Medellin Reports

[SlamCity7777]

There is an ATM now right outside domestic arrivals / baggage claim. It must have been installed over the last month or two months at most, since I don't recall it being there in August. Right as you get out of baggage claim, it's very visible. The green ATM that allows for larger transaction withdrawls is the Servibanca ATM.

This some OG level shit right here!! Hahahaha!! You know it next level shit when we're discussing the fucking air port lay out and ATM location and we can see it all perfectly in our minds eye'.

Hahahah!!

Re recap for the Youngbloods: Once you clear customs and walk out the big double doors, big meeting areas (roped off), past the Tigo charge wall, The snack stands, pass all that then there is a stair case and maybe elevator too I'm not sure, right up them bad boys behind you will be 2 or 3 ATM (the Green one gives 780 mil a pop) and then there might be one on the ground floor just keep on walking*.

Been reported but not a confirmed kill.

Look at that! Useful info on ISG? With no name calling or drama? Miracles do happen! Hahahaha.

[Colombia Jake]

Combo, I like your posts and complimented you in the past. I think you are a good guy and contribute to the board and forum. In this case though, you are clearly misunderstanding John. I know him personally and he is great guy. He is extremely helpful to other mongers. He does focus on quality and like me he does not mind paying. All he is saying is don't be cheap and expect high quality.

Sometimes posts come across brash and it is hard to judge a person by their posts.

Would you believe if I told you that Old Parr is a wonderful guy. He is super helpful and fun. I know that because I know him but you won't get that from his posts. Ha ha. (And he has sense of humor).

Hey wait a minute here this guy John started the whole thing with his post calling me out for selling rooms and trying to turn that into pimping for god sakes! Combo simply called him out by saying he's doesn't seem to be selling anything except ladies, which no one has shone to be wrong unless he's a great guy is ampal explanation! Why should Combo have to apologize? A Spades a Spade! Just trying to catch up after all those mansion posts, Up the hill or down the hill? Got day tours and night tours going tomorrow! Really good reviews on Mellisa pictured below, not only looking like a cheerleader but really good attention to the clientes and good service!

Thanks,

Colombia Jake.

[ColombiaLover]

Greg is still around. I saw him two or three times on my last six trips this year. WHen he's around, he's usually at the Castillo. He travels a lot watching cricket, etc. He kind of keeps to himself. It seems like his hard party days are over.

I always got along well with Greg and like him. He always treats me very nice when he sees me and is quick to give a referral. He had a stunning young blonde with him one day. I still kick myself that I did not take her myself.

I haven't read anything about Greg. What's his status?

[Member #4348]

My buddy and I started Sunday at 8:00 am with early morning massages at the Castillo / M-2 provided by Olga and Alexandra. I recommended Olga for him (had her once before. Amazing) and this was my second time with Alexandra. She's had some nice, soft implants installed since last year and they really go well with her sweet personality. The 150,000 pesos ($50) that I paid for a therapeutic massage followed by a nice HJ in an unrushed session got my day off to a good start. My buddy also came out of his room with a big smile.

We then headed off in a taxi to Sabeneta to do some people watching and taste some street food. I felt a little guilty sitting at a table at a nearby restaurant watching the locals in standing room only outside of the church listening to a sermon. That was a nice way to spend an hour or so. Everyone seemed happy down there.

After heading back up to the Castillo (and by the way, I may have exaggerated a little about the hill. It's not like mountain climbing or anything like that. Just imagine walking up to Row 50 in an SEC football stadium), we headed over to the new Tesoro Mall (Centro Comercial El Tesoro), just a 10 minute cab ride from the Castillo. Man, this place reminds me of Beverly Hills! There is an area near the Crepes & Waffles Restaurant where you can look out over most of the valley. Even on a somewhat rainy day, the view is still spectacular. The view inside is pretty spectacular as well. Some of the higher strata soccer moms that we saw were awesome.

After a shower, we headed down to the Mansion anticipating that there was going to be a Sunday afternoon cookout. We must have missed it but at 4:00, there were several girls out by the pool. Most of the guys were sitting in La Cueva watching a football game. I didn't come here to watch football!

Somehow, the best was saved for last for me. One of the girls whom I had seen earlier in the week brought a friend who had never been to the Mansion or to the Castillo before. In fact, I'm convinced that she had never been paid before. She was 22, long frosted hair, all natural except for the braces. A sweetheart.

She works Monday through Saturday at a clothing warehouse in Laureles, attends the University 2 or 3 days per week, and generally spends time with her 6 year old daughter on Sundays. I guess after seeing her work her ass off for so long, her friend decided to show her that there was an easier way to make ends meet.

After spending some time with a fellow monger and the chicas by the pool, my buddy headed back to Castillo with Jessica. Spent some time with her earlier in the week and she was nice. The other guy and I treated the girls to some pizza. Thanks Dominos! Pizza for 5 or 6 delivered for $13! I love this exchange rate.

Eventually, the other guy and I shared a cab ride up to the Castillo with his girl, Angie, and mine, Cindy. I could tell that Cindy was uncomfortable initially. She swore to me, and the staff at the Castillo confirmed that she had never been up here. I figured that if I handled this correctly, it would work out well and it did in a big way.

I assured her that I was not going to harm her in any way or move any quicker than she was comfortable with. We listened to some music on TV, cuddled some, and I pulled out some flash cards in English and Spanish so that we could practice together. That was a good ice breaker. After a while, she was smiling and laughing and appeared to be relaxed.

Eventually, we took a nice warm shower together and then I gave her a long back rub before she turned over and we began to kiss. She was as sweet as sugar. She never seemed concerned about time or money. She genuinely appeared to be enjoying herself as much as I was. We never even looked at the time until it was nearly midnight. By then, we had been together for several hours.

Although I will keep the details to myself, she stayed with me until 4:00 am. We set an alarm on my phone so that she could get up, get a shower, go home, and change clothes and get to work by 6:00 am. Before I paid her anything for her time, I asked her how much it would cost for a cab to where she lives. I gave her more than she asked for because she was truthful. I had no indication that she had any expectation as far as payment for her services. I'm convinced that she was brand new at this. I know that some guys will jump on my ass for this but I gave her 300,000 pesos /$100. She was thrilled and believe me, I got my money's worth and then some.

I also went downstairs and gave Amada, one of the ladies who work here and made my breakfast and cleaned my room every day, a 50,000 peso tip. She was thrilled and gave me a big hug. I did that last year when I stayed at the Mansion and when we arrived this year, Flo and Lilliana called me by my first name. Either Robert or Boyd have trained them well or they simply understand how much guests appreciate good service.

I can't remember ever having such a good time in 5 days. I will be back! Hope this trip report will be useful to someone thinking about coming to MDE for the first time!

[Puntz79]

Sorry Slam, upper level. Midway between the International departures on the left (as you enter) and the Domistic departutes on the right-hand side. Sorry- there isn't much downstairs level Arrivals Gate.

There is an ATM now right outside domestic arrivals / baggage claim. It must have been installed over the last month or two months at most, since I don't recall it being there in August. Right as you get out of baggage claim, it's very visible. The green ATM that allows for larger transaction withdrawls is the Servibanca ATM.

[Legal Tender]

Pool area was brimming with talent that was new to me. Robert and Boyd must book our guests in such a way as to have fresh faces almost every day.

I haven't read anything about Greg. What's his status?

[Exoticspirit]

Yes it is. And think of how many calories you burn walking up that hill 2-3 times a day. And of course boning a couple Paisas. I can't think of a better exercise regimen.

Not a bad idea since the regional cuisine is not exactly low calorie! Wish I could find a video or photo of this hill.

[Combo]

Just to confirm, is the Castillo = M2 of the mansion?

Yes it is. And think of how many calories you burn walking up that hill 2-3 times a day. And of course boning a couple Paisas. I can't think of a better exercise regimen.

[Exoticspirit]

By the way, notwithstanding the fucking hill, the Castillo is starting to grow on me. The staff is great and you really can get a good night's sleep up here. I guess I've learned over the last few days, that I can avoid the sweat I work up while walking up the hill for less than a two dollar cab ride. As I use to read in the posts from another member whose name I can not recall, "only good energy" my friends.

Just to confirm, is the Castillo = M2 of the mansion?

[Lmarcone]

Sorry Slam, upper level. Midway between the International departures on the left (as you enter) and the Domistic departutes on the right-hand side. Sorry- there isn't much downstairs level Arrivals Gate.

Where? When you walk out of the customs and then there is the waiting area and then the tigo wall, the snack stands and keep walking forward?

I get up to the snack shacks and go up stairs. The green ATM (forget the name) you can do 780 mil in one pop and they charge 8,400 so call it $3. I think the casa de cambio inside immigration and the one up stairs are usually are better than the ones in Mede but I don't like to waist the time in line (rare) or dealing with the guy. ATM for me as I usually have a date to keep.

[Jll600]

I don't post much but I do agree with John. I know him personally as a true stand up guy and have certainly benefited from his camaraderie and friendship. I count him as a close friend and confidant. We have traveled together in Colombia and stayed together many times. MDE is what you make of it. I was introduced to Medellin via the ISG and then the Mansion where I met John. I decided that I wanted to go deeper than what the Mansion offers but I am grateful for the safety and familiarity that it offered me as a newbie. I have been seeing it totally differently though each trip / experience and it has rewarded me by my relationships with mongers, and also Colombians (both in USA as well as Colombia). If you wish to get a deep and fun experience you can follow some basic rules that I learned from John. First, learn some freaking Spanish! Its an incredibly easy language and there are so many resources to learn it from. Next, treat the girls with respect but also don't tolerate bullshit at all. At the first sign of drama or BS or anything weird, it is time for you to bail out. Pay her the taxi money and call another girl. It doesn't matter what time it is. There is always a nice hot girl who is willing to come over to replace the bullshit one you just sent packing. Next, be willing to pay for quality of girl and experience. Don't over pay but don't be cheap. I know for a FACT that John's referrals are just that. Referrals and the only thing expected in return is mutual respect and friendship. A 10 is going to cost more. That's a fact. But really. Who can even talk about cost when it comes to the small amount of money it costs to have a great time in MDE. Finally, respect your fellow monger and be willing to take and give advice, information, referrals etc. I have had some of the most incredible experiences in MDE, things that I couldn't even imagine, perhaps scarring me (in a good way) for life. I can anticipate a time in the future where the MDE that we know now may be a distant memory but I intend to enjoy it to the fullest now because it is a truly unusual and amazing place right now.

My two pesos. Stay horny brothers.

[SlamCity7777]

There is a battery of ATM's in the lower level of the airport. It's OK- you won't get kidnapped!

Where? When you walk out of the customs and then there is the waiting area and then the tigo wall, the snack stands and keep walking forward?

I get up to the snack shacks and go up stairs. The green ATM (forget the name) you can do 780 mil in one pop and they charge 8,400 so call it $3. I think the casa de cambio inside immigration and the one up stairs are usually are better than the ones in Mede but I don't like to waist the time in line (rare) or dealing with the guy. ATM for me as I usually have a date to keep.

[Combo]

Combo, I like your posts and complimented you in the past. I think you are a good guy and contribute to the board and forum. In this case though, you are clearly misunderstanding John. I know him personally and he is great guy. He is extremely helpful to other mongers. He does focus on quality and like me he does not mind paying. All he is saying is don't be cheap and expect high quality.

Sometimes posts come across brash and it is hard to judge a person by their posts.

Would you believe if I told you that Old Parr is a wonderful guy. He is super helpful and fun. I know that because I know him but you won't get that from his posts. Ha ha. (And he has sense of humor).

It's certainly possible I misunderstand him. I don't know him and he may be a hell of a good guy. My point is this: A guy comes on here and says he has special girls for us guys (that he doesn't even know). But we'll have to be real generous with these girls. What does a logical person think of this?

Again I could be totally mistaken.

[Puntz79]

Does anyone know if all bars, casas, MPs, clubs are closed today? It's Election Day, liquor sales stopped last night and is supposed to last until Monday morning from my understanding. Not sure if they would be closed or if it's just a slower Sunday than usual.

[Vitrea]

Combo, I like your posts and complimented you in the past. I think you are a good guy and contribute to the board and forum. In this case though, you are clearly misunderstanding John. I know him personally and he is great guy. He is extremely helpful to other mongers. He does focus on quality and like me he does not mind paying. All he is saying is don't be cheap and expect high quality.

Sometimes posts come across brash and it is hard to judge a person by their posts.

Would you believe if I told you that Old Parr is a wonderful guy. He is super helpful and fun. I know that because I know him but you won't get that from his posts. Ha ha. (And he has sense of humor).

John.

So you'd like to "help guys that are willing to spend a bit more money." That's awfully nice of you. And they should expect to pay 400-500 mil (or is it million?) for the privilege of meeting your acquaintances. How much of it do the girls give you?

I think any half-way intelligent board member can see that you are the one trying to pimp.

I'm not worried about Colombia Jake. He at least is selling rooms, which seems a good option for the first-time visitor that doesn't want to stay at the Mansion. Yeah, his posts get old, but he is running a legitimate business.