Medellin Reports

[John Gault]

I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I am sick of these silly fights among members. To me if you have a beef with another fellow it would seem it best to use the private message to voice your thoughts. No need for the rest of us to wade though this stuff.

[Jonesie]

I simply asked for confirmation that you got beat up for the reasons I stated before. These casa owners here in Medellin don't like it when people come in and start.

Publishing reviews with photos about their girls and their places of business. The Sex casa business is subtle here in Medellin without advertising itself or making a big deal about it. He finally wore out his welcome with a lot of people including myself. He got what he had coming to him after writing reviews of the girls sexual performances and invading too many girls privacy! Publishing publicly too many photos against the permission of the girls who he gives a 20,000 peso tip after a session to take their private photo, but they almost never say yes when asked to be viewed publicly. The girls are poor and come from tough barrios and are connected to people who can end your life. I'm guessing all they had to do with Mike because he actually thinks the girls like him, was have one of the girls say hey baby meet me here, Surprise!

The confirmation came in confirming that you got beat up, no different than someone confirming closing time at a strip club, end of that story! You also confirmed that you have never stepped foot in my 6 bedroom 3. 5 Bathroom 24/7 security love palace! It may not be 5 star quality hotel, but its every bit as good as most of the places guys live in the states and nobody seems to be complaining, because I keep getting a steady flow of repeat customers and my reservations are looking good for the next two months, another words I'm doing well, which seemed to start just after I stopped posting with you, so that's the end of that story! The girlfriends my goodness, you have the audacity to take a shot at them though you've never even seen one much less been out with a girl end of that story. Finally the reason I'm still here is because Jackson gets it, competition is good for everyone, unlike the way you do business! The End! Time to get back to work its been fun!

Laura pictured below is so much fun to party with! I still have some space in November and December but its filling up fast!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.

For the general public reading this, this is some shit Jake fantasized about, then actually wrote it on the forum. Both the part of me getting my ass kicked, and him being busy. Clearly not too busy to write some bullshit on Jax's forum.

I'm going to go with the 4 bedroom, 1 bathroom version a few of your former guests have claimed. Not because I've seen it personally, but because the same clown that's saying 6 bedroom 3. 5 bath is also the guy saying I got beat up. Do you see the connection? You don't do you?

If you're going to make shit up, why not just be like the Costa Rica guys and say you were in the CIA, or special forces. That's infinitely cooler and more interesting than saying I got my ass kicked. And much harder to dispel. I'm very visible, and tons of guys see me around town all the time. 'Ass kicked' is too easy to wash away.

It's not like this shit matters, you're not really in my orbit, and there's nothing in your world that affects mine. If you think you can get clients talking out your ass, have at it. You don't really matter to me.

So. Because some of you poor guys had to read through this Jerry Springer crap to get some info on your Medellin trip, I'll post a pic of the girl I pulled tonight, and a little because it pisses Jake off that I'm posting pics.

Angie is one of the girls you can find at Lindas Chicas. Lindas chicas is an upscale place downtown. Upscale meaning a couple things. First, the girls tend to be prettier, and the price is a little higher (you won't see Jake). The service is consistently good, and the atmosphere festive.

[Phunluv]

I don't know what happened or didn't happen to Jonesie. I read his site and like the content. I was surprised at first at the number of pics posted but shrugged it off thinking the site doesn't have as many active members as this one and so would stay "under the radar" so to speak.

I think Jonesie is trying to do a valuable service by showing what kinds of girls you can find in the low-end casas, although I do realize posting the pics is technically in some cases a violation of privacy.

But I'm not going to pile on him. The legendary Cubanut used to post hundreds of pics, although towards the end of his run, he posted only clothed girls posing in a non-compromising context.

By the way, I've seen Jake's site and there's pics of girls on it too. His shutterfly page has nearly 200 pics, some of them of girls in a compromising and provocative context. Should I assume all gave consent to have their pic posted online? But this isn't meant as an attack, just trying to be fair.

But my main point is pics are important for sites like this one and Jonesie's and Jake's. We're guys. We need the visual stimulus. Info and advice is NOT enough, we need images to inspire and animate us. Once you've entered this world, pics (or videos) of photoshopped models and porno stars just don't cut it anymore. We're looking for the real thing. We WANT to see pics of real live women you can have sex with for money!

To preserve the value of sites like this one, we should be discussing ways to post pics more securely instead of sniping each other. Sadly, it looks like we'll all have to learn to use photo-editing software so faces can be blurred or cropped off. It looks like we'll have to learn to live with that in order to protect not just these forums but our hobby and way of life.

[Jonesie]

I personally prefer Monger Network over ISG because we get first-hand reports of girls in the casas along with pictures. ISG does deliver some content but it is primarily one or two threads in a worldwide forum. The guys on Monger Network can also discuss independent girls. Jonsie also goes out of his way to help out newbies and conducts tours of all the casas and has created his own map. He really puts a lot of effort into his site and tries to cultivate a community.

Regarding taking girls out to dinner, I do it every trip. I do it not to impress the girl but because I don't like to eat alone and I like to have a sexy girl sitting next to me. I like getting my schlong rubbed under the table too. Great fun! Where else can you take a girl out for drinks and dinner and spend about $15?

I've met (and like) Jackson, and think both our sites do a great job of informing members and letting them make better decisions on where they'd like to go on vacation and how to get the most out of their time while traveling. Sure, we have different ways of doing things. It would be easy for me to say "Well, I'd do this differently if I owned ISG". But I also realize that many of the ways this site is managed is because of its size, and would difficult and time consuming to duplicate my method for so many large sections.

As for the for and against of photos. I believe posting photos is the best way to get an idea of what you want. When I was a newbie, I was researching to see where I wanted to go based on pics. I was able to rule out quite a few destinations based on what type of girls they had, based on pics. If some guy had a thing for chubby girls, and didn't post pics, he could write a report saying "Went to American Samoa, and saw the best looking women in the world". If I bought a flight and landed in American Samoa to find massive looking chicks, I'd be pretty bummed to have gone to so much trouble for nothing. That's why pics matter.

[Colombia Jake]

I simply asked for confirmation that you got beat up for the reasons I stated before. These casa owners here in Medellin don't like it when people come in and start.

Publishing reviews with photos about their girls and their places of business. The Sex casa business is subtle here in Medellin without advertising itself or making a big deal about it. He finally wore out his welcome with a lot of people including myself. He got what he had coming to him after writing reviews of the girls sexual performances and invading too many girls privacy! Publishing publicly too many photos against the permission of the girls who he gives a 20,000 peso tip after a session to take their private photo, but they almost never say yes when asked to be viewed publicly. The girls are poor and come from tough barrios and are connected to people who can end your life. I'm guessing all they had to do with Mike because he actually thinks the girls like him, was have one of the girls say hey baby meet me here, Surprise!

The confirmation came in confirming that you got beat up, no different than someone confirming closing time at a strip club, end of that story! You also confirmed that you have never stepped foot in my 6 bedroom 3. 5 Bathroom 24/7 security love palace! It may not be 5 star quality hotel, but its every bit as good as most of the places guys live in the states and nobody seems to be complaining, because I keep getting a steady flow of repeat customers and my reservations are looking good for the next two months, another words I'm doing well, which seemed to start just after I stopped posting with you, so that's the end of that story! The girlfriends my goodness, you have the audacity to take a shot at them though you've never even seen one much less been out with a girl end of that story. Finally the reason I'm still here is because Jackson gets it, competition is good for everyone, unlike the way you do business! The End! Time to get back to work its been fun!

Laura pictured below is so much fun to party with! I still have some space in November and December but its filling up fast!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.

[SlamCity7777]

Agreed 100 percent. I also stopped posting pics of girls to avoid potential trouble. And it could get worse than a fight with a crazy Colombian du. Just ask Cubadave in CR. He continues to be in jail and the girls' photos and videos he proudly posted are only helping his prosecutors.

Well lets be real. Cuba Dave was standing on a digital soap box and shouting about everything and anything that he wanted! He wanted and drew attention to himself and now he's paying the price.

I feel for the man. I do but he was warned right? Told to knock it off? Run out of the DR and Cuba the chatter goes. And finally got rung up in CR. Sad yo. Sad. I wish him all the best but this is a witch hunt and we all know how this ended up for the witches of Salem.

[EstebanH]

I personally prefer Monger Network over ISG because we get first-hand reports of girls in the casas along with pictures. ISG does deliver some content but it is primarily one or two threads in a worldwide forum. The guys on Monger Network can also discuss independent girls. Jonsie also goes out of his way to help out newbies and conducts tours of all the casas and has created his own map. He really puts a lot of effort into his site and tries to cultivate a community.

Regarding taking girls out to dinner, I do it every trip. I do it not to impress the girl but because I don't like to eat alone and I like to have a sexy girl sitting next to me. I like getting my schlong rubbed under the table too. Great fun! Where else can you take a girl out for drinks and dinner and spend about $15?

[Jonesie]

What? Ready for this horse cock or how many assholes she has are actually fair questions, because your hopefully going to pound every hole she has! LOL Hey I have news for you guys that are on dates with the girls I know, she's a sure thing ok! She's going to take your garbaled half drunk attempt at speaking Spanish and laugh at you and with you, but at the end of the night guess what? She's going home with you! The girls are comfortable with you not having to entertain them, and there is so much going on around the park she's happy to people watch right along with you and listen to the music all night long. She know's she's getting paid so she's happy and so are you knowing she's yours tonight. Don't be a hermit (monger mentality) and think your only worth an hour with a chica so you can go be alone again and watch her go collect from another customer again and again! Finally don't ask her old she is (typical American) because its rude here, (non of them are under 18) and she's not going ask you your age! Isn't that the nicest thing you've heard in a long time, because its going to be the first or second question you hear in the states! The bottom line is have as many different experiences as you can on your visit...

For the guys who aren't familiar with this half-wit drama, Jay is mad that I wouldn't let him spam my site with his whack-ass guide service and hostal rentals. After complaints from the few guys that did try his place out, I told him his thing wasn't a fit for the site. He persisted, and eventually got banned. He's been whining and talking out his ass ever since. Since this is the only site he hasn't been banned from, here we are.

I've not personally seen his place, but the common gripe was there was one bathroom shared by 4 rooms, and dirty towels. Common complaints about the 'introduction / dream date' are they already met the girl on the Mayorista or San Diego streetwalker area. This is only what I've heard. But heard consistently.

If you were reading this thread trying to gather info on your Colombia trip, sorry you had to see this shit-show. I too would rather have not been in this conversation. Boyd called me and told me Jay was talking shit here, so curiosity got the best of me and I came over to see what silliness he was up to this time.

I post pics, and allow others to do so, so that the reader gets an idea of what's available and knows what to expect. Every so often, a girl complains about it, and I take it down. Otherwise, I've never had any issues. There are some who don't agree, and that's fine. They don't have to look.

Jay, blaming me for your problems is like a restaurant blaming tripadvisor for its bad reviews. I didn't make your 'business' what it is, you did. My general opinion of what little I know of you is that you're pleasant to those you want something from, and shitty to everyone else. If you really want to sound like a foil helmet *******, go ahead, write whatever you want. Jax's Colombia forum could use the traffic.

[BeersTerry]

1. You can't just hang around the Mansion without being a guest of the Mansion. They sometimes let you pay to get into special events....and that is only because Roberto is maximizing his intake at La Cuerva.

2 Uber? I would just get a cab, they are cheap enough.

3. Just hang around Park Illeras, from what I understand, putas are hanging out there now looking for you.

Take the Metro or a cab into Centro during the day for casas, though they can be a little hard to find sometimes.


btw.......the bantering back and forth is too funny

[Colombia Jake]

If you don't speak Spanish, then don't take the chicas out on dates. Fuck them and spend time in the room with them. Sitting in a restaurant and handing your phones back and forth using "Google Translate" is not going to be a fun time. Besides, what if she is looking for a "smart gentleman" and it translates as "ready horseman"? Because caballero listo will translate that way. Or "comprometido. " You promise her something and the next you know, she thinks you are engaged to be married. And I bet most non-Spanish speakers don't know how to put in tildes and accent marks so you might ask her how many assholes she has when you are trying to ask her how old she is.

What? Ready for this horse cock or how many assholes she has are actually fair questions, because your hopefully going to pound every hole she has! LOL Hey I have news for you guys that are on dates with the girls I know, she's a sure thing ok! She's going to take your garbaled half drunk attempt at speaking Spanish and laugh at you and with you, but at the end of the night guess what? She's going home with you! The girls are comfortable with you not having to entertain them, and there is so much going on around the park she's happy to people watch right along with you and listen to the music all night long. She know's she's getting paid so she's happy and so are you knowing she's yours tonight. Don't be a hermit (monger mentality) and think your only worth an hour with a chica so you can go be alone again and watch her go collect from another customer again and again! Finally don't ask her old she is (typical American) because its rude here, (non of them are under 18) and she's not going ask you your age! Isn't that the nicest thing you've heard in a long time, because its going to be the first or second question you hear in the states! The bottom line is have as many different experiences as you can on your visit.

Just so you know Mike and I have not liked each other for over a year and have had words in the past, so this is not new between us!

Things finally came back on Jonesie after rubbing the Medellin casa community wrong for too long! These casa owners here in Medellin don't like it when people come in and start.

Publishing reviews with photos about their girls and their places of business. The Sex casa business is subtle here in Medellin without advertising itself or making a big deal about it. He finally wore out his welcome with a lot of people including myself. He got what he had coming to him after writing reviews of the girls sexual proformances and invading too many girls privacy! Publishing publicly too many photos against the permission of the girls who he gives a 20,000 peso tip after a session to take their private photo, but they almost never say yes when asked to be viewed publicly. The girls are poor and come from tough barrios and are connected to people who can end your life. I'm guessing all they had to do with Mike because he actually thinks the girls like him, was have one of the girls say hey baby meet me here, Surprise!

I remember you telling me you were going completely take over Jackson's ISG Medellin market sorry to inform you but this is still where its at, and I have never ever seen you publicly out with a women at any level from street walker on up!

[Jonesie]

I hopped on today to read through the MDE forum and decide whether or not I (of low Spanish fluency) and my buddy (of no Spanish fluency) should avail of a guide's services while in Medellin / feel safe walking around by our lonesome -- to give you a quick background we're late 20's / early 30's, non-White, and aren't unfamiliar with high murder rate cities (in no means is that bragging, it's actually kind of a bummer), which I've heard makes us a bit less susceptible to gringo crime as long as we dress down. We were unable to get the Mansion for the days we're in town, and settled on a comfortable well-rated penthouse in Parque Lleras; upon initial look-throughs of the thread, it seemed pretty clear that Medellin could be an unwelcome place without a guide and non-fluent Spanish, but as I've gone further back (and apparently within the last 48 hours LOL), I notice a lot of disagreement on the usefulness of a guide in MDE, and whether the cost: value proposition makes sense for one.

I suppose my question is this; if we keep our wits about us, stick to Uber and just walking around the well-traveled parts of Poblado and Laureles, would we be alright to do Medellin by ourselves? If it sounds like a no-go, does anyone have any strong recommendations as to a good place to start in terms of looking for a guide? Given his amount of posts in this thread I've naturally already looked into Colombia Jake, but I'm generally of a mind to shop around when it comes to things of this nature. I've already gotten a lot of helpful information for planning my trip on the CO boards, so I guess "thanks again" is more appropriate than "thanks in advance".

I feel like this place is definitely akin to an information firehose; a lot of really good stuff is out there in terms of information, but there's so much stuff coming at you; in preparing for my trip I've more than once had to track something I was reading about back several pages because an argument derails it. It's definitely manageable with a little elbow grease and patience, but nobody should be shocked if occasionally someone can't find their answer within the hundreds of posts per month.

Medellin has a lot of different dimensions in which to monger. One of them (or more) are sure to fit your tastes. An hour or two of research would make a guide unnecessary. Casas in the day, strip clubs at night, and if you're treating yourself, a few high end brothels at night. It's only intimidating for those who've never been.

[Crypton]

I hopped on today to read through the MDE forum and decide whether or not I (of low Spanish fluency) and my buddy (of no Spanish fluency) should avail of a guide's services while in Medellin / feel safe walking around by our lonesome -- to give you a quick background we're late 20's / early 30's, non-White, and aren't unfamiliar with high murder rate cities (in no means is that bragging, it's actually kind of a bummer), which I've heard makes us a bit less susceptible to gringo crime as long as we dress down. We were unable to get the Mansion for the days we're in town, and settled on a comfortable well-rated penthouse in Parque Lleras; upon initial look-throughs of the thread, it seemed pretty clear that Medellin could be an unwelcome place without a guide and non-fluent Spanish, but as I've gone further back (and apparently within the last 48 hours LOL), I notice a lot of disagreement on the usefulness of a guide in MDE, and whether the cost: value proposition makes sense for one.

I suppose my question is this; if we keep our wits about us, stick to Uber and just walking around the well-traveled parts of Poblado and Laureles, would we be alright to do Medellin by ourselves? If it sounds like a no-go, does anyone have any strong recommendations as to a good place to start in terms of looking for a guide? Given his amount of posts in this thread I've naturally already looked into Colombia Jake, but I'm generally of a mind to shop around when it comes to things of this nature. I've already gotten a lot of helpful information for planning my trip on the CO boards, so I guess "thanks again" is more appropriate than "thanks in advance".

I feel like this place is definitely akin to an information firehose; a lot of really good stuff is out there in terms of information, but there's so much stuff coming at you; in preparing for my trip I've more than once had to track something I was reading about back several pages because an argument derails it. It's definitely manageable with a little elbow grease and patience, but nobody should be shocked if occasionally someone can't find their answer within the hundreds of posts per month.

I was in a situation similar to you when I went to Medellin in 2007 (I think. You can search for my posts! I stayed in one of the Mansions (Robert's penthouse, he's the partner in crime with Aussie Greg). Robert was fantastic. He was the guide for us (free of charge) took us to places we'd never have found by ourselves, and invited girls to the penthouse. Short of staying in mansion, which you say. You cannot do, I highly recommend having someone take you around. I am assuming you are going for the "hobby. " You will need someone to take you to good places where you can find good looking girls and the places are also safe. I don't know what Medellin is like now but I went there I did not feel unsafe. Of course, I didn't wander the streets at 2 in the morning either. The other option is to hangout at the mansion even if you are not staying there and you'll have access to the girls (not sure if that's kosher, but I have read here that others have done it). Just my thoughts. Others may disagree with my opinions. Which is fine because it's been some years since I have been in Medellin.

Cheers.

[Advantageous]

I hopped on today to read through the MDE forum and decide whether or not I (of low Spanish fluency) and my buddy (of no Spanish fluency) should avail of a guide's services while in Medellin / feel safe walking around by our lonesome -- to give you a quick background we're late 20's / early 30's, non-White, and aren't unfamiliar with high murder rate cities (in no means is that bragging, it's actually kind of a bummer), which I've heard makes us a bit less susceptible to gringo crime as long as we dress down. We were unable to get the Mansion for the days we're in town, and settled on a comfortable well-rated penthouse in Parque Lleras; upon initial look-throughs of the thread, it seemed pretty clear that Medellin could be an unwelcome place without a guide and non-fluent Spanish, but as I've gone further back (and apparently within the last 48 hours LOL), I notice a lot of disagreement on the usefulness of a guide in MDE, and whether the cost: value proposition makes sense for one.

I suppose my question is this; if we keep our wits about us, stick to Uber and just walking around the well-traveled parts of Poblado and Laureles, would we be alright to do Medellin by ourselves? If it sounds like a no-go, does anyone have any strong recommendations as to a good place to start in terms of looking for a guide? Given his amount of posts in this thread I've naturally already looked into Colombia Jake, but I'm generally of a mind to shop around when it comes to things of this nature. I've already gotten a lot of helpful information for planning my trip on the CO boards, so I guess "thanks again" is more appropriate than "thanks in advance".

I've been posting on ISG since the late 90's (using this handle since 03). There is a higher than usual noise to signal ratio on this board. I don't hang our here as I only take a trip like this every year or two and folks here are very suspicious of new comers (even guys with bonafides in other forumns) and spend most of their time hurling flames at one another. Still in the midst of the noise is a lot of useful information and I am truly grateful to those that post it. If you are going to MDE, I suspect it is worth wading through the muck to get it.

I feel like this place is definitely akin to an information firehose; a lot of really good stuff is out there in terms of information, but there's so much stuff coming at you; in preparing for my trip I've more than once had to track something I was reading about back several pages because an argument derails it. It's definitely manageable with a little elbow grease and patience, but nobody should be shocked if occasionally someone can't find their answer within the hundreds of posts per month.

[Charm City Dave]

Yes, on this thread most have a pissing contest. Not sure why but everyone wants to be the experts. However, there are times someone contributes a great report. Ignore the bickering and you do find some interesting points.

I've been posting on ISG since the late 90's (using this handle since 03). There is a higher than usual noise to signal ratio on this board. I don't hang our here as I only take a trip like this every year or two and folks here are very suspicious of new comers (even guys with bonafides in other forumns) and spend most of their time hurling flames at one another. Still in the midst of the noise is a lot of useful information and I am truly grateful to those that post it. If you are going to MDE, I suspect it is worth wading through the muck to get it.

[SlamCity7777]

A major beat down. Another reason not to post photos as you never know who will see them. I do not post them anymore as I have previously stated, because a member here printed them off and actually walked into LDV in Cartagena with them in hand, asking if the girls in the photos were around, which caused me problems, as one of the girls was a friend of mine, and the the other was her friend.

I hope you are healing up Jonesie. Why have you been kicked out of the casas?

Oh man!! I reference your story all the time! I think hyou told me via PM when I first joined and shared some info with me! Thanks again! I never did make it to Caratagena.

One of the GREATEST BONE HEAD snitch moves of all time!! Prints out the pics, hunts the girl down, and blows up your game! Legendary stupid!

Hahahha.

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