt bad being with her. She even asked me if it was okay to take a shit in the bathroom! I was like, yeah, please do, relax (I made her leave her purse and shit out of the bathroom so I knew she wasn't huffing). She took a shower afterwards, of course. Then came to bed naked.

All I can say is, her BBBJ skills were among the top I've ever experienced. She used the friction of her tongue against my head to another level. She told me she loved to do it and to just tell her when to stop. I had her go at it for a good 30 minutes before I stopped her. Then the real show started! I love that look of apprehension when I put a girl on her back and she knows I'm going to slide into her. She spread her legs open as wide as she could and I put a little lube on the outside (and inside) of the condom. She moaned and shivered as I entered and looked at me with a look that begged for mercy. I was gentle. At first. Her pussy is SOOOO tight. As I worked my way in, I got into a rhythm, which she began to match with her hip gyrations. I was in heaven. After awhile, she got on top, I guess factoring she would have more control over how much she would take. In her sexy little way, she began to ride, the head and about 2 inches of the dick and was showing amazing sensitivity as she did so. Eventually, I pulled her down so I could be deeper and she came pretty quickly after that. I didn't. So, I made her give me head until I came.

I fucked her again in the middle of the night in the spooning position, which she didn't resist at all. Then fucked her again in the morning. Apparently, as you can see in the photos, she takes it in the ass! I confirmed by asking her. I was turned off from attempting that based on her taking a shit right before sex. Could've been a nasty situation. She was not in a rush to leave the next morning, and slept until about 9 am. I had to sort of rush her out, because me and the fellas were going on a casa run. Total damage: 350 mil pesos. Despite the glue issues, and asking for cocaine, I liked her. She was very respectful, very trusting, and good at what she was hired to do. She never told me 'no' only asked me to be careful and occasionally repositioning. I gave her that because of her small, slim stature. Would I repeat? Oddly. Yeah, I think so. I think she's lost, but not bad, if that makes sense. Its a gamble, I know, but with proper security all that is minimalized (to an extent). The fact that she was on time, is an accomplishment in and of itself. Enjoy the pics and video (yes, I had a red light on in the room. Because I'm a damn freak)!

Monday, September 4, 2017.

Sad to say, most of today was a loss. I had to go to the Migracion Colombia (immigration) office to register my visa and apply for my cedula. Before I left the apartment, I followed up to make sure the hot tub water was going to be fixed. Before going to the immigration office, I had to find a place to do a blood sampling to determine my blood type (even though I know it already). After that was done, I go to the immigration office and the rent a cop dude says that I needed to have an appointment because walk in hours are only between 8-9 am. He said I needed to go on the website to request an appointment and show him the confirmation number. So, I got on my phone and tried to do so, but I could not get my photo of my passport to upload as the form only accepted PDF uploads. Grrrr! Not to be deterred, I came up with another plan. I told him I was flying out to my country tomorrow and had to get my visa registered before I left. It almost worked. He went inside to ask. Came back and said I needed to show him proof of my flight. Damn, that's pretty smart. Not to fear, I 'merica-the my way past that by modifying the dates of the confirmation email on my return flight and voila! I was allowed to enter. Little did I know what I was getting myself into. Once I got in and presented my passport, I was told to wait for my name to be called. After about 15-20 minutes, I began to notice that no one was doing anything. Nothing. This is Colombia though, so I didn't think much of it. Then, one of the guys working there made a brief announcement that I only vaguely understood. After about an hour, I was getting a little antsy as no one was being called up anymore and the workers, from what I can tell, were just standing around joking and playing on their cell phones. Finally, I commented to a nearby English speaker, who was actually Cuban, who told me that the announcement was that the systems were down nationwide and they couldn't do anything until they were back up. If I got into the office at 11 am, I wasn't seen until about 3 pm. Talk about a WASTE of a day! I could've fucked at least 2 girls in that time. Oh well, at least it's done! Cedula should be ready soon.

Migracion Colombia: Calle 19 # 80 A – 40 Barrio Belen La Nubia.

While I was at Immigration, a few of the guys went to one of the malls and said they saw some nice eye candy. But nobody pulled anything! I was very disappointed in them!! Two of the guys were catching the midnight-ish JetBlue flight out of Medellin, one departed earlier in the day, which left me with two guys (frat and dipshit) besides myself. By the way, the hot tub hot water couldn't be fixed until early the next morning now. Grrrr! The three of us decided to give Loutron a try. This was at about 10:00 pm and the place was closing at 11:00 pm. Picked up a taxi in Parque Lleras after asking multiple drivers, specifically, if they knew where Loutron was (because it is difficult to find if unfamiliar). If a driver hesitated or seemed like he was going to BS his way into finding it, I passed. Finally, a taxi driver said he knew where it was. Well, he lied. To his credit, he got us 75 percent of the way there, then I plugged the address into GoogleMaps and got us 90 percent of the way there. A wrong turn into a private, guarded lot and asking for the place directed us to the first left down the hill. When the taxi arrived at Loutron, we asked the bouncers if there were girls. After confirming there were, we got out. When we entered, we were told there were only 3 girls available—all the rest were busy! Well, shit, we're here. Presenta las chicas! They ended up presenting 5 girls, all pretty nice looking. However, the price point of 280 k / hour was more than any of us was willing to pay, given the alternatives. Perhaps a wider selection would have yielded a different choice. We were told 3 pm is the best time to go. My intent was to try 3 pm on Tuesday or Wednesday.

Loutron Spa: Calle 16 a Sur # 9 e – 500/10-15 girls / 275 k per hour Mon-Thurs 12 noon-11 pm Fri-Sat 12 noon-8 pm.

So, we ended up popping over to La Isla Club which wasn't that far away. We ordered a media bottle of Jack Daniels and Coca Cola for the 3 of us. Just enough to keep the waiter from bothering us. We were already aware of the quality of this place, but there appeared to be fewer girls in the lineup than on Saturday night. I noticed an angel among demons. Her name was Yuli. And I was in love! Another typical paisa. Fair skin, jet black hair, dark eyes, and a body to kill for—hers was on the curvy side versus the slim side. Read that as big tits. Full see cups and two nice chunks for an ass, with a flat stomach and no fat on her sides or back. I called her over to talk to her, get to know her. I let her order a drink (and she ordered the cheapest thing). I let her run down the prices and I debated whether to bite the bullet, but decided that this morsel would best be enjoyed in a non-rushed environment. So, I got her number to coordinate things for the next night. No one else pulled the trigger on campus either, not sure if anyone got numbers. No matter, I knew I was going to get this girl tomorrow and I wasn't going to pay the 600 mil she was asking for!

I had an appointment with Andrea Paniagua for a toda la noche that night.

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Andrea Paniagua.

I don't have much to say about this girl. She was average to me. I think she had an average face, she was 32 or 34 years old, I don't remember. She had an average body, not bad, just not amazing. I guess there were two things about her that got my attention. Her eyes / lips combination and the the fact that she was very persistent in asking me to choose her and caught me during a time when I felt I was behind in where I wanted to be and didn't feel like going out. So, here goes.

I contacted Andrea before I arrived in Medellin, so we had established everything beforehand. I started with 300 mil, she asked for 400 mil, we met in the middle at 350 mil. She was supposed to meet me in front of Hooters at 11:00 pm, ended up not meeting up until 12:20 am. Needless to say, I was a bit upset by that point, but ready to fuck.

She had a very pleasant, happy attitude and personality. Very open and friendly. I think it was raining when she arrived. Her face was very well made up and she had obviously made an effort into her appearance. I said she had an average face, but I guess she was attractive for a 30 something in Medellin. Her midsection was a bit boxy, but she had a nice bubble butt worth examining. Once we got in the apartment, we started undressing immediately to get out of the wet clothes. She really gives off the past girlfriend open to sex vibe. Not overly sexual, but not avoiding the inevitable either.

OH MY GOD!! This girl has the longest tongue I've ever seen! That tongue is worth the price of admission. Her BBBJ skills were incredible and you could feel her tongue doing its thing. She made a good effort at Deep Throating which was entertaining, but her need to recover from the gagging kinda killed the vibe. She was an average fuck, with average tits and an average ass, but she was cute and did a great blowjob. I fucked her enough to cum, but after that, I think we were both too tired by this point at night. I tried to get another one in the middle of the night, but she was resistant, which put me out of the mood. We fucked a little bit in the morning and I made her finish me off with a 15 min BBBJ and that snake tongue of hers! I might repeat just for the BJ, but definitely not an all nighter. I'd probably put her at a 6. 5-7. 0/10 only because she resisted the mid-night fuck. If not, she might be a 7. 5-8. 0. I'd say if you're an older guy. 50+, she's probably a good match, but if you like to fuck a lot, she was not the one for that, but YMMV.

One note that I left out of the report on her, was that shortly after her arrival, we went to dinner at Basilica Restaurant. Food was pretty good. I had lasagna, I don't remember what she had.

Basilica Restaurant: Cra. 38 #8 a-42.

Tuesday, September 5, 2017.

So, today, after Andrea left, I met up with frat and dipshit. I cooked my breakfast in the apartment, they went to a little café nearby, the'andre Restaurant and Café. Food looked pretty nice, but they said the service took a very long time for everything. Off we went for a casa run. This was at about 12:30 pm—these guys were really late starters. I had an appointment at 2 pm in my apartment, so, it was on them if they wanted to limit how much I can show them. While I was out, management had repaired the hot water issue with the hot tub. Me and the fellas took the metro to Aiffe first. They had a decent lineup of about 6-7 girls. All in the 7-8 range, but we all felt like there were probably better options out there. If I was alone, I probably would have gotten a BJ, maybe even the 2 girl option. This is also where we met the smoothe and ever so debonnaire REALKEWL (shout out). He gave us his views on Medellin and mongering in the area and was just—real cool about the life in the city of eternal spring. Definitely reinforced my desire to relocate here. He suggested Sexys Fantasias, as it was relatively nearby. So, we were off.

Aiffe Sala de Masajes: Calle 57 # 43 – 27/8 girls / 37 k /30 min, 49 k /50 min, 2 girls for 67 k /30 min / Mon-Thurs 10 am-8 pm Fri-Sat 10 am-9 pm Sun 11 am-5 pm.

These two guys I was with were not prepared to monger. They had no cellular plan that would work in country, other than wi-fi. To me, I need constant data access to be able to take care of business. I have Verizon as my carrier and am on their unlimited everything plan. I'm signed up for their International Travel Pass, which, for $10/ day gives you the same unlimited access as you have in the states. I have never had any service issues in Bogota, Medellin, Panama City, Rio de Janeiro, Sao Paulo, Santo Domingo, Puerto Plata, or Sosua. Otherwise, you really need to know how the address system works and have a printout of the places you plan to go. I tried to explain the addresses, but I don't think they were paying attention.

Anyway, we ended up at Sexys Fantasias. It was a disappointment, unfortunately. Actually, out of the 5 girls, 2 were doable. Easily. Almost 8's I'the say. They all just seemed so miserable and did not have good attitudes. Then, once we decided to leave, the mamasan told us we needed to pay for a beer or for the presentation (4000 pesos). Okay, fine. But then, one of the better looking chicas storms out of the back with an attitude and repeats the same thing. We were all looking at each other like, WTF? So, we got some brews and split that joint.

Sexys Fantasias 2: Carrera 47 # 53 – 42 1st floor / 5 girls / 32 k /30 min, 45 k /45 min, 60 k /1 HR, 100 k+TLN / Mon-Sat 10 am-7:30 pm Sun 11 am-5 pm.

I walked the guys over to New Life, where I left them so I could meet my 3 pm appointment. Dahiana Franco.

I was supposed to meet Dahiana at Hooters, so I tried to get a table there, but, given that it was the Colombia-Brazil Soccer game (ended up tied 1-1), they were packed. The only thing available was group tables, so, I joined up with another guy, who spoke English (ended up being a JetBlue employee based out of FLL who splits his time in Medellin). Cool dude to talk to and gave some great insight into the non-pro scene and the importance of the girls seeing you as a regular guy and not just a foreigner / ATM machine. He really reiterated the need to break into social circles. He called over another guy who he said has "all the bitches" who is some sort of doctor back in South Florida. Name starts with the, but I don't want to out his actual name on here, though I expect he may be a member.

There were at least three Hooters girls that could be serious girlfriend material. Very, very sweet and sexy girls—a few English speakers. The ones I connected with seemed very genuine and I did not even approach them with a pay for play scenario. Has anyone had success with any of the Hooters girls after hours? Did it take much? Wouldn't want to out any names on here to make sure no one loses their job (that's what PMs are for).

After going back to the apartment to recharge, I stepped out across from my apartment to this little bar / disco on the corner of Carrera 38 and Calle 8 a (sorry, I can't recall the name). A couple of chicas caught my eye. They were apparently working girls, because when they left, the tout working the corner was telling them to hurry back because there was a potential customer (me) and he didn't want me to leave. A couple of small groups came in after them. Usually 1 guy and several girls. Seems to be the norm for girls going out in groups. As I nursed a rum and coke, JetBlue homie from Hooters popped up! Cool shit, good to have some company that isn't trying to get me to buy something. So, we talked more about bitches, while he waited for a text to meet up with his girl for the night and I waited for mine.

I now had an interesting dilemma; Yuli, from La Isla was on her way for a TLN at 10 pm, but Dahiana wanted to come by at 9 pm for a short time session. I wanted to see Dahiana more than anything, but I surely didn't want to turn away my all night angel Yuli. So, I decided to keep them both—rush through my appointment with Dahiana, and stall Yuli once she arrived (luckily, I told Yuli to meet me at Hooters rather than give her my address). Really, it was the only respectable option I had! To make matters worse, a decently attractive, busty 38 year old Colombian civilian lady approached us and started talking. She was very friendly and obviously very drunk. My friend excused himself for his date and I entertained drunk Colombian lady. She threw out every possible signal that she wanted to fuck. And I was unavailable. Had it been any other prepago who was enroute to my apartment, I would have just stood them up and took the free fuck. But, I really wanted these two girls! So, I dutifully took down the civilian girl's number as she blabbered on about nothing. Meanwhile, I'm getting text updates from Dahiana. Next thing I know, she texts that she's at my door. I look over and sure as shit, she's standing there! I excuse myself from drunk lady and make my way over to the apartment building. My incredible night was about to begin!

https://www.facebook.com/dahiana.loaiza

Okaaaay! So, this is my first reporting from last week's trip to Bogota and Medellin. I can think of no better way to kick it off than with reporting on one of the most TOTAL packages I have ever encountered. In a word. Insatiable.

First off, I must say, there were no signs of any drug use, excessive surgery or anything other than an intensely hot and passionate Colombiana with the sensitivity of a virgin and the body of a true porn star. She may have breast implants, but if so, they are very well done and are surely not a reason to pass. Her lips seemed very natural as I sucked on them throughout the night!

Now, I have to say, this was an 8:30 pm appointment that started out as a 3:00 pm appointment. Although constantly in communication, she called me from the taxi, I could hear the tell-tale crappy taxi radio music and numerous horns honking and outside noise. She told me she needed to turn around and let her mom into the house because the mom forgot her keys. This was about an hour after I had been waiting (about 4:00 pm). I was a little upset, but didn't want to burn the bridge. I just told her to let me know when she would be available again. Surprisingly, she contacted me at about 6:00 pm and said she could come by at 9:00 pm. I asked her to make it 8:30 pm because of a previous engagement, and she did. Not about to wait around for her, I was out and about and actually at a club across the street from my apartment having drinks outside. As I was entertaining a drunk Colombian lady (or rather, she was entertaining me), I noticed a very well-dressed woman standing in front of the door to my building. Odd, since the door is always open. I looked at my phone and she had texted me that she was in-fact at my door. I quickly dismissed the drunk Colombiana and rushed over to let her up. Gentlemen.

Her smell was alluring. A faint fragrance that smelled like sweet berries infused with an alluring perfume.

Her dress was immaculate. From her strappy, heeled sandals which showed her perfectly pedicured toes to her modest, yet sexy pants and snow white flared shirt, incredibly attended to makeup and carefully teased hair.

Her eyes and smile gave off an incredibly sexy contradiction of fear and seduction.

I knew from the first embrace and besos that this girl would be incredible! And I was right.

As we entered the apartment, I offered her a drink: Tequila, Whiskey, Vodka or Cognac, all of which she declined in favor of ice water. She was more than willing to engage in small talk and began to apologize profusely for the problem with her mother earlier. I had to cut it off and move to the main event, as I had a toda la noche en route from Bello for a 10:00 pm apartment. As I started to undress, she followed suit. While I always insist on a girl taking a shower before sex, I did not dare wash away the alluring essence of this beauty. I was confident in her self-hygiene and needed to get to business ASAP.

She started with an expected BBBJ, which I never asked for, but was pleased with. Not as much tongue as I would have liked, but definitely enthusiastic, rhythmic and without pain (from her teeth). From there, I strapped up and threw her into missionary so that I could look into her amazingly innocent-looking eyes and beautiful face as I grinded away. I was in heaven as I listened to her moans and whimpers in response to each change in stroke. I could feel her body shiver as she tried to adjust to my size at different angles. Whether she was faking or not, it was VERY convincing. Feeling myself about to bust, I flipped her to doggy and began to pound her ass relentlessly. Oh. That ass! Fellas, I don't know if I can accurately describe how perfect it was. It is much better than what you see on her porn videos. Certainly, she has worked it out, as it is firm, yet not too muscular. It has just enough cushion to sink your fingers in about a half inch. No ass implants here. Her ass is perfectly proportionate to the rest of her body and flows perfectly to her legs which have the same level of firmness and being worked out. Again, she was amazing vocal and responsive without the idea of her faking even entering my mind. Again, being close to climax, I laid on my back and had her on top in cowgirl. This was perfect, as I could admire her gorgeous face and body with my hands on her ass. My favorite is to have the girl lean forward and bounce / twerk her ass on my dick, while I watch the ass jump with my hands on her waist. Her skill at this was amazing. Knowing that she understood English, I started talking shit to her, which must've gotten in her head, because she screamed, whimpered, and gushed all over me, which made me cum as well. She collapsed on top of me, shivering. Definitely one of the top 3 experiences of my life! We chilled for about 10 minutes and then I got up and started to clean up, to which she followed suit. Total damage: 200 mil pesos. She says she will be in Spain in October, when I asked to see her again then for a toda la noche. Not sure when she's leaving, but, she should DEFINITELY be the next girl you contact! She doesn't answer WhatsApp messages from people she doesn't know and says that any new friends should contact her on FaceBook first. Good luck and enjoy the pics (the white top, black pants outfit is what she was wearing her night with me)!

After I watched Dahiana's sexy ass walk away, I cleaned the apartment really quickly and left to meet Yuli. She was waiting in a taxi in front of Hooters dutifully, albeit with me being 30 minutes late. She was a real sweetheart. When we got to the apartment, I offered her a drink, which she accepted (whiskey) and asked if she was hungry, which she declined. I asked her to shower while I prepared her surprise. She seemed a little resistant and suspicious but she went into the bathroom for like 5 min, then came out. Well, she saw that I was lighting candles, turning on music and filling the hot tub and let out a big scream with an amazing smile and complied with going back into the bathroom. She came out with her oversized towel, shyly wrapped around her body. Okay, this is going to get mushy. With the music playing, I put my hands on the sides of her face and kissed her and she dropped her towel and was standing completely naked in front of this (see photo) hot tub. She then undressed me and we helped each other into the hot tub. Without exchanging many words, I could tell she appreciated the effort and that I would be well-rewarded. As soon as we sat in the tub, she positioned herself to service me. She wanted to give me a massage, when I declined, she wanted to give me a blow job, which I also declined. I wanted her to relax and enjoy the experience. I positioned her laying between my legs with her head resting on my chest. I caressed her breasts and her clit and enjoyed watching her reaction. Then I positioned myself to go down on her, which she really enjoyed. The music that was playing seemed to be perfect for every moment we had that night. She ended up forcing me down and giving an enthusiastic blowjob. She was in the mix! She had completely lost control. She jumped on top of my dick (without the condom) and rode me for about 30 seconds before she got her senses back and asked me to get a condom. I tried to keep it going, but she insisted. So, anyway, we fucked like drunk monkeys for the next couple of hours in bed then fell asleep. We covered all the positions, I can't say which position was my favorite because she was really so good in each position and I genuinely enjoyed her company! I woke her up in the middle of the night, which was probably about 3 am, going down on her, then fucking her in lazy doggy. That was a quickie with that ass! She woke me up at about 7:30 with a BJ, which was slow and sensual. Just what you need to get going in the morning. She then cleaned up and said she had to go. I paid her 400 mil for the night, which included her taxi to and from Bello. Which I thought was great for the quality of girl she was. She declined breakfast and was off! Another of Colombia's finest, off after giving me an amazing experience.

Yuli – La Isla Club.

Wednesday, September 6, 2017.

Today was a slow day, in fact, it ends up being the only day I didn't get laid. I ended up convincing frat and dipshit to walk down to Oviedo Mall, BodyTech, and EAFIT. It was another beautiful day in Medellin. The mall was pretty quiet in general. Not a lot of eye candy to speak of. Is this the best mall for eye candy? Where would be best? What time? BodyTech was an awesome gym. The young woman who gave us a tour was average looking, but I could see her being fun out on the town. I got her number, though I'm not sure if it is her work number or cell number. She seemed very interested in knowing about my schedule for every day I was in Medellin and kept asking if I was married or had a girlfriend or kids. We took the walk from BodyTech to the Language School of EAFIT, but we couldn't get in because dipshit didn't have an ID. We were just going to walk around the campus, maybe inquire about Spanish classes and look at some eye candy, which we saw plenty of, even from the gate of the campus. Took a taxi back to Lleras.

I had summoned a FB girl named Paola Correa (https://www.facebook.com/paola.correa.1614) over to my apartment, but when she showed, she did not look as nice in person. She had a low cut top, which showed saggy breasts with stretch marks and she had a bigger head (weird, right?) than in her pics. I just didn't feel like trying too hard, so I made up an excuse that the management was repairing something in the apartment, so I gave her 40 mil for her troubles. She said thank you, turned around, and left! Thank God, no drama.

I pretty much chilled for the rest of the day. Management came by again to look at the hot tub after I told them the jets didn't work when I used it the previous night. They said it couldn't be fixed that day. Long story short. Me and the fellas had dinner at Angus Brangus. Food was great! I had the Trio Carne (three types of steaks), with mashed potatoes, a salad, calamari, a shrimp appetizer and a media carafe of sangria. I think my total damage was about 80 k pesos. It was really a nice place and I wish I had a nice girl there to share dinner with instead of these two knuckleheads. But, we bro'the out and reminisced on our experiences, though were a bit anxious about getting through FLL ahead of Hurricane Irma.

Once we took the taxi back to Lleras, I walked around Parque Lleras a bit and went into Gusto's for the first time. It began to get pretty filled by 11 pm or so. Now, I wasn't really sure what to expect at Gusto's—are all the girls available there? Or, is it a mix and you need to take caution in your approach? I was actually surprised at the size of the crowd for a Wednesday. But, I ended up going home alone, which wasn't sooo bad, just a little disappointing. None of the girls there were outwardly showing that they were available, but I wasn't really putting out the most welcoming vibe either. I think it was just time to get home!

Thursday, September 7, 2017.

https://co.mileroticos.com/escorts/h...05067/8392687/

MARIA FERNANDA.

Maria Fernanda has the distinction of being the last girl I banged on my last trip to Medellin! I found her on Mileroticos.com among a few others, but she was the only one who was ready when I was. She has a great body, with massive (though operated) tits. A point of note, one breast (the left one) is bigger than the other, she says because her baby favored the smaller one and rejected the larger one, which affected the tissue or some such shit.

Anyway, I texted her at about 7:30 am and asked if she could do a 9:00 am appointment in Lleras. She said she could do 9:30. My taxi was due to pick me up at 11:30, so that would be great. I could get a solid 1 1/2 hours of boning in as I left paradise! At 9:30, of course, she wasn't there and said she had just left her house. Not good. Said she would be there by 10 am. Okay, salvageable, right? At 10, I asked her where she was. She was on the Metro! Universidad station. She then would need to catch a taxi to my apartment. Not good.

She didn't end up showing at my apartment until 11:00 am. I rescheduled my taxi for 12 and figured I'd make the best of it. She showed up looking great! Nice, thick curvy body, long hair and a cute face with nice juicy lips (the better for sucking with). I told her I had to take a taxi soon to the airport and she seemed to genuinely feel bad that she had taken so long. She realized that she was going to have a limited time, but did not give me a shortened experience. She started with the BBBJ which was incredible! She did it from different angles, with various rhythms and very sloppy. I enjoyed watching her juicy lips pressing and pulling on my pipe. She thought I wanted to go to doggy immediately, but I had to have her on top to watch those huge tits bouncing as she rode my dick. I pulled out a little baby oil and greased those babies up. Of course, I enjoyed watching her ass bounce on my dick as well. From there, I went to doggy, where I finished after giving her a good pounding.

She was a very nice, sweet girl with a great body and a true desire to please. I gave her a bunch of stuff from my kitchen which I had left over, as well as some soap, condoms, and other stuff. I asked her if she smoked weed, to which she responded yes. I told her I didn't but am more open to trying it, to which she smiled. I told her I want her to break me in with my first joint next time and she agreed. I would definitely see her again! I would even bring her a gift or two just because she seems so genuine. One of the most "on the border" non-pro girls I have ever met. She is a sweetheart, treat her right and she'll be good to you!

Maria Fernanda – Mileroticos.com.

[Knowledge]

I'm with you. I find Centro all around more convenient. Sure, I break it up with visits to Lleras and Poblado but usually if I'm bringing a girl out not looking for one. It's a quick ride over to Laureles for nicer restaurants and clubs. In the daytime it's not unusual to see foreign tourists around Junin shopping and of course in Plaza Botero and the museum. I don't see so many out at night of course. I guess it boils down to whether you go to Medellin to experience the country or to experience the Mansion. If it's about English vs. Spanish you can order English uber and stay at any of the bigger hotels, they all have English speaking reception staff. You can get robbed in any language LOL!

I stay in Centro because that's where most the chica's are. Most the Casa's, most strip clubs and food and stores everywhere. Only time I leave is to go to FaseII so I can pay out the nose for drinks. LOL. But I am fluent in Spanish and have lived in worst places in Central America.

[Knowledge]

Yes, correct.

And the guy is released immediately or in an hour.

[El Mechanico]

This one chica used to make me laugh. She'd walk right up to me at the airport grab my phone, unlock it because at the time I only had a pattern security lock, and she'd go through all my fucking whatsapp and emails making note of ANY females. Once she was satisfied I'd get a big hug. I'll never forget her. Complete nut. She did teach me basic Spanish though because she only knew two words of English. But these days they only need to speak cock and I'm happy.

Was her name Ann from S. La?? No wait, you're talking about a Colombiana. Perfect description of my ex-fiance. One of the reasons I started mongering! Ha.

El Mechanico.

[Mr Enternational]

You wouldn't have gotten along with this chica. A sense of humor is required.

Did you likewise take her handbag and go through it while you both were giggling like school girls? I am a grown man; I don't play those types of games. A woman is going to respect me and respect my belongings. And I offer her the same in return. Shit starts off as funny and cute and eventually makes its way to sad. (Same as the chick you thought was so funny that she would play with her phone while you were fucking her. Total disrespect if you ask me. She keeps pushing eventually deciding she can make you send rent money to her before she even meets up with you. Why not? You let her get away with other shit.)

You got to nip that shit in the bud when it is starting to happen. But of course many guys will let it go unchecked because they are afraid of losing out on the pussy. The reason women are able to run over men the way they do is because men let them. It did not happen overnight. It snowballed.

I picked up a chick in the Dominican Republic from her house. I had my tablet connected to the radio. She decided she wanted to pick my tablet up. I told her once, do not touch my things while taking it out of her hands. Maybe she thought I was joking because she picked it up again. I pulled the car over and put her out and deleted her from my phone. I can guarantee that she will not be trying that bullshit with the next guy. You're welcomed next guy.

[YippieKayay]

And you allowed this? I do not need a lock on my phone because women know not to touch my shit.

You wouldn't have gotten along with this chica. A sense of humor is required.

[Mr Enternational]

This one chica used to make me laugh. She'd walk right up to me at the airport grab my phone, unlock it because at the time I only had a pattern security lock, and she'd go through all my fucking whatsapp and emails making note of ANY females

And you allowed this? I do not need a lock on my phone because women know not to touch my shit.

[PepolesBuddy]

Don't know how up to date this info is but they list 2 swingers clubs on this site:

http://colombia.adultsearch.com/medellin/swingers-club

Are you able to elaborate? Are they similar to the reports in Bogota?

[YippieKayay]

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Doesn't mean you're a low life cause you're not planning on giving her a ring one day.

We all know there are the pure putas.

They want quick sex, and "dame tu plata", LOL.

There are the girls looking for the "rich" boyfriend too of course.

Boyfriends you mean, hahaha.

Yes, there are perfectly non-pro chicas who want a foreign boyfriend. They will usually complain that Colombian men treat them badly. They're not expecting any financial support either. I'm not sure about the whole balcony anal sex thing someone else posted but picking up normal Colombian women is not hard if you put in a little effort. I mostly don't see the point unless you live there. Guaranteed she'll be unfaithful within the first three months but expect you to be super faithful and double check your shit everytime you visit for any hint of another woman.

This one chica used to make me laugh. She'd walk right up to me at the airport grab my phone, unlock it because at the time I only had a pattern security lock, and she'd go through all my fucking whatsapp and emails making note of ANY females. Once she was satisfied I'd get a big hug. I'll never forget her. Complete nut. She did teach me basic Spanish though because she only knew two words of English. But these days they only need to speak cock and I'm happy.

[Wolf662]

Any of you lads have any information on the swing clubs in Mde? Are they like the ones described in the reports in Bogota? Any shared information would be great I. E, name, location, contact, atmosphere, how things work etc. Thanks.

Don't know how up to date this info is but they list 2 swingers clubs on this site:

http://colombia.adultsearch.com/medellin/swingers-club

[HBoy54]

Any of you lads have any information on the swing clubs in Mde? Are they like the ones described in the reports in Bogota? Any shared information would be great I. E, name, location, contact, atmosphere, how things work etc. Thanks.

There are a few on "the list".

[PepolesBuddy]

Any of you lads have any information on the swing clubs in Mde? Are they like the ones described in the reports in Bogota? Any shared information would be great I. E, name, location, contact, atmosphere, how things work etc. Thanks.

[Queens35]

If I go out to a club, buy a few drinks, dance, turn on the charm and end up going home with some girl, that's reasonable and understandable. We were both looking for the same thing in a place where people go to find that specific thing.

If I go on a website, which is specifically for compensated dating, where, except for the fake accounts, every woman is expecting some type of compensation, what should I expect to find? Maybe, if I'm incredibly handsome and charming a rare one will decide to say "fuck it, I'll do him for free", but the rest will stick to their game for either short-term or long-term compensation.

This is why people are skeptical. It's like walking into McDonald's and getting a free filet mignon.

I'm curious how many times he got cussed out, spit on or slapped? I live and work with Colombian women, mostly from upper middle to upper class families. If I had sex with any of them, and then handed them 100 k, the price of dinner and drinks for 2, none of them would ever talk to me again. One of them would probably try to kill me.

Exactly my point! Gracias.

[Queens35]

Anyone want to give me a name of a Facebook girl so I can scroll through friends of friends so I can set up for my next trip to Medellin please?

Befriend "La Vanee Restrepo". She doesn't really go out with guys unless she likes them she told me (I did her earlier this year, she was ok not great, no GFE, and is a little too thin for me, except for a big ass and big fake tits) but she "helps" other chicas find clients. She has at least 100 chicas that she can hook you up with. She even has a Whatsapp group where she sends daily new pics of chicas she "manages". Many are smoking hot, and mostly spinner types and look 18-24.

MAKE SURE TO ASK THEM TO BRING THEIR ID AND CHECK IT CAREFULLY. ANYTHING SEEMS OFF, NEXT!

[Queens35]

I stay in Centro because that's where most the chica's are. Most the Casa's, most strip clubs and food and stores everywhere. Only time I leave is to go to FaseII so I can pay out the nose for drinks. LOL. But I am fluent in Spanish and have lived in worst places in Central America.

Yep, that's why I said "usually". Many new guys just want to spend as little as possible and they know about 4 words of spanish and want to hang in centro. No good. Not sure I'd be hanging out in centro if I didn't speak Spanish.