Medellin Reports

[Surfer500]

I've been noticing that the above line is what you older gents have been using to try to keep all the action to yourselves and keep the competition away (younger guys), LOL. Too much pussy out there for you guys to be trying to horde it all for yourselves. There is no set age range for men to start paying for pussy. If you've got the money, then you should use it to bang hotties.

To-date (early 30's myself), no matter how much free pussy I have gotten in the past, the hottest women I have every banged has all been paid pussy. I don't have to waste my time trying to "game" or bullshit my way into Kylee Jenner's pants when I can just cough up the doe to fuck her pro equivalent.

You know what's even more shocking? Compared to some of the women on Instagram, Kylee would be a 6 or 7 at best when stacked up against them. Shit, the chick to the right of her in the blue bikini looks like she is stacked even better!

What you have probably not thought of is that for us old farts trying to horde all that pussy, that back when we were your age, the Internet didn't exist along will all the ways to connect with women that's out there today. When I was in my thirties you had to basically meet women in person at bars, events, or thru friends. The Internet didn't exist and there was no ISG, Whatsapp, etc. To aide you.

I don't disagree with anything you've said, and wish the Internet and all the ways to meet people had been around when I was in my thirties. My life would of turned out to be quite a bit different than it has.

I'm sure some of the older farts on this forum will agree with this, and can better articulate this than I can to you young "whipper snappers"!

[Queens35]

However, the original request, which originated all this discussion, was not from a gentleman asking the hand of a countess and offering a bunch of flowers.
Words should be appropriate to the level of the interlocutors.

So what you are saying is that a working girl doesn't deserve the same level of respect that a "normal" person would? They are just your personal cum buckets after all, right?

You can ask / request anything you want without being a bruto.

[Queens35]

I assure you that you can pull your phone out even if its an iPhone 7, if its daytime you will not be robbed! Everything will be good! I have walked around in el centro daytime pulling out my smartphone, walking around with a pair of expensive Jordans and drunk as hell and to this day I have not been robbed! Again only do this daytime, nighttime do not do that! Use taxi all the way!

Have you ever been to Colombia? Your advice will get somebody killed. This is why you can't believe most of what you read on public message boards.

[Queens35]

I need to be careful what I say here, but the problem is definitely not with my keyboard.

'Para evitar el aborto coger por el orto!' Prepositions seldom translate word for word.

Something about abortion and then my google translate blew up.

[Queens35]

I meant if I walk around Centro I should pass for a Colombian and not stand out for a gringo. That's all.

Hate to break it to you, but if you are not Colombian, you will never pass for a Colombian. They will mark you as a gringo from the get-go. There's nothing wrong with that, I just wanted to clarify your delusion. LOL.

[CPlusPlus]

This is not good advice to have no fear of being robbed during the daytime in El Centro. Did it ever occur to you that someone or a group of thieves might follow you, seize the right moment and take all your stuff in all of ten seconds!

This has to be the most reckless advice I have ever read in all my 9 years here on ISG. If you would not do this in the most ghetto-est of places in the US without fear of being fucked with, then why would you assume you could get away with it in a 3rd World country around people who absolutely have nothing to lose?

See'Mon. Guys don't be over paranoid, you all starting to sound like the stuff that comes out of the America media "Fear ISIS, Fear Ebola, Fear Hurricane Matthew" bla bla, I mean in all seriousness if that cat is going to walk around in that area in el Centro where the casas are at or look for streetwalker action in Plaza Botero he should be fine, you guys got to remember its a commercial area with a lot of foot traffic, its not like he is going to be heading towards Barrio Triste or some shit like that. If I am not mistaken the main centro area is considered strato 3 neighborhood, so it is in the middle in terms of safety, strato 1 which I guess are the worst is more towards the comunas like San Javier, shitty areas of robledo or like I said Barrio Triste.

[SavePros321]

I assure you that you can pull your phone out even if its an iPhone 7, if its daytime you will not be robbed! Everything will be good! I have walked around in el centro daytime pulling out my smartphone, walking around with a pair of expensive Jordans and drunk as hell and to this day I have not been robbed! Again only do this daytime, nighttime do not do that! Use taxi all the way!

This has to be the most reckless advice I have ever read in all my 9 years here on ISG. If you would not do this in the most ghetto-est of places in the US without fear of being fucked with, then why would you assume you could get away with it in a 3rd World country around people who absolutely have nothing to lose?

[RedTibetan23]

Let me say I am also very appreciative of the good report. And am sorry that I didn't note that. And I also have seen some people who post get nuclear bombs dropped on them for no good reason. As someone still relatively new at this, I have at times hesitated on posting for that very reason. That said, I didn't really see anything bombastic said and took it as good-natured ball-busting which I would've personally rolled with. But that's just me and my personality. Which I will freely admit is a bit flawed.

[SavePros321]

Hell your just a young whipper snapper and should be getting it for free. You shouldn't be in the "pay pool" like some of the old farts in this group like me!

I've been noticing that the above line is what you older gents have been using to try to keep all the action to yourselves and keep the competition away (younger guys), LOL. Too much pussy out there for you guys to be trying to horde it all for yourselves. There is no set age range for men to start paying for pussy. If you've got the money, then you should use it to bang hotties.

To-date (early 30's myself), no matter how much free pussy I have gotten in the past, the hottest women I have every banged has all been paid pussy. I don't have to waste my time trying to "game" or bullshit my way into Kylee Jenner's pants when I can just cough up the doe to fuck her pro equivalent.

You know what's even more shocking? Compared to some of the women on Instagram, Kylee would be a 6 or 7 at best when stacked up against them. Shit, the chick to the right of her in the blue bikini looks like she is stacked even better!

[Surfer500]

I'm in my 30's, and have a latino complexion, but I'll blurt out the occasional sentence in American English every time I'm near hotties then, haha..

Hell your just a young whipper snapper and should be getting it for free. You shouldn't be in the "pay pool" like some of the old farts in this group like me!

[YippieKayay]

If your at least middle aged or older and are an obvious gringo they will find you as long as you have your eyes open and are paying attention. Best nights are the weekends later in the evenings.

I'm in my 30's, and have a latino complexion, but I'll blurt out the occasional sentence in American English every time I'm near hotties then, haha.

Thanks for the tips.

[Hasideas Tao]

I think some of the ribbing and criticisms are silly and a waste of space that I would simply rather not read. So many posts get no responses, yet when someone makes a mistake or reveals a character flaw, IMHO that sucks way too much energy by others chiming in to what end? As if we take someone else's ignorance, personally. I really don't get it.

While I have the stage for a minute, as someone who spends a lot of time in Medellin, the thing that irks me is ignorant spending. But hey, if you want to "make it rain" enjoy. But IMHO, a little generosity puts you in a far better light. (someone back me up on this) The other thing about this board that sort of makes me have to bite my tongue is that you do not have to be a member to read the forums. So anonymity may be somewhat compromised.

Anyway, thanks for the suggestion on the NL chica. Sounds promising. Furthermore, I suggest guys explore other areas outside of Poblado, save half your nightly rent or more, depending how adventurous you are, and use that money to go out and witness how far a little generosity goes in this city while still saving your hard earned money! When you call a FB girl to your Poblado crib, she will tend to think 150-200 plus taxi and give you standard gringo short time service. Anywhere else in the city, the terms are much more flexible and favorable! I have been lucky enough to meet many cool guys who take advantage of this concept and I wish I could meet more.

[Surfer500]

You can use public trans, if you staying in Poblado take the metro and get off Parque Berrio, since you mentioned you have analyzed the map well you should be able to walk from casa to casa with no problem, daytime is super safe I would not worry much, as a matter of fact, save the puti maps that are here in this site to your smartphone and you can pull it out there no problem if you need it to guide you to the casas, I assure you that you can pull your phone out even if its an iPhone 7, if its daytime you will not be robbed! Everything will be good! I have walked around in el centro daytime pulling out my smartphone, walking around with a pair of expensive Jordans and drunk as hell and to this day I have not been robbed! Again only do this daytime, nighttime do not do that! Use taxi all the way!

This is not good advice to have no fear of being robbed during the daytime in El Centro. Did it ever occur to you that someone or a group of thieves might follow you, seize the right moment and take all your stuff in all of ten seconds!

[Surfer500]

LOL not really berate. I just liked to see all this sophisticated discussion developing and I reminded what was the tone of the original request.

(I will be back there in one month. I wonder if my last taxi driver will be still working and with the same number, or I will have to identify another suitable one from Prado.).

I'll be there the entire month of November, we could cruise around El Centro at 2 in the morning which as I recall is what you like to do when your there.

[Black Page]

I think you have berated me Darth Vader!

LOL not really berate. I just liked to see all this sophisticated discussion developing and I reminded what was the tone of the original request.

(I will be back there in one month. I wonder if my last taxi driver will be still working and with the same number, or I will have to identify another suitable one from Prado.).