Medellin Reports

[James Dandy]

Sitting on bench on Plaza Botero totally paralyzed after strolling down Calle 52 and stretch Cundinamarca. I am from Dinamarca by the way. Can't make a choice between so many beauties. By the way, anybody wants some fiesta some day with old fart?

I was just in Cundinamerica area Monday buying some inexpensive clothes as gifts for some ladies, and there was lots of candy to see (and do). I'll head back that way again either Saturday or early next week, and am always up for a beer if you're around, or anybody else would like to stroll Centro?

[James Dandy]

Some dudes are on fixed incomes so money even in a Colombia is tight. They can't go blow millions in a night. Also might have kids to support back home and other financial concerns. Also physical stuff. Some guys have bad backs, knees, ect. So they can't go out dancing or don't want to.

How many working girls can you bang? Go to Lleres and get into a convo with the NARP meeting in Juan Valdez. Just listen in. You'll hear all of their concerns, complaints, and cry babying.

Another poster put a very good point. They are unable to break out of the gringo shell. Guys been living down there for how many years and their Spanish still sucks? No real Colombian amigos? Sad. They are in a country and are unable or unwilling to connect. Sad.

Yes, I think you're right. Also, some forget what brought them here in the first place. They had all the golf and fishing they wanted back home, but sex prison made it so they didn't get laid often by beautiful, sexy, and feminine women. Once they move abroad and have more women in a year than they had the prior twenty years, all they can think about is the great golf they gave up!

[FarToMan]

Sitting on bench on Plaza Botero totally paralyzed after strolling down Calle 52 and stretch Cundinamarca. I am from Dinamarca by the way. Can't make a choice between so many beauties. By the way, anybody wants some fiesta some day with old fart?

[SlamCity7777]

Been in Medellin for seven months and am having a blast! It's hard to believe so many beauties can be packed into one city, and the way paisas treat a man in bed, well it's no wonder they are famous in other countries where they travel to work. Still, the cream of the crop seems to stay right here in Medellin.

Referring to the discussion of retired guys getting bored here, I'm too young to be retired so maybe it's different, but I'm not sure how anybody could get bored in this city!

Some dudes are on fixed incomes so money even in a Colombia is tight. They can't go blow millions in a night. Also might have kids to support back home and other financial concerns. Also physical stuff. Some guys have bad backs, knees, ect. So they can't go out dancing or don't want to.

How many working girls can you bang? Go to Lleres and get into a convo with the NARP meeting in Juan Valdez. Just listen in. You'll hear all of their concerns, complaints, and cry babying.

Another poster put a very good point. They are unable to break out of the gringo shell. Guys been living down there for how many years and their Spanish still sucks? No real Colombian amigos? Sad. They are in a country and are unable or unwilling to connect. Sad.

[Lucky Nuts]

Does anyone know of any Medellin prepago pickup bars outside of the well known strip joints?

[James Dandy]

Been in Medellin for seven months and am having a blast! It's hard to believe so many beauties can be packed into one city, and the way paisas treat a man in bed, well it's no wonder they are famous in other countries where they travel to work. Still, the cream of the crop seems to stay right here in Medellin.

Referring to the discussion of retired guys getting bored here, I'm too young to be retired so maybe it's different, but I'm not sure how anybody could get bored in this city!

[Shamester]

On my final day, I was unable to secure a guide for the Parque Arvi Metro Cable Ride. It was tempting to buy more denim but my suitcase is maxed out. Viva Colombia only allows 20 k - my bag was over and was forced to remove items to a backpack thus saving 20.000 mil.

Arrived at New Life which imo is as good as any casa in the Americas for value and hotness of the girls. Kiss fresh in El Salvador is also very good and a much nicer facility. Generally BA casas provide better service but cost more. Arrived around 1100 am. The lineup was surprisingly poor. Walked around and decided to return.

The return produced a much better lineup but not as good as the previous day. Selected a chica with a slim nice rack and a good face named Mari. Much too prissy. Entered the room and started doing selfies of her great breast. Loved looking in the mirror. Decent BJ. Bounced around in cowgirl. Nice natural breasts. After cumming, I asked for a massage. She declined. Stopped after 15 minutes. Again you are paying more their beauty than their service. Told the manager she was terrible. The other girls wondered what was going on since I had been a loyal customer with zero issues. An English speaking female was brought out with the girl. Explained the issue. Informed other mongers to stay away. The crowd was growing.

Natalia showed up in a sexy pink outfit. Quickly grabbed her. She asked if everything was fine- I responded yes. This time I decided to minimize the foreplay and titty fucking- very challenging since she excels in these areas. She finally understood who was Venus Williams. Good to great BJ. Cowgirl action was surprisingly average. Does not use her booty weight to bounce and grind -- felt more like an anorexic girl. Natalia enjoys providing superior tongue action on your nipples with a gentle fondling of your sack. The feeling again is wonderful. Shot and finished with a nice massage. Cumming with her always feels better compared to others.

Returned to the lobby and stated shooting the breeze with an American that was on holiday for 2 weeks in Medellin. My beloved Jessica Alba was not around. But spotted another mulatta beauty named Melissa. Beautiful face and thighs. Its interesting that mulatta chicas downplay their blackness in Colombia compared to other countries. Very straight hair and black which reminded of a Bollywood actress. Already knew she was another prissy narcissist chica.

Melissa dictated by demanding massage first. BJ was very good. Reverse cowgirl was a nice change. Good front cowgirl as well. Finished in missionary in which she laid there like a log. Asked why I closed my eyes sometimes. Way too self absorbed. Nonetheless value trumps everything else. Its always a win at new life.

In retrospect imo it is better to stay in a place like Gran hotel and walk daily to new life. During the evening and early morning Mayorsita is very good. Just make sure you select an adjacent hotel off the strip. Prior to my airport departure, I walked to get some breakfast. Numerous hotties.

MDE was great for chicas and buying denim. My lack of Spanish makes this a one and done. A definite must for all global mongers. Onto CTG.

[Shamester]

First, it depends who is working the front desk. Sunday was fine but the desirable chicas possessed no documentos. For Monday, the hotel was available for chicas but I was already spent from 3 chicas at New Life. Medellin is very humid and warmer than expected. This hotel has central air with fan while other cheaper ones on the same street only have fans. Air con is important for me. Moving around is a hassle. Some of you guys are impatient and inflexible. Normal gringo mentality. LOL!

BTW the area around Botero square has love hotels with decent looking chicas for early morning -- much better than Mayorista.

Started early Monday morning at New Life. Decent line-up. Selected a white girl named Jessica. Nice natural tits. Cute face. Nice head with tongue swirls at the tip of the head. Decent cowgirl action. Love the fact that you pay after -- allows to either go for 15 minutes or up to 2 hours. My preference is 30 minutes which allows to sample more chicas -- sort of like beer or wine tasting.

Walked around the area since I wanted to sample more chicas later. Carrera 46 reminds of Buenos Aires. Lots of shopping. Found a nice shopping center called Real Camino. Found a store selling cheap denim and could not resist. Also got a pedicure and manicure for 20.000 mil -- it was nice having 2 chicas pampering you simultaneously. Better than sex -- LOL!

Walked around to check out other casas. Found Juliana and Coffee Shop. Both were horrible. Nice casas but lineup was substandard. Returned to New Life. Bigger and better lineup. Packed with at least 10 patrons around 100 pm. Selected Natalia -- Venus Williams lookalike. WOW! Foreplay was amazing. Sucks and licks your nipples in a delightful manner. Gently plays with your sack. Amazing natural tetas which she know how to manipulate with your penis. The feeling is indescribable. Decided to pleasure myself which she gently assisted. Good massage as well. Does tln for 300 mil. Allows kissing with mouth closed.

On my way out there was another black chica with an exotic Naomi Campbell look that was occupied named Melinda. As I was paying noticed a Jessica Alba lookalike named Joanna. Unable to pass on. Another WOW! Fun girl that loves fast music. Nice twirling action when performing BJ. Excellent in all positions. Her doggie was great with a beautiful arched back and hard ramming movements. Finally cummed in missionary in which she moved and positioned herself in ways to make you cum. A definite pro in finding a suitable position for you to cum in. No real kissing or tln.

Debating about whether to return today since I am satisfied and want to do more sightseeing and going to Cartagena on Wednesday. These bargain beauties are too tempting and could easily top thousands in the US.

Mayorsita was better than the previous Monday. There is enough young talent to satisfy. No real competition amongst mongers as opposed to New Life.

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[Member #4398]

Shamester,

Thanks for the reports. They are pretty good and informative. Seems you are having great fun in various settings. Next time I'm in Medellin I plan on checking Mayorista and stay in a hotel in that area. I just don't understand why you keep staying in the Hotel Central Plaza http://www.hotelcentralplazamedellin.com/ where they have that obnoxious prerecorded no prostitution message. I don't care how nice is that Hotel, but if that is what they do each time you bring a chica, I would not stay in there for more than one night. They clearly don't want prostitutes there. In any case, great reports and thanks you for sharing. I think I got some good ideas from you and quite valuable information from all of your reports.

On Saturday proceeded to New Life. Better Lineup. Some of these bigger chicas are tempting but its not my thing. Maybe these chicas are influenced by the famous Medellin artist Botero? LOL!

Selected a more exotic looking chica that was slim with a nice ass despite having a child. Started in one of those curvy sex chairs. IMO it allows chicas to gain deeper penetration. Angle to stimulate the clit could also be better. Good head. Cowgirl action was nice. It is nice to glance in the mirror to watch a slim beauty sucking your cock at grand bargain prices on your credit card.

The best part was the massage -- she went to massage school and was performing Swedish Massage. That alone can be valued at $50 plus in the US. Also performed a second pop. Extremely satisfying and worthy of a repeat.

Returned to hotel. Contacted Julianna about meeting for tonight. Set up a 600 ish time frame. Talent was okay. Thursday was better. Nonetheless there are still young hotties. My suggestion is to stay away from the hotels on the street. Find a chica, demand she bring her documentos and go to an adjacent hotel in which time is not a problem with the hotel staff...

[NCal2014]

Which hotel are you staying in? What part of Medellin are you staying in? Sounds like a big hassle if the hotel is not girl friendly. Even if its economical now you have to go elsewhere just to enjoy the chicas.

[Jnaasty]

Just came back from the lovely city of Medellin. Always a good time. Stayed at the Mansion, which is right near the hard rock casino. Nice place, but try to get a room in the main hotel. If you get stuck in plaza 2, it is a hike up that hill. Anyway, day one, hung out at the bar at the mansion, some guy was having a party and the talent was pretty good. It's not always like this at the bar, can be hit or miss. When the talent is good, don't sleep on it. Get some numbers, so you can call them later. You may not see them again when you want to. Saw this one girl, white with black hair, face was a 9, and then an ass that didn't even match the rest of her body. All natural too. I didn't wait and took her back to the room right away. Wasn't even in the bar for more than an hour. Experience was good, although I was told that she normally is a little stiff. She had just had some of the 160 proof rum that one of the owners was offering up to the girls. Guess it loosened her up. Overall 8/10. Went back to the bar and chilled for a bit more. I ended up taking back this slim black girl, she stayed all night. The going rate for the mansion girls is 150 k. When she asked for 300 k in the morning for staying all night, I just told her, "tu quieres, no?" gave her the 150 K and money for a cab and sent her on her way. I got a little drunk the night before and when I saw her in the morning, I realized she had a six pack. Little out of my style, don't really like the super toned look. But oh well, live and learn.

The next day, went down to centro to the strip clubs, Maracaibo and Executivo. Check the monger map and you will see them, right next to each other. Wanted to get a quick one in and then relax. I messed up though, got down there too early and was told that the clubs don't open until 3. Don't make the same mistake. LOL. Got some food and then went over to Abydos, also on the map. The mamasan here is beautiful, she must be in her late 30's but the body is on point. I would have taken her over any of the girls working there, but that did not appear to be an option at the time. Took a short pretty one, don't remember the name. I made her give me the full massage and then we got into it, BBBJ and all the positions, she was small enough to just lift up and have fun with. Tipped her out 20 k and paid the mamasan I think 138 K including drink. She was happy with the tip.

Went back to Mansion and chilled at the bar for a bit. There was another party going on this night as well. Just my luck. They had this thing that a girl rides and there is a dildo on the top of it, it has controls for speed and vibration. She put on a show. Little slim girl rode it with a mask on, like Zorro. Sexy ass body though. Had plenty to drink, got some numbers there and ended up taking a nice blond haired girl back to the room. She was about a 7/10 face, but the experience was 9/10. She loved sex and really got into it. Careful with her braces though. Many girls here get braces in their 20's, and not all of them know how to work around them yet. After this, hit up Mayorista. I call it Mayors. The talent here wasn't bad, but I was kind of running low on cash. Don't like rolling around with cards and what not, just a set amount of cash. Found one to take back into the little dumpy rooms and it was 40 k I believe. There were several better ones that I saw when I came out, but it was too late and I called it a night.

The pool at the Mansion was kind of garbage this time. I guess its hit and miss. I remember one trip when I stayed there, that girls would show up around 1 or 2 and there would be up to 15 girls just chilling around the pool having drinks and a good time. This time, there might have been one or two stragglers, but most every girl was invited by a guest and they just sat with the guest, didn't bring any friends and so it was not a good scene at the pool. I heard that the girls hang out at the salon that they built in the back, but checked it out and there was no talent back there either. The guys that stay at the Mansion are normally pretty cool and you can share war stories with them, so that part was kind of fun, but alas, I'm here for the women and only have a limited time.

I had met a girl on Badoo, before I came down, so I decided to hit her up. She came by the Mansion bar and met me there. I'm never sure if girls are pro's or not on badoo. Anyway, we went out and hit up Parque Lleras and then Fahrenheit. It was a good time and she really seemed into me, at the end of the night, she didn't want to come to the room. WTF? So we parted ways and I just knocked out. The next day, I called her up again, just to take one more crack at it. This girl has a 8/10 face and body. So it seemed worth the shot. We went to a restaurant to eat and struggled through some conversation, my Spanish is second rate and her English is even worse. Still getting the feeling from this girl that she likes me though. It was pouring down rain that day, and I told her this was perfect weather to just chill and watch a movie. She agreed and came back to the room. Long story short, it took a while, but we eventually got it in. She was definitely into it. Chilled out for a while after and then sent her on the way. Gave her money for a cab and she didn't say a word about anything else. Still don't trust that she didn't want something. But some of these girls will work this angle and then tell you that they need money for the light bill or school for their children. I think it can be a lot more costly this way, so I am always cautious. I told her I was leaving in about a week, but was leaving the next day. Figured that if she was going to hit me up, it might be the next time I saw her, so I never saw her again before I left and told her that I got called back for work. Like I said, still not sure what her angle was, but with the lack of communication, it was hard to judge.

Last night in Medellin. Started at the Mansion bar again. When you stay here, it is always a good place to start. It was kind of dead. One of the guys said the weekends are dead because all the girls want to go out with their boyfriends. Haha. Got another number and set something up for the morning before I jumped my flight. Hit up San Diego. I always like this club. I hear people say good and bad things about it. I always seem to have a good time and the girls are always hot. I took one girl back probably a 7/10 face and body. 120 k for her and I think 35 k for the room. It was fun, but then the knocking at the door began. They are time conscious here, so be ready. I chose not to pay for more time and went back out to the dance area. Got another number and then got ready to leave. Ate some hot dogs from the street vendor right out front, they put all sorts of shit in it, pretty good too. Rolled over to Mayors again, but didn't see anything I liked so ended up just going to the room.

The next morning, got up to a knock on the door and was pleasantly surprised. I answered it and there was some cute chick I've never seen. She said sorry she had the wrong room and I was a bit disappointed. Well the other girl should be here soon. Soon never came however. That sucks. Left to the airport with no morning send off. Not the way to head back to the states, but girls are notorious for standing you up.

[Shamester]

On Saturday proceeded to New Life. Better Lineup. Some of these bigger chicas are tempting but its not my thing. Maybe these chicas are influenced by the famous Medellin artist Botero? LOL!

Selected a more exotic looking chica that was slim with a nice ass despite having a child. Started in one of those curvy sex chairs. IMO it allows chicas to gain deeper penetration. Angle to stimulate the clit could also be better. Good head. Cowgirl action was nice. It is nice to glance in the mirror to watch a slim beauty sucking your cock at grand bargain prices on your credit card.

The best part was the massage -- she went to massage school and was performing Swedish Massage. That alone can be valued at $50 plus in the US. Also performed a second pop. Extremely satisfying and worthy of a repeat.

Returned to hotel. Contacted Julianna about meeting for tonight. Set up a 600 ish time frame. Talent was okay. Thursday was better. Nonetheless there are still young hotties. My suggestion is to stay away from the hotels on the street. Find a chica, demand she bring her documentos and go to an adjacent hotel in which time is not a problem with the hotel staff.

Julianna showed up -- WOW! It was Valentines Day. She reminded me of Pocchoantus (sp?) Shared a beer then off to my hotel. The ***** with prerecorded message was at the desk. Reiterated this is a private hotel. Asked if she wanted me to play her garbage. Declined.

Walked over to the Plaza Mayor. Julianna wanted 50 mil per pop. No way. At least I was turning it around on her saying it was an American custom for females to give propina to males on V-Day. The shock on her face was comical. Joking around about propina lightens the mood especially when speaking English is challenging. Nonethess her quest for leche resulted in very nice bjing. Good rhythm in cowgirl. Nice kissing and body caressing. At the end of the day, remains a hybrid Mayorsita chica. Completed and moved on to meet up with a newly arrived ISG colleague.

Met up at Parque lleras in El Poblado. Wow! Party Central. Parade of taxis. Higher end talent. It was payday so ATMs had long lines. Met ISG at a corner bar that had 3 for 1 drink specials. The hookers are in the central park. [CodeWord902] chicas. Supposedly there is a hotel in the area that allows them to use their rooms. High end escorts. May bars and clubs that were happening. Not my deal. Nice to see.

Taxied back early since I was going on a tour of Guatape. Great deal at 69.000 mil which includes 2 meals and a boat ride. Unfortunately got separated from the group. Forced to find a public bus to return to MDE. After returning from an exhausting day returned to Mayorista. Good stuff for a Sunday. Prior to deaprture, I noticed the bitches were not at the desk. Whispered to the chica about bringing a chica with documentos -- she unsurprisingly quickly consented. Felt like a teenager when your parents were away from home. ÑOL!

It was comical how the good looking ones wanted to bring their friends for three on one. No Way. A tall very sexy chica with the Librarian look was my target. A regular. Asked her if she had her documents -- yes! Attempted to talk to her without the fuglies -- she could not separate. Moved on.

It is nice to see Latinas being influenced by the Japanese Anime look. IMO it gives them an Asian look with that Latina shape. Actually found a real Japanese chica who was also Spanish from Medellin. Cute face but is slightly overweight. Speaks enough English fo us to converse but it is easier for us to speak in Japanese. Unfortunately her documents were at her casa. Phone also ran out of minutes. A big warning sign with her is saying lets get a cerveza but then orders an 8000 nil Smirnoff ice. Tried to play it off. Unsure about following up although she is fun.

For Monday its back to New Life for the early morning. Maybe walk around centro with a Spanish speaking ISG colleague to procure talent. Followup with Julianna whose phone ran out of minutes. These chicas are lame.

[Phunluv]

Hey, I'm here standing exactly where on matts map is the Lejano Orinte. It appears to be right on Las Palmas. I do not see a Carrera 31 N either. Can someone point me in the right dirrection? Yes I know people say the place has fallen off but since it's close I'd like to take a peak.

Don't know if it's still true but Lejano Oriente is a bit secretive, I think you'll need a taxi driver that knows how to get there and is known to the security guys. If I recall correctly, a guy comes out, confirms with your driver, than opens a gate to let the taxi in. It all seems ominous and mysterious, but it's about discretion and keeping some of the younger, rowdier, (and drunk) locals out.

[Phunluv]

The problem is most guys do not know how to lose that Gringo mentality. Living in Latin America sounds exciting and romantic, it does have a few catches. When guys move down here for pussy it is a big mistake. Most guys never make the transition from monger to compatriot. Becoming a part of the local culture is probably the hardest transition but the most important.

Most guys, probably share their experiences of living abroad exclusively with other Gringos. No one else will understand your hesitation to try the local food, your problem with adjusting to the pace of life and your ambivalence towards social customs as well as those in the same boat. In order to make the most of living in Latin America you have to break of your comfortable little cocoon after awhile and immerse yourself in the local culture. Hell that is half of the battle.

However, after living in a foreign country for a while, little things that you initially considered charming may begin to annoy you. You will remember how everything ran on schedule back home, how clean your former hometown was, or how much more relaxed and friendly everyone seemed.

Hell I say embrace the little Quirks.

The classic story I hear over and over in this forum and other non-monger Colombia forums is the guy who falls in love with the "easygoing laid-back" lifestyle. But then gets totally exasperated and stressed out (ironic, isn't it?) when that "take-it-easy" attitude is applied to him by the locals with any issue encountered.

Because the guy you hired to take care of some urgent plumbing issue is also living the laid-back life that you admired so much just a few months ago, LOL! I also find a sometimes strange obsession with their chosen dwelling-place, as they try to create a kind of first-world outpost in a developing country, a near replica of what they left behind, as if they never really left (so why leave in the first place?) If you insist on top-notch first world amenities, you will either have to pay twice as much as in the states and / or deal with a lot of frustration.