Medellin Reports

[Wolf662]

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

"Medellin is now considered safer than the US cities of Baltimore, St. Louis, Detroit and New Orleans."

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Medell%C3%ADn#Crime.

It may depend on what you are used to also, if you live in a high-priced gated community suburb in the US it may seem dangerous. If you've been around Latin America enough it seems normal.

In the day, the busy streets seem perfectly safe to me, I am sure their are some muggings and pickpockets, but that's true in most big cities.

I've walked to and from the Centro strip clubs at 1 am, but it's only a block or 2 from my hotel, some of the side streets do look a little iffy.

One date took me on a 2 am smoke run in a cab somewhere in Centro and it was pretty scary outside, no Kandahar but I didn't want to get out of the cab. LOL. Lots of weirdos and homeless vagabonds, one 50 yo+ lady walking down the middle of the road in bra and panties, that was a little bizarre.

I have done many laps of the redlight blocks (vid links a few pages back) with no problems. But I don't wear a expensive watch or have a Nikon around my neck, or flash a wad or Galaxy 8, also don't dress up unless I am taking a cab to FaseII, dress more like I am on my way to Home Depot.

[UltraHappy]

I am lost again on this. In the strip clubs that I go to, chicks go on stage and put shaving cream all over their body then get a guy and rub all of their private parts on his face leaving the shaving cream all over him. I actually have pictures with some of the chicks' panties on my head. They also do lesbian shows with the shaving cream. They also have contests. They have a guy come on stage and see how long it will take to make him cum by either riding his dick or sucking him off while he is sitting in a chair. What kind of wild stage show does it take for you guys? Are you wanting them to bring up farm animals as well?

I admit to only having a little experience in Medellin. They do this stuff in the Colombian strip clubs? I did not know that.

What are the top three strip clubs in Medellin that feature these kinds of shows? I mean, is this public blow job a regular thing in the Colombian strip clubs? How often does this occur? Never heard about that or seen it in Medellin.

I wouldn't mind dropping by 1 or 2 of these spots during my next trip down there.

[Mr Enternational]

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

It escapes me as well. I used to live in Rio. Years ago I was walking downtown at dusk and saw a homeless guy breaking out someone's driver's side car window with a broomstick. I didn't say shit to him. I just kept walking past. Other than that I have witnessed nothing. Not to say that it is impossible for something adverse to happen. Back in January I walked from 4X4 to Lapa alone at 10 pm. Again, I didn't see shit and nobody said shit to me.

When walking in downtown Medellin at night all I have seen are a few dope fiends. Never seen them bothering anyone though. As a matter of fact, when we made the video and took the pictures of one of them a couple of years back, we were probably bothering him more than he was bothering us. Maybe it is just creepy to some guys. I recall a couple of stories of foreigners being assaulted, robbed and shot in Poblado being posted here on ISG. I do not recall any stories being posted of the same happening downtown though.

[Mr Enternational]

Back to the OP on the subject. The poster asked which strip clubs have the wildest and hottest shows. If you're looking for a wild and hot stage show, Colombia is probably not your first choice. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Colombian strip clubs are mostly just casas where you can have a few drinks while you choose a girl.

Nothing wrong with that, but for the guy looking for a hot and wild stage show, disappointment is coming.

I am lost again on this. In the strip clubs that I go to, chicks go on stage and put shaving cream all over their body then get a guy and rub all of their private parts on his face leaving the shaving cream all over him. I actually have pictures with some of the chicks' panties on my head. They also do lesbian shows with the shaving cream. They also have contests. They have a guy come on stage and see how long it will take to make him cum by either riding his dick or sucking him off while he is sitting in a chair. What kind of wild stage show does it take for you guys? Are you wanting them to bring up farm animals as well?

[JjBee62]

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

I can honestly say, in the last 2 1/2 months in Medellin I have not been a victim or witnessed any present danger in Centro. Based on that I have to conclude that Centro is perfectly safe for tourists all hours of the day and night. I can't imagine that a single person has ever been a victim of a crime there.

Don't worry, have fun and wear lots of jewelry.

[Rodeo9112]

Hey fellas,

Before anyone gives the obvious answer that any gym with Paisas will be full of eye candy, I'm just wondering if there are any that stand out perhaps for having an abundance of University girls, MILFs, models, or generally just open to a coffee or "innocent" date after a workout. Conversely, any gyms that should be avoided for whatever reason.

Thanks!

[Wolf662]

Everything Ultrahappy said is correct. There is no action at M2 unless you bring a girl there. It does have a pool. At M1 there are usually a half dozen or so girls hanging at the pool daytime. In the cave at night, there are from 6-20 girls coming in & out all the time. It is great to meet guys at breakfast & lots make casa runs day or strip clubs late night if you don't pull a mansion girl. Sat. Nights are usually good for strip clubs, as it is "date" night as the chicas go out with their SO. Fase Dos is safe. The clubs in el Centro like barre executive & Maricabo are iffy. My buddy & I went there one night & the taxi driver signaled to us pointing to his eyes. We went in & were the only foreigners in the place. My buddy is a prison guard & did not feel safe there, so we didn't stay long. LOL I arrive on the 29th at M1. Look for the older asian guy.

I've been the only Gringo in the centro clubs every time I went with no problems, but I do speak Spanish and don't mind places that seem a little iffy if you haven't traveled to a lot of 3rd world destinations. I have been every night of the week also with cute girls available all nights, more as it gets later, but did pull my fav at 6 pm on a Sunday at Conejitas.

FaseDos will cost you 2 to 3+ times what a Centro club will in drinks and women. But they do have a hot lineup. But 3 really hot ones at a Centro club Vs 10 super hot at FaseII, I only need one. LOL.

[Husker Dude]

Hehe you guys talking about the 2nd of July party and I am checking out on the 1st of July. Missed that one. But hope that there isn't nothing on normal days.

Now the Mansion is not cheap compared to other hotels, so I hope the added comfort of willing company on the premises is worth it. Is there a report that describes how things work there? I mean are there always girls hanging out at the pool or something?

Which one to choose, M1 or M2? M1 looks like the center of the action. Does M2 have nothing hot going on? Is the pool only at M1? I am wondering if I should do M2 anyway, because if they have party with loud music all day and night I get very annoyed if I have to get up early the next day and don't get to sleep when I want.

As for the clubs, I don't compare anything with USA Strip Clubs because I never have been in one. Why would I participate in a rip off scheme that turns you on and leaves you hanging? I have read in forums and in a Spanish forum that there is some action going on, some dancing. The guy spoke of Fase II.

When you guys talk about the Strip Clubs in El Centro, which ones do you mean? Because Fase II is there too.

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

Everything Ultrahappy said is correct. There is no action at M2 unless you bring a girl there. It does have a pool. At M1 there are usually a half dozen or so girls hanging at the pool daytime. In the cave at night, there are from 6-20 girls coming in & out all the time. It is great to meet guys at breakfast & lots make casa runs day or strip clubs late night if you don't pull a mansion girl. Sat. Nights are usually good for strip clubs, as it is "date" night as the chicas go out with their SO. Fase Dos is safe. The clubs in el Centro like barre executive & Maricabo are iffy. My buddy & I went there one night & the taxi driver signaled to us pointing to his eyes. We went in & were the only foreigners in the place. My buddy is a prison guard & did not feel safe there, so we didn't stay long. LOL I arrive on the 29th at M1. Look for the older asian guy.

[UltraHappy]

It's not that complicated. Just read every report here and under the "Casa Blanca" thread for the past 3 years.

You want to stay at M1. Nothing happens at M2. You would only stay at M2 if M1 was totally booked out or if you were staying long term and wanted a cheaper room. They'll give you a good deal on a room if you're staying there for 2 months straight for example. M2 guests have access to M1 of course.

The girls arrive around 7-8 pm in the evening usually at the bar downstairs. M1 doesn't usually get too rowdy, so you should be ok in most of the rooms. If you get the cheapest room in M1 under the kitchen, you will be woken up every morning at 8 am as guys show up for the free breakfast.

In addition to reading these forums, you can hook up with other guys you meet at the hotel. Breakfast is also a good opportunity for making plans with other fellows to go out together into town, either during the day or later in the evening.

You will have a good time at Fase Dos. Fairly reasonable prices and decent line-up.

If you go to Centro, only visit during the day and make sure you go with a couple experienced guys -- just to be on the somewhat safer side.

Hehe you guys talking about the 2nd of July party and I am checking out on the 1st of July. Missed that one. But hope that there isn't nothing on normal days.

Now the Mansion is not cheap compared to other hotels, so I hope the added comfort of willing company on the premises is worth it. Is there a report that describes how things work there? I mean are there always girls hanging out at the pool or something? They are not usually just handing out by the pool, although you might see some there on a fairly busy weekend.

Which one to choose, M1 or M2? M1 looks like the center of the action. Does M2 have nothing hot going on? Is the pool only at M1? I am wondering if I should do M2 anyway, because if they have party with loud music all day and night I get very annoyed if I have to get up early the next day and don't get to sleep when I want.

As for the clubs, I don't compare anything with USA Strip Clubs because I never have been in one. Why would I participate in a rip off scheme that turns you on and leaves you hanging? I have read in forums and in a Spanish forum that there is some action going on, some dancing. The guy spoke of Fase II.

When you guys talk about the Strip Clubs in El Centro, which ones do you mean? Because Fase II is there too.

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

[Stinky Squid]

Hehe you guys talking about the 2nd of July party and I am checking out on the 1st of July. Missed that one. But hope that there isn't nothing on normal days.

Now the Mansion is not cheap compared to other hotels, so I hope the added comfort of willing company on the premises is worth it. Is there a report that describes how things work there? I mean are there always girls hanging out at the pool or something?

Which one to choose, M1 or M2? M1 looks like the center of the action. Does M2 have nothing hot going on? Is the pool only at M1? I am wondering if I should do M2 anyway, because if they have party with loud music all day and night I get very annoyed if I have to get up early the next day and don't get to sleep when I want.

As for the clubs, I don't compare anything with USA Strip Clubs because I never have been in one. Why would I participate in a rip off scheme that turns you on and leaves you hanging? I have read in forums and in a Spanish forum that there is some action going on, some dancing. The guy spoke of Fase II.

When you guys talk about the Strip Clubs in El Centro, which ones do you mean? Because Fase II is there too.

If Centro Medellin is no worse than Centro Rio de J. Then I guess it's no problem at all. Is it that guys from the US are uber paranoid that everyone is talking how dangerous it all is? Or have any of you been in or witnessed any present danger there?

[JjBee62]

Which strip clubs are these? Because the ones that I go to a pint of liquor is only $10, versus back in the States where one drink is going to cost you more than that.

When I was in Bogota in April I distinctly remember paying 5K ($1.65) for a beer in Troya. Then I went upstairs and fucked a chick for 60K. I am not understanding where the ripoff is.

Back to the OP on the subject. The poster asked which strip clubs have the wildest and hottest shows. If you're looking for a wild and hot stage show, Colombia is probably not your first choice. Correct me if I'm wrong, but Colombian strip clubs are mostly just casas where you can have a few drinks while you choose a girl.

Nothing wrong with that, but for the guy looking for a hot and wild stage show, disappointment is coming.

[Chicago85]

He means places like La Isla and Luna Lunera that are modelled after north american strip clubs. Remember the guy paying 800 k to a chica from La Isla to "hang out" with him in the evenings? Haha. There's also Isis in Cartagena which is always going to charge you the equivalent of $100 USD for an hour with a chica (back in May it was 280 k to fuck a girl) and all the alcohol is priced twice as much as it is anywhere else.

You're thinking of the centro strip clubs which are different.

Fase Dos still charges 20 k for a beer (domestic or import). Mixed drinks are more. Of course the El Centro clubs are cheaper. I believe 6 kish.

[Wolf662]

In my last couple of trips to Medellin, and actually over the years, the el Centro strips clubs have been very fruitful actually.
Again I'm referring to the el Centro clubs, and not the more plastic, high end clubs.
I disagree that the Colombian strip club "is a total waste of time and pesos".

Totally agree, out of Casas and Prepagos and Seeking Arrangements and street girls and Centro strip clubs I much prefer the Centro strip clubs, at least Coneijtas and Barre Ejectiva and sometimes Maracaibo. And the street girls come in 2nd for me. LOL I did have a lot of fun at Fase II but my mostly I think because wingman picked up the rather large bar tab and the girl I picked was spectacularly hot IMO. (and the condom shredded so we were bareback without knowing it, was my 1st time with Kimono condoms, I was like"WOW, these things do feel good! LOL).

But hard to beat no cover, cheap drinks, lots of cute girls with more showing up all the time and the option to leave with the girl if you want to pay the multa or go upstairs and do it there (although I prefer back at my hotel, those clubs get kind of hot) I was surprised when at least 2 girls turned my buddy down on a TLN deal at Conejitas on a Sat night though, I did tell him to just up the amount he was offering if he really wanted that particular girl, but he just moved down the line till one said "Yes". (I think I told him to start at 250 k which may have been a tad low on a packed Sat night for the A-team girls).

If you expect a US type strip club with lots of pole tricks and wild outfits and choreography you may be disappointed but if you think of it as a night time Casa where you can drink and sit with the girls and see them naked on stage first and have the option to leave with the girl for TLN or do them there you ought to be happy. At least it does it for me. And the top girls at the Centro Clubs could easily work at Fase II or Isla etc.

[YippieKayay]

Which strip clubs are these? Because the ones that I go to a pint of liquor is only $10, versus back in the States where one drink is going to cost you more than that.

When I was in Bogota in April I distinctly remember paying 5K ($1.65) for a beer. Then I went upstairs and fucked a chick for 60K. I am not understanding where the ripoff is.

He means places like La Isla and Luna Lunera that are modelled after north american strip clubs. Remember the guy paying 800 k to a chica from La Isla to "hang out" with him in the evenings? Haha. There's also Isis in Cartagena which is always going to charge you the equivalent of $100 USD for an hour with a chica (back in May it was 280 k to fuck a girl) and all the alcohol is priced twice as much as it is anywhere else.

You're thinking of the centro strip clubs which are different.

[Mr Enternational]

Spot on with your comments! The most poignant is that Colombian strip clubs are just casas with overpriced drinks and music.

Which strip clubs are these? Because the ones that I go to a pint of liquor is only $10, versus back in the States where one drink is going to cost you more than that.

When I was in Bogota in April I distinctly remember paying 5K ($1.65) for a beer in Troya. Then I went upstairs and fucked a chick for 60K. I am not understanding where the ripoff is.