Medellin Reports

[GrownMan1]

am fortunate that I can pass for a Colombian.

This is why I don't think I will like Colombia. To me Surfer looks strai8 up Anglo-Saxon. I he passes for Colombian. Though he is a handsome Gent especially when he wears those pinch me I am Irish bright red speedos (or as he call it protective surf wear). If the chicas are a female version of him I am going to be sexual deprived. Maybe.

[Dcfan77]

Thanks for the good vibe guys.

GrownMan will be fine. Why? Because he is a grown-ass man! LOL.

I have never been to the mansion so I can't talk bad about it. But from what I read on this forum its for mainly guys that are older and like to be feed chicas or there are a little weary about going to downtown medellin. As for Colombian Jake, the chicas he has posted on his website look just ok, but is it worth BBBJ and paying extra for that kinda of point and click service. I will show anybody the ropes if they are cool and grownman seems to be a cool dude that isn't going to get scared over a few crack heads. Don't get it twisted, Downtown medellin at night is very dangerous. You have to know your surroundings at all times. But there are some amazing gems to be found. Since Grownman is arriving late, I might have to take him to this after-hours spot I know (open til 7 am or 8 am), because the strip clubs close at 2 a I think. Someone stated that a lot of the chicas at night are coke heads, this is true but not all. Some like to just drink and smoke weed. My experience is never try to out drink a colombiana, they will drink you under the table, especially if she does coke. I once smoked a blunt with a strip club chica. She fell asleep before we fuck that night. Woke up the next morning did some wakey bakey and then proceeded to fuck my brains out. Almost without a condom.

The day time casa scene is so abundant that you find what you are looking for. Getting GFE is a bit more challenging thou. Think about it, you pick a a girl from a line up and of you go to the room and bang. Where's the romance in that? LOL. In my experience I found that most casa chicas are more semi pro in style than strip club chica. Thats why they work during the day 9-5 type hours, because they have normal lifes. (not crack heads types) that being said my strategy for raising my chances of GFE in casas are as followed. Pick the chicas in the line up that smiles or gives you some kinda hint she digs you. If the chemistry is there then give a decent tip or a gift for the good service. For example (victoria secret undies) I buy them at the outlet malls for cheap. They will love this and maybe exchange info or have better GFE the next time around. Its worked very well for me.

I'm also thinking of going to Cali and Barranquilla while I'm down in Colombia. So any help would be nice from the experts.

Shit Mr. G you know my money isn't as long as yours. I'm always on a budget. I'll ball on a budget. If you had a pen house for 80. I will take the pencil house for the 35. That's why I didn't take the mansion. It sounds like an over rated but well known spot for Americans. And I have learned from Cuba that the chicas that work around the will known spots are more mechanical. They are use to seeing Americans come and go. And they expect to be paid higher then the average. I think it will be more like Rumba chicas in the mansion. DCFan is offering to me what you offered. Getting a way from the touristy adventures and more into the daily life of the country. I know it can be risky however I don't mind adventuring to less chartered but seeded area. If I go to the mansion most of the chica are been there done that to the board. Imaging someone having to post a picture of a new chica because the others are ran through old news. By the time you get to the new girl she has been done 10 times over. I like the trill of the hunt. I heard the coke is the best in the world but that's not my thing. I don't mind a chica getting her straight line on. I hope the weed is good as well! I don't drink since my liver problems. But I will put one in the air.

[John Gault]

Shit Mr. G you know my money isn't as long as yours. I'm always on a budget. I'll ball on a budget. If you had a pen house for 80. I will take the pencil house for the 35. That's why I didn't take the mansion. It sounds like an over rated but well known spot for Americans. And I have learned from Cuba that the chicas that work around the will known spots are more mechanical. They are use to seeing Americans come and go. And they expect to be paid higher then the average. I think it will be more like Rumba chicas in the mansion. DCFan is offering to me what you offered. Getting a way from the touristy adventures and more into the daily life of the country. I know it can be risky however I don't mind adventuring to less chartered but seeded area. If I go to the mansion most of the chica are been there done that to the board. Imaging someone having to post a picture of a new chica because the others are ran through old news. By the time you get to the new girl she has been done 10 times over. I like the trill of the hunt. I heard the coke is the best in the world but that's not my thing. I don't mind a chica getting her straight line on. I hope the weed is good as well! I don't drink since my liver problems. But I will put one in the air.

MDE is a great place for a budget monger. I have read your reports from the DR, and Cuba. You will like the different colors very much.

Enjoy.

[GrownMan1]

Ahhh Melissa from the Mayorista. Or Geraldine / random ho name. Fantastic provider, Highly recommend.

Soo far from my cup of tea.

[GrownMan1]

Please read this as constructive criticism, my friend:

I know you told me that you were not considering staying at the mansion, but I don't see why you didn't take it into the equation considering you are saying you will be hitting a lot of casas. You are going for mechanical sex CBJ fuck houses (Casas) when you could have stayed in a place with a 90% or greater chance of GFE (and definitely BBBJ). I would have even advised that you hit up Colombian Jake and stayed at his place / have him show you around your first two nights if you didn't want to go the Mansion route. Both the Mansion and Jake would bring the girls to you and would not introduce you to chicas who are known to be poor performers (if these establishments care enough about their reputations).

Just reading your agenda it seems that you are going to be trying to do too much for a first time visitor. There is no way I would have been trying to do as much as you have on my first trip without having someone show me the ropes previously, especially at 2 or 3 am in El Centro. Having DCFan helping you will be a plus, but I imagine that he will not be wanting to hold your hand your entire trip.
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The problem with a man bringing me a chica is like him telling me specifically how dress. Unless a man knows me and my style; he can't just introduce to chicas just because they fuck well. I don't operate like that. Its never worked in the DR or in Cuba. I am more of a chemistry type of guy. A pretty face is water off my back. I am more into slim- waist ok face- and a beautiful all natural sexy muscular famine body. (phat ass. Not big- but phat for her body) And I like to find and polish my own diamonds.

Bro SP the last thing I need is to have my hand held the entire trip LOL. I am like Mr. E who said something like. Just let tell me the going rate is, introduce and quick class on the scene, now LE Mi Domy Dang. Mr. G can contest to that. We glad a few holla at you later times. Mr. G can get over protective, but I know its because he doesn't want to see me fked up. You think I am doing to much. I thought I wasn't. I was going to check in the hotel that I made reservations with. DCfan that they will be in that area. The apartments are a few blocks away in both direction. I figure on down time I will check out the spot and the first one that is a winner and vacancies. I will go online get the room and ride out the rest of time there with freedom like you suggested. If not stay at the hotel. Either way I am area where DCFAN is staying not far away. I feel like a can move faster than the average monger because I have this forum and ISG members aboard to fast forward me. Exon123 has also offered guidance. But if you think it too much please tell me with my plans what should change.

[Surfer500]

Shit Mr. G you know my money isn't as long as yours. I'm always on a budget. I'll ball on a budget. If you had a pen house for 80. I will take the pencil house for the 35. That's why I didn't take the mansion. It sounds like an over rated but well known spot for Americans. And I have learned from Cuba that the chicas that work around the will known spots are more mechanical. They are use to seeing Americans come and go. And they expect to be paid higher then the average. I think it will be more like Rumba chicas in the mansion. DCFan is offering to me what you offered. Getting a way from the touristy adventures and more into the daily life of the country. I know it can be risky however I don't mind adventuring to less chartered but seeded area. If I go to the mansion most of the chica are been there done that to the board. Imaging someone having to post a picture of a new chica because the others are ran through old news. By the time you get to the new girl she has been done 10 times over. I like the trill of the hunt. I heard the coke is the best in the world but that's not my thing. I don't mind a chica getting her straight line on. I hope the weed is good as well! I don't drink since my liver problems. But I will put one in the air.

Grownman,

The action in El Centro has your name written all over it, just stay away from the glue sniffers which I know you will do. No problem getting serviced for $ 10 US and there are some diamonds in the rough to be had around the Church / Botero Plaza area. Last time I was there I got a BBJCIM for 15,000 Pesos so being the budget fucker that you are you should be right at home. Also don't rule out the casa's. Some of these girls would be more than happy to meet up with you outside of their working hours if you hit it off with them. Can't wait to see your trip reports!

[GrownMan1]

After just introducing you to Cuba a few months ago and having a ball let me give you some advise bro on MDE. Don't get caught up in the budget shit, just have fun. I rented a penthouse apt for 80 a night with great views and chicas loved it.

They drink different in MDE also. You buy the bottle with shot glasses and they bring you chasers. The girls will come around and give you conversation but will try to hit a shot. What I do is put some gum in the shot glasses to prevent every girl from drinking your liquor. Colombia has a lot of drugs available for cheap so be on the lookout for druggies when doing your interview. Again, when you venture out go with a veteran.

Shit Mr. G you know my money isn't as long as yours. I'm always on a budget. I'll ball on a budget. If you had a pen house for 80. I will take the pencil house for the 35. That's why I didn't take the mansion. It sounds like an over rated but well known spot for Americans. And I have learned from Cuba that the chicas that work around the will known spots are more mechanical. They are use to seeing Americans come and go. And they expect to be paid higher then the average. I think it will be more like Rumba chicas in the mansion. DCFan is offering to me what you offered. Getting a way from the touristy adventures and more into the daily life of the country. I know it can be risky however I don't mind adventuring to less chartered but seeded area. If I go to the mansion most of the chica are been there done that to the board. Imaging someone having to post a picture of a new chica because the others are ran through old news. By the time you get to the new girl she has been done 10 times over. I like the trill of the hunt. I heard the coke is the best in the world but that's not my thing. I don't mind a chica getting her straight line on. I hope the weed is good as well! I don't drink since my liver problems. But I will put one in the air.

[Jonesie]

Its been a really good winter season and just want to thank all the guys that have come down and had so much fun here on their vacations! Things are starting to slow down for the summer, but I'm always here to get you up to speed in a hurry! Our newest girl is Geraldine and there are a lot better shots of her but I can assure you she aims to please and she's nice to look at and be around.

Thanks,

Jake

Ahhh Melissa from the Mayorista. Or Geraldine / random ho name. Fantastic provider, Highly recommend.

[Mr Gogo]

I am going to MED for the first time. I am not as excited as I was for Cuba. I just wanted to clean my buck list. I don't think I will like MED but I will give it a shot who knows. I am planning to meet DCFan there so he can show me the ropes. I am expecting a lot of casa and I am not a casa monger. I am expecting to be chocolate free so I got some young chocolates from out my system last week for 2 weeks in the DR. Shotout to ProSave for showing the reason I would prefer an apartment over a hotel. Shotout to Mr. E for giving me the low down on the love hotels. I am going to split the differents. I am using a hotel for the first 2 day, During that time I am going to checkout a few apartments in the area. I am going to be in at the HOTEL PLAZUELA SAN IGNACIO. I chose this route just in case the apartment is a wash and just trying to steal an early security deposit. If this a bad move please let me know. I see I won't be in MED until 11:00 pm so I am thinking I won't get to my hotel until 3:00 am. That should be enough time to still hit the late night scene. So I am wearing my club attire to the airport. Should change my date and notify the hotel for an early check in. Or go ahead and pay for the day anyway and notify them I will be checking in the following day early. The hotel was $48 per night. DCFan will be in the area and he said its good hunting around in those parts. I started to setup some dates on Latin America cupid but that shit is time consuming and pans out wasting vacation time on a phyco-chica like Surf did. Bro ProsSave I wanted to go at the time you went but it would have cost an extra $400 in travel and I know you are not playing the radio on budget hotels and apartment. DCFan seems like a good Sub. Teacher after reading his trip reports. He told me off the rip no high end brothels. Sound like my type of Ninja. LOL.

After just introducing you to Cuba a few months ago and having a ball let me give you some advise bro on MDE. Don't get caught up in the budget shit, just have fun. I rented a penthouse apt for 80 a night with great views and chicas loved it. My first two times I stayed in El Poblado,(check pic) very upper middle class and close to Parque Lleras, but also very hilly, my calf received a very goof workout. Then I stayed at Envigo, very middle class and not so hilly.

As far as girls I would use the casas as a backup plan. The girls in MDE are very sweet and will make you fall for them, plus there is chocolate there but very limited. You won't find the skinny waist and big asses I know you will desire, but you will find sweet girls.

Here's what I did; I would spend the nights hanging out and checking out all the establishments and if I saw something I like I would have her for an afternoon delight the next day. I would get them fresh before work and spend the afternoon and evening with them before work. We would fuck, eat pizza, fuck, wrestle, fuck then listen to music and fuck. I would give 120 k-140 k (60-70) for the afternoon for no rush service. That way you a more full experience and some 30 minute hump. You will need someone like DCfan to help you with logistics. As small as MDE is cabbies don't seem to know where anything is. Ghetto ass Mayorista is a must see but I wouldn't advise fucking with those coked up girls but sometimes guys find deals there, just keep your guard up. Parque illeras is a good daytime hangout. Take the subway at El Pablado and get off at San Antonio station and shop the bazars during the day is fun.

They drink different in MDE also. You buy the bottle with shot glasses and they bring you chasers. The girls will come around and give you conversation but will try to hit a shot. What I do is put some gum in the shot glasses to prevent every girl from drinking your liquor. Colombia has a lot of drugs available for cheap so be on the lookout for druggies when doing your interview. Again, when you venture out go with a veteran.

[Surfer500]

Please read this as constructive criticism, my friend:

I know you told me that you were not considering staying at the mansion, but I don't see why you didn't take it into the equation considering you are saying you will be hitting a lot of casas. You are going for mechanical sex CBJ fuck houses (Casas) when you could have stayed in a place with a 90% or greater chance of GFE (and definitely BBBJ). I would have even advised that you hit up Colombian Jake and stayed at his place / have him show you around your first two nights if you didn't want to go the Mansion route. Both the Mansion and Jake would bring the girls to you and would not introduce you to chicas who are known to be poor performers (if these establishments care enough about their reputations).

Just reading your agenda it seems that you are going to be trying to do too much for a first time visitor. There is no way I would have been trying to do as much as you have on my first trip without having someone show me the ropes previously, especially at 2 or 3 am in El Centro. Having DCFan helping you will be a plus, but I imagine that he will not be wanting to hold your hand your entire trip.

Most of us started at gringo central (Mansion), which gave us a chance to get our footing and branch out. You have staff their that will translate for you, order taxi's for you, help you to order food, etc. The translation help pays for itself...

I think Grownman will be able to pull it off staying in El Centro as a newbie to Medellin as he has street smarts. He speaks enough Spanish and you are correct that Spanish is necessary there as nobody speaks English. I spent 10 days in El Centro on my last trip and had no problems but am fortunate that I can pass for a Colombian and speak enough Spanish to get by. I stayed at the Premier Plaza Hotel right opposite Botero Plaza and adjacent to the Church. Lots of daytime action around this area, bars around the corner, and Avenida De La Grief two blocks away. Very sketchy at night though as others have noted and if you look like a foreigner / gringo it can be dangerous. I know a guy who went there, is an obvious gringo, speaks no Spanish, stayed at the same hotel I did and survived without incident, but I think he was lucky.

[Member #4394]

Paradoxically, those who don't speak Spanish or other foreign languages may not see dangers, or what's goin on entirely, in El Centro.

I speak fluent Spanish and El Centro is dangerous day or night.

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[Dickhead]

I speak fluent Spanish and El Centro is dangerous day or night.

[SavePros321]

I am expecting a lot of casa and I am not a casa monger.

Please read this as constructive criticism, my friend:

I know you told me that you were not considering staying at the mansion, but I don't see why you didn't take it into the equation considering you are saying you will be hitting a lot of casas. You are going for mechanical sex CBJ fuck houses (Casas) when you could have stayed in a place with a 90% or greater chance of GFE (and definitely BBBJ). I would have even advised that you hit up Colombian Jake and stayed at his place / have him show you around your first two nights if you didn't want to go the Mansion route. Both the Mansion and Jake would bring the girls to you and would not introduce you to chicas who are known to be poor performers (if these establishments care enough about their reputations).

Just reading your agenda it seems that you are going to be trying to do too much for a first time visitor. There is no way I would have been trying to do as much as you have on my first trip without having someone show me the ropes previously, especially at 2 or 3 am in El Centro. Having DCFan helping you will be a plus, but I imagine that he will not be wanting to hold your hand your entire trip.

Most of us started at gringo central (Mansion), which gave us a chance to get our footing and branch out. You have staff their that will translate for you, order taxi's for you, help you to order food, etc. The translation help pays for itself. Imagine trying to direct a chica to your hotel and not being able to give her the directions because you don't speak Spanish well, nor can understand what she is saying to you (especially if she is lost because her taxi driver has no idea where the hell he is going, which happens more often than not). Being able to pass one of the staff members the phone and have them tell your chica or her taxi driver exactly how to find where you are staying is gold.

I can't stress enough how important Spanish is needed for Medellin. You can't order a pizza without it, you can't communicate with your taxi driver other than pointing to the physical address you may have written down, you can't even ask for help if you've been robbed. My first trip there while staying at the mansion I met two other guys who I went on a casa run with. Between the three of us we managed to communicate in slightly passable Spanish.

I'm sure you'll do fine, but it looks like you are going to be doing a lot of work.

EDIT: See Dickhead's post below mine. As you can see, no one is trying to steer you wrong here. Everyone is different, but telling a newbie with kindergarten Spanish to set up shop in El Centro is the last thing I would recommend to a first-timer.

[Dickhead]

Telling a first-timer to MDE, especially one who would even consider arriving wearing "club attire," to stay in El Centro is akin to suggesting that a chicken stay in a fox den.

[Surfer500]

I am going to MED for the first time. I am not as excited as I was for Cuba. I just wanted to clean my buck list. I don't think I will like MED but I will give it a shot who knows. I am planning to meet DCFan there so he can show me the ropes. I am expecting a lot of casa and I am not a casa monger. I am expecting to be chocolate free so I got some young chocolates from out my system last week for 2 weeks in the DR. Shotout to ProSave for showing the reason I would prefer an apartment over a hotel. Shotout to Mr. E for giving me the low down on the love hotels. I am going to split the differents. I am using a hotel for the first 2 day, During that time I am going to checkout a few apartments in the area. I am going to be in at the HOTEL PLAZUELA SAN IGNACIO. I chose this route just in case the apartment is a wash and just trying to steal an early security deposit. If this a bad move please let me know. I see I won't be in MED until 11:00 pm so I am thinking I won't get to my hotel until 3:00 am. That should be enough time to still hit the late night scene. So I am wearing my club attire to the airport. Should change my date and notify the hotel for an early check in. Or go ahead and pay for the day anyway and notify them I will be checking in the following day early. The hotel was $48 per night. DCFan will be in the area and he said its good hunting around in those parts. I started to setup some dates on Latin America cupid but that shit is time consuming and pans out wasting vacation time on a phyco-chica like Surf did. Bro ProsSave I wanted to go at the time you went but it would have cost an extra $400 in travel and I know you are not playing the radio on budget hotels and apartment. DCFan seems like a good Sub. Teacher after reading his trip reports. He told me off the rip no high end brothels. Sound like my type of Ninja. LOL.

I will be there starting the 28th of May. Suggest you stay in El Centro the first couple of nights. Hotels can be had for as low as $ 10 a night. Medellin is not anything like Sosua. Wearing club attire to the Airport, are you nuts. Also I met my psycho chica at the beach! If your arriving late at night then one night at the Hotel you suggested is okay but if arriving during the day there are plenty of Hotels you could stay at for cheap until you find an apartment. I have booked a room at Hotel Torre Poblado by Parque Lleras and will also be getting a $ 10 a night room in El Centro.