Medellin Reports

[BlueChange]

Ok, so there was this paisa who I had before. She was about 20, creative and spoke english. Really really pretty face, thin and we had great chemistry.

Anyway, she comes over after I get in and she is up front she is like "I still want to be with you, be friends but I don't want money" I was sort of shocked. I know we kept in touch and had a good connection. So we boned for a couple hours. It was awesome!!

Anyway, today I took a trip to Energy.

I can tell they are under new management. The mamasan is new. The line up was nice except it took more time then usual. I think her name was Malery or something. Cartoon tits and ass. Looks 22 but is actually 31. She was like half into it but had some hang ups. Like I really pressed for oral natural. She said yes but would check if any pre-cum came up and then would grab an alchol laden tissue and brush it off. It was sort of defeating. Also, no kissing and I couldn't even finish on her massive 34 D tits. All in all she was like. 6/10 but could have been 8/10 if she just played ball. But DAMM her ass is HUGE and she has those lipo abs. I have a lot more in store. Stay tuned!

[El Mechanico]

In Medellin:
- a walk and coffee in Sabaneta main square;.
- visit Museo de Antioquia to admire Botero's master pieces.

Outside Medellin:
- a walk and lunch in Santa Fe de Antioquia (bus and cars from Terminal Norte), heart of the Paisa Country.
- admire Guatape and its colored walls, even climb up the Penol stairs, and of course do not miss to have lunch in a place possibly out of main tourist streams.
- get a guided tour to some coffee farm (can't be missed, if you like coffee and understand that Starbucks is not the best the world can offer).

Enjoy.
El riesgo es que te quieras quedar

Thank you sir!

El Mechanico.

[Black Page]

According to your theory, anyone who goes to his Finca, Hacienda andpoles, is wasting their time & should do something else to occupy their time.

Ahemmm, you got my point. :P

Hence the advantage of doing a few 1/2 day trips while waiting for the chicas to arrive at the Mansion!

I suggest a few alternative ways to spend half a day to recover a sore dick between girls:

In Medellin:
- a walk and coffee in Sabaneta main square;.
- visit Museo de Antioquia to admire Botero's master pieces.

Outside Medellin:
- a walk and lunch in Santa Fe de Antioquia (bus and cars from Terminal Norte), heart of the Paisa Country.
- admire Guatape and its colored walls, even climb up the Penol stairs, and of course do not miss to have lunch in a place possibly out of main tourist streams.
- get a guided tour to some coffee farm (can't be missed, if you like coffee and understand that Starbucks is not the best the world can offer).

Enjoy.
El riesgo es que te quieras quedar

[JjBee62]

I read all comments, and some of them strengthened my original opinion, as they demonstrate a very narrow perspective. I will add some gasoline, just for the pleasure to lighten up the dialogue. Bear with me if I will be sharp. Trust me, if you meet me in person I am a kind one.

By the way, imagine the first reason of your trip to Medellin is not meeting local girls but for work, certainly with the pleasant side effect of the spare time at night (my case). Then, you will probably have lots of local acquaintances, not only from strip clubs but also from local companies, universities, whatever above the average level of people. If you had the patience to see at least some of the video report on Popeye, you had plenty of examples of all categories of people in Medellin.

Then, try the following experiments:
1) if you invite out for dinner some pretty local lady, say a young lawyer or professional, tell her that you tried to hit casas that afternoon;.
2) at lunch with your business partners, tell them that you want to take a "Pablo Escobar Tour" and ask advice.
In both cases, you'll get staring eyes and your success chances in your date or business will fall down to zero.


That's a limit of the observer, not of Colombia. Too bad for you. I think that the most famous persons of Colombia are Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Fernando Botero (born in Medellin). I hope you know them better than Escobar. If not, again it's a limit of the observer and of his narrow perspective angle. To know more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrie...a_M%C3%A1rquez
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero


Are you sure? I heard about Al Capone when I was a kid a primary school, well before hearing the names of JFK, MLK or Michael Jackson (again, I admit it must be a limit of the observer).
The bottom line is: it depends on the observer's perspective.

Thumbs up.


That's the point. Plenty of information online, however.

Sure Medellin cannot compare that those mythical cities, I know you know I was trying to pull the paradox.

I think you also agree that using TripAdvisor alone as a "rating agency" for attractions, without adding some personal discernment, is a monumental mistake. TripAdvisor is made by people, and you know "democracy" does imply necessarily selection of the best qualified leaders (fans of The Donald, please bear with me).

I give you an example. Years ago, I travelled to Cuzco, Peru. To choose a good restaurant for the night, I had a look at TripAdvisor, to discover that the No. 1 ranked restaurant in Cuzco was some Australian Pub. One of the most enthusiast comments was by some Aussie guy: "They prepare the burgers EXACTLY as in Melbourne!" Amazing, right? I chose a lower-ranked restaurant, and I was extremely happy with the Peruvian Cuisine, one of the best renowned cuisines from Latin America (say like French or Italian from Europe).

Seeing that TripAdvisor lists Pablo Escobar as one of the main attractions in town confirms the limits of TripAdvisor and of its contributors, not of Colombia and Antioquia.

You're correct. Much of it has to do with perspective. When I first arrived here, my roommate, who is from Bogota, pointed put several places that were supposedly former homes of Escobar associates. She has more interest in Escobar than Medellin natives, because she is from elsewhere.

Depending on where you're from, you have a very different view of other countries, even other cities in your own country. Ask someone from Mississippi about LOS Angeles. Ask someone from the US about Canada. I have family back home who believe I'm dodging bullets and hiding from the cartels.

Things to do unrelated to Escobar, go to the Medellin Castle. For 12 k it's a good way to spend a few hours, it's not far from Parque Lleras in Poblado and the tour is interesting and informative, but you may need a translator. Go to the La America farmers market. Ride the Metro. For 2300 pesos you can ride the whole thing, just switch trains when you reach the end. Get a different view of the whole metropolitan area for under $1. Hit the food courts. You can choose from several restaurants and eat lunch for $4 to $10 including propina. Or spend a few dollars more at LOS Contenadores, a short walk from the Ayura Metro station. $10 to $15 with several excellent choices.

Maybe I'm just getting old, but I can't see spending about $150 per day (airfare, hotel, food) to get as much $30 pussy as possible, and never seeing anything else.

[ChicoBarca]

Well. Just a small note regarding restaurants in Peru. You will find 2 of the top 10 restaurants in the world in Peru (in Lima tough). So as always before you visit a country, depending on your purpose, read yourself up on what's going on.

Chico.

I read all comments, and some of them strengthened my original opinion, as they demonstrate a very narrow perspective. I will add some gasoline, just for the pleasure to lighten up the dialogue. Bear with me if I will be sharp. Trust me, if you meet me in person I am a kind one.

By the way, imagine the first reason of your trip to Medellin is not meeting local girls but for work, certainly with the pleasant side effect of the spare time at night (my case). Then, you will probably have lots of local acquaintances, not only from strip clubs but also from local companies, universities, whatever above the average level of people. If you had the patience to see at least some of the video report on Popeye, you had plenty of examples of all categories of people in Medellin.

Then, try the following experiments:
1) if you invite out for dinner some pretty local lady, say a young lawyer or professional, tell her that you tried to hit casas that afternoon;.
2) at lunch with your business partners, tell them that you want to take a "Pablo Escobar Tour" and ask advice.
In both cases, you'll get staring eyes and your success chances in your date or business will fall down to zero.


That's a limit of the observer, not of Colombia. Too bad for you. I think that the most famous persons of Colombia are Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Fernando Botero (born in Medellin). I hope you know them better than Escobar. If not, again it's a limit of the observer and of his narrow perspective angle. To know more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrie...a_M%C3%A1rquez
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero.

[Black Page]

I read all comments, and some of them strengthened my original opinion, as they demonstrate a very narrow perspective. I will add some gasoline, just for the pleasure to lighten up the dialogue. Bear with me if I will be sharp. Trust me, if you meet me in person I am a kind one.

By the way, imagine the first reason of your trip to Medellin is not meeting local girls but for work, certainly with the pleasant side effect of the spare time at night (my case). Then, you will probably have lots of local acquaintances, not only from strip clubs but also from local companies, universities, whatever above the average level of people. If you had the patience to see at least some of the video report on Popeye, you had plenty of examples of all categories of people in Medellin.

Then, try the following experiments:
1) if you invite out for dinner some pretty local lady, say a young lawyer or professional, tell her that you tried to hit casas that afternoon;.
2) at lunch with your business partners, tell them that you want to take a "Pablo Escobar Tour" and ask advice.
In both cases, you'll get staring eyes and your success chances in your date or business will fall down to zero.

He is probably the most known person from Colombia in the world.

That's a limit of the observer, not of Colombia. Too bad for you. I think that the most famous persons of Colombia are Gabriel Garcia Marquez and Fernando Botero (born in Medellin). I hope you know them better than Escobar. If not, again it's a limit of the observer and of his narrow perspective angle. To know more:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gabrie...a_M%C3%A1rquez
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fernando_Botero

Al Capone is not the most famous person from USA.

Are you sure? I heard about Al Capone when I was a kid a primary school, well before hearing the names of JFK, MLK or Michael Jackson (again, I admit it must be a limit of the observer).
The bottom line is: it depends on the observer's perspective.

Suggestions:

Thumbs up.

And sometimes new travelers do not know the city or how to spend their downtime from the hobby .

That's the point. Plenty of information online, however.

But Medellin is not London, New York, or Chicago. Before I go to a new place I look on TripAdvisor under the things to do tab. I think the Escobar tour was one of the top things to do in Medellin.

Sure Medellin cannot compare that those mythical cities, I know you know I was trying to pull the paradox.

I think you also agree that using TripAdvisor alone as a "rating agency" for attractions, without adding some personal discernment, is a monumental mistake. TripAdvisor is made by people, and you know "democracy" does imply necessarily selection of the best qualified leaders (fans of The Donald, please bear with me).

I give you an example. Years ago, I travelled to Cuzco, Peru. To choose a good restaurant for the night, I had a look at TripAdvisor, to discover that the No. 1 ranked restaurant in Cuzco was some Australian Pub. One of the most enthusiast comments was by some Aussie guy: "They prepare the burgers EXACTLY as in Melbourne!" Amazing, right? I chose a lower-ranked restaurant, and I was extremely happy with the Peruvian Cuisine, one of the best renowned cuisines from Latin America (say like French or Italian from Europe).

Seeing that TripAdvisor lists Pablo Escobar as one of the main attractions in town confirms the limits of TripAdvisor and of its contributors, not of Colombia and Antioquia.

[El Mechanico]

(I don't mean to reply specifically to YOU. Mine is more a general comment)

I really don't understand all this hype and big interest for "Pablo Escobar Tours"!

If I go to Chicago, the lasts thing I would be interested to visit would be the places of Al Capone.

If I go to London, I have the British Museum, the V&A Museum, LOTS of incredible things to visit, but I would never waste half day to check the alley of Jack The Ripper.

I never heard about people travelling to USA and spending half day to look for the house of John Dillinger or Jesse James! Plenty of more interesting places to visit.

TEHO!! Like it or not, MDE is associated with Pablo & Pablo is associated with MDE. Neither in a good way. However, some people, myself included, associate the history of MDE to be forever intertwined with Pablo, hence, my Pablo Tour last December. I didn't make a big fuss about it, it certainly was not the only reason I went & I more than likely will not go back on future trips to the MDE. I did it because I was there, with time on my hands & I associate Pablo with MDE. Just as I visited the Panama Canal 2 consecutive days in Dec of '15, I did it because it was there & no place else. I certainly didn't go to PTY just to go to the canal, but while I was there, I went.

According to your theory, anyone who goes to his Finca, Hacienda andápoles, is wasting their time & should do something else to occupy their time.

Did you know that his 'Prison' has been converted into an old folks / nursing home for the poor elderly people of Medellin? All govt. Run at no cost to the residents! I didn't before I went. Hence the advantage of doing a few 1/2 day trips while waiting for the chicas to arrive at the Mansion! Anyway, I'm certainly glad I went, even though I probably won't ever go again. JMHO & again TEHO!!

El Mechanico.

[YippieKayay]

Even at a couple sessions a day it's usually not more than 5 hours of time occupied. And if you are doing strip clubs and casas that's a couple hours by day, few hours by night. Then what? I have one good friend and an acquaintance from a different mongering destination and neither want to visit Medellin because they want more than a chica scene.

Suggestions:

In Medellin, there's the Museum in centro along with the plaza, and Arvi Park. Those two are actually worth going to. I also advise checking out the night life in Laureles. Think of it as a night away from El Poblado. Outside of Medellin there's Santa Fe de Antioqua, and Jardin. Santa Fe is much easier to get to by car. It's only an hour away. You can even find tours of it offered by tourism companies. Jardin is a bit of a two hour trek. I would only go there if you decide to stay there overnight. There is both paragliding and hang gliding just outside of Medellin. It's about 30 to 45 minutes to get to each and it's pretty cheap.

The trouble is these are all day trips. I'm not aware of anything touristy to do during the night, and the night is when casas close up. That's the biggest downtime for a lot of visitors.

I find the Escobar tours tacky and would never go on them. You can pick up a good book on the subject. No need to check out the man's grave.

I'll be arriving tomorrow night in Medellin. Will post a report when I get back. Have fun and stay safe everyone!

[Chicafan]

Before I go to a new place I look on TripAdvisor under the things to do tab. I think the Escobar tour was one of the top things to do in Medellin. Otherwise I would have never even known about it. And it was very interesting to hear the stories. Of course it was nothing you could not have read beforehand or seen in the documentaries that have been made. Sometimes it is just about saying you were there at the same place as the famous person was.

And sometimes new travelers do not know the city or how to spend their downtime from the hobby so they look for something to make the trip interesting. I get it. Even at a couple sessions a day it's usually not more than 5 hours of time occupied. And if you are doing strip clubs and casas that's a couple hours by day, few hours by night. Then what? I have one good friend and an acquaintance from a different mongering destination and neither want to visit Medellin because they want more than a chica scene. They are looking for a beach, an outdoor playground. There actually is plenty of adventure available in MDE imo with hang gliding, helicopter rides, day trips, excursions to parks. But it's landlocked and not for everyone. Myself, I am perfectly happy without all the stress and exhaustion that comes with sightseeing, adventures and tours.

[Mr Enternational]

(I don't mean to reply specifically to YOU. Mine is more a general comment)

I really don't understand all this hype and big interest for "Pablo Escobar Tours"!

If I go to Chicago, the lasts thing I would be interested to visit would be the places of Al Capone.

If I go to London, I have the British Museum, the V&A Museum, LOTS of incredible things to visit, but I would never waste half day to check the alley of Jack The Ripper.

I never heard about people travelling to USA and spending half day to look for the house of John Dillinger or Jesse James! Plenty of more interesting places to visit.

But Medellin is not London, New York, or Chicago. Before I go to a new place I look on TripAdvisor under the things to do tab. I think the Escobar tour was one of the top things to do in Medellin. Otherwise I would have never even known about it. And it was very interesting to hear the stories. Of course it was nothing you could not have read beforehand or seen in the documentaries that have been made. Sometimes it is just about saying you were there at the same place as the famous person was.

[Cursnoop]

(I don't mean to reply specifically to YOU. Mine is more a general comment)

I really don't understand all this hype and big interest for "Pablo Escobar Tours"!

If I go to Chicago, the lasts thing I would be interested to visit would be the places of Al Capone.

If I go to London, I have the British Museum, the V&A Museum, LOTS of incredible things to visit, but I would never waste half day to check the alley of Jack The Ripper.

I never heard about people travelling to USA and spending half day to look for the house of John Dillinger or Jesse James! Plenty of more interesting places to visit.

Because the impact Escobar had on the country even the world was enormous. He is probably the most known person from Colombia in the world. Al Capone is not the most famous person from USA.

[Black Page]

Who does the best in MDE?

(I don't mean to reply specifically to YOU. Mine is more a general comment)

I really don't understand all this hype and big interest for "Pablo Escobar Tours"!

If I go to Chicago, the lasts thing I would be interested to visit would be the places of Al Capone.

If I go to London, I have the British Museum, the V&A Museum, LOTS of incredible things to visit, but I would never waste half day to check the alley of Jack The Ripper.

I never heard about people travelling to USA and spending half day to look for the house of John Dillinger or Jesse James! Plenty of more interesting places to visit.

[El Mechanico]

Who does the best in MDE?

Use an Uber driver. In December, I went to the Grave, his 'Prison' & the 'safe' house where he was killed for about $20. Very easy!

El Mechanico.

[Buckinup]

Look. , they think, they emote, they process the world, they speak. In Spanish. , specifically a unique and beautiful, flowery Paisa Spanish, nothing else. And, I for one, hope this never changes.

And they all are pretty comfortable using Google Translate on your phone to make the arrangements to transfer pesos from your pocket to their purse for services rendered.

[HumanBeing1]

Who does the best in MDE?

Just look up the locations and uber. It'll cost half the price and you can go on your own schedule.